Michael Jordan’s $29 million Chicago home is for sale (8 Photos)

Photos via Chicagotribune

  • Stu


    • Hunter X


  • etcrr

    Wow so for only 29 million! quick let me check my pockets, damn I am only 28, 999,999 short

    • worpre

      Get a job. Dick.

  • jim3dwards

    OMFG :O I could live in that place forever without any contact with the outside world and be the happiest person on earth.

    • hold on

      guess what. your wrong

      • Sapper

        Guess what. You need grammar lessons

        • Go Home

          Guess what?* ^

          Jim..Forever alone.

    • surfer

      Little more roomy than Mom's basement, huh?

  • Wark

    I don't know if I'd want to live in a place I could get lost in. . .

    • MylesofStyles

      I think I would be up for giving it a shot.

  • Dan

    I'd never leave the house. With that kind of money, have someone do my grocery shopping for me, and order anything else online.

    • Not Lonely

      dates are more fun to go find than order online, but that may be a personal pref.

  • bbbbBeaver

    All I gotta say is… why?

    • DaddyD

      Same reason a dog licks his balls … because he can.

  • mgs1170

    I always wonder…why so many fucking bathrooms? Do rich people shit alot? Do they have incontinent friends over often? I do not understand the need for all the bathrooms.

    • RealZoo

      That's hilarious!

      • John

        Hey retard, it's so they don't have to walk across their whole house to go to the bathroom

        • mgs1170

          Ahhh! Gotcha! That does make sense. Guess I'm a retard for thinking the bedroom/bathroom ratio was fucked.

          • Hoogle

            15 Bathrooms, 9 bedrooms. My guess is, for when hosting parties, there is never a wait.

            • ShakeyTheMoyle

              The picture of the cheerleader over here——————————————————————->
              is truly breathtaking!

    • Hunter X

      32,000 Square feet. 15 bathrooms. That's only 1 per 2,000 sq ft. Most 2,000 sf homes have at least 2 bathrooms, so per S.F., it's not bad at all. Also consider the size of their parties…probably a few more people than you have…so a few extra shitters are probably helpful.

    • :-D

      Its such a large place you don't want to walk across the whole house to piss :-

    • AJ R

      A mans wealth is often measure with the amount of thrones in his house

  • Fakit

    "Property taxes on the home were $165,224 in 2010, according to public records."

    I can see why he's selling it

    Oh wait…

    • High Tax

      funny thing is, that tax is 17.5X higher than mine, but the house is worth 116X mine.


    • Patrick

      Funny thing is he makes $178,100 a day in endorsements alone whether he is working or not so i dont think he cares

  • Animaul

    That's what happens when you gamble on a team like the Charlotte Bobcats…chump

    • redman12

      More like the divorced 😉

  • redcoatreality

    I hope I don't hear that some dipshit like Lil Wayne buys it

  • AussieChiver23

    MJ’s home? A steal at twice the price. To play on the same court, sit in the same chairs and eat in the same kitchen as his ‘Airness’? That’s priceless.

    • geez

      NOBODY up or down ^that^ comment, It just seems right to have a comment about airness with 23 thumbs up!

    • fuzzbucker

      down voted you to 23 just because, you know, MJ.

  • Danny

    Damn. Being the spokesperson for Haines really paid off for the guy..

    • NickD

      Not really, considering he's selling the place.

  • Odie

    Holy shit wow.

  • stephan54

    this isn't how i remember it from space jam…

  • patience

    Can someone explain me why a 9 bedroom house have 15 full baths, 4 half baths???

    • Anjin-San

      and what in the world is a HALF BATH?
      a place where u can just take a half dump?

      • DaddyD

        Toilet and sink.

      • Katie

        No shower or bathtub

    • Cerb

      So you can go take a shit in peace while she's spending 2 hours getting ready to go out.

    • Wtf

      We went over this in previous posts. It’s called reading, dick.

      • patience

        well wtf, as I didn't read the previous post that's why I did ask…and by the way i'm not a dick…I'm a vagina!

  • RoastBeef315

    #3 Couldn't he afford nicer chairs?

    • MonkeyMadness

      Of course he can, that's human skin!

    • phdonme

      Haha I was thinking the same thing. The look IKEA-ish

    • tLoko420

      I'm sure his ex wife picked them out…which is why she is the ex wife now.

  • http://twitter.com/NickoGilbert @NickoGilbert


  • Brian


    That's no home, that's a space station.

    • D Doug

      Space stations only have one bathroom. Otherwise, it's the same but on earth.

      • MonkeyMadness

        If it were a starship, there would be no bathrooms at all.

    • Ryan

      turn the ship around,

    • http://twitter.com/EwThatsGross @EwThatsGross

      i see what u did there


    Houses like that, is why Gps was made…….’1700ft, and turn left, u have now reached ur destination, the master bedroom’

  • Gera

    I would just wanna take a shit in the same toilet as his royal airness.

  • Vince

    Should have ask for 23,000,000

    • MonkeyMadness

      I see what you did there. 😉

    • rphilman1

      It's 23 million plus an additional six million… one million more for each ring he has. 😉

  • Gorgeous

    Cocaine is a helluva drug…

  • Rich

    It's ugly!

  • Hunter X

    #7 He's had more HOFer's play on that court than I've had friends over to play on mine. Want.

  • Carmelo

    When you move in, you'll probably have to spend the first couple of weeks, clearing out all the groupies who are lost or hiding somewhere on the property.

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