Man is either crazy or brilliant to marry a doll (12 Photos & Video)

And now a video of Everard Cunion (50) celebrating Christmas with his dolls

Via Odditycentral

  • todd

    #9, need moar of this one…

    • trace

      Holy shit. If I were drunk enough, I might even do this one…

      • saltygary

        Drunk and a guarantee that know one would ever know, then I think so. The problem is you can't just dispose of the evidence and I don't think I can do one that's lost it's virginity.

        Ya now, I got too many stipulations, can't do.

        • a$$man

          drunk, hell I'm sober and I'd hit that shit…

    • liam


    • that guy

      is it weird that im alilttle aroused?

  • etcrr

    Well one thing is for sure, she can't nag him

    • etcrr 126p

      I have 10 barbies. This guy is my hero.

    • Rick Derris

      This guy is Stan……

    • etcrr

      the black one is the one i want the most #9 legs and sideboob ftw

    • Katie

      I KNEW that was gonna be the first comment! Everytime there's an article about these dolls, that's ALWAYS the first comment. You are SO witless and predictable it's pathetic- how's that for bitchy?
      Go fuck a doll, asshole.

  • dashete

    What in god's name do you do with 12 sex dolls?

    Wait… question withdrawn.

    • scotology

      A dozen of things

      • Matt


        I see what you did there…

      • F16CrewChief

        well played sir!

      • StaticFX

        bravo! well played.

    • mike

      you sex them lols

  • scotology

    #9 FIND HER

    • MAC

      Can't promise anyone will find her but I bet "Kevin could whittle you one out of wood."

    • JBBooks

      Aisle 8. 2nd shelf

      • SadeShadz


      • pat

        ha ha ha ha

    • Zeke88

      I bet she's right where he left her.

  • Pansoy

    ummmm……he's rich right? he does look like one…….why dolls? he could buy a red light district for himself.

  • MAC

    Do you think he "superman's that hoe(s)?"

  • Smashley

    Scotolgy! LOL

  • Deadpool

    Wait, before we judge this guy, let us all remember the classic 80's film "Mannequin." Maybe there's a similar situation going on…

    • MAC

      Yea, he didn't give them their pearl necklaces yet

    • Gahma-Cohma-Lahma

      Try, Lars and the real girl. A real doll sex scene lol.

    • twoedges

      mind = blown

  • yeaRight

    1… 2… 3… switch hand.

  • JOHN

    I'm going to go with lonely with a possible (likely) psychological disorder. Poor bastard

    • eclipze

      Forever alone, with dolls.

    • etcrr 126p

      You just described ME.

  • MattKL

    No, I'm going with 'fucked up'. The drivers in #2 think so too.

    • passwordistaco

      Even the face on the doll looks creeped out.

  • Gal

    i'd rather die 😦

  • Lyra

    How akward for everybody attending the wedding! Poor guy. Well, as long as he's happy!

    • Hunter X

      Awkward would be him inviting you over for a MMF.

  • AsciiAdam

    After watching the video I am ok with this. Maybe we would not have as many rapists / murderers if those dudes had a doll. I feel this guy could have been in a news story and had a woman locked in his basement for 20 years, instead he went this direction. No harm done.

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      How do you know that's not the case anyway, but with the perfect "lets leave him and his dolls alone" kind of diversion.

      I know the human mind is a fragile thing, but limits must be exercised.
      Have a doll? Great. Just keep doing your thing and shut up.
      Wanna get 11 more dolls? Okay….lets complete this transaction in an alley somewhere.
      Wanna get married to one of your dolls? Okay. The line has been officially crossed.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      I don't think the rapists would be satisfied with this . You've probably heard the badly phrased "rape isn't about sex but violence" a lot. What is meant is that men don't rape because they are sexually aroused (she wore skimpy clothes) or sexually deprived (it's been SO long) but because they have deep anger against women. Sex and violence are deeply linked in our brains. These guys use forced sex to hurt and humiliate women, and some torture and murder too. They get off on releasing their anger and violence. They don't rape to get sex itself. Some also enjoy consensual sex.
      All that said, some potential rapists may find rape porn and/or or acting out rape/torture fantasies with a doll will be enough to keep them controlled. The same might be true of a pedophile with a child sex doll or computer generated child porn (no actual children involved) But both of those are generally illegal to make or own.

  • Anonymous

    Seek help…poor bastard

  • Mat

    He looks like Major Dad!

    • Brewdy

      That's the TV show I was trying to remember when I saw this. Thank-you!

  • daveh873

    Doesn't matter, had sex

    • Roy

      I think she mighta been a doll
      doesn't matter had sex
      and then an eyeball popped out
      doesn't matter had sex

  • Muadieb

    So do they get mad if he looks at another doll? o.O

    • Barry McKokkinner

      you could totally do a B horror movie around your thoughts here. If a doll kills another doll, is it murder? Do they bunch together in a room when he's not around?

  • Refuse to admit

    I have the fakest boner….

    • Guest

      :p hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

  • ryan

    “I get older, they stay the same age”

    • Stanislav Sympatico

      That's what I love about these high school girls, man.

  • whosmike

    Do you think that they have holes like blowup dolls?????

    • Christy

      Duh. If you are paying thousands of dollars for a sex doll, Im guessing she has almost as real of a vagina as, well… myself.

      • that_ALBANIAN_guy

        Don't know if I should troll, or just let it go?

        • Christy


          • passwordistaco

            O.k. then, we're going to need to do a comparison. We'll test for appearance, texture, flexibility, elasticity, and over all feel. We'll find a doll later.

            • lordastral

              excellent troll. However, Christy gets the prize for trolling on this thread.

      • Rick_

        Pics or it didn't happen.

    • tinka

      yep, all three of them just check the website from realdolls, it's pretty freaky

  • AmBush_Steve

    My vote's for "batshit crazy"

    • bodykarmabella

      I'm going to have to enthusiastically second that, BATSHIT CRAZY!

  • Hugh

    Hands up who prefers Lars and the Real Girl

    • Ken

      My hand is up for that but he doesn't have to deal with the incessant nagging! Or the, "lets cuddle".. how about, fuck that and let me sleep!

  • cryptic minx

    The doll is definitely settling

  • LucretiusCarus

    Not one of these dolls was in the kitchen. Not that they'd be much use there.

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