Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

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  • jeremy

    #50

    Congrats, you buncha' badass ski jumping Chivettes

    • high five

      Those women are awesome.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Wow.. Usa has hot ski jumping chicks

    • Brian

      USA! USA! USA!

      • SpacemanSpiff

        wow those are huge plugs!

    • Gallus

      Yes, congrats many times over. Enjoy your win, and thank you so much for representing the USA.

    • gbr

      the one on the top left looks like linda cardellini.

    • HOEHOE

      THIS POST REMINDS ME THAT SOMETIMES I LIKE TO POOP ON MY FEET AND RUN AROUND THE HOUSE SCREAMING CATCH ME IT YOU CAN. I AM THE BURGER KING YOU WILL ALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF MY LIPSTICK AND MUDDY TRASH CAN LIDS AS THEY WILL SLIDE ACROSS THE LIVING ROOM LIKE I DO WHEN I DRAG MY ASS ACROSS THE CARPET, SOMETIMES I GO TO OTHER PEOPLES HOUSES AND DRINK EVERYTHING IN THEIR FRIDGE THEN I USE THEIR BATHROOM AND PEE PEE ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT HAPPY INDIAN LIKE PEE PEE ON TOILET SEAT I REMINDS ME OF GIANT LOBSTERS RIDING FLYING PEARS AND GOING TO BATTLE WITH TELEPHONES WITH LEGS. I SOMETIMES LIKE TO CALL RANDOM PEOPLE AND TELL THEM MY NAME IS BATMAN AND TO PUT ALL THEIR CLOTHES ON THEIR FRONT PORTCH SO THAT I MAY SNIFF THEM AND TRY THEM ON AS I PLEASE. I ROLL AROUND IN THE CLOTHES AND DIG GIANT HOLES IN MY BACK YARD AND FILL IT WITH NOODLES AND TISSUES AND THEN I GO SWIMMING IN THE HOLE FULL OF NOODLES NAKED WITH NOTHING BUT A HOCKEY STICK TO WARD OFF THE CRAZY BANANA PEOPLE THAT COME FROM THE WOODS AND TRY TO STEAL ALL MY MEATLOAF. GET AWAY I SCREAM STOP EATING ALL THE CHEESECAKE. IM REALLY EXCITED TO MOVE FORWARD IN MY LIFE AND CATCH MY OWN FARTS TO SELL TO PEOPLE…………………………..GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN

      • Westy

        I'm high and wasn't amused at all. :/

      • Holy Shit WTF

        tldr

    • noerartnoe

      Ski jumpers are not (just) badass. They are batshit f*cking insane…

    • Holy Shit WTF

      I think your All hot.

  • 3209

    First?

    • NOOT

      #4

    • Uncle Fisty

      You goddamn fool.

    • http://vimeo.com/channels/takeawaytuesdays TakeAwayTuesdays

      SERIOUSLY though, don't waste comment space when #45 could have been on the first page… BTW #45 I am in Love…

      • in love

        very perky… we need to see like a full frontal… NUDE

      • Dan

        I will fight you for her!!

  • 3209

    No 😦

  • Big Joe

    If I were douchy I’d say FIRST! But I’m not.

    • MikeOlmos

      In a way you did, douchy!

    • Master_Rahl

      #4 but then Jay & Silent Bob would mess you up… don't admit to it.

    • sixdeadelves

      not douchy, or not first?

      • JHL1

        not first

    • MrSpiffyTrousers

      It's a good thing you didn't, because your sense of timing wasn't there to back you up.

    • Troll

      You still get thumbs down for NOT SAYING ANYTHING!

    • therealguy

      forever a douche

  • army archer

    #49, #50

    Only thing sexier than that ass would be a hot ski jumper in KCCO going vertical with a bottle of bubbly after winning the World Cup

    that's just hot

    • JHL1

      *horizontal (vertical is it's natural state (eventually you'll need to go upside-down))

    • Bluto

      #49 Now THAT is the perfect Chivette body. A bit of muscle and good thickness in all the right places. Damn. Hot damn.

      • Cashboxxer

        That's a man, Baby… Yeah!

      • etcrr `s dad

        whores gonna whore.

  • Mikey

    7th??

    • Seth_Michaels

      Good effort, Mikey. Almost.

  • sucka

    #6

    Hello!!!

    • Greg J. Thompson

      Being a whore isn't exactly a job.

      • its_forge

        Moron, I believe, you moron, that the person saying he loves his job is the person who gets to work with women dressed like this, you goddamn moron. There, is that enough attention paid to you? Did that get your teeny little dick hard? Fuckhead troll?

      • Gallus

        Another keyboard warrior spreading his low self esteem into the world. Your comment reflects more on you than on the girl.

        • Mercer Frey

          What's the matter Gallus, Karliah won't give you head?

          • Flow

            Look, I got the Skyrim reference, but just so you know, Gallus is an actual name and an actual Latin word. (Which means cock. Which I thought was the joke.)

    • who cares

      Possibly one of the rare times you might wish your job did suck…

      • MC Hammer

        I see what you did there…. Well done, sir.

  • joshua

    #4 thank you i hate that troll

    • jtaM3

      Paula has been found……

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        The gif would have said "Paula" but John made a last minute change; payback for me hiding his cleenex right before the "Sexy chivers selection process" started last time.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "I'm not going to lie, I was pretty excited when I got a notification that I got a reply from "Paula_" the other day. Troll on, Paula…troll on."

        • Whorebait

          lol, NT paula

  • akbrown006

    #2 #34 #49
    Thank you.

    • Greg J. Thompson

      #2, I hope your boss Chives

    • mouchette

      #2 ftw

    • biggles

      Great googly moogly for #34

    • all chivers

      Thanks you sluts for helping us fap.

  • keithp420

    #39 Duck face will only be forgiven if tush, underboob and gap shots are submitted, ASAP…

    • MikeOlmos

      denise milani can do what ever she wants!

    • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

      AGREED until then…. NO!

    • http://www.anthony-tyler.com Anthony_Tyler

      I third this motion.

    • Eric

      It's denise Milani

      • insaneyoda

        No, it's duckface…

        • anon

          No, this is Patrick!

    • Ben

      What duck face?

      • Matt

        what face?

    • Mandingo

      unfortunately, she is only a tease

    • elyk

      Duckface Milani

    • Morgan Freeman

      There has to be a bottom line, duck-face should never be accepted. Be strong brothers!

    • moogle

      There are no boobs big enough to cover up a duck face! How did this get past the duckface filters?

  • Master_Rahl

    #2 Excuse number 1 to call in sick for work – sexy Chivette showing the goods. Yep, I won't be in today <cough cough>

    • deg

      I hope her boss doesn't see this.

    • RICCO

      Sick? Poor baby!! I'll lick your wounds.

  • etcrr

    #6 take your breath away gorgeous

    • http://twitter.com/Defiance7x13 @Defiance7x13

      MoAR!

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      yeah Id like to see the shoot after too

    • deg

      Agreed. I'd like to see more.

    • etcrr 126p

      She is actually toooo old for my liking. I just wanted people to thumb me up or else i cry.

  • Guse

    #14

    In high school, we used those for transporting small joints. Just sayin'.

    • http://twitter.com/Defiance7x13 @Defiance7x13

      What's where I used to keep my weed

    • sixdeadelves

      yeah, film or pot, that's what i used it for.

    • http://twitter.com/mikeydangerous @mikeydangerous

      Exactly right.

    • dkptig

      yeah bud… that's the point. although, we just used it for nugs. oh, and film. and poison in dumb and dumber. but that's it.

    • Seth_Michaels

      I remember my older brother having these in his room. Almost poistive he used them for joints/weed. Pretty positive i used them to carry quarters to the arcade. Ha!

      • Stick

        Yeah, I used them for quarters or for M&Ms

        • Tomas

          That's what I do. I keep quarters in them in my car. 🙂

        • AmBush_Steve

          I use mine for toonies and keep it in the car. It holds about $50.

    • Jonny B

      baking soda & vinegar rocket

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Kids this days…
      They also don't know what the icon is on the save button for any software (floppy disk)
      Nor do they know what the cursor changes to when the computer is working (hour glass)
      KCCO.

    • vandinz

      I collect my man-fat in them.

    • Mr.Crowley

      Used them for selling shots on the bus on the way to school.

    • CHIVEISCHEAP

      SERIOUSLY THINK CHIVE IS GONNA PONY UP 10 BUCKS FOR A CONTAINER THAT HOLDS FILM? 35 MM TO BE SPECIFIC? DOUBTFULL , CHIVE ONLY USUES TWHAT ISNT PAID FOR AND THEY ARE DEFINATLEY NOT GOING TO GIVE AWAY MONEY..LOL

      • OMG

        YOU ARE RIGHT HAHA YOU ARE HILARIOUS

        • Bazz

          WHY ARE WE ALL SHOUTING???

    • Buford_Justice

      used for making Oscar the grouch…

    • Ben

      We used it for paste in elementary school… before glue sticks came around.

    • tLoko420

      today, I still use this for my best nugs.

    • Mike

      pogs!

    • at work

      for pogs?

    • Chris k

      What else were they used for? I always thought you got a free roll of film with the pot can.

    • guest

      we decorated then baking soda and vinegar to make rockets out of those in middle school

    • raymond

      film contaner for disposable camra

    • evan

      it also is an air-tight and water-tight container for film

    • Pete Fenedick

      It's an old film (camera) container

    • Sir Boobsalsot

      Worlds best flour grenade!

    • Aragorn

      its for carrying film

  • aaron

    #6 why hello….find her!

    • SpacemanSpiff

      u seriously don't know who that is?

      • blah

        Who is she?

        • SpacemanSpiff

          i'll give you a hint:

          "Hello! ma baby, hello ma honey hello! ma ragtime gal"

          • Anon

            Michigan J. Frog?

          • Anonymous

            Still not helping.

      • Anonymous

        No, I seriously don't know who that is. Why don't you be kind and tell us? 🙂

    • blackice935

      Zatana?

  • etcrr

    #49 please MOAR!

    • Master_Rahl

      Can't get any better than this. Super hot Chivette sending in sexy shots to get a shirt…. then sending in MOAR sexy shots as a thank you. Newly shirted Chivette = goddess.

      • Chuck

        AGREED!!!

      • Gallus

        Agreed!!!

    • deg

      Agreed, more please!

    • RICCO

      Thank you Chive for sending her thetshirt!!!

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      You, dear heart, are spectacular, I want to take a bite out of that ass like an apple.

    • antipedo

      A 60 yr old lonely pervert shouting moar over a pic of a young slut ,the sexual predators are becoming more daring.

  • Master_Rahl

    #37 Human Centipede… the p0rn version! OK, NOW you have my attention.

  • Yes you

    #33 so that is what my vomit taste like

    • RICCO

      Shhh, now we see the rhinos doing their mating ritual in the wild, shhh…the male rhino is making his move…….

    • Mike

      Very strong.

      • o.c.

        it's a bold move. i've never tried to finger a girl's asshole in a bar before

  • Humphrey

    #13 Someone noticed a picture on the wall? What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

    • Avkiwi

      My thoughts exactly.

      • caleb

        I get your point, boobs. BUT, Dumb and Dumber was a fantastic movie. Can't fault someone for noticing.

        • Steve

          Know how I know yer gay?

    • Wood

      Agreed. I never would have noticed that picture unless someone told me to look directly at it!

    • its_forge

      Not only that it's Jim Carrey in one of his *worst* films.

    • http://twitter.com/TheCamAccount @TheCamAccount

      I believe that painting, and the noticing of it, to be the epitome of "Bros Before Hoes"

      • spartan104fred

        I actually had to look for the painting after I was told there was a painting in the picture

        • Couvs

          yes, I too didn't notice the painting. was too distracted by the gorgeous beauty that is Country Girl! Sham on any man who wasn't!!

          • Ryan

            That's not country girl… that's Erin Willett.

    • Hipstamatic

      Looks like a douche and an attention whor— oh, there is a picture on the wall.

      • Lotus

        The only one doing it right

    • Strohs

      What picture?

  • Beena Dorgan

    #33
    No!!!! My eyes burn!!!

    • Troll Moleste

      *Throws up in mouth a little*

    • skwee

      Hey be nice, Paula needs love too

    • spartan104fred

      I can't unsee this

  • KeepinCalm

    #8 Spankin it with sparkle lotion? lmao…Benni, you gots problems foo

    • RICCO

      Benni needs to go to schoo' some mo' daugh..or however the fuck they say that.

  • Chris

    #8 "life rough but u no thats how benni roll"

    Troof benni, troof…

    • Lowrent75

      You win.

    • mikey

      …and they want to be treated as human beings…fuck me…

    • steve

      could this be the infamous texts from bennett?

  • Verbal_Kint

    #14 Easy. Storing weed.

    • THAT_GUY

      CHANGE cup

    • tommytwotime

      hahahahaha!!!!

    • mooseknuckle907

      oh memories of high school. hahaha

    • Gallus

      This one makes me feel old.

    • Kevin

      I was going to say film but weed works too.

      • Bill

        Put a couple small rocks in it with some water and shake it like crazy and the rocks end up smooth. We had to do it once in Elementary School way back in the day.

        • David

          Use them to put Doe Urine in during hunting season, that way its not all over my hands and clothes.

  • Zack

    #39 Duckface…I’ll allow it.

    • AKamo

      BANG!!!

    • 2pumpdump

      She has a face?

  • Longshot421

    #6 that is what I want to pull out of a hat

    #30 genius!

    #39 ….. (sorry, speechless)

    #49 you know just what size shirt to buy. Nice!!

    And of course, KC&CO.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #37 Can i play human centipede with you?

    • Zedhere

      Get in line!

      • nonuio

        SO he would be licking you….

    • Crazy Carl

      Tongue Punching the Chili Ring!

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