Naming your business is the first step to success (27 Photos)

  • whyme1973

    #6 #11 All I know is I want to open a line of credit.

    • Pit_Boss

      That is what I am saying. Threeway Express? Yes please!!!!!

      • 2Dogs

        all three images look male…

    • Meeg

      Hooker Cockram never fails to amuse me as I pull into IKEA across the road! 😀

    • lavmdmv

      i like the our reputation is building part lol

  • BabyFart Magizax

    Happy Monday Chivers/Chivettes

  • Hook

    #1 LMAO

    • Patriot

      At least they have protection. (notice the ADT security)

    • jules

      Isnt this a pub outside of london? I think I've been there before 🙂

      • jules

        come to think of it, I think there was a band playing that night too, called the topless bar maids. Sign out front read "come in and see the topless bar maids". I am sure that disappointed a few.

  • Seldi84

    #1 Ah the illustrious Cock Inn, owned by a woman called Linda Lykes. in the little town of Tillet, Herts. In England.
    Her address
    Lynda Lykes,
    The Cock Inn

    True story.

    • rae

      that one in the photo is actually in st albans, herts.

    • Graeme Fox

      Think that's The Cock Inn in St Albans. The full name is even better.

    • winfields

      better than the usual stuff I read on the comments page, nice work Seldi84

    • South of the south

      You seem to know a little too much about COCKS

    • Max_Power

      Well it's seems some people don't quite get the joke…

    • SadeShadz


  • total derp

    #12 Seems legit…

    • Joel McHale

      Is legit, it's in the next town over from mine….

      • Sven

        I have that same picture. That place is right across the street from a fish & chip shop.

    • South of the south

      No dentist for miles I bet.


    #22 do they have a drive thru?

    • Maj Werdinstan

      This was photoshopped. I used to live near there and it's called Fussy Cleaners.

      • lavmdmv

        dammit i was gunna recommend that to a few ppl

  • bob_the_cook

    Second only to location, in the success of a business is it's name.

    Some are clever, most are really stupid.

    • Shirley

      Yes, names can be impressive. BOB_THE_COOK

  • chairman

    #2 #21 Seems Legit….

    • shitfaced


      I just called unlimited erections. The way the guy answers the phone and the emphasis that he puts on the word 'erections' is totally worth it. Give him a call.

    • Lorcan

      Vagina Tandoori is Shopped, it shoul be Nagina Tandoori, is closed now though

  • Martin_McFly

    #17 We need to Find her – for she is truly excited about "Cafe Penis"

  • John Trolliano


  • MigraineBoy

    #3 Shitty food, but the service is great.

    • South of the south

      I bet food tastes like poo and is served by trannies.


    #27 Truth in advertising

    • Taco Lover

      Except that it says fast and not fart!


        YOU DON'T SAY?!?!?!

        • Taco Lover

          I did say. See it. It's right above your post.

          • REVOLVER_KAZ

            you're a fucking idiot.

    • st33

      lmao @ this string of comments.

    • chickenQuesadilla

      I used to work right across the street from there…. Santa Monica, CA

  • chairman

    #23 that must be one hell of a pizza…I wonder what they put in it

    • Habsy

      Ummm anchovies….Ya that's what gives it that salty taste….anchovies

      • Anthony

        if you are insinuating what i think you are. how do you that it's salty?

    • Cut

      It is really good, its a Pizza Chain in San Francisco, and I eat there quite often.

    • skor1img

      berkeley nor-cal

    • Chort

      They never fake it.

    • EHowe

      Awesome pizza in NorCal- my favorite is the girl from ipanema

  • LucretiusCarus

    #14 I was convinced this was 'shopped until I googled it. wtf.

    • Ryan

      It's a legit company though. I've used their bearings in my car.

    • Phil

      I ordered some bearings for my old VW, I was shocked to see the box they came in from this company.

      • Ludeman

        Same here for my '57.

    • Jared

      Its Legit.

      We used a lot of FAG bearings in the oilfield.

    • RCT

      Stratford, Ontario Drive by it a lot in the summer.

    • wtf

      company is 120 years old …

    • Robin Denison

      I used to be the lead electrician on the automotive side…..It is real…( In Joplin, MO….the town that was devastated by the tornado last May 22nd. Yes I went thru it)

      • ROCKT

        guess Joplin, MO must be there head office, cause there is one in ontario here as well. who knew?

    • Faleighsha

      My dad worked there when inwas little. Used to tell me of people getting fired if they called it "fag" instead of the real name. "F.A.G." but he also made up a lot of stories. Also I think it started as a company in Germany that had no idea of the negative connotation in America.

    • South of the south

      It's not the name of the company on the box but the adressee. Bunch of Fags orgering bearings.

  • MattyDeuce

    #12 I feel like confessional would get a bit awkward?

  • Wet_tosti

    #21 hold the sour cream!

    • LucretiusCarus

      You ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?

  • tv_paul

    liquor up front
    Poker in the back

    old jokes never die

    • HUH?

      its "poker in the REAR". do i have to do ALL the work?

      • tv_paul

        We just took a vote and the answer is yes, yes you do.

  • etcrr 129p

    ALL of these describe me !

    • Jawbone

      I didn't see "Raging Cocksucker" on any of those signs.

  • lackofabetter

    Ill have 2 large fart tacos to go please! Then I will head over to the poo-ping palace

    • Not NotBob

      If you look closer, #27 actually says "fast" tacos.

      • Not NotBob

        Actually, actually, it says "Fast Taco". Someone edited my post completely without my knowledge and added an "s".

  • ChasingWavesNC

    #1 ADT now provides security for THE COCK. What's next?

  • Julie

    #11 where is this business, i know a few friends who could use its services

  • tv_paul

    #12 I wouldn't go to confession in this joint.

    • making a scene

      As Louis C.K. says, there's no greater test of a man's faith in the unknown than man's willingness to use glory holes…

      • tv_paul

        Louis funny man. I like his new show but I loved "Lucky Louie" on HBO.

  • echogeo

    No wonder why she's jumping for joy.

    • TomatoTipper

      There is a place in Panama City Beach called Dirty Dicks, their slogan is "I got my crabs from Dirty Dicks".
      Great seafood though.

  • BritBerrier

    I drove past #7 soooo many times when I was a kid….never noticed it…

    • drew250

      My family stayed at Sandy Balls for a week when I was young. We had to go to the local hospital three times in one week, but that's another story….

    • Pete

      Sandy Balls is just down from me. Great place to bring the kids!


  • DB Conor

    #17 I want to meet that girl. Look how excited she is!

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