Chiver trolls Katy Perry look-a-like contest, meets Katy Perry (12 Photos)

When Midshipman and Chiver Mitchell Kempisty saw that the Naval Academy was holding a Katy Perry look-a-like contest, the window for trolling was left wide open. The winner of the competition would go on to meet Katy Perry at a special concert she was performing for the Naval Academy, submissions began rolling in. Kempisty and a couple of buddies snapped a few glamour shots recreating Perry's One of the Boys album cover. The results were uncanny, an emasculated doppelganger of Perry herself.

However, compared to the other submissions, Kempisty's competition would be a tough road to victory, that is, unless he could get the Chivers to help him win.

Give Mitch a high five on twitter.

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #12 FTW Katy Perry is smokin'

    • Clay

      Epic Win

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    • Heidi

      And take note, no hover hand FTW! ๐Ÿ™‚ Good job guys!

      • KyleGamgee

        Hover thumb! #12

        Just kidding.

    • homoerotic

      the chive should do a whole post on tanner beasley… the midshipman who kissed that smokin' piece of ass. he is a gentleman and a scholar if i've ever met one

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #11 SJU succcch a smoke show

    • Chris

      Such a good phrase. +1 though

    • N8orius

      No hover hands there. Good man!

    • Yessirr

      Is it just me or did Sarah Jean Underwood just steal this entire post?

    • Mattman

      This would have been the real highlight for me. Forget Katy Perry. Sara Jean Underboob is way hotter, cuter, and I bet way more fun too.

  • College Dave

    Dude that is fucking hilarious!! Good work.

  • EastCoastChiver

    Well played sir.

  • Gee 2

    Awesome! Congratulations! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Bob Phillipp

    Flawless….victory. Way to go, Mitchell!

  • Senor

    #1 #12 Trolling Level: Katy Perry

    • DrROBOTO

      actually a dude? You don't say!?

  • Douglas

    HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Good work.

  • Oltimey

    KCCO – level 1000. Way to go

  • Bomman

    the power of theChive! KCCO!

  • m.c.

    this guy just won the internet… Chive on! Also SJU. HFS!

  • Macro


    No hover hand. Well done.

    • thom

      Just a hover thumb by the tall dude.

    • Mike Beckman

      Bravo…. BRAVO!!!

  • Mark

    I feel like it should definitely become story time.

  • LucretiusCarus

    And to think most Chivers usually bust on trolls…

  • NEchivette

    LOVE IT!! Congrats! KC&CO

    • Ned_Plimpton

      I love your breasts. Just sayin'

      • NEchivette


    • Clay
      • NEchivette

        well thank you very much lol ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Mitch

      lol you knew that was the response you were gonna get ^_^

    • Mitch

      and also thank you!

    • Trav1121

      A wonderful cross between Rachel from 'Glee' and a lovely girl I used to work with. KCCO, NE! ๐Ÿ™‚

  • MOAR

    #11 Not even close to a hover hand. Well done.

    • @mdhmdhmdh

      Hover thumb….couldn't fully commit.

  • mid13

    Hahahaha. Congrats Mitch!

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #3 I wish I could be Russell Brand's memory for 5 minutes.

    • Tuff Guy

      Or Katie Upton's tampon

      • Ned_Plimpton

        Lol… You need help man.

      • Peter Griffin

        Wonder twins power… activate!

    • tv_paul

      With the amount of drugs he's done in his life I doubt he can remember any more than 5 minutes.BTW why is Capt Jack Sparrow molesting one of the Housewives of New Jersey?

  • Denmother

    Nailed It!

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #11 #12

    Well played sailor…….well played

  • Jdub ottawa

    I would dress up like katey perry to meet Sara Jean underwood as well!!!!! Wait, what…. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • ry guy

    he'll be thinking about those ta-tas on those long months out at sea…

  • BOCO_Kid

    LOVE IT!!!

  • ChestRockwell

    Katy had some BEWBS!!!! Some if the best!

  • tv_paul


    Looks like he has "Chesticles"

    Seriously, congrats on the win, you deserved it!

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