LA Bear on the loose — call in the thunder (12 Photos)


  • BabyFarts Magizax

    #12 poor guy

    • saltygary

      It's a good thing. In NH if a bear kept going in someones yard, they would probably be turned into a nice rug.

      • Juggs_Gotcha

        new hampshire don't play that shit.

        • saltygary

          Live free or die you fucking bear.

    • Guest

      and he was never seen alive again… 😦

      • Findangle

        ^^^^^^^^^ You are an idiot!!

        • Randall

          Look at that sleepy fuck.

    • JHL1

      Damn nature, you hungry!

    • @NickDubzz

      All i could say was "Poor guy." only to scroll down and see that as the first comment. 🙂

  • echogeo

    I'm glad they didn't have to put him down.

    • Ned_Plimpton

      How did etcrr get on your account, man??

  • Luurtsy

    Zero fucks given. #3

    • mrjimmyos

      Not sure why, but I have a feeling this picture will become a meme

      • Brutal Deluxe

        And the feeling that that bathrobe came off the minute the cameras were pointed the other way

        • mrjimmyos

          Commence the swanky jazz music!

    • st33

      Laughed my ass off at your comment Luurtsy.

    • bearjew

      and the Dude certainly was a lazy man, quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles county

      • The_Dood

        Which'd place 'im high in the running for laziest worldwide…

    • GernBlansten

      It's LA. He was probably expecting a completely different kind of 'bear'.

    • Mr. H

      and zero nosejobs done.. #8

      • Craz

        Good god, no doubts that those three are related…

    • 16inchzipper

      Glad he dressed up for the occasion.

  • Cavok

    Isn't he cute? Don't you wanna punch is furry little cheeks and give him a hug? Well you shouldn't you fucking retard! That's I wild animal!! From the wild!

    • Cavok


      • zzzz


        • Dan


          • DaddyD


            • Emzilla

              …Fuck I love teamwork.

              • Deep South

                Can I lick your nipples?

                • Yeow

                  On a bear skin rug.

    • WTF


  • Jammy

    Things must be slow at TheChive

    • Bryan


  • Machew

    #3 that guy has no fucks left to give

    • beegirl

      Why is everyone wearing Black?

    • dub

      I don't often watch bears, but when I do, I wear a bear fur robe.

  • gmoney


    • zzzz


    • Bored as fuck

      I lol'd sir fuck the haters

    • Robert

      And bear goes nappytime. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

  • OrgazoidHD

    Why the big paws?

    • jimstarswagg


    • Brazzers

      How anyone thumbs that down is beyond me

  • BostonChiver.

    #5 One for the bear…one for my partner behind me.

    • Master_Rahl

      that dude looks mighty intense. I think he needs some tranquilizers.

      • zaffab

        someones getting raped tonight

      • Si1entStatic

        or he has been tranq'd before by this guy and now has to keep an ever vigilant eye on this guy, and also not to let him get behind………..

  • Web2992

    #6 "Chill th fuck out, I got this shit.I saw this on an episode of Adam 12."

  • BigPup

    #7 I like you man…. but you're craaazzzyyyy ***hello darkness my old friennnnnd (plays in the background)***

    • Bhodi

      You got a fucking dart in your neck!

      • Ian

        Haaaappppyyyy Biiiiirrrrthhhhddaaayyyy toooo yooouuuuuuuu.

    • Scaggnettii


      • Buckeye

        You better pull that shit out man. That shit is not cool.

        Wait. What? Pull what out?

        • Johnny K.

          You're crazy….

  • Winston

    i've come to talk with you again………….

  • BostonChiver.

    #12 looks like he's comfy….if only authorities treated me so well when I was passed out in public.

    • zzzz

      Imagine if you were black

    • reaperMEDIC

      #12 And tranquilizer wears off in 5… 4…. 3… 2…. Hahahaha

    • NFTG

      or post your photo in front of the port-a-potties after you lost your clothes …

  • Joseph M

    #12 Sooo…. You got wasted last night?

    • Ian

      I'm smelling a repost.

    • F3n1x187

      *****Bear edition

    • patov40

      Well played Joseph M. Well played. B-)

  • organix85

    Is this that same story that happened like a week ago where the guy almost walked into the bear while he was texting?

    • organix85

      • EZE

        That video could have gone in so many incredible directions.

      • Lou

        That would have been shitty…"so yeah I was in the middle of sending this text when I accidentally walked into a bear"

      • Emzilla

        I LOL'd so hard. That dude just shit his pants, man.

  • mike

    #8 look at them beaks

    • Minnesota Brown

      "Hello, is this PETA?"

    • flatlander

      my thought exactly.

      You think if little sister gets a nose job, big sister and mom will too?

  • Jordan

    Surprised some asshole didn't shoot him with a gun..

    • Robert

      Remember, this is in California. They don't have bear killin guns there.

  • Head Chef

    It's like a freakin' Country Bear Jamberoo around here!

    • Dirty_Dingus


    • rsjem1979

      Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax.

  • kw1q51lv3r

    Oh, for crying out loud, it's just mass-produced meatballs. I say let the bear have his meatballs!

    • Plurp

      Maybe they left him a case so that when he woke up he'd have something to snack on while he figured out where the hell he was.

      • DDD

        You know he's coming back for more meatballs!! He ate a whole package, fell asleep, then woke up and was back at home……… "Were those magic meatballs? must have more! "

  • thetech2

    this shit happens when we take from them their land and their rights and cause them to starve in their natural habitat actually makes me sick

    • MattyDeuce

      Animals don't have rights because they are delicious.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        And they lack opposable thumbs. Seriously, fuck those things.

    • Dudorino

      Please, bears will wander and walk hundreds of miles. They're nomads, man. It's got nothing to do with land. Besides, I bet that house was there waaay before he was born!

    • Gabriella

      We'll be right behind you as you raze your house, quit your job, and live off the land in harmony with nature. No? Then STFU.

    • Irish2Ice

      You're LIVING & WORKING & EATING food from "their" land you fucktard.

  • 2hottiesbumpinuglies

    At least he got his high for today! 4/20 FOREVERRRRRR!!

  • Guse

    I hear they can smell menstruation.

    • dbp1211

      "Well that's just greeeat….You hear that Ed….Bears, now your putting the whole station in jeopardy"

  • iambigd42

    This happened close to my house. We had another bear last summer as well. The one last summer was scared out of her mind. Our neighbors two Boston Terriers chased her into a tree.

  • sjd99

    Poor guy. He found out about the chive and was just looking for a KCCO t-shirt

  • Trailer Ray

    beary interesting post, chive…

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