• iinferno2010

    besides being absolutely adorable, that would get annoying quick and I would shopping for a gold fish

    • Cantaloupe

      I'd remove the door stop; I don't like shopping.

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  • Polo

    Wait, how did I get on TheBerry?

    • Sturve

      I think you meant reddit

    • guest


      • Kelsey

        good thing you wrote this, or else we might not have know you laughed.

  • Dan


    • Cecil

      I hope that your mother sets you fire.
      I will promptly piss the word "First" into your ashes.

  • st33

    I would rip that door stopper off so damn fast!

    • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

      Why ruin a perfectly good door when you can just cut off all it's paws?

    • 650

      Retard needs to attach it to the wall instead. Unless he thinks waking up that early is fucking "cute"

  • http://theChive.com YEMX

    Still laughing

  • m0j0

    Thats nothing, my cat jumps up to the door handle, hangs on it till it moves down and the door opens..

    Some of the rooms we dont want the cat to be in we actually moved the door handle so it faces up.

    • spydermonkey

      Sounds like a job for a knob.

    • Alan

      Hey one upper guy!

    • negative nancy

      try using a comma.

  • good god

    cats suck…shot that fuckin thing or use it for Musky bait

    • negative nancy


    • ChiveMaster

      You suck. Shoot yourself.

  • dkassa

    How the hell would this be an alarm clock?

    • Habsy

      You could sleep threw that?

      • chucklesclown

        I sleep threw a perfect game in the World Series once when I was 6.

        • LMFAO

          I see what you did there…

      • Spelling Police


  • Skymoney

    i wonder why this guy's single…

    • Catman

      Yeah bro. I didn't see the ring on his finger either…

    • Trav1121

      I sure hope he isn't single. What kinda self respecting man names an animal 'Boo'? There has to be a woman involved. Mother, maybe?

      • Kashiim

        Naming a cat after Boo Radley has plenty of self respect in it.

  • Shat_Thrice

    That's the funniest goddamn thing I've ever seen. Cats still suck though.

    • StupidFresh84

      Agreed, I typically hate anything cat related. But that was pretty good.

  • Jammy

    I'd get a dog to solve that problem.

  • Bud

    5:00AM huh? Day one, yelled at. Day two, drown.

    • cat hater

      Day 3…Musky bait.

      • mustache

        day 4 – pet musky

  • Halo

    Forever alone….


    And weekends? That sure sucks

  • SimonDPieman

    it's no blowjob alarm

  • Charlie

    I have the same thing. My cat scratches at my door around 6 am every day.

    • shitfaced

      Cool story bro.

    • Bud

      Guys should have 0 cat stories

  • http://twitter.com/mattdwilson1984 @mattdwilson1984

    What the fuck did he say at the end? Sounded pretty weird.

    • Trav1121

      This whole thing is weird… orange cat named 'Boo', sleeping with the door closed, no females in the video… Something ain't right here, man…

    • Trustworthy Internet

      Hey mattdwilson1984, what's your full name including middle initial, and what year were you born? Just curious.

  • tommytwotime

    hahaha! man this is such a cat thing to do. My cat all the sudden decides to practice circus routines 10 minutes after i go to bed.

  • Brian

    Fuggin cat's gotta go.

  • amykayyy

    That would get old reeeeal quick.

  • http://twitter.com/bgabrielson @bgabrielson

    Aren't you all so masculine. Cats Suck, Drown it, Derp. o.0

    • Cecil

      What do you expect, very few them have any idea what masculine is. They were taught by their man hating feminist mothers and neuters fathers.

      • wut

        yes so many life lessons from our neuters fathers

  • faqxcg

    not even funny… there was a million ways to stop this situation

  • bfruge2k

    God cats are so freaking awful. I would kick that cat so hard to activate snooze.

    • Brudge

      You: "Quick! Comment on how I don't like cats so no one finds out I'm gay!"

      • felyrose

        makes him sound more cruel and sadistic than anything 😦

      • Brennan

        You: "Oh man, I better take my fingers out of my ass so I can type this message to some stranger on the Internet".
        Me: "What the??"
        You: "Oh boy, that was fun! Guess I'll go dig through my cat's litter box for "treasure nuggets" to have for dinner".

        Eat shit and die troll. Literally.

  • marcusgeorge
    • Habsy

      MMMMMM Bacon flavoured cat

  • Ekajevans

    How would buyin a cat be cheaper than an alarm clock? Last time I checked, a month's worth of cat food is more than an alarm clock. I think I'll stick to Mudvayne's Happy? waking me up; I'd choose that over a springy door stopper any day. Lol

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