Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Dave

    First

    • trig45

      Twat.

    • Brandon

      Grow up

      • Andrew

        You are the worst kind of person.

        • not a troll feeder

          Do you not understand that YOU FEED the trolls, for that FUCK YOU, FAGGOT…The day you ppl understand, i swear to god.

          • yup

            agreed

            • Alex

              you know what i like the most? cake farts

              • DRPOOP

                YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

    • saskchivertoon

      FUCK YOU ๐Ÿ™‚

      • yup

        ^This guy

    • Dr. Evil.

      One billionth! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • Dr. Evil.

      One billionth! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

      • Butler

        Technically you'd be one billionth and one on that post.

  • Steve

    Too bad #1 is a fake. Seguin admitted it. Still hilarious though

    • milesclarence

      that's for the best. Nothing notable comes from Brampton, On (where he went to high school).

      • Jeff

        except turban wearing immigrants who sponge of the system

        • yup

          hahahaha

        • jamie

          you do realize that everyone's ancestors were immigrants (besides the natives) at one point or another? and the people you mentioned, their descendents will be just as "north american" as you? dont hate on people for working for their money bruh, nobodys stopping you from doing the same

          • VanIsleChiver

            what!? You think the "natives" are FROM here? They immigrated from europe via an ice bridge.

            You know why indians hate snow?
            Cuz it's WHITE and it's on THIER land! ๐Ÿ™‚

            • LucretiusCarus

              If by Europe you mean Asia…sure.

              Haven't got maps up in Canada either, huh?

          • truth

            fuck you jamie

      • gbr

        actually he went to school in toronto

    • Tyler Durden
    • MattKL

      If it had been true, there's one way they could've really reminded him who they are…

    • Robbie

      Thats what he wants ypu to think…

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      I'm glad that's fake. I hate to imagine those pretty girls being such nasty sluts.

      • Reality Check

        Yeah, cause only ugly girls can be puck bunnies! Have you seen pro athlete's wives? Give your head a shale "LuketheTerrible". In order to be a pro athlete's wife you have to be three things, a chef in the kitchen, and maid in the living room and a completely disgusting WHORE in the bedroom … and must be willing to share…

        • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

          Oh. I was just thinking that doing it is one thing, but then putting it on a sign and advertising it is what makes a nasty slut. I'm not enough into the whole sports thing to know about athletes' wive's many… duties. Thanks for the clue!

  • Catatafish

    i am catata fish
    and i am a great wizard
    and a friend
    ..and a ghost
    …..besides of course

    • Catatafish

      being a fish

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=572571966 Craig Millington

        Hail, the mighty Catata fish.

    • Dude Imbibes

      The fuck are you talking about? Wait never mind I really don't want to know.

      • tapsnapornap

        Catatafish

  • aciekay

    #6 right now. so.. i am chiving. #24 i just gagged a little. well done. #49 why can't they coexist in harmony?

    • M.O.T.

      Can't help but feel that if a guy wrote all this about three different pictures it'd be at about -10 by now…

      • aciekay

        behold the power of boobs.

        • Nargon

          ok i'll live with -10 or even more, but internet is for Porn OR funny, deicide!

        • Logicyup

          I'd say you were cheating, but I'm all for people using their assets. Especially in picture or video form, but I'll accept witty comments in lieu of either.

        • guest

          Nah underbooty all the way boobs r nice to though

    • Mike

      murder would follow #24

    • amalechiver

      +90 for saying what exactly? Ugh………I'm not bashing "aciekay" but c'mon you guys……

      • aciekay

        not every comment has to be eye opening or witty. chill out, folks.

        • DoomsDayDub

          And why is everyone so obsessed with their score. Leave a comment, hope some comments back or finds it funny if it was meant to be funny, and move on with your life. KCCO is not worrying about other peoples Intense Debate score.

  • Merle

    I would suck a fart right our of her butt.

    • some-dude

      Kate Beckinsale? Me too

      • Logicyup

        Doesn't matter who it is. There is a creepy line, and that's definitely crossing it.

        • hahaha

          don't judge! Fartsuckers UNITE!

          • yup

            AGREED, i would drag my dick across 100 yards or broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

        • AmBush_Steve

          Could have been worse. At least he wasn't willing to crawl through broken glass just to eat the peanuts out of her crap.

    • irrelevantness

      Yea but would you walk 110 miles across the desert to smell the last dick she fucked?

    • BUPharmer

      i thought the saying was "i would eat the corn out of her shit"
      regardless… ew

  • Merle

    out*

    /derp

  • MassChiver

    #5 #40 Chivettes and Mind the Gap…Making Mondays better and better every week

    • waffle

      The Unbuttoned Men's Shirt… Well played, sir.

      Ma'am. No…

      Sir. Yeah, 'sir' sounds more epic, less matronly. I'm sticking with 'sir'

      • USAFChiver

        Guessing someone doesn't like to wear the female shirt?

        • Leigh

          Maybe I wasn't at my work ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • pleasuringbabes

      All five pictures were awesome. Thank you ladys!!

  • Ted

    Both underboob and underbooty for #48 and #49

    • Logicyup

      They go well together. Should always pair them up. Matching accessories or something like that.

    • Kodos

      hi Pinky

      • JHL1

        Other people are now allowed to use that font.
        It was decided last Tuesday.

        • JHL1

          I assumed from the negative thumbs you were wrong in thinking that was Pinky, but now that I look closer, that does look like Pinky's fine tush.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mengler2 Mike Engler

      FTW!

    • Assman

      That is just so not fair to pretty much every other girl on the planet.

    • Apollo

      Why under at all?

    • Guest

      I'm still not quite sure. Please send more pictures so we can all decide.

    • KRB

      UNDERBOOTY!!!!!!!!! I love it!

    • MattKL

      Underboob and underbooty, two great tastes that go great together!

    • phydor

      great tummy, great legs ๐Ÿ™‚

    • pleasuringbabes

      I agree. I am a huge fan of each. Honestly, with such great curves and nice, smooth looking skin, who wouldn't want to spend hours making sure they are both properly appreciated!

  • scotology

    #21 More.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      youve never been here before, have you?

      • scotology

        Plenty. Still, more.

    • sean

      are you new?

    • rihughes

      Humble Brag.

    • mike

      she's just an attention ho, who needs to be seen by the chivers to get through her day

  • etcrr

    #5 glad to see you upped your game and made it KCCO!

    • BloodScrubber

      Being left out the first time was clearly an oversight. The KCCO Gods have corrected this. Excellent followup though. ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • Logicyup

        Either that or it is the chives evil (yet wonderful) plan to get their female viewers to send in even more pictures wearing even less clothes. Either way I approve.

    • http://twitter.com/letmeclrmythrt @letmeclrmythrt

      Somebody's in the AF, and I like it!

      • phsgirl

        Yea. and thats a males shirt. So she's either lying about being at work or is getting a little something at work. In that case, good for her.

        • Leigh

          lol yes it was the hubs shiirt

    • Couvs

      While you were worthy of SC with the first pic, the follow up is amazing and deserves a repost in Burn Your Bra this week!

    • roadhog0

      We must see a full body shot, a body like that must have a lovely face!

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001562982031 Harry H-d Sinner

    UNDERBOOOOOTY!!!! #49

    • OBIE WAN

      does this picture look a little bit odd to anyone else?

  • Daniel Tosh

    DAR is early. now what am I suppose to do?

    • David.

      First World Problems

    • dedubs

      Go outside?

    • Guest

      Fly to LAX. Go to the first payphone on the right after you get off the plane. I will call you.

      • tapsnapornap

        How will you know what time?

    • Joe

      Go get some more high fashion you pansy!

  • the_mike

    #41 Now kis….oh wait, I see what you did there.

  • FoCoLivin
    • Neeerrrrrddddd

      The real one is more clever, imo.

  • mtella88

    #48 #49 HOT!!

    • fact checker

      looks kinda pinky-ish doesn't it?

  • Nanook

    #36 Added to shopping list: Mentos, big needle. Whoever thought this up needs an award and then be put in jail.

    • Matt

      better joke is to freeze them in ice cubes and make someone a big captain n coke then wait…

      • the_mike

        Fail, alcohol abuse.

    • The_Dood

      Just make sure you keep the bottle straight up… Or is oxygen required for the reaction?

      • burns

        hmm, good question

    • dildozer

      Two Problems:

      1: No one is going to drink a Coke Zero.
      2: Absolutely no one is going to drink an unsealed Coke Zero.

    • clay

      Is it a dumb question to ask what happens when u drop a mentos in a coke?

      • Katie

        please youtube

    • Burt

      Or just shake that shit.

  • Matt

    #48 Underboob

    • Parallendicular

      EVERY time.

  • Logicyup

    #7 hey for your birthday, we got you kidnapped, enjoy!!

  • tv_paul

    # 48 & #49

    A win Win situation if ever I saw one!

  • etcrr

    #48 or #49?? how about both

  • Black6dog

    The number of faggots yelling first is too damn high

    • Guest

      and the other people too!!

    • fictitious

      What if it's the same faggot every time under a different fictitious name??

      • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

        fuck you for using the word faggot

        • yessir

          Soooo it's cool to say "fuck you" to someone but calling them "faggot" is wrong??

          • dkptig

            yes.. actually. welcome to society friend!

  • Mad_Hittman

    #48 & #49 Under ALL the curves!!!

    • Logicyup

      Under huge floppy stomach, not a good idea. All under curves, not a good idea.

      • Apollo

        Like spandex, not everyone should be allowed.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #49 A little bit of this, a little bit of that…..

    • morebeer

      A LOT of this and A LOT of that…

  • Woodrowrules

    #5 UH.. You made it!
    #35 You too.
    #44 Hot and BMFM Nice

  • Chris_Mason

    #33 nailed it!

    • thom

      Is that Dirty Mike and the boys! Suppose they are gonna pull a "soup kitchen"?

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