Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • etcrr

    #5 want to touch the hinney

    • Chan

      I believe it's "heiney" (or Heinie?) – your word would rhyme with "tinny" if said aloud.

      Either way – delicious ass.

      • smallchinaman

        Delicious indeed, I'd dive into that – dirt and all.

    • CaNaDaaa


  • etcrr

    #18 taking cart racing to a whole new level

    • fed

      someone was playing mario kart a bit too much

      • Odie


    • phdonme

      The Fact someone caught this picture is crazy

  • hater

    #18. Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

    • ST33


  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #6 Said the man who just finished his Taco Bell.

    • StriKingSammy


  • DonkeyPunch

    #13 is how chuck norris and xena warrior princess do sex

    • just_some_guy

      god, I hate when people say "do sex". Damn you, Jersey Shore. Damn you straight to hell.

    • 80's Baby

      more like 69 to me….

    • sadman

      Two blind people after a reading of Karma Sutra.

    • jadeus

      infinite energy!

    • Frank

      I call this one "The Paddle Boat"….

  • dashete

    #2 If a cat were growing out of my chest, I wouldn't be nearly as amused.

    • tralfaz


  • Guz

    #18 I used to hate those green turtle shells

    • Odie

      Love those feathers.

      • Justin

        It's SNES Battle beach level again

  • myself

    #3 Hagrid's other brother?
    #13 Trippy as hell.
    #21 I am assuming that was planed, either way it's awesome.

    • Katie

      I wish I could pause the people flipping

    • tmach81

      #3 So yeah me and Aquafina here got a hot date tonight.

  • Jmoney

    You know you’re up too late when the daily morning awesomeness is posted before you go to sleep

    • J0R

      Well it depends where you are in the world.

      • Anon

        No. Everything is based on North America. Soon you shall be subject to our timezones too and be forced to be awake in the night and eat McDonalds and more!

        • Katie

          North America has more than one time zone. I still have to wait for the them.

          • varlotto

            Silence infidel!

  • One and Only

    Does this site ever sleep? And # 17 heard the beep on SUPER MARKET SWEEP!!!

  • AssAssAssAssAssAss

    #12 Chlorophyll? more like Bore-a-phyll!

    • tapsnapornap

      Petroleum is blue? Have women ever seen crude oil or even just gasonline? They are not blue…

    • caleb

      Ahhh Billy Madison, good stuff.

  • J0R

    I don't get #21

    • Asdf

      8675309… Its a song

    • sparkyanubis

      Ask Jenny

    • 90s kid

      • JustinFL

        Shouldn't have posted it…made it too easy on the kids

      • rob

        I'm the wrong side of 30 and I can safely say I've never heard that song before. Pretty good tho.

        • Underbaker

          I'm in my upper 40's and I can't even read that number without it playing in my head the way they sang it.

        • kate

          Dont blame your age. Blame your shameful lack of musical knowledge

      • Katie

        As if it wasn't already stuck in my head now it really is

    • KBB

      its a song by Tommy Tutone-

    • myself

      Don't you know for a good time call

    • Mr.Happy

      Your to young for the chive.

      • Ali Ackbah

        *you're* and *too*

        • Johnny K.


    • luckyB

      i dont want to live on this planet anymore

    • David Addison

      Must not be a child of the 80's. Back when Gordon Gecko was a piker compared to today's wall street crooks.

    • AmBush_Steve

      Thank you for asking Jor. I've really liked the song since it came out and know every word of it but still didn't catch it. I guess it's still early. Glad I didn't have to ask.

    • Danny

      It's funny cause I didn't get the pic and then I read the numbers and the tune automatically played in my head… I don't think it is possible to read those numbers without that song popping up.

    • Guest

      867-5309/Jenny – Tommy Tutone

    • BobGnarrly

      I'm born in 93 and I even got it…

      • Brother Maynard

        Good on ya. There is hope for the youth of today.

    • nuccabay

      my brother is 19 and guaranteed he could sing a majority of these lyrics…still not as bad as that one a few weeks ago where an entire high school didnt know who paul mccartney was

    • MacNCheesePro

      I feel stupid for not getting that. I repeated the numbers in my head over and over and was thinking "that would make a good tune to get stuck in your head!" D'oh!

      • kodakkid

        I can't believe I missed that some times I wonder if I am losing it!~

    • fuzzbucker

      Eighty six thousand seven hundred and fifty three, zero point niiiiiinne…

    • Okay!?!

      Anyone think of Less Than Jake? Cause that's where my head went. Great cover!

  • Euhhh

    What the hell is #21. A good tune?

    • myself

      You guys are making me feel so fucking old. Jenny is your hint.

      • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

        you shouldn't feel old. they should feel ashamed for not knowing that song.

        • Deeveeus

          I didn't get it first…but that's pretty damn awesome lol

          • chicago

            god damn, i missed it too. funny.

    • JLay


    • JustinFL

      Get off my lawn!

    • SlapDick

      if you call 1-800-938-8487 they'll redirect you and tell you whats up

      • monoxxide

        also its a phone number banned in Fallon, Nevada we have the numbers 423, 427,428, 867,217 and when this song came out the lady that owned it had so many phone calls the phone company reissued her a new number and banned than number from being reissued

    • blair

      read the numbers its a old song title

  • RealZoo

    #13 "69" goes mobile!!!

  • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

    #25 the first time i scrolled down I didn't see the end, I just saw the bike fail. Definitely a "don't you feel stupid" moment

    • mojo77

      it's the rarely caught on film "Double Derp"

  • FullBlownStoned

    The first is about competition and the second is about bullshit so…

    • Matt

      They are both bullshit and both competitions.

      • Joslin

        It's not the models that are photoshopping, it's the publishers, big difference.

        • DrROBOTO

          according to these rules shouldnt autotune be illegal for singers as well?

          • phdonme


          • ChelseaRules

            I totally support passing this law.

    • Craigery

      Magazine publishers are competing for readers and dollars just like athletes are competing for stats and wins.

      • anon

        i believe whoever is selling the product does the photoshopping. they just submit their ads to the magazine for publishing.

        • yum

          magazines do their own shoots as well and subsequently employ a small army of photo manipulators.

  • anonymous

    You're a wizard 'Arry!

  • Wark

    #5 You've got some sand on your- Here, I'll just wipe it off for you.

    • Ass-man

      She can use my face as a towel

  • Tankus

    #9 No matter how much he paid for that, it's too much. Such a shitty job!

    • David Addison

      More like a shitty idea. Never seen one of those types of tattoos that turned out looking like anything other than shit. 'cept maybe Steve-O's, but then consider the source.

    • Hunter X

      Only one in 1,000 people should be a tattoo artist.
      Only one in 1,000 tattoo artists should do portraits.
      Now you see why.

      • Dalton

        true story

    • don57

      Come here girls, see what hidious trolls you were when you were little

  • Zaxous

    #18 I remember doing that in Wario Stadium in Mario Kart 64

  • http://twitter.com/miss_sara_bella @miss_sara_bella

    #12 so true, totally awesome, and completely makes me think of all my favorite OPI nail polish colors and how I buy them based on their name 😛

    #15 = PURE F***ING GENIUS.

    • os310

      15 is fucking retarded i could care less if models use photoshop.

    • Allenavw

      I just bought an OPI called "Lucerne-tantly look Marvelous!" I too buy them based on their awesome names 🙂

  • Big C

    Took me a minute, but I got it. Nice one…

    • ronPaul

      i still dont get it

  • os99

    #24 Jackass FTW

  • MonkeyMadness

    #5 That's Spongebob's squirrel-friend.. Sandy Cheeks.

  • jdubs21

    #3 How many years do you think he'll go as Hagrid for halloween?

    • MattKL

      All the years.

    • Scott

      He cant trick or treat because he killed himself awhile ago.

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