Honey collectors in Nepal risk life and limb to get their treasure (13 Photos)

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  • Tbob

    Holy fuck

    • Sandusky's Favorite

      …and i complaint that my chair sucks.

    • DRPOOP

      I COLLECT POOP FROM TOILETS, SOMETIMES I GET LUCKY AND GET TO LICK THE SKID MARKS FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE TOILET. SO DON'T FLUSH YOUR TOILETS, I AM THE TOILET MONSTER AND I WILL TAKE ALL YOUR POOP. I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURG THE TOILET MONSTER KING, GIVE ME ALL YOUR POOP!!!

    • Underbaker

      Holy Honeycombs Batman! Why don't someone just teach them how to farm the bees like everyone else does in the world?

    • http://twitter.com/Expressus @Expressus

      @underbaker – because they dont have money to invest or specialist who can teach modern bee keeping. These is the profitable and easiest way among other options available in their situation.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #5 Sketchy ropes, nest of angry bees way the fuck up in the mountains?…..good idea.

    • Kixchad

      And bare foot.

    • MylesofStyles

      If that doesn't spell the end of him, I'm sure the smoking will do him in the end. Nothing like an insurance policy of death to cover your suicidal bases. #7

      • Kyle

        If I'm dangling on a rope a 1000 feet off the ground, smoking would be the least of my worries

        • MylesofStyles

          So not worrying about it fights off cancer? Have to told this to doctors and researchers yet?

          • austin

            The smoke helps keep the bees away.

          • TBT

            STFU. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

          • The2nd

            Your a fucking idiot, im sure the stuf those people have gone through in their lives is a lot worse than you will ever have to. if he enjoys a smoke good on him. critical bastard.

            • MylesofStyles

              *You're (as in apparently YOU'RE the fucking idiot). Have a nice day, and YOU'RE welcome.

          • Kyle

            Welp, chances are…its not the smoking that's going to get you killed in this kind of situation

  • BigMIKe

    Crazy mother fuckers

    • DRPOOP

      POOP

  • dos

    what a life…i'm grateful for where i live. but props to them!

  • no kidding

    IS THIS REAL?!?

    • K-VON

      If only there were pictures to prove it… Maybe next time.

      • Ray

        Smacks "no kidding" on back of head….

  • st33

    Mother of….

    #2

    • AllanA

      "Don't drop the fucking honey, it's a long way down!"

  • hahaha

    while smoking a dart…like a true boss

    #7

    • thereugo

      The smoke keeps the bees at bay. Still like a boss!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    I knew bamboo was strong, but I didn't know it could hold balls so big.

  • AllanA

    #3 Like a boss

    The "I hate my job post" got nothing on these guys #5 #8

  • Zrock76

    Interesting. I usually just go to my grocery store (aisle 4) to get my honey but hey, to each their own.

    • parkatola

      Oh come on. Who would thumb down this comment? First LOL of the day. Thanks Zrock. (Reading over my comment, it looks like I could be trying to be sarcastic, but I'm not. I laughed.)

      • Adam

        Its weird you're getting thumbs up when Zrock isn't for his comment. A bit of a paradox. I laughed! Shit was clever! lol

        • If you said so...

          That's the thing tho, it was hardly cleaver. Everyone of us thought "I'm so fucking happy I don't need to do that." And why do we not need to do that? Because store. The phrasing did make me crack a smile though because it's such a juxtaposition, clearly what the OP was going for.

          • saladfingers1

            Leave Mrs. Cleaver out of this.

    • Blah

      You also take your car to jiffy lube instead of changing your own oil… Pussy

  • Polo

    #3 Must have to fend off some big bees with that huge frickin gun!

    • Dick Salad

      Are those fucking flintlock rifles?

      • just sayin

        Cap and ball actually

    • Gallus

      If honey is worth its weight in gold to them, then some fool will try to steal what others have worked for. Even an archaic rifle is at least some protection.

  • chivetime

    i'd be putting peanut butter on my toast instead

    • R-Dub

      Who puts honey on their toast? Weird.

  • buzz

    easy beezie

  • BigPup

    #2 someone give these guys a GoPro and a squirrel suit! That's awesome.

  • EasternCanuck

    This all started with one comment… "Hold my beer and watch this".

  • B!!!

    Just bought 10 cases of honey , on my way to sell it to these people who will give the equivalent weight in gold!!! Suckaaaas

  • Jester
    • jjj

      Thats probably how much money they make in 3 days, and I dont think they get on Amazon much.

  • Y'all know me

    I fucked a lesser princess from that country. She turned out to be kind of a bitch

  • FuckUSD

    ummmmmm….what the hell.

    • DRPOOP

      SHUT UP POOP FACE IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG

  • jadedhero1331

    Why don't they just take a queen and build a hive around her like everyone else?…

    • Nonoohno

      Maybe they dont have internets and the Discovery Channel…

  • CC Josh

    yet half of the nogs in the states refuse to work….

    • matt

      you sir, are a bell end.

    • jjj

      Glad the economy is booming wherever you live D-bag.

    • Akzombie

      I am wondering if the people that gave u thumbs up know what a nog is and what they were agreeing to? Either that or Alabama has Internet now and ten clansmen happened upon your post. If that's the case were all fucked!

  • Shogun75

    #12
    Still using an F'ing FLINTLOCK RIFLE!!!

    Like a boss.

    • megan fox

      tremours and his winchester stuk up on the elecy pole..watch it…and yes im really megan fox posting on chive

    • ontherocks

      Flintlock IS the gun of choice amongst the top bee hunters of the world. Shows the bees that you mean business.

  • Merle

    Whooa. First photo gave me the heebee geebees

  • Nathaniel

    Still using a flintlock rifle in picture #12

  • turbosnail4

    Seems legit.

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