Did your lip tattoo come with a free bottle of crazy pills? (31 photos)

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  • beep

    first

    • Underbaker

      Indeed you are, congratulations. So what is your goal in life now?

      • itsMurda

        "i wouldn't kiss her Clark, she's got some kinda lip fungus that ain't been identified" – Cousin Eddie #23

    • Dr. Evil

      One billionth! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • Rubik5cube

    Derp Face is Derp!

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    damn hipsters

    • MylesofStyles

      I don't know if #5 is a hipster, but dude really needs to brush his teeth and clean his nasty hands before touching his mouth.

  • Monte Chiver

    #29 please send maor pics. Is the dumpster clean?

    • liter of cola

      my kind of girl

      • Hunter X

        Yea, I'm in love.

      • Monte Chiver

        Mine too. Dirty girls need lovin just like the rest of em

    • Underbaker

      Much like a prostitute, you don't need to ask, just use a condom and pray none of the bad stuff gets through to you.

      • sadman

        A good rule of thumb is to never put your genitals in harms way. If you are praying to stop an STD, choose a deity that condones prostitution and reject personal responsibility. R.I.P. science.

        • Underbaker

          or one that will love you despite your bad choices.

    • Reese

      Its probably a dude… lmao

    • Soundpirate

      Trashy lip tattoos: you're doing it right.

    • AmBush_Steve

      Yeah, that one and #17. I'm sure your parents are so proud.

    • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

      What you don't know is she used photoshop to erase the mouth herpes

  • Scruff

    Gonna be fun explaining some of those to your kids….

    • Jeff

      The inside of your mouth is mucus membrane, not skin. The tattoo will fade quickly.

      • Matt

        I actually have one. The original tattoo fades 80% within a couple days, but you have to remember that something grows in its place, scar tissue. Once you touch up the scar tissue, you will hold a lot more. By the 3rd touch up, the scar tissue is thick enough to hold ink permanently.

        • Curly

          what in god's name would drive you to do something that dumb even?

          • Matt

            Lip tattoos are the least dumb tattoos if you ask me. It is the only place that I am the sole seer of if I choose.

            • luke

              if it's for you to see, why isn't it written backwards?

          • Scaggnettii

            arent you a boring closed minded asshat

    • http://twitter.com/jrkuy @jrkuy

      Wouldn't these eventually wear off? Inside of the mouth is always shedding and regrowing layers….

      • The_Dood

        So is the entire body…

      • Matt

        I actually have one. The original tattoo fades 80% within a couple days, but you have to remember that something grows in its place, scar tissue. Once you touch up the scar tissue, you will hold a lot more. By the 3rd touch up, the scar tissue is thick enough to hold ink permanently.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761237777 Jonathan Sears

        Yea. Most of them almost completely fade within 3-4 years because of it not being the best place for a tattoo with the teeth hitting it all the time and lack of actual skin to hold the ink in.

  • Brad

    I love knowing that there is many more job openings because of these people.

    • Dr. Fap

      When is the last time you were asked to show the inside of your lower lip during an interview?

      • Brad

        Do you think this is the only tattoo these people have? Do you think they have made other fucked up choices to which McDonald's even says, "I dunno about this person?"

        To answer your question, none that I can think of.

    • itsMurda

      i used to think the Exorcist was scary until this post.

    • Scaggnettii

      doesnt make any sense brad. if your asked to show the inside of your bottom lip at an interview your doing it wrong, dont KCCO actually go fuck yourself 🙂

    • Erin

      You shouldn't assume people can't get a good job based on their looks, one of them could most likely replace whatever spot you fill, based on your grammar "I love knowing that there is many more job openings because of these people."
      There are, not there is. Smartie.

  • phil

    #17 yeah, i guess i don't want to date a girl with "poop sex" tattooed on her lip

    • http://lehighdesigns.com usmc_chiver

      That can either be interpreted as a disgusting fetish… or an invitation to do dirty nasty things to this girl…

      • Monte Chiver

        I'm seein it as a definate plus. Have a couple shots and do nasty shit kinda girl. She ears a +3

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      She looks like a young kid….

  • Ut oh

    #20 I have a feeling theres a very fucked up story behind this one…

    • Paul

      ya rite…wow..would love to know.

  • joe

    #29 lets hook up

  • Rusty B

    #29 moar!!!

  • KyleGoldstein

    #29 recycling win

    • Bumhugs

      LOL!

  • Random

    Don't know about the rest of you but i'm totally grossed out…

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Me too.

    • Retired Navy

      Me Too. Didn't know Charlie Manson had so many kids! But hey, whatever floats your boat. I guess.

  • TN RDH

    #25

    I'm a hygienist so I feel obligated to tell you about your severe gingivitis.

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      Cheers to hygienist's

    • Hello

      But I don't see any red hair?

    • SpongeBob

      JELLY FISHING! JELLY FISHING!

    • Aye

      Periodontitis actually… mixed with a chronic case of stupiditis.

      • f0urd3gr33s

        Hard to prove it's perio without evidence of attachment loss, but I'd say it is pretty likely. Somebody needs an FMD stat. 😛

        Chive dentites ftw.

    • TheUChiver

      Good call, but I think that's the least of his problems.

    • celticsquid

      i was wondering how far down the comment list it would be til this one came up.

    • Wes

      I thought the same thing when i saw this…

    • socalmarti

      Just thinking about what that mouth smells like is making me gag….. I bet he'll feel ultra cool when he can take out his dentures to show off his lip tattoo……..

    • XOXO

      Meth mouth? Mouth Herpes? This is a gross mouth.

  • st33

    Your parents must be so proud
    #29

  • child138

    i wish there was a vanilla ice or MC hammer lip tap out there

  • Idius

    #4 Annnnd my soul has just been stolen

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      thats what I call pussy lips!

  • http://beerandstupidity.blogspot.com/ BeerAndStupidity

    Poopsex? Congratulations!

  • hark1985

    #17 classy

  • mipo2010

    Nothing but winners here baby!!!! Especially #29

  • jenner1185

    #29 Seriously???

  • spicticus

    #14 self fulfilling prophecy

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #17 I hope this was a drunken decision and not a sober one.

  • Billy2hats

    Why?

  • Verbal_Kint

    #29 FIND HER!

    • bob

      Its your mother!

      • Verbal_Kint

        That explains my oedipal complex…

  • McIrish

    #5 Eat or OB eaten? Is that German?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      It's just a messed up "b" and "e". Took me awhile to figure it out.

      • rotten

        did you notice how gross the fingernails are?

        • Unfkngblvbl

          I did now….*pukes*

          • derka-derka

            ohhh i thought he spelt Oreo wrong.

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