Engagement photos aren’t for everyone (30 Photos)


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  • Logan

    All awesome.

    • UncleDave

      I guess at least five people don't get sarcasm.

      • Smh

        ^^ Have a feeling that's Logan making up a person for support.. Forever alone.

  • Sapper

    Never needs to happen… Marriage that is.

    • Guse

      Being married to a known quantity of crazy is way better than the crazy lottery you single people have to deal with.

      • Lex

        i dunno about you, but my wife is a mini crazy lottery XD agree with ya overall though.

    • jeff donuts

      yeah for 98% of people that is . it only works for a really really small percentage. if u sleep with alot of girls please never get married u will fuck it up some day.

    • Bob

      I'm sorry your parents got divorced.

    • Joe

      Upset you don't have the option? 🙂

    • thumbs

      Probably cause your that big of a douche that no one would marry you!

  • Logan

    Oh, and first. Put a dollar in the douche bag jar.

    • William Teach

      You owe each of us a dollar for being 3rd.

      • texjosh

        You owe him a dollar… because he was also first. And he gets a thumbs up reference for the New Girl reference.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1014191110 Ben Kronenberg

      Yours is already full

  • Orcslayer

    Funny shit right there…. ugh

  • st33

    Find her….
    #30

    • Baby Steve

      Yeah that dude is lucky as shit

    • Blue bronco

      I am sure she left that douche. The Chive can be her new hone

    • SKOLL
      • Osgood62

        She looks like Michelle Bachman in some of those photos where she is smiling.

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    The most frightening part of this post is that these people probably all PAID for these photos.

    #15 because a farmers tan makes an excellent save the date.

    • http://twitter.com/Speedstripe @Speedstripe

      Yup, that photo was my first…"REALLY!?" moment.
      I'd love to know who's idea it was. Not sure who scares me more.

      My guess is that she proposed to him…

    • Worldsgreatesrlover

      Cousins in love. Priceless.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Draco's marrying a Weasley?!?

    • Trotterman

      This is easily my favorite. I bet he thought, "I'm just too damned ripped to be wearing a shirt for formal pictures."

  • dave

    #30…find her

    • DaddyD

      Good enough to be found twice.

  • Matt

    #17 is actually pretty cool.

    • Chris

      That's my brother-in-law and his wife. That pic didn't make the save-the-dates I guess

      • Irish777

        this is the internet…i don't believe you

      • Not sure if...

        Your brother-in-law and his wife?? Wouldn't you refer to said couple as your sister and her husband? Kinda strange buddy.

        • Ummm

          Unless it's your brother-in-laws brother.

        • confused inlaw

          wife's brother and his wife. Duh

    • Kodos

      "..the Empire will compensate you if the marriage fails.."

    • http://twitter.com/Speedstripe @Speedstripe

      Agreed. Pretty classy.

    • Steven B

      this is my fav one, so awesome

    • Skermitt

      This is the best for sure.

  • Ron Burgundy

    This is the white-trashiest thing I have ever seen… #22

    • thedude325

      "You mean to tell me that you're so ingrained with white trash DNA, that your facial hair grows in on it's own all white trashy like that?"

    • Esimon311

      We call it "Whit trash beautiful "

    • Steve

      "So, because you're pregnant, take your shirt off. I'll do the same and then I'll grab your ass. It's going to be great"! "What do you think Mom?" Mom-"I can't talk right now. You're both so beautiful"

    • daveh873

      Not to shock anyone, but they're from the south (Louisiana to be more specific).

    • Lex

      the worst part is she's actually not bad lookin, but that dude? bein with him makes her a 2 instead of a 6 or 7

    • http://twitter.com/Speedstripe @Speedstripe

      Technically, its one of the nicest photo's here. Catch light, soft focus, Garden of Eden trailer park theme…

    • Not Conviced

      I'm pretty sure they're lesbians. No way that's a dude

    • Always Last

      Just add some more tatts and that's exactly what all you trendy tatt folk will be looking like. Throw some on her and you get the same effect for the ladies….Gramma, why is your skin all blue and red like that?

  • Head Chef

    Class! #24 you can't act that!

    • banananah

      but then again, you can intentionally put yourself in such situation, so the photographer can take some photos of you intentionally getting surprised by a water splash. Most of those photos is just cheap art.

    • fed

      Surprise buttsex!

    • Kyle

      It at least shows a sense of humor, unlike the hideously bad taste of almost all the rest of these.

  • liquify

    #22….come my lady, come come my lady, your my butterfly….

    • nice

      If I could give a thousand thumbs up to this, I would.

      • andfukyamoms

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

      • liquify

        It was the first thing to pop into my head when I saw it…

    • Kodos

      … and bring me a packa Winstons and a Coors lite, willya?

    • Jones

      That song actually came to my head more for the overly tan creepy douche in #21.

      • liquify

        something changed because that was picture 21…dammit all to hell!!!

  • nope

    none of these pics say anything about engagement to me…

  • twoedges

    They all seem legit, especially #19.

    • ahhh

      should be in photoshop fail…

  • Tower minion

    Are only fat people Gettin married these days?
    Is the shirtless pasty and unfit look a new thing?

  • pokepoke

    #22 oh god they are breeding

    • domo arigato

      needed a laugh, thx poke-

  • tv_paul

    #20

    "Obi-Douche Kanobody, your my only hope"

    • NateyTheGreaty

      You're*

  • Cal

    #14 Super Fly…….FOOL!!!

    • Steve

      I think it's "Supa". Get with it man.

  • Dunny_

    Not sure what the problem is with #19…

    • blow me hootie

      nothing wrong wit those tittays-

    • ThatGuy

      They are happy and I am lonely and miserable. That is what is wrong with it 😡

  • reaperMEDIC

    #9 I'm gonna get that bitch some parking meters, bitches love parking meters.

  • SDCableGuy

    #13 is pre-rape sexual harrasment

    • EvilRoySlade

      or as the old english call it "forcey fun time"

      • hello please

        moRon

    • andfukyamoms

      "listen woman, there's no reason we have to turn this rape into a murder"

    • RedRuby131

      I think they are doing a scene from twilight…

  • The Truth

    Awkward

  • tv_paul

    #1

    Is this a scene from the sequel to "Billy Madison"

    • http://twitter.com/Speedstripe @Speedstripe

      She looks upset because perhaps she made bad life choices and perhaps thinks that this 'classy guy' is the best she's going to get.

  • http://theoakconclave.blogspot.com/ Apteronotus

    #27 has me really excited for Game of Thrones season 3.

    • Dick Salad

      Rob dies

      • Dick Salad

        Haha suck it thumb downers, gets killed at the red wedding by the Freys.

  • wait-what?

    Entire post full of WTF?

  • organix85

    #19 That's a high quality position… they're doing it right.

    • Photoguy11

      NO they are not doing it right. A professional if he HAD to make that exposure would have used a high f-stop and a short lens to make sure she was as tack sharp as he is. So it is very much done incorrectly and it looks terrible.

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