A few secret passageways that I could use to help hide my pog collection (31 Photos)

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  • dickbag

    ha first bitches………

    • kokoko

      yes you are… nice

    • bobby

      you da man, dawg!

    • Piggles

      I bet your boyfriend is annoyed when you say that too. nothing worse than a gay man coming too quick.

      • Mike Ox

        lol good one!

  • MattKL

    #21 Need this, it's quite cool.

    • johnnysixtoes

      This reminds me of the game Wolfenstein

    • mojo77

      That one is badass indeed!

  • CoLNo1

    All very cool, but how do I build a Bat-cave to go with it?

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Put.The Candle.Back!

  • RandomTask09

    'Pog collection'? … you misspelled Porn.

    • thedude325

      You misspelled dead hookers…uhhh I mean family heirlooms…

  • Trav1121

    Every home needs one of these. I would want one in the bathroom that led to a beer fridge and lounge area that my wife didn't know about! It would be awesome to enter the bathroom sober and leave drunk as hell. Haha

  • annoyed

    how about you get rid of the fuckin advertisement bars. so annoying hatd to keep calm

    • Jake

      Ad Blocker?

  • Akzombie

    Sweet, banner adds still suck though especially on phone.

    • Dave L

      To remove, click the X. Least thats how I do it on my phone.

  • spicticus

    #12 Narnia isn't as snowy or wooded as I imagined…

    • longshot421

      Damn it, that's pretty much what I was going to say. 😉

    • Underbaker

      Looks like the Witch killed and stuffed them all. (Narnia – my first thought to)

    • karl

      rape closet

  • Hugh

    #4 That door looks like a door…

    • Dave

      Judging by how thick it is, I'd say there's probably a cabinet inside it.

  • reeface

    given half a chance, there would be no visible doors in my house

  • https://www.facebook.com/pages/Yowcy/111830068899146 Lilia Marquez

    Some of these are pretty coo but a couple…. yes, sure lets make a super secret cramped up closet…. Also a couple are pretty obvious as well… Not hating at all but just because you have money doesn't mean you should make a secret door for every room… especially not a janitors closet

  • givethedjabj

    Fritzl would be proud

  • marcus

    *insert narnia joke here*

  • marcus

    i tried. i failed.

  • Motofoxe

    #24 Scooby-Doo! Where are you?!

  • fucknads

    fuck these pop up ads! You're losing me, Chive

  • aciekay

    note to self: purchase secret passageway for future zombie-proof home…just for fun.

  • Jaimie

    #24 how Indiana Jones of them

  • http://twitter.com/mizdictator @mizdictator

    Another awesome idea to design into my dream house, thanks Chive. 😀

  • http://twitter.com/93Vector @93Vector

    Probably the most original, and least accessible of all these ideas. Even if you knew it was a secret doorway, you're SOL without the remote to open it.

    • StaticFX

      what if you were down below… and forgot the remote? or someone was on the stairs when you triggered it… or.. what if they got stuck up and the only bathroom was up there when taco bell hits!???

      • Si1entStatic

        so A: you deserved to get stuck if you can't remember the remote.
        B: they would probably crap themselves and
        C: guess there's more than one person who filled their pants…………

  • FiddyKing

    Now I know where my next growroom will be located!

  • Andy Valentine

    Things that they were probably designed for:
    Panic rooms
    Safe house
    Kids room (so they're safe from baddies and so they think you're a badass parent)

    Things they are probably used for:
    Man cave
    Porn store
    Sex dungeon

    • Si1entStatic

      especially #4. I would use that to hide my porn. although that safe is a little small.

  • http://twitter.com/Thedude_1620 @Thedude_1620

    brought to you by the high priced drug dealers. my uncles escape route was a hole in the wall behind a huge picture

  • LucretiusCarus

    #14 And you thought I was a shitty piece of IKEA furniture. You lose again.

    And some of these are probably fairly obvious–the rooms they hide are quite large and I'd imagine you would notice that the room you're in is smaller than it should be.

  • Nikki

    Chive, the banner ads are quite annoying. my pleasure in scrolling is diminishing.

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