Weird sh*t from Japan (28 Photos)

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  • sheknowsme

    this post should be retitled "things from japan"

    • leggo my eggo

      like your TV, phone and car?

      • sucka

        CHIVE…stop showing this f'in pic every day. #11

        • JJT

          Not sure what site you're looking at but that's the first time I have seen that this week and month oh and year

        • JAKUH

          Stop confusing chive with the websites you do your shopping on.

          • Ken


      • Sarex

        All from Korea. xD

        • KimMyungBuk

          No they're not – most of them show how much they are in yen, and none of it is written in Hungul or hanja (Korea's alphabet)

          Kam Sam Nee Da!

  • Brandi Froggett Wilson


    • wdh


      • Devin Flanagan

        dude, thats rude!! KCCO!!!

      • Johnny

        she's a pretty lady, but that's still fucking hilarious.

    • Devin Flanagan

      That's the best you could come with??

      • wdh

        sorry.. had to, after all this is the internet.. KCCO

  • Leddy420


    Please keep all appendages away from vending holes.

    • Dude Imbibes

      In America this is called "entrapment" I think.

      • wdh

        glory hole reference?

    • Leddy420

      Sorry, allow me to rephrase: FUCK JAPAN

      • wdh

        and japan thanks you for your money you spend on their products.

      • wdh

        but yea i have to agree, FUCK JAPAN, war criminals. I hope korea takes over their market.

  • Bhodi

    #22 Friend Zone – Level 99

    • @LuNcH_bOx13

      That's more like congratulations you have graduated from friend zone, now entering little bitch zone.

    • debacle

      ugh, saying "friend zone level ___" is fuckin played out. it's an advertisement for a product too, not like the chick is forcing this dude to walk around with her all day just to unroll it.

  • etcrr's goat

    etcrr is ordering #11 right now, and I hope it gives me a break…..

    • sucka

      I mean…#19

    • Ken

      Freudian slip?

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #4 Forever alone

    • Dillan

      Forever a phone ..

    • who cares

      #11 Possible attachment for this?

    • Chivebro

      Along with #9

  • hey


  • Bazi-san

    Japan 1900: Samurais, zen gardens, geisha girls and about to kick Russia's ass in a war-

    Japan 2012: Love pillows, food in tubes, little hipsters w pink hair and radiation-

    • Martin_McFly

      Don't forget 1941.. That was kinda a big year for them too..

      • Lil John

        Samurai were done and gone by 1868.

        • Tojo Mojo

          I'm a samurai and I'll chop off your head-

    • tv_paul

      I blame Godzilla… oh and Jeff Altman & Pink Lady.

      • thedude325

        …and fat man…and little boy

  • yona

    #24 actually kinda cool

    • Nate

      Those things are awesome if you have hardwood floors. Keeps them from getting scratched up

      • Capz

        So do tennis balls, learned that in kindergarten.

    • Dastrdly

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • mark

      but you could just put regular socks on your chair

      • tuy

        Regular socks are too big. I have these on a stool – they rock.

    • newscot

      I'd like to buy them for my upstairs neighbours…

  • Dave

    Why is your country all kinds of fucked up? I mean seriously its got to stop. You're scaring the shit out of me.

    • leggo my eggo

      yea japan got some weird stuff, but they probably think the same about your interests in beastiality and girls eating doodoo from a cup.. just sayin

    • S L

      If youre a yank, thats how the rest of the world feels about your country, at least the Japanese weirdos are harmless. You elect your freaks into power.

      • @LuNcH_bOx13

        Let the freak flag fly!

      • Cantaloupe

        Do people sincerely use the word "yanks"?

        • matt


      • Southern Bumpkin

        Southerns feel the same way! Damn Yanks! The South will KCCO!

        • truthbomb

          the south's full of inbred ignorant assholes

    • genki desu yo

      rude. kcco.

    • Jimbo

      Well you see that's what happens when radiation gets to your brain.

  • Bless1

    #23- brilliant.

    • Dude Imbibes

      "Blow on it with my mouth? Are you insane?!"

    • stash

      except I feel it would make the chop sticks really heavy and not so easy to use.

      • Forkman

        When were they ever easy to use?!

  • steve

    #1 #4 #9 we can rebuild him

    • Man of the North

      #1 "I'm so ronery, so ronery…"

    • Kyle Heard

      omg i literally LOL'd…funny ass comment

      • Andrew Buckles

        Me too. I mean legs, hands, torsos. Just need some kind of head. I nominate that classic horsehead mask.

  • wdh

    #6 i want one

    • USA

      Barry Soetoro…

      • Asshole

        Too bad the real thing is a dipshit

        • Son of Mongo


        • Cantaloupe

          Now we're pretending Obama is stupid?

        • its_forge

          You don't know any such thing, you just hate him because he's a Democrat and a bunch of assholes who look like you do told you to hate Democrats.

          • Paul

            Party doesnt matter.. He is the:

            First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.
            First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.
            First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States
            First President to violate the War Powers Act. .
            First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
            First President to defy a Federal Judge's court order to cease implementing the Health Care Reform Law.
            First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.
            First President to spend a trillion dollars on 'shovel-ready' jobs when there was no such thing as 'shovel-ready' jobs.
            First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
            First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat. .
            First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.
            First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
            First President to terminate America's ability to put a man in space.
            First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
            First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
            First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke-out on the reasons for their rate increases.
            First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.
            First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
            First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
            First President to fire an inspector general of Ameri-corps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
            First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office. .
            First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office, 90 to date.
            First President to hide his medical, educational and travel records.
            First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
            First President to go on multiple global 'apology tour'.
            First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends; paid for by the taxpayer.
            First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.
            First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
            First President to repeat the Holy Quran, tells us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.

  • Cat

    OMG ….only Japan can do

  • mazzie

    I will never understand their R & D

  • irate43

    oh japan… you so cray

  • DrMa7moud

    #7. I'd buy that

    • ralph

      for $1?

  • Brutal Deluxe

    Read this, save time:

    A bunch of corny comments from people who think they are hilarious. There. Now you dont have to scroll through this whole thing

    • figleaf

      Are you really gonna persist at this?

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Just trying to save people from reading comments from people who act like they are in middle school. You are obviously one of the people who enjoy the lame "jokes". You dont like it, dont read it

        • pwithc

          OMGZ you help everyone so much, like, get this guy a Nobel Prize. You're so funny!!! and smart!!! I bet all the girls want your dick cause you helped them save time. Douche.

          • Brutal Deluxe

            Classic example of yet another 12 year old comment

            • Vince-Kristin Aleman

              if you don't like the comments then why do youi read them?

    • austin

      i kept scrolling

    • Georgia

      some people just need a high five
      in the face
      ……..with a chair

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Lololololol that was soooo funny!! Jackass

        • Georgia

          ^^no balls or dick lol^^

    • BoomDynamite

      Why read the comments if you're just looking for something to criticize? You no chive, you dbag.

    • Wogsamatta

      Cheers mate. you saved me heaps of time… back to youjizz i go

    • @LuNcH_bOx13

      Ahh, were you not hugged enough as a child?

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Ahh, did you not learn the difference between funny and lame as a child?

        • @LuNcH_bOx13

          Yes I did, apparently you did not, hence the thumbs downs syndrome you have developed.
          How's that for corny, yet undeniably funny.

          • @LuNcH_bOx13


            • MattieCO

              Your original text was funny. "thumbs downs syndrome" sounds like a legit disease.

    • Nugget

      Has it perhaps dawned on you that maybe we enjoy reading these "corny" jokes and may also find them hilarious? This is perhaps why most of us have made it half way down the page to your lame comment. And in case the thumbs down weren't helping you to figure this out, your kind of a downer. Stick to looking at photos, and less of this whole commenting thing.

      • Brutal Deluxe


    • Kyle

      Brutal: Smug, sneering, asinine comment from dull-witted jerk who has nothing to say.
      There, I saved everyone from reading your comment.

      • Sham

        My favourite comment of the day. Well put, sir. I'm sure brutal whats-his-nuts will think its Funny too. That guys awesome.

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #9 #16 Forever Alone

  • RobbyRob901

    I'm the J-O-E to the C hoe
    Call me Joe C got more game than Coleco
    I'm a freak hoe call me sick

    • Dan

      You're an idiot

      • chappy

        You were supposed to call him sick!… jeeze!

  • Devin Flanagan

    #26 I have the strangest boner

    • irate43

      #11 got ya covered

  • twosticks

    #25 Japanese Lunchable?

  • Tasha

    Do You Think #11 makes a model for girls?

    • @HBSS82
      • Awesomeo

        LMAO Petit Som!
        Epic Find

    • Anon

      Please explain how one uses this…

      • Ken

        It took me awhile to figure that one out but I think the end of that is supposed to be hands and it jerks you off…

      • Capz

        You need a very small penis… and It only rubs 2.5 inchs

    • Wet_tosti

      You want som? Come get som!

    • nolan

      they are inventing one that has a dildo adapter

    • Capz

      2.5 inchs…Who are you going to please?

  • McIrish

    #1 Rap pirrow?

  • leggo my eggo – how asians do it in nyc

    • yup

      Idk why people are hating. I just went to the website and it looks like the place is packed with super hot girls. Just woundering if a white guy can get up in there.

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