Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • ancientlegacy
    • Adam

      #22, more like anal

  • laurent


    • Zeke88

      On behalf of intelligent Chivers across the globe…WHO GIVES A FUCK?

      • Zeke88

        I give a fuck….. or three….

    • Swanick

      And not one fuck was given.

    • dtfall

      you know what, i do appreciate that you were in fact first to post.

      but again, no one gives a fuck.

    • sup


    • Reeces_Pieces

      There will come a day when an internet post will come and no one will post "first". That will be a good day

      • TDub66

        Don't hold your breath, there are plenty of dicks to go around!

  • ancientlegacy



    I love wednesdays!

    • DrLeppiwinks

      Dude, #45 #46 and #47 MOAR, thats Hump Day, FLBP, Burn Your Bra and Great Smile … Chive On Chivette

      • Corky

        Don't get me wrong, I fully appreciate this girl, but no, its not. No legs touching, no gap.

    • Magnus

      You sir… have good taste.

    • ignorantchivers

      Hoes gonna hoe.

    • ancientlegacy

      I love sluts.

      • Lotus

        You're at the right place my friend!

      • Hassel Shattnerhoff

        Not sluts, Chivettes, there's a difference.

        • Dem Skanks

          give me a reason to believe you….

  • dedubs

    #5 damn. got stuck on her for a minute. cute freckles.

    • Brian

      Cute pretty much everything

    • xavi00


    • dedubs

      Absolutely stunning, and I'll bet she'll blend you a nice smoothie too!

      • Ateka

        Nice catch, Daredevil.

  • Zedhere

    #4 And we love you!

    • The Guy

      And we also think Daniel Tosh is a d-bag. Amiright?

      • backseat chiver


        • Designated Chiver


  • etcrr

    #4 #9 beautiful humps

    • etcrr 126p

      But not better than my Goat. ❤

      • etcrr's goat

        this site is being overrun with old pedophile perverts like stan and his goat

    • Get some

      Do you know the difference between a refrigerator and a goat?

      A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull you're meat out.

    • mouchette

      #9 Really Chive-Kim Kardashian?

  • True Story

    #13 hard to argue with that

    • dedubs

      my argument #19

    • Rick_

      True if you can only get the one pussy. I find there are plenty out there to go around though…

    • DDD

      If so turn your balls in please………… Man up!!!

    • its_forge

      I can make the pussy spasm uncontrollably so I get a say in the rules too.

      • thom

        I just was wondering how that has been going for women, oh I don't know, how about since the entire history of mankind?

        • its_forge

          Yes, not particularly well has it? There *are* still some matriarchal societies out there, a lot of Mediterranean cultures the Mom gets the last word in *everything,* but for the most part? NNnnnnnnnnnnyeahno.

    • jake

      Where's my dinner bitch.

    • TDub66

      I make the money, YOU make the sammiches!

  • bigde

    not first

  • Mike

    DAR is LATE!!!

    • Seldi84

      But it's here. That is the important thing.

  • Mr. Bywater Blues

    about damn time 😉

  • L_E_Ott

    #50 dibs

    • Zedhere

      You got 2 in your avatar already, you're getting greedy!

    • WyoChiver

      There is a Mystery Machine van in Estes Park, CO. Could this be the same van? Who cares, girl is smokin' hot.

    • itsme

      I see this van on the csu campus all the time

      • DeDav

        Which CSU campus? 'Cause each university call themselves by a shortened "CSU" as far as I can tell?

        • JHL1

          Chive State 😉

      • Dano

        I was just thinking the same thing! Am so totally going to see if it is the same girl, this van is always parked over in the Z lots.

    • zingman

      That must`ve been one helluva handjob.

  • etcrr

    #26 chive on! hot one love the legs and beautiful smile

    • gbr
    • etcrr

      I fapped to your pics so violently that my goat started to cry.

    • Carson

      I believe someone should buy or send her a smaller size KCCO.

    • Brad

      you really are a fucking idiot!!!! and very lonely old ass man….

      • etcrr's goat

        He is not lonely, he has me, his goat…….

  • Mad_Hittman

    #45 Is he insane or blind??

    • dedubs

      or gay?

      • Brad

        maybe she is a crazy bitch, no matter how good looking they are, somewhere there is a man who is sick of her shit….

        • Smitty

          very well said wise sir!

    • Jay

      I was thinkin the saaaame thing! HOTT DAYUM!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      he may be all of the above, but remember folks, just cause their Chivettes, doesn't mean they can't be crazy.

      • socalmarti

        crazy= crazy sex

      • their

        *they're, dick-fucking anus flavored breath stench

    • Chewie

      My dad once gave me some advice that is fitting here…"No matter how beautiful she is, there is a guy tired of banging her"

    • Rick_

      Remember: No matter how hot a girl is, someone is tired of her shit. It would take me pretty long to get tired of her though.

    • Heres_Johnny30

      I was wondering if it was bad that I automatically assumed she was bat shit crazy, but probably a great in the sack. You've all answered my question.

    • fed

      or maybe break up sex is better than regular

    • bloodyidiots

      Coz this is a fake story you dumbfucks. Its either Photoshopped by thechive or this skank really wanted to flash her panties to the world no matter what.

      • yeah

        You must be a complete joy to hang out with.

        • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=684906794 Frank Akers

          I agree and what's so unbelievable about Alberta Chivette wanting to post for the first time after control freak BF breaks it off? You go grrrl! You're fuckin hot and well appreciated by the Chivers!

          • Frank Akers sucks

            wow Frank,. you really are the internets white knight coming to her rescue, I am sure that she will hop on the first flight to suck you off for being soo nice…
            Fucking idiot, she is just an attention whore, and you are probably friend zone level ninja…

    • ROK247

      just imagine the sweet piece of ass he must've upgraded to!

    • Etalicus

      good things do come out of canada

    • funny shit

      My boyfriend broke up with m,e so I am going to put slutty pictures up of myself so that i can read comments from other guys that want to bang me. Nice self confidence you loser.

    • salute my shorts

      Someone somewhere is tired of her shit.

      • jack


    • michaeler

      It doesn't matter how hot she is; someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit

    • cudaman

      Well as the saying goes…. you can only put up with bat shit crazy for so long before it gets old. Not accusing her of it, but every coin has 2 sides.

    • AlbinoAaron

      Well I don't know about you, but it makes me want to hop a province for this beauty. Have to love Canada for many a reason. =D

    • Amit

      Perfect package.

  • VedHead77

    #21 – 14 years and counting…

    • socalmarti

      I hope your liver holds up!

    • Andreas

      Every damn night.

    • Bob

      Only in the mornings and when I get home, except for weekends then lunch too. Oh and Brunch… yeah.. brunch.

  • MassChiver

    #4 #33 Chivettes and Hump DAR are the best combination

    • bitchesluvwhoring

      Keep calm and whore on.

  • VedHead77

    #36 – Nope. Ended up being a dude.

    • seanrk924

      if it's a dude then that would have disintegrated my childhood even quicker.

    • HatBomb

      Yep. Flashed by drag queen, definitely ends childhood innocence.

  • thaomeow

    #24. oh dear god. Why?!

    • Ted

      I hope he puts that skill on his resume.

      • KeepCalmDriveOn

        This man is saying to the world "I'm happy with minimum wage"

      • Eric

        "…but the job market is just really bad right now. It's damned Wall Street's fault."

    • Matt

      My words exactly!

    • Nickincollege

      And cup holders in the ears? Talk about efficiency.

    • Capt Obvious

      Answer: crazy f*cker into body modifications with money to burn.

    • etcrr 126p

      Thats my son ,he saw me with the goat so he ended up like this.

    • Dale

      And he probably gets laid more than me

    • Jdazz

      I hope he sneezes.

    • shnugs

      Kids, don't do meth.

    • Henrik

      Ever wake up with the feeling you want to see goatse *everywhere* in the mirror? HE DID

  • Zeke88

    This must be part of the Costa Concordia's new marketing campaign.

    • freddy boy

      Zeke, dude. Made me laugh out loud; a tough gig today. Thanks.

      • Zeke88

        Glad I could help a fellow Chiver out. Chive On – good times are coming.

    • its_forge


      • Zeke88

        I actually had no idea what a "guffaw" was, and I'm a pretty smart dude. So I pushed the Google button on the internet machine and added a new word to my vocabulary. Yet another reason I should dedicate at least 2 hours a day to Chive surfing.

    • buffsblg

      Spit take on that comment

    • guest


    • Shawn

      You, sir, owe me a new keyboard.

  • aciekay

    #14 guilty. #44 like a boss!

  • Fizzel

    #3 So that's what the dark side of the moon looks like.

    • The_Dood

      I'll see you there…

    • butobvious

      Photoshopped logo.

      • MattKL

        Don't care, great hump.

  • GuinnesStout

    #45 #46 #47 Was this fella blind or just retarded??

    • coinbank

      or maybe he still had his hearing

      • Juiol


    • fact checker

      am I crazy or does she have a little Jennifer Love Hewitt in her… You know before she got all crazy and fat. Like party of 5 JLH

    • Matt

      I go with retarded.

      • TDub66

        ….and soon to be blind….

        • Brad

          i say she is bat shit crazy…

    • John D

      Agree, idiot!!

    • Ross

      Retarded or not, he is gonna be sorry!

      • Brad

        not as sorry as the next guy who has to deal with her crazy shit…

    • Sebastian

      Alberta is full of really hot gold diggers who date men in the oil patch but cheat on them when they go back to the field. Probably not the whole story.

    • watabunchofnerds

      Dear god ,look at all you desperate losers. Real men can get 10 sluts like her. Get outta the basement and see the world.

      • Brad

        agreed, and the number of thumbs down that you have really shows how pathetic most of these guys are….

    • foot long

      seriously faggots, you wonder that maybe he was tired of her shit? or maybe she couldnt make a good PBJ?

      and that she has a face like Sarah Jessica Parker aka "horse face"?

    • Gregory Bell

      i think its both bet he going regret it soon…LoL

    • Bluto

      Whatever you do, don't let all this adoration go to your head…

    • alex

      guy was probably a douchebag, but don't worry she'll find another one song they always do. Its like the old saying goes no matter how hot she is there's some guy out there tired of fucking her

      • illmental

        if she really wants to make him mad she can call me anytime! We'll make a vid and mail it to the idiot!

    • Fat_Chiver

      -Pulls out piece of paper-

      Hot Bod *Check*
      Hot Tush *Check*
      Gorgeous Face *Check*

      Unless your personality sucks bawls which I doubt since you are a chivette it has been decided your boyfriend is freakin nuts or an idiot.

      • kodakkid

        could be she won't do anal.

      • salute my shorts

        A girl's looks and personality aren't even slightly related. In fact, if the girl is hot enough to get by on her looks, I've often found they have no personality whatsoever simply because they don't need one, or you.

      • Brad

        you sir are very pathetic….. you need to get out in the real world a little more…

    • Rich

      Just because she is good looking does not mean she knows how to keep her man happy.

    • Mack

      Wow, there's a lot of judgement going on here guys! She's gorgeous! Remember what theChive is: a place for beautiful, hawt, secsi, real girls to post awesome pics of themselves for fellow chivers to enjoy. Keep that in mind!

      With that said, sorry about the break up, that sucks, no matter what the situation is. Thanks for the wicked pics! KCCO!

      • Shirley

        You did not just say secsi.

        • GFj

          who cares, nice nips #47

    • Superman

      Ummm… Anyone call dibs? …if only Alberta was closer to New England. Now that I think of it, I do have some friends up there I've been wanting to see for a while. She. Is. Gorgeous.

    • Jawbone

      Probably sick of her bullshit, and it doesn't help that her face looks like my ass.

    • OMG

      Chill out guys damn. Just enjoy the sight.

    • Chris

      i honestly think i have been with this girl. and know who her ex is. =0

      • LOL

        This is hilarious!

      • Jord

        Pretty sure thats not true.. sorry!

    • yoshibitme

      She is pretty nice to look at thou.. regardless of what you people say..I likey

    • Tyler Durden

      Just get naked already

    • Tyler Durden

      I was once told that if a girl will let you cum on her face, then she isn't wife material. Maybe she loves hot loads on her chinny chin chin and the dude just got bored with it and told her to be on her little whore way cuz he was never going to buy her a ring. The point is that there's a back story and nobody on here knows what the fuck they are talking about. Me included.

  • shawthomas

    #26 Amazing! Good Dar! Made my day

  • The ex


    No matter how she is, someone, somewhere is sick of her bullshit.

    • seanrk924

      I would correct you that it should be who but how works just as well in this situation.

      • Brad

        he used how correctly, should have been "how hot" he left out the hot…..

    • WyoChiver

      I was thinking the exact same words. But you gotta admit, she is incredibly hot. Wish you luck!

    • Rick_

      Fixed: No matter how *HOT* she is, someone, somewhere is sick of her bullshit.

      • tango

        ghey merican

    • Master_Rahl

      guess that would be the ex's point of view too… I'd put up with a LOT of bullshit for that sexy Chivette. The tolerance for BS usually goes up with the hotness factor.

      • ROK247

        so you are saying her BS level must be off the charts?

    • lolol

      theChive – Full of Wankers.

    • wayfarer

      Maybe he was tired of her crap… I`m not, would you go out with me? 🙂

    • Juiol

      Eeeexactly. And seriously I can imagine her ex's reaction. "Look at me I'm being slutty, TAKE THAT" "Wow… congratulations? Been there, done that"

    • funny shit

      just another crazy chick looking to gain some self confidence…..ugh. Bitches be crazy

    • http://www.facebook.com/scottbartlett Scøtt Bartlett

      True, someone is .. Some lonely-ass xBox playing, single guy .. SRLSY If the worst B/S I ever had to deal with was being with a girl this hot who was sligtly crazy .. Um .. What f/kn planet are you from that a hot girl wants to be hot and appreciated and you call B/S ..? If her man was half a man, (not like Elijiah Wood, I just mean in terms of character) he'd laud her for this ..

      • Jesus

        No here's how it goes: every guy has what I like to call a "shit tolerance". A guy's shit tolerance, is how much bullshit he'll put up with. The hotter a girl is, the more shit most guys will put up with. Some guys have much higher shit tolerances than others (which is bad for the guy), evidenced by so many regular guys getting pussywhipped by a fat broad, while others have hotties that cook and clean for them and still get on their case (like I was LOL). I liken shit tolerance to desperation. More desperation = higher shit tolerance, so guys who tolerate too much look terribly bad. Hence the reason chicks give "shit tests" (I didn't invent this term). It fleshes out the desperate ones. So what these guys are saying is she's pretty damn hot, so if her ex was a regular guy, he probably put up with a LOT of bullshit. Not necessarily, but there's a high likelihood. So, she's probably crazy, but 90+% of women are crazy anyway, so sometimes you have to compromise… Ugh…

        • Juiol

          And there's the very high chance of the ex being a fit, good looking douche who can get a less shit-inducing chick the next week. This one is making a point, just not the one she was trying to.

          • Jord

            Nah.. not the case 🙂 haha


    No Regerts

    • Ted

      NANU NANU!

    • sleepysteve

      Worst. Terrible hair cut too.

      • say what

        and you just commented on another man's haircut? you're probably one of those that uses gel and hairdryer at the gym –

      • Train

        This was taken at my house.. he was a little drunk.

    • truth

      Hipster level 100

  • Seldi84

    #3 And the chive loves your arse as well.
    #10 Me too.
    #30 agreed.
    #42 Damn, I'm in love.

    • The_Dood

      Yeah, #30. Ain't that the damn truth.

    • Jason

      #42 looks a little shopped. Where is the original?!

      • Alex

        I definitely would love to see the original bottom one

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