Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Young Comfy Jones

    DAR SHIRTS!!!!

    • R-Dub

      I like turtles.

    • sammy


      my loud wife has been asking for one for a month. I told her they only had small in women's and if she goes back to wedding weight, we can place an order.

      don't get married kids

      • Brian

        Somone's not getting laid tonight.

        • Johnny K.

          He might… Just won't be with his wife…

          KCCO, Sammy… You're gonna need to!

    • Birdhaus32

      Got mine finally!

    • Leigh

      Got mine. Thank god for the D.A.R!!!

    • Jason

      This is how all shirts should be rolled out from now on. Random posts during the day (DAR, DMA, etc).

    • shawthomas

      Whew just got home, needed my DAR fix, got more then I asked for. Cant believe there was still some available

    • Suby

      I finally got mine!! Was so surprised they still had them!

    • toban

      i got one i got one da da dee da dah!!!!!!!

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #10 that girl and that sandwich are #2 on my WANT list, only behind riding Helltrack with Cru Jones.

    • PDiddily420

      "And Hollywood Mike Miranda makes his second dramatic exit of the day!"

      Nice accidental bonus tits by using #2 in your post.

    • john

      the chive just made you look like a total perv by adding another pic in the beginning hahah

    • caydet

      The CGA loves CT chivettes. MOAR

    • Jak

      You my friend are RAD

    • lackofabetter

      Oh my heart a backflip


    #10 maybe I need to get my girlfriend on that diet!

    • Azul

      CT represent!!

    • shawn

      haha, dude just called his girlfriend fat.

      • MICHAEL

        My lady is actually a marathon runner, as a result we don't eat yummy foods like this.

        • Elan

          You should enjoy not dying of a heart attack, then.

    • Tom Hooker

      *insert bad nutmeg joke here*

    • Blumpkin

      Thats not for her…its for me

      Her BF

      • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

        How did a Blumpkin like you get a girl like that?!

      • 713

        Nice try buddy, but shes spoken for and not by you.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Garbage! Right behind her on the floor. So many hot chicks hanging with so much garbage.

  • Jennifer


    Keep Calm and Fuck Cancer, my dear.

    • Big McLarge Huge

      KCCO from NM

      • http://www.blacksonblondes.com Simon Phoenix

        Another 505 .. throwing it out at ya!

        KEEP CALM AND FUCK CANCER .. and your man too ..

        just sayin' — it helps!

    • mcgizzle


      with the faith of sox nation you can beat this

    • Rage

      Ditto and stay strong!

    • Lunchbox


    • Anon

      Fuck heart murmurs too! #43

      • The_Dood

        Agreed. So glad mine went away on their own. Probably due to less stress thanks to theChive.

    • Ray

      All the best to you my. KCCO!!

    • longshot421

      Agreed!! Fuck cancer. KC&CO !!

    • HatBomb

      We need Keep Calm and Fuck Cancer shirts from the Chive, rep it for all the Chivers out that there working so hard to get healthy.

    • MattKL

      You kick cancer right in the balls! KCCO

    • Alex

      Keep Calm, Fuck Cancer and Go Sox from California

    • BloodScrubber

      Keep Calm & Stay Healthy my fellow Chivers. B)

    • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

      KCCO from an Oklahoma Chiver. You WILL beat this!

    • sfb101

      Kick it ass! KCCO!

    • Red

      Fuck hair, you are still a very pretty girl.

      KCCO and kick cancer's ass!

      • http://www.blacksonblondes.com TROLL_THE_WORLD!


        Now you can say the bare window seals match bare floor!

        ROCK ON!


    • Fellow chiver

      FrOm the bottom of all of our hearts, KEEP CALM and kick the fuck out of cancers ass!!!!!

    • Huy

      Show the cancer whos Boss, KCCO from CA

    • Anonymous

      KCFC&CO from Alaska.

    • m&m

      Kcco from indy and whip that ass honey you the boss

    • US Ranger

      KCCO Jennifer! Fight on and best wishes from a Yankee fan 🙂

    • Ed Ok

      KCCO from Brazil! So glad you can keep a smile on your face in such a difficult time. You've gotta beat cancer, but with your smile you have already won!

    • Anna

      Stay strong, you can beat it!

      -A fellow lymphoma battler.

    • http://twitter.com/sudz49 @sudz49

      Never posted a message before but felt I had to on this one. I too had Birkitt's Lymphoma. I was three at the time and the hospital room and toys are among my first memories. After opening me up and declaring the cancer inoperable I was given two months to live and sent home with pain meds to be with my family to enjoy our time together. A week later my parents got a call to try experimental drugs. I spent 8 months in the hospital dealing with multiple surgeries, chemo, and radiation. Its now been 29 years since cancer and I'm alive and scrolling the Chive every day!! Kick Cancers ass!! Never give up and hope and of course KCCO!!

      • Katie

        Glad you're with us! Very inspiring. Thanks!


        • http://www.blacksonblondes.com TITSorGTFO_KC&FC

          TITS for helping us to fight cancer?


      • Burls

        Never posted either. Lost my first child, Nell, to cancer at age 3. Fuck Cancer. Good luck. You are the most beautiful Chivette i have seen on this website in the year i have been scrolling.

    • Woop

      Amen – cancer can get fucked. Rock on sister.

    • Bumhugs

      Keep fighting that cancer like an angry badger with a sandy vag, and know that all the Chivers in MI are 100% behind you!

    • Prince

      She's a hotty! Kick butt!

    • mike

      KCCO from a TNT participant/alumni.

    • Lower

      Keep Calm, Chive On and Fuck Cancer.
      Kick its Ass.

    • @JBeanWinning

      KCCO from Raleighwood, NC. Stay positive and Keep Strong. We all stand behind you! It's all in your attitude and you seem to have it! #SoXNation #KCCO #KCFC

    • Chaosthirteen

      Fuck Cancer!! KCCO from the ATX.

    • rjvet

      Looks like there's a lot of support for this young lady…..add my "fuck cancer" to the pile. Chivers have the biggest hearts.

      • http://www.blacksonblondes.com mayorjacoby

        You spelled "cocks" wrong.

    • Sigsegv

      Hate fuck cancer.

    • Cracker

      My dad just beat lymphoma, I believe you will too KCCO

    • cinderelly

      Damnit! I didnt mean to hit dislike if that shows up! Sorry! Keep Calm and fight that cancer girl!

    • Jewels

      My dad has a rare form of lymphoma too. He is very lucky as his cancer presents itself in a most unusual manner… and therefore does not need treating… he will die of old age before it becomes an issue. Keep Calm and Fuck Cancer!!!

    • http://www.rjsgrillon36.com One Time Green

      KCCO & Fuck Cancer!

    • Glenn

      Fight on !

    • Ernesto

      Fight the good fight!!! Like a lot of people my loved ones (both parents and sister) have been affected with the disease. Fight on and KICK Cancer's ASS!!!!!

    • aries

      KCFC, from Winnipeg

    • DPG

      KC&FC from St. Louis! Kick it's ass!

    • DaveyOno

      She's beautiful.

    • Swiss Chalet

      Like a Boss-ton badass. Fight that cancer like a honey badger and Fuck that shit up.

    • Mad JimmyD

      Keep up the FIGHT! KCCO darling, you're beautiful!

    • Chris

      Kcco& keep laughing, lost my dad to pancriotic cancer less then a year ago, laughing helps!

    • listen2me

      Ask for marinol, you can thank me later. legal synthetic thc, regulated by fda. quality of life +100, 2 time pediatric adult all survivor. Also flaming hot cheetos.

      • agree

        Also had burkitt's

    • aussie aussie aussie

      stay strong and all the australian chivers throw out our arms for a big hug…..

    • Captain Oblivious

      Fuck cancer, KCCO and Go Rays!

    • Arturo

      Hoping for the best! You got your guy to support you and The Chive to Keep You Calm!!!

    • bradbros

      KCCO and know that we're all routing for ya!

    • http://www.facebook.com/karbula Matthew Karbula

      Thanks guys and gals for all your words of encouragement! I have a feeling she will become a full blown chivette after this whole ordeal is done and over with!

    • John

      Check out KANGEN water from Japan..alkalized water to eliminate free radicals
      KCCO from Canada

    • Nick

      Vitamin B17 cures cancer safely. See VitaminB17.org.

  • seamus

    #45, #46

    Good lord those are amazing.

    • anywho


    • gromtown

      where are the NSFW versions?

      • Tomas

        I keep trying to post the link here from her site, but it keeps disappearing. o.0

        • Tomas

          mondoblog dot se slash marieplosjo slash 2010 slash 09 slash 04

          • 2pumpdump

            Thanks Tomas, you rock.

          • Slauterhause

            Uh, wow. Thanks dude.
            She's beautiful.

          • JROC

            you are a boss

          • http://www.blacksonblondes.com Simon Phoenix

            YOU SIR, Win the Internet title for the day.

            Thank You.

          • http://thelowerclassman.blogspot.com Lowerclassman

            it's just…everywhere

    • Guest


    • TheJoeGreene

      No, they're shitty plastic. If her most "attractive" feature isn't real, what do you think the rest of her is like?

      • Ray

        I'm no doctor but I don't believe they use plastic to enhance the fun bags of the ladies. I could be wrong though.

      • DrNefario

        Probably just as awesome as her boobs are

      • 2pumpdump

        There real on the outside.

      • Joe

        She is actually pretty fucking awesome. Way to judge just on looks though.

    • Kmac

      She forgot to wave to the camera

    • digitalpimp


    • A_O

      Sweet Jesus!

    • quichurbichin

      like like like like like……b/c pressing it once just isn't enough

    • Baer


    • realzoo

      She keeps looking better and better.

    • batman

      yes please more!!!!

    • what?

      stacks on stacks

    • #45

      #45 is not the same girl as #46!!!!!

      • ...


    • Rome512

      No words!

    • Nonoohno

      She has the best titties ever!!

  • james gate


    that is one hulluva' body

    • anywho

      wow x2

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=729348337 Nicholas Pipa

      That's at a Tough Mudder challenge. I'll be doing it this December in Tampa.

    • Nickincollege

      That's the ice bath at a Tough Mudder challenge. I'll be doing it this December in Tampa.

      • john

        no one cares. we are looking at a hot girl with her high beams on

        • Corwin

          Hey lameass, you can look at tits anywhere, but this bad ass chick could probably kick your ass.
          Respect the Mudder Chick and go back to you couch and cheesy poofs!

          • john

            nice one

          • truth

            Holy Shit!! She is standing in muddy water. Hadn't noticed until you went all 'friend-zone' and tore into john.

        • Nickincollege

          What do you mean? The fact that she's hot and also doing the Tough Mudder challenge makes it even better.

          • john

            i mean no one cares that you are doing tough mudder in december in tampa. no. one. cares.

            • Nickincollege

              So what? It's good to spread the word about it. Tough Mudder sends money to a good cause, the Wounded Warriors Project. I encourage people who are willing and able to complete such a challenge to sign up.

              • http://www.facebook.com/mengler2 Mike Engler

                Doing the Tough Mudder this Saturday in Cleveland!
                CHIVE ON! Gotta represent the wounded warriors project!

                She'd kick your ass with one hand tied behind her back!

                • thatguy

                  and I would let her

                  • one

                    this is hilarious. why do people get so worked up on this shit. I wonder if they would have the same amount of courage is they were face to face. That chic is gorgeous

    • MattKL

      That's one cold pool of water.

    • beansean

      I bet she would be a dime and half all dolled up too…hot either way

    • HGh

      You'll find her there. But the face :/

    • Brown Bear

      funny enough, thats the same face i made when i saw the pic

    • Boobs4theWIN

      She's all "oh shit my balls" u Mad? lol I'm kidding she's smokin hot! 😀 and props to #22 keep the fight strong 🙂

    • foul83

      I think they're shopped. If they aren't, then that is a perfect set and I wanna muddy motorboat 'em.

  • etcrr

    #10 great job

    • fuck stan

      Fuck off you creep

    • hansen

      I remember seeing an old guy named stan on to catch a predator.

    • chiver

      Wow….just wow

  • etcrr

    #31 Just because, that's why

    • http://twitter.com/wallen007 @wallen007


      • Riley Freeman

        Bad case of the same face syndrome. Good case of the sexy/gorgeous smile/alluring eyes syndrome.

    • etcrrsucksdick

      Are you really still here??? Fuck why wont you jump off a bridge!!

    • longshot421

      So hot. Love the glasses.

      • MattKL

        She looks great with or without them on.

        • http://www.blacksonblondes.com MattKL is a homo

          You left out "She looks great with or without cum on them.

    • Gotta be fresh.


    • Guest

      Chivette of the week?

    • chris


    • Wigs

      Thats the fat nasty bitch from Jerseylicious! She's about 209lbs, that's why only head shots

      • Chiver

        I don't think so! Let's see the body! MOARRR

  • sammy


    if my 11th grade teacher looked like that I would have never gotten a lick of work done.

    • Kitra

      Pretty sure you mean you would have only gotten licking done.

    • Rahm Emanuel

      wait for the first pay check…either she quits to make more than minimum wage or she heads straight for the poll…"Next on the main stage, it's Amber and we are all hot for teacher (que Van Halen)…"

      • The_Dood

        Headed to the poll? Is it election day already?

        • banana flapjacks

          no its erection day with her

    • Skermitt

      No shit, huh?!

    • sean

      If only we were all so lucky and had a teacher that hot!

      • http://www.blacksonblondes.com Simon Phoenix

        You left off … THAT SLEPT WITH HER UNDERAGE 11TH, grade students.

    • MattKL

      Van Halen's 'Hot for Teacher' started playing in my head as soon as I saw this one.

      • http://twitter.com/Harmon_Michael @Harmon_Michael

        I know right

    • john

      wow hottie

    • Chivette#23

      Hey boys, let's kcco a bit.. I have my clothes on, nothing here is inappropriate for students and their parents to see.

      Besides, my soon-to-be Masters degree will get me a job as a professor, and I doubt all of my future college students will complain..

      KCCO to all of you thumbs-up commenters..<3 you guys!

      • Patches

        Other than the fact that you basically directed underage high school students to a softcore porn site featuring galleries of "gap" and "hump" and slutty girls wearing as little as possible. The students will be thrilled… parents and faculty members, not so much.

        • AMG

          I can remember doin a lot worse in 11th grd bro..

        • EvilRoySlade

          Like they cant find worse on the internet…

          • Patches

            lol of course they can find worse on the internet – the difference is that they weren't directed to these worse sites by their teacher. A kid finding porn on the internet on their own, and a kid finding porn on the internet because they were specifically shown the site by their teacher are two COMPLETELY different things.

            • Patches

              Forget for a second that she's an attractive young woman, and instead picture an overweight balding disheveled 48 male teacher showing his underage students pictures of girls in tiny thongs and "gaps" and "humps" and "burned bras". Still cool?

        • http://www.blacksonblondes.com mayorjacoby

          please go fuck yourself .. TO DEATH.

          I emphasize .. FUCKING, YOURSELF .. AND most importantly TO DEATH! Just to make sure you don't contaminate the rest of the gene pool with your douchery.

          Thanks Fuck Face.

      • Elan

        They didn't teach you that white on white is nearly impossible to read?

        At least put a colored border on the letters, I have no idea what the middle of your message says.

      • http://www.blacksonblondes.com mayorjacoby

        YOU ARE GORGEOUS .. Seriously. Congrats and good luck with teaching.

        P.S. UNM (University of New Mexico is hiring Professors for their English Department – not just grammarians either.)

      • dominantone

        Get a job at UNH manch. I could use a professor like you.

      • http://twitter.com/Harmon_Michael @Harmon_Michael

        not sure which is more awesome that your students like the chive, or that you posted it aftwerwards

      • Not a fan

        Apparently "Masters degree" does not equal common sense. Maybe you meant "masterbater" degree.

    • Matt

      Gorgeous picture, but nnnnot a smart move as a future teacher. All it takes is one of your students or a parent/community member to see this and you could lose your job or lose any chance of getting a job. Parents who Chive might not mind, but they may also question your integrity/decision making. Whether you like it or not, teachers are expected to be model citizens – take it from a fellow teacher Chiver. With all that aside, send MOAR! (But it would be wise not to show your face)

      • AmyB

        She is wearing clothes. I am a Teacher as well, and have posted before on the site. I don't understand why it is that people are ridiculing her for putting up a school project that she is being graded on and not showing to students, and a picture of her in clothing. I'm sure we've all seen teachers that are far worse. Leave her alone, she's gorgeous and getting an education.

        • Brent

          can you post pictures of youself. Chive should have hot teachers thursday.

    • Bumhugs

      Congratulations on being a teacher; it's not the best paying job, and often thankless, but sorely needed. I cannot imagine anyone not paying attention to you, so you should do fine.

      • Time waste

        Not a good paying job? Listen my friend when you start off with full benefits and every holiday and two month off that's a pretty good off job. Kcco. Just saying

        • Thrasher

          Not like lawyer or doctor money, tho.

    • Jak

      My 9thphone grade teach looked better and I got plenty of work done. I just finished up at home. And I sure as hell never did any homework.

    • roadhog0

      Why didnt my teacher look like that?! I might of done something with motivation like that!!!

    • DaUndeadDodo

      Amen to that.

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #10 can i have the sandwich and the girl? No??? fine, Ill just take the girl

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=511740281 Jake Hess

      Fuck. I'd settle for the sandwich.

    • http://www.blacksonblondes.com Simon Phoenix

      A Sexy Sandwhich between those two sexy legs of hers!

      WOWSERS, mameee! mmm .. mmh. YOU a lone miss, make connect worth moving too.


  • st33

    #16 Whoever answered me about "Would You" – I hope you said yes!!!!!!!

    • Finn

      How about…Wanna?

    • sean

      Thank you for asking i was wondering the whole time. I was right!

    • Ray

      I would….paint and all.

      • herp de derp

        only if she left the makeup on

        • THOR

          cuz that bitch is a real butterface

          • http://www.blacksonblondes.com THORS_CUNT_MOTHER

            YOu mother has butter face. But it didn't help .. she still hit every branch on the ugly tree on the way down ..AND STILL LANDED ON HER FACE so hard .. that .. that .. IT MADE YOU UGLY TOO!

            FUCKIN' dip shit ..

    • 2pumpdump

      I have the most colourful boner right now.

    • mickey


    • Gotta be fresh.

      Looked better with the paint.

    • Guest

      Abort mission.

    • Elan

      Too much make-up. Waaaay too done up.

      Hell, the body-paint looks more natural.

    • Shawny

      Who wouldnt

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #2 #3 I see a connection here…..

    • BloodScrubber

      With her expression, I'd say she got the "pinkie" as well. 😉

  • jjj

    #1 oh hai there

    • Patrick

      Make 7 up yours

  • AssClown

    #12 It's a trap!!!! Hipster trap!!!
    #20 So she eventually became the backroom casting couch?

    • Skermitt

      Lol, I think they were going for that she tanned herself to death, and they used her leathery skin to make a nice couch.

    • http://www.blacksonblondes.com Simon Phoenix

      You Sir, ARE awesome.
      I fuckin' miss your comments assclown ..

    • jrey81

      lol! though i think it's safe to call it a hipster epidemic solution!

  • Uh-huh...

    One in the stink?

    • oopieceac4ndy

      Apparently two…

  • Eastwood

    #23 – I've got it bad, soooo bad, ..I'm hot for teacher.



    • http://www.blacksonblondes.com Simon Phoenix

      11TH GRADE!!?!? FUCK ME .. I am thinking of going back and repeating the class if you promise to teach it!
      WOWSERS! .. You are TOTALLY going to have the students undivided attention ..

  • whyme1973

    #2 Holy shit! Poor thing looks cold.
    #46 Mind blown by by the beauty of this one. Wow.

    • Dan

      Hey! That's what I look like when I slip in the water. Just thinking about it shrivels me testies.

  • Bob

    #2 Wowza…

    • SilkySapper


    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      For some reason I bet she never expected her appearance there to get such internet attention here. Nice.

  • IM_ON_A_B0AT

    #10 begggin for that bacon

  • WSU


    You've got to be kidding me… IT GOT BETTER???

    • Liv

      Winona State???



  • amplexus

    #2 one hell of an O face, she is smoking hot btw, definitely need MOAR!

    • HatBomb

      If she looks like that in the middle of an obstacle course, imagine how she'd look a little cleaned up in a sundress. She is definitely a hottie!

      • http://www.blacksonblondes.com mayorjacoby

        or imagine how the top of her head looks .. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. muahahaha

  • Uh-huh...

    Great apples.

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #22 Stay strong always

    • http://www.blacksonblondes.com Simon Phoenix

      Just remember a little sexy time helps with the nausea of chemo ..



      • http://www.facebook.com/karbula Matthew Karbula

        If only it were as easy done as it is said haha. Sexy time has taken a back seat, but that's a sacrifice to make as long as she gets better.

  • st33

    Fuck cancer. Stay strong. KCCO. We love you and our hearts ache for you.

    • Optimus_prime

      Punch cancer in the ovaries! KCFC&CO from Philly

  • mtbdude

    #2 Perfect…athletic, sexy, but not grossly fit

    • http://thechive.com/2012/03/09/friday-dopamine-dump-45-photos-2/happy-photo-29/ Corwin

      Theres a lot more of them at every Tough Mudder

    • ammo1024

      FIND HER!!!

    • scooterbump

      I ran this mudder in Wisconsin and saw her quite a bit… she knew how good she looked.

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