Hey, here’s something you should try never (7 Photos)

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  • Sal

    Thumbs up if you got a black KCCO shirts. And 1st

    • la la la

      nobody cares about your shitty KCCO shirt.

      • carl

        $38 for a t-shirt? "seems legit"

        • chris the medic

          34 with a discount code. And it comes with a carrying bag….

          • gay

            woah….a carrying bag!

          • Greg the Keg

            we've got a badass over here

        • Brutal Deluxe

          Wow. What a jew

          • Brutal_Deluxe

            That's all the incentive I needed to create an account. Fuck you for jumping on my name to post anti-semetic bullshit. I hope your mom catches dick cancer.

            • RabbiShlom

              Need to get a life = You

    • Duane

      Shirt AND bag. No idea why I need the bag but thumbs up!!

      • Brian P.

        To carry the shirt, duh.


    That is fucking sweet #6

    • Hipster

      Wouldn't the magnets erase the memory?

      • Dingle

        It takes a high powered magnet to effect the memory on a device like that.

    • Kered

      Yea, but what does TSA have to say about it.

    • Bruce Wayne

      Pretty cool until you picture how retarded headphones will look

    • Jester

      Sweet until the next generation comes out…

      • Mr. Bro Cool..huh

        Thats why all he did was have magnets installed dickbag. When the new one comes out he can just clip it on his gay hipster wrist.

    • jeff donuts

      i had a piercing like that but i was a barbell or whatever u call it. looked like i had bolts on top of my wrists

    • xx1

      Couldn't you just put a strap on a nano ?

  • Jayavc

    as Red Foreman would say;"Dumb Ass!"

    • MattyDeuce

      Yea seriously…get a fucking watch if you are going to use your Nano as one.

    • jack of all trades

      Then he'll shove his foot in their ass

    • Willy Nilly

      i hope his arm falls off.

      • LittleMissCupcakes

        procedures like this are mostly just for a one time show, then you remove the anchors and you're right as rain. Same as girls who have the corset piercings down their backs tied with ribbon. Its beautiful, and a one time thing seeing as you could never successfully function with such an extensive piercing. Personally, I think its pretty cool, and obviously just as a "Hey, check it out. It works." type deal. The nano would be far too heavy for the anchors to support as it is, and would only make the jewelry reject over a short period of time.
        Cool, none the less from a heavily modded Chivette!!

        ❤ KCCO!

  • Bobby

    Sal, you sir are gay! And this guy is retarded for implanting magnets on his arm

    • Jimmy

      I like his hair 🙂

      • beans

        so does Tom Brady

    • dani

      how many cell phones do you think this guys has messed up?

  • judasp1

    WTF!!! Now I have seen it all.

    • Team America

      Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

      • Dave

        Then you haven't seen it all

      • judasp1

        Actually, Yes I have. And that was very disturbing!!

    • Craig

      Have you ever seen a man eat his own HEAD? Then you HAVEN'T seen it all!

    • Michael

      $10 says you haven't.

  • Ovla

    I think it's sort of a neat idea, but I still don't understand why some one would actually do it.

    • Always Last

      The same reason he got all those low quality tattoos that look like everyone else's; he's UNIQUE!

    • celticsquid

      That thing can't be that secure on there. Guess he won't be needing one of those magnetic "power" bracelets either.

    • Herby Sagues

      Why not use glue instead (for the magnets)?

  • GamingChivette

    Creepy but cool

  • Screwdriver

    Does Yoda write you headers? "Hey, here’s something you should try never"….Really?

    • Yoduh

      Something, here is, you should never try….Hey?

    • Derpin

      Like you're a grammatical genius? who writes "you" posts?

      • Screwdriver

        I'm stoned and not running a website

        • SledgeHammer

          you misspelled "stupid"

    • http://twitter.com/MOLA1 @MOLA1

      <(-_-)> Yoda don't give a fuck about you bro.

  • gungagaloonga

    wouldn't the magnets f*ck up the memory in the nano?

    • Binx_

      I don't believe magnets would /throatpunch flash memory like it would a HDD. Could be wrong tho, I'm not willing to test it on my shit.

      • seussalot

        Even with a regular HDD you would need an extremely powerful magnet to damage the memory at all. A HDD actually uses magnets to keep the internal disc spinning and to prevent it from coming in contact with other parts of the drive. A magnet would have to be strong enough to overcome the force of the magnets within the casing.


        • omgh4x

          no it would just have to interfere with the field

          yes theres a powerful magnet in the drive, and the drive is designed to incorporate that field to exacting specifics, alter it with a different source of flux, and it will scramble data

          • omgh4x

            oh and no, flash memory is not magnetic storage..

            anyone know if he used neodymium?

          • gungagaloonga

            Would it help if he countered it with a flux capacitor?

  • http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert

    Why not just use a wrist strap? Seems like a waste of time and IQ points.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      You can't waste what you don't have. That's referring to the IQ points, I suppose; he seems to have more time than he knows what to do with.

    • dannyboy2799

      Hahaha everyone is a critic. Logically, embedding magnets into your wrist so that you can wear an iPod Nano is in no way a reflection of your mentally capability; it's a matter of personal preference. Assuming that this dude is any less intelligent than someone who wouldn't choose to do this is a little narrow minded and somewhat ignorant. Rather than boldly insulting someone you know nothing about, wouldn't it be easier to just smile, shake your head, maybe appreciate his innovativeness, and scroll on? Just saying…

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        He doesn't need surgery for a wrist strap. Perhaps he's very intelligent, but his risk analysis needs work.

    • Jesse D

      That's not the point……

  • Beast

    He's gonna be bummed in 10 years when the iPod nano is a relic like the Walkman.

    • Bruce Wayne

      But he's gonna be pumped again in 20 years when it becomes vintage/ironic

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        But he's gonna be REALLY bummed again when he travels to the past and needs larger magnets to hold his boom box.

    • Tjw

      Haha watch their be a guy who did this with a walkman

    • thedude325

      You spelled 6 months wrong…

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Not sure what the big deal is. People pierce the shit out of their bodies everyday…at least this seems to be useful.

    • mattyboh

      I think it's pretty damn cool as well.

    • Louis!

      "Everyday" is an adjective. "Every day" is a phrase that means "all the time." And unless those magnets can support his weight, they're pretty fucking useless.

      • Unfkngblvbl

        yeah, I know the difference…honest mistake. You could've gone with a simple *every day, as a correction.

    • vince

      There's a easier and resourceful way to make a useful watch; get a band around your wrist

  • BarrowsBOY

    Not gunna lie this seems pretty cool in concept lol.

  • D_Money

    Part of me says dumbass; the other part says badass.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Which parts? Be specific.

  • moon101

    im pretty sure having magnets close to ur body for a prolonged period of time is kinda sorta bad for you let alone embeded into your body…
    But cool idea atleast..you'll get sick least knowing the time

    • hello please

      Yes. Inkman is worried about long-term health risks.

      • Americans, sigh...

        You sir is à fing idiot.. EVER heard of earths Magnetic Fields? Yes you are suronded by one big magnet..

    • https://www.facebook.com/blake.watson Blake Watson

      "im pretty sure having magnets close to ur body for a prolonged period of time is kinda sorta bad for you let alone embeded into your body… "

      and this is based on what sort of scientific information you have…..?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1310872005 Aurelia Vettoretti

      Maybe, maybe not.
      We use magnets for medicinal/scientifical purposes all the time like in MRI machines and I'm pretty sure I've seen something where they use magnets to correct posture and problems with feet. They're also used for perching problems in birds.
      But I'm sure this guys magnets are only just strong enough to hold the ipod to his arm and probably will cause him no harm, apart from being really annoying when there's no ipod there and paper clips keep sticking to his arm

      • https://www.facebook.com/brent.neubauer Brent Neubauer

        Yes, and they also make magnetic bracelets for arthritis. Don't think the magneto-iPod is going to kill him.

  • J ROD

    i like it.

  • Megan


  • Brutal Deluxe

    Read this, save time:

    A bunch of corny comments from people who think they are hilarious. There. Now you dont have to scroll through this whole thing

    • W74


    • bagofrocks

      Cool thanks man.

    • David

      i would like to step on your dick because of your comment

      • Brutal Deluxe

        You are obviously one of the morons I speak of. Bravo

    • ghost

      Post is full of irony.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        I am not trying to be funny. Therefore this is not irony. Go back to school fucktard

        • shitfaced

          Why do you repost this stupid shit daily?

    • NixsouthOZ

      Comment of the day 1000 thumbs up.

    • Snowboard1

      Well done

  • mike d
  • KillinTime

    If he swings his arm to fast it will still slide right off. Unless he makes a metallic holder for the nano that has indentions for the magne…. I can't believe I just wasted brain power on this.

  • dewarz

    A betcha that dudes a real chick magnet….. bazinga!

  • cdw

    Daddy didn't hug me enough.

    • Meh

      That was my first thought, too. Ah well, to each their own.


  • gungagaloonga

    Whats with the glove? His he a proctologist or something?

    • Mehmber

      Yeah he totally is. After he pierced his own extremely tattooed skin with magnets as an extreme form of body modification he has an appointment with a 60 year old man to shove a finger up the old man's rectum. Or… you're an idiot.

      • gungagaloonga

        Lighten up Francis. It was a lame attempt at a joke on my part. Have a good weekend fucker.

        • TimTamTom

          Francis – LOL nice one gungagaloonga (your name is fun to say out loud, but tough to spell)

    • Fuck you.

      He either pierces or tattoos. Moron.

      • Ken

        Man – you and Mehmber are both typical shithead Chivers eh? Sitting on your fat asses (or pale virginal ones) behind your computer safely typing away insults so you can feel more badass. Poster was obviously making a joke – instead of actually adding onto his comment with something funny yourself, both of you dumbasses had to throw in a jab – fucking losers.

        Your self-esteems must be as low as the chicks who whip off their shirts, cock an eyebrow and write "DAR me?" on here.

  • gungagaloonga


  • Ellsswhere

    Brilliant idea actually, for all you turds who wanna hate because its an mp3 player think of all the badass possibilities… ever lose that jobsite pencil or pen, just click it to your wrist, go to the gym but dont want to carry your car key, click… this is a great idea!

    • 4nbstd

      magnet + electronics with batteries = brilliant?

      • Ellsswhere

        agreed, however if someone smart got their hands on this concept it would be brilliant, think wireless charging via magnets, powered by what you ask… how about a kinetic energy device implanted in your arm.
        We be fuckin cyborgs yo!

        • Dick Salad

          The combined power created by chivers fapping could be used as a sustainable energy source…

          • Always Last

            Would also like to point out that there are a multitude of wrist/waist/toolbelt devices that are magnetic and can be used for various things; e.g. iPod Nano strapped to your wrist.

          • danno29388


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