What’s more American than food on a stick? (22 Photos)

  • ha!


    • nick

      you are a meatball #11

      • Bob

        Negative, I am a meat Popsicle.

        • Johnny K.

          Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.

    • Dr. Evil


  • white mike

    salad rofl!!!

    • chicago_animal

      Not funny at all. You must have also think Dane Cook is funny.

  • John


  • joey

    3 aint pizza….

    • Kris

      What are they? Almost look like little cinnamon rolls with bacon in them to me.

    • http://twitter.com/Z_Triple_T @Z_Triple_T


  • Brad

    I would do bad bad things to #14

    • Bubba

      not so american…

    • J-Z

      If by bad you mean eat then yes

  • whyme1973

    #23 Bacon always wins.

    • KyleGamgee

      Bacon IS a stick. Winner.

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #15 just…. why? and more so, how do you eat this?

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Why not?

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        Cuz diabetes.

        That and the stick seems useless past the first bite.

        • saltygary

          Diabetes is obtained from a high processed sugars diet. This kind of food would consistently raise your cholesterol and give someone heart disease.

          As someone that enjoys carni food on occasion, a fried cheeseburger is just stupid. Corndogs, fried orios, are cool. That potato tornado, I would definitely give it a shot. The fried cheeseburger is probably sponsored by lipitor.

          • Johnny K.

            Because those fried Oreos and Corndogs are doing your arteries a HUGE favor… Dink…

            • saltygary

              Dink, haven't been called that since 6th grade. You can do better.

              All in moderation my friend.

          • Optimus_prime

            Consuming a high amount of sugar isn't the only way to get diabetes. Type 1 is an autoimmune disease= your beta cells aren't making insulin period. Type 2 is mostly caused by obesity = beta cells are not responding to insulin.

            • JDB85

              Yep, Type 1 right here…. All of these things make me think Coma…

            • saltygary

              Yes absolutely. I was just trying to not get in the weeds and just wanted to say that fats aren't the relation to diabeetus.

        • Ned_Plimpton

          Any food is ok in moderation, but I agree with you the stick is pointless.

    • CaptainInsano

      Undoubtedly this will dance in my mind all day long

    • obviously

      with your mouth and a healthcare plan

  • BigPup

    #4 couple scotch eggs and a pint of hard cider makes me a happy camper…

    • Ned_Plimpton


    • T Bags


    • mhm

      They're amazing

    • Mmm_Beer

      I had never heard of scotch eggs so googled them. AWESOME!

  • drewdeze

    you had me at food

  • First


    • http://www.facebook.com/amgerbozy Anna Gerbozy


      • rando

        miserable fail.

      • witt

        You people are so dumb.

  • Oltimey

    Chive y u put bacon #23 that too far down!!!

  • Ned_Plimpton

    You had me at potato tornado.

    • T Bags

      Decent play on a Swanson classic.

  • S L

    No wonder yanks are so morbidly obese.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1823492558 Brad Nelms

      Don't be mad Englishman. The entire world knows english food blows. The Germans should have dropped cookbooks on you people instead of bombs.

      • nick

        you people??

    • the dude abides

      What a stupid fucking comment. Only an ignorant ass foreigner would equate seldomly eaten carnival food to a generalization like that. Go to the dentist and then fuck yourself. I've been to Britain, y'all ain't no skinny people, that's for damn sure. Get off your fucking high horse.

      • Johnny K.

        Although I find your comment absolutely hilarious, the limey Englishman has a point; even though he made it in the most douchey manner possible…

        If you put it on a stick, beer batter it and fry it, it will get eaten… Without question…

        To the greatest country in the world!!! 'Merica, Fuck Yeah!!!

    • Mmm_Beer

      Go fuck yourself, you limey bastard.

    • Equinox029

      Actually bulls are color blind, thus can not see the color red. Shows what you know.

    • bob

      What's more American than food on a stick? FAT.. SIMPLY FAT!!!

      • davo

        wait wait I know! Overweight religious nuts who are ignorant of the rest of the world! I Win!

    • bdg

      We beat your sorry asses!

  • Hunter X

    Sorry, but the Asians win with 'bugs and lizards' on a stick.

    • Rick_

      Gross maybe, but not nearly as unhealthy

  • RatedR401

    I've died and gone to food heaven

  • st33

    #3 FTW

  • Babs

    "you know what kinds of foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind!" -SB

  • Jamie

    Merica !!! This is why the world hates you!!!

    • Babs

      We hate you too.

      • Guest

        at least we aren't France

    • Gabe

      In the words of many great 'mericans "FTW"

      • Nick

        You have done a great job of that.

    • akabobo

      Jamie, this is why? The world hates us because we put foods on a stick? There are so many other more legitimate reasons, but food on a stick is what is pissing off the world? Maybe Americans are so jingoistic because other people hate us for retarded reasons.

    • DDD

      There are restaurants in the Orient whose whole menus are Eating things on sticks…….. Try eating Szechuan sometime…

    • SadeShadz

      Oh, you meant to say, this is why the world loves you!

    • BlameTheUFOs

      No the world hates us because fuck you. 😀

  • aj kulish

    what ever happened to corn dogs?

    • Bullet knuts

      Look again at #22.

      • aj kulish

        thats a fried cheeseburger

        • Underbaker

          Looks like a corn dog to me, I think they labeled it wrong. Now #15 does look like a fried cheeseburger.

  • Logicyup

    Go to china, especially the back allies if ya wanna find some food on a stick,although most of it is crazy, still very good.Although food on a stick is probably the best reason to go to any fair in America.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Posting this two hours before lunch is just cruel.

  • Jeff

    The sexy Chivettes!

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      on a stick? XD

  • CC Josh

    and we wonder why we are fat….

    • amplidudes

      HAHA! Nailed it!

    • Anon

      being fat is a lifestyle choice. 'Merica is awesome because we have that choice. Let the rest of the world be jealous. F*ck 'em. We'll be waiting to save their asses again at the next World War.

      • diggler

        Everyone has the choice to be fat….not just americans. And noone is jealous of americans…except other americans.

        • mick0311

          How many people are immigrating to your shit country? Weight is a sign of how well a country is doing, there have been plenty of studies that show this. When your poor are fat, you are doing alright. lol

    • Fatty

      No one wonders.. we all know and just don't give a shit!

      • jake

        preach on, Fatty!

  • Jack

    Whats more American than food on a stick? Friendly fire… Next question!

    • Pokepoke

      Looking at the downvotes, Patriotism is also as American as food on a stick…

      • Truth

        So is sense of humour failure it seems.

      • OrgazoidHD

        yep, unquestioning patriotism is certainly an American trait. Oh, that's not a good thing by the way.

    • diggler

      He's right though….truth hurts, doesnt it

    • BlameTheUFOs

      What’s more American than food on a stick? Beating Canada at the only sport they are good at.. Hockey. USA 5 Canada 3.. I rubbed my balls on the cup, so they next time a Canadian kisses it….

      The bible says we can own slaves from neighboring nations. That means we can own Canadian slaves, although I think a Mexican would out work them any day.

    • Kodos

      senseless fuckwit

  • Jezdezpez

    Now I am hungry 😦

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