Welcome back to the friend zone (23 Photos)


    #15 This is weird

    • Dude Imbibes

      Yeah I'm missing something cause I don't get it.

      • Dude Imbibes

        I mean is the guy trying to pull her away from making a huge mistake with the wrong guy?
        Is the guy in the hoodie really a mannequin?
        Is this an "over the clothes 3 way"?
        Needs captions or something

      • :-p

        It's sadly obvious to me- pathetic guy is lifting up friendzone (level infinity) so she can better kiss her drunk-douche boyfriend.

    • Craigery

      Maybe they were just goofing around? Why does everybody try to read something else into it?

      • dyl

        friend zone? or is she bout to get tag teamed?

        • Dingle

          She's clearly a super-slut, and about to get steam rolled.

    • drea619

      more like slutzone 9000

      • The Foley

        Could also be the greatest wing man ever.

    • huh.

      The girl's boyfriend is too tall for her so the friend lifts her up.


  • BabyFart Magizax

    #4 its over 9000!!!!!

    • Juiol

      I realize this is a website for fun, I'm here to have a laugh and look at slutty chicks. But I swear this picture makes me sad and depressed. Just look at him!

      • kev

        Doesn't matter…vagina touching head!

        • its_forge

          Yeah "Don't care, had labia pressed to back of neck" or "Don't care, had head between thighs"

    • aitius

      Yep, that was the joke

    • Clabra23

      That's IMPOSSSSIBLEEEE!!!!

    • FagLover

      To get out of the friendzone, just turn around and start MUNCHIN!

  • deleted6943235

    #6 I always thought Little Mermaid was hot

    • Mr. H

      hence my fetish with redheads…

      • weft

        and children – freak

        • tralfaz

          and fish

          • poop

            and poop

        • its_forge

          Ariel was 18.

          • blueberry

            Try again. She was 16.

            • its_forge

              Nnnnnnnnno, I just watched this movie a few weeks ago with my granddaughter, the big celebration at the beginning of the film is Ariel's 18th birthday party.

    • Lisa

      Here. I hate posting links on thechive, it smacks of advertising. But this link is to thechive. 😉 It won't imbed like a normal youtube so you'll have to copy paste, but it's funny as hell. Enjoy.

      • majorfathead

        I almost pissed myself laughing

    • its_forge

      The artists managed to draw her little shell-covered cupcakes very attractively.

  • StickyWickets

    #2 Hoverfist?

    • Bud

      Woah woah woah…. I think we are taking this one a little out of context. Maybe the colts just beat the cowboys and he is getting ready to punch her in the boob.

      • TeddyP

        nope I checked its hoverfist

  • MattKL

    #16 FTW

    • Tomx569

      It's all in the negotiations

  • ThatGuy


    The look says it all. I get the impression is going to be glum quite often in his life.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I know how he feels. I practically live in the friend zone.

      • Chicago Sean

        But you're a fireman! You are the epitome of what chicks dig- bravery, heroism, man in uniform… What the fuck happened?

      • Tomx569

        I remain blissfully unaware of the friend zone, it leads to some interestingly awkward situations.

  • FuckUSD


    He is a queer anyways..

    • Hacobo


      • drea619

        My thoughts as well..

        • Tom

          Yep, nothing says "pimp" like the grammar police.

    • will

      exactly – so it's not a mark of shame. #2 on the other hand…

    • Not Clark Gable

      Both of these fuckers are in the friend zone. She made a cake and he put on a shirt and tie

  • Happy Canuk

    The biggest collection of pussies I've ever seen!

    • hello please


    • Luongo

      You seen our team? Thank God for Schneider

    • chicago_animal

      Yeah all they need are Chive shirts.

  • ThatGuy

    #10 Well she's about to shoot her pet. More like quarryzoned.

  • whosyopapi

    #16 This guy is my hero

    • Dude Imbibes

      He's the Disney version of Duckie from Pretty in Pink

    • Guest

      I don't always leave comments, but when I do, they are for this guy.

      • Tomx569

        I don't always reply to comments, but when I do, I make it slightly annoying.

  • Dude Imbibes

    #1 I think the guy is in the "Book of Mormon" cast

  • TubularTom

    This sickens me.

  • Tom

    Maybe he gets all the side benefits.

    • HatBomb

      I'm not worried about Joseph Gordon-Levitt, he can afford to be in the friend zone with her, he has super models to bang.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      maybe he realizes that dating that annoying pixie would be mind numbingly irritating. yeah, she's cute but….

    • guest

      Probably. Seeing how she divorced her husband.

    • http://twitter.com/NickArts323 @NickArts323

      Did you ever think that he might be gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    • FagLover

      You don't fuck crazy.

      • its_forge

        Oh yes you do and it fucks you so hard you think you're going to shoot major organs out your penis. But you DON'T give crazy your phone number, your car keys or your wallet.

  • vindi


    • Captain Obvious

      It's not her fault; nature's way of ensuring the weak do not spread their seed.

      • Ted Brogan

        Well i have lost hope now

  • hark1985

    #1 and your best friend will do her tonight.

    • He appears...

      …to be the type of cat that would rather date her brother.

  • LucretiusCarus

    #3 I can't stand Zooey or her shitty voice. Those cotton commercials are like nails on a chalkboard.

    • Bob

      I can't stand you.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      her singing voice sounds like a muppet with down syndrome.

    • felyrose

      lol agreed.

      • LucretiusCarus

        At least someone did.

    • Chicago Sean

      The new iPhone commercial she is in makes her look like a typical needy and lazy celebrity. I find her sister to be equally unappealing. It may read like I'm an asshole but seriously, they need to go.

    • chicago_animal

      Zooey is hotter then all the attention whores that submit pics on this site.

    • its_forge

      I like Zooey's singing voice dammit. And her face. And her breasts.

      • LucretiusCarus

        I assume you like her voice because you're deaf.

  • hark1985

    #21 well see there is your problem…

    • fabio

      the most pathetic one

  • barney

    #6 true story

    • Jaives

      friendship be damned. boobs are boobs.

  • Bruins chiver

    #6 Kick his ass seabass

    • Jay

      Lololololol Sir u made my day with that one 🙂

  • organix85

    #2 Wow that pic looks awkward…

    • Bon_nie

      I'm sure he'd hug her properly but he probably doesn't want her to feel the boner.

  • 24th

    Twenty fourth!

    • Charles

      #24 makes no sense. When Eowyn meets Aragorn, his long-term, committed relationship with Arwen has been going on for about 50+ years. Furthermore, Aragorn and Arwen are all but officially engaged. As such, I do not understand why Eowyn is being defended. If Eowyn got what she wanted in this situation she would be a miserable, home-wrecking bitch who just put the Fellowship and its mission into jeopardy for two reasons. First, she would have given Elrond, Arwen's father, a good reason to stop supporting Aragorn. Second, she would have divided Aragorn mentally by giving him a reason to fear Elrond, who, incidentally, was his father figure.
      I conclude that if Eowyn had managed to get herself out of the friendzone, Middle Earth would have ended up suffering even more.

      • Charles

        Egad! I meant to write #22, not #24. Please take the above paragraph and apply its content to the 22nd picture, featuring Eowyn and Aragorn at Edoras.

      • Mike

        trying too hard

      • amrith777

        I agree with your argument.My condolences on your likely eternal friend-zoned state due to the fact that you made this argument so cogently.

  • Dave

    This is hideous!

  • q-tip

    #2 HoverARM

  • Takingbackcider

    #14 Poor Doug….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003203180457 Erin Young

    These dude should just stop being pussies

    • JOHN

      GOD DAMN FINALLY! Also I really want to do #22 to you.

      • JOHN

        Not the real JOHN. Just alias

    • Cecil

      Unlike women, men sometimes feel this thing called love. Most can't diminish their affections at will, and because they are weak and pathetic are rules by these feelings. Women knowingly and deliberately exploit this to use men in the friendzone. These females know they are probably hurting the guy, they know he cares and continue to drop subtle flirts to string them along. These little boys also know it's going no where, but choose to delude themselves instead of taking the hard road and accepting the truth, then having self respect. Double fail, but more so on the womens part.

      • JOHN

        I really hope you're just some kid in high school. I was in the same position myself dude. The world is not fair, and that is great news. Stop embarrassing our sex and be a man

    • Juiol

      That remark has to come from someone who has been fuckzoned many times.

    • SuperDanMan4290

      I concur with Miss. Young. Those guys need to NUT-UP!

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