• danallard

    Please tell me this is fake…

    • NcouthYouth

      Pretty good acting if it is.. reactions of her and the rest of the party are pretty decent

      • LucretiusCarus

        I actually thought the acting was pretty shit. Her faux outrage when told "No" was pretty laughable.

        "That's been in my family 200 hundred years." Maybe you shouldn't have stomped on it first, huh? Real nice ad-libbing there. pfft.

        • TheAutomaticMan

          Yeah, I'm with you, seemed fake as hell to me. And if she was stabbing him, why didn't anyone stop her? She got a good 3-4 swings in before anything happened…….

          • Lev

            That's how girls punch, a stabbing motion with the thumb sticking out.

            • TheAutomaticMan

              Good point….. thank God most don't know how to punch, with the social acceptance of women striking men, and men not being able to retaliate, we'd all be screwed….

            • nogoodpunkrocker

              exactly! she's not stabbing at all…she's hitting…

        • tommytwotime

          totally agree dude, definitely fake

    • some bloke

      Surely it is – from the website that brought you "girl quits job via whiteboard" – they are not really to be trusted…

      • Johnny Dimebag

        whatever happened 2 "HOPA" anyway? She was a hot piece of…

    • drwar41

      It did appear that a few of the guests were in on it

    • jkg1856

      This is what happens when people forget their bi-polar meds for 2 weeks.

    • sam

      wasn't there a facebook thread where something similar happened? It was a girl getting a guy's face tattoo'ed on her arm or something..

      • nogoodpunkrocker

        tattoo was for sure fake

    • salute my shorts

      This is even more fake than my gf's orgasms.

      • shakeandbake

        Doesn't matter, still had sex.

    • Mad man

      Everybody wants this to be fake so bad. The only thing that seems a bit suspicious is the spontanious chanting. she ain't acting, or if she is shes pritty good. I went out with a girl once who locked me in her flat and came at me with a knife because she was convinced i was cheating on her… Same mixture of anger and general fucked upness that i see in this chick. Shit happens, only thanks to camera phones, we now call it entertainment.

      (its also quite interesting how may yanks think the accent is fake)

      • hmmmm

        Yeah Man man, we got you the first time….

  • antitango

    hahahaha…. wow. I'd love to have heard what he told her beyond "no".

    • 2Dogs

      probably "Keep it up and I'm calling the cops…"

    • katie

      I imagine some like "are you crazy?!" and possibly "maybe in our more years"

      • katie

        oops four*

    • Happy Canuk

      Why do the crazies look so dam hot??

    • pennywise

      "You need to take it up the ass before i marry you"

  • Ben O.

    Next time use a ring you get from a crackjack box instead of a 200 year old family heirloom. It's cheaper. And if he says no, hey! At least you've still got crackerjacks!

    • McAnonymous

      Buddy better lock that down though – doesn't look like he has many options.

    • oscar l.

      she shouldve gone to jarid…

  • ryan

    why dont you go back to your home on whore island!!

    • Dobeyomatic

      I'm sorry, what was that… I was just picturing whore island.

      • http://twitter.com/Gingergreek @Gingergreek

        Whore island is awesome

      • Jeff

        Is that you sterling?

      • Doof

        Because she smells like a dirty pirate hooker!

    • ronb

      That's the smell of desire, m'lady

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      I want to go to Whore Island! Is it anywhere near Gilligan's Island?

    • jenny

      yes.

    • pennywise

      Everybody wants this to be fake so bad. The only thing that seems a bit suspicious is the spontanious chanting. she ain't acting, or if she is shes pritty good. I went out with a girl once who locked me in her flat and came at me with a knife because she was convinced i was cheating on her… Same mixture of anger and general fucked upness that i see in this chick. Shit happens, only thanks to camera phones, we now call it entertainment.

  • whoodoo22

    Did she try to stab him or just hit him?

    • Tankus

      With scissors… O_o Being him I would had DRAGGED her into the psychiatric ward for her own good!

    • nogoodpunkrocker

      hit him…knocked someones phone or something to the ground… then hit him with fist… where r people getting "scissors" and "beer can"?

  • Cj

    Crazy in the head!! Crazy in the bed!!!!

  • jake

    ok so she just stabbed him with scissors so this is fake or in the news tomorrow

    • Eli

      it was a beer can, not scissors.

    • nogoodpunkrocker

      It was a fist…not scissors…not a beer can…sheesh!

  • avidd

    Awesome.

  • Anonymous

    I wonder what he’s exact words were

  • MattKL

    The very first look on her face was straight from Crazytown.

  • barney

    i call fake.

  • Frank

    Avoid hot chicks – they're crazy.

    • Justin

      yeah, thats why i for the average ones… it hurts less when they so no.. hahaha

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=570041541 Phil Coffey

      Hot, Available, Crazy you can only choose 2

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=570041541 Phil Coffey

        *sane for crazy sorry bout that

  • k2thev

    whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa…bitches be crazy

    • mdgamaral

      Got your back Jack.

    • RealZoo

      Bitches be trippin'…….she was good looking though!!!

    • Doof

      Bitch is Cray

  • Barry

    I'm so uncomfortable. And she's so hot. FUCK NO

    • Tigers619

      Well everyone knows that there's a direct correlation between hotness and craziness. True story._

      • Nickincollege

        Are you referencing a show?

        • Barney

          I could draw a chart, if you'd like.

  • jthor

    Not just fake but dumb.

  • Barry

    The real question is when can I anticipate seeing this girl in porn?

    • justplay

      She goes down to her knees easily enough . . .

    • V4Vendetta14

      The male talent better use a condom and flush it afterward, cause that chick will try to turkey baster herself a baby…

    • whodoube

      You already are. That's the nature of anticipation.

  • J0R

    This really happened. I was there. The girl is crazy. Stalked the poor guy for weeks and went so far as to accuse him of rape. What we don't understand is how she has friends that fail to let her know she's crazy. After this incident we found out she's done this to several men. If you don't believe me, play the video backwards to hear her hidden message to all women. Be careful out there, mates.

    • about

      So we just click the "play video backwards" button?

      • J0R

        Exactly! You just have to flip your monitor up-side down and click the play video.

        • DrFunkenstein

          Science.

        • cubed

          But backwards, she un-stabs him with the scissors. Is that the hidden message?

          I'm so confused. I'm just going to wait for Friday Chivettes.

          • lolz

            seems legit

            • Doof

              Treasure, Mother of God

    • shnugs

      You nearly had me until the 'hidden backwards message'.

    • Paul from the gump

      Yeah this girl has terrible friends.

      They are worse at being friends than Lorie from The Walking Dead is at being a mother.

      • Master_Rahl

        … and wife. and person. she just sucks in general. Lori, that is.

      • Lori

        Where's Carl?!?! I left him all alone during a zombie apocalypse when he is known to wander off and get himself or someone else killed. WHERE IS HE!? In the mean time, you got a dick? My husband might be dead.

    • DaveS

      Where did this take place. It looks familiar

      • Dingo

        I thinks China.

    • Drew

      Successful troll is successful.
      Fake, my ass.

      • Drew

        Err… real, my ass.
        Damn maybe you almost convinced me it was real!

  • Khous655

    Has to be fake. The best part is right after the proposal someone yells “turn the music back on”.

    • CDT59

      that just means they're all drunk. drunk people have a short attention span

  • jdean

    the moment i saw those collars, i knew it wasn't gonna work out!

  • Dai

    And this is why vagina barers tend to be the loonies in relationships 🙂

    • Cyril

      nah man, crazy dudes just beat their girlfriends and are labeled assholes… and they are assholes

    • Ajmay

      bearers (as in people who carry things)

      A vagina barer would be a person who goes around showing their vagina.

      Spelling – it will change your word.

      • Sean

        Could still be applicable.

      • this guy

        spelling? what has spelling ever done for anyone?

  • Jocelyn

    Why the hell doesn't her friend tell her that this is a freaking bad idea?!

    • Luurtsy

      Because a fake proposal to create a viral video isn't THAT bad of an idea.

    • Black6dog

      I don't know, but it's the same reason none of the girls do in this either http://thechive.com/2012/02/23/girl-tattoos-boyfr

      • GlibTongue

        Which was exposed to be a hoax…

        • Elan

          So, it's the same thing as this.

  • Long John Silver

    LOL at the guy whos wearing a wallet chain at the end

  • Mike

    I really hope that whoever posted this doesn't expect that people will think that this is actually real. I mean, c'mon – it was like watching Cloverfield.

    • amon

      I SWEAR THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING i was waiting for the statue of liberty to come flying through the window or some shit FOUR MORE YEARS FOUR MORE YEARS

    • Maytrix

      I'm confused.. Are you saying Cloverfield wasn't real?

    • nogoodpunkrocker

      This wasn't a deleted scene from Cloverfield? Ohhh man! …I feel gypped…

  • MonkeyMadness

    She's nucking futs!

  • Ryan

    Find her 🙂

    • antonsemionov

      Like! 😀

    • Uhhh

      She'll probably find you first.

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