Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • TokyoFace

    #27 … my kind of place

    • SovietPlague

      … as long as the barbers are sober.

      • TokyoFace

        best haircut i've ever had was from an old drunk paranoid guy who looked like a male version of Gates McFadden…

        • Brutal_Deluxe

          Did you try to touch his boobs?

    • tipsflips

      I took this same pic last month! It's a barber shop in St. Andrews Scotland 🙂

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Figures.

    • ThatJoshGuy

      We have a place like that in Idaho. You get a free beer with the haircut, the barbers are all girls, and they only do guys haircuts. Also there is a 22" tv playing games at every chair.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1084821058 Timmy Timothy

      A couple places in LA do this. Bolt Barbers gives out free beers and look up Richie the Barber, huge mustache lots of tats and gives whiskey.

    • Oh yes

      Ron Swanson owns that place

  • dashete

    #22 You could tell the fame had changed Samwise.

    • Logicyup

      Modern Hobbits, just not the same…

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        I lived in a hole in the ground before it was cool.

    • freddy

      Shopped….look at the perspective.

  • Armyguy

    #6 Crime is F@#$ed

    • https://www.facebook.com/damonaco Daniel Angelo Monaco

      I would watch the SHIT out of that movie. A hero with Iron Man's fire power and Batman's "Take No Shit" attitude? Crime just went extinct.

      • Guse

        You did. It was called Iron Man. Iron Man kills people without Batman's ridiculous "moral code."

    • BruceWayne

      Iron Man is a direct rip off of the Dark Knight.

    • Anomanom

      Not a batman fan, but a black and gold Iron Man armour would indeed be sweet. Iron Man Stealth?

    • Underbaker

      Just remember to be yourself, unless of course you could be Iron Man, umm… err.. I mean Batman. Ahhh fuck it, just be all 3.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hotgirlsinyogapants hotgiyp

    Kenny F'in Powers Would Like This One

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/moJoz.jpg"&gt;

    • chivepolice

      gone for 13 weeks and now back? where'd you go?

    • R-Sizzle

      rosie jones. nice!!

      • MOAR

        Could not agree more. Google that girl. NOW.

        • Banff Chiver

          Side note: NSFW

      • Mr X

        Best advice of the day

    • whyme1973

      Smoking hot. Damn!

    • The Yoga Pants Judge

      Screw Kenny, I love this one…..amazing body/rack!

  • hater

    #9. Seems legit.

  • Still_Counts

    #12 …light*

  • SuperiorTo8

    #6 IronBatman. Superior to CaptainSuperman

    • passwordistaco

      Nobody beats Captain Superman, you must be trolling.

    • Don113

      I was thinking Iron Bat.

      • itsashleybro

        Way better than SuperMerica.

    • Underbaker

      Yeah but the cross dressing Wonder Hulk will kick both their asses.

    • thedude325

      or possibly Batman bin Suparman.

  • lambeaux34

    #11 either find her or find that beer holder, I need that in my life

    • Attaxia

      Find both !

    • dashete

      It's not a holder. It's the actual cups. The handles slot into each other.
      They always sell them at festivals.

    • haeddre

      I don't know about finding her, but you can make a post like that…. Cup holders, epoxy and a metal pole… that's how we made ours…

    • SweetSassyMolassy

      why isnt Todd Bridges helping out?

  • f.o.e.

    english is hard huh?

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      being a dick is easy though, huh?

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        I'm a dick, and it's not as easy as it looks.

        • freddy

          @McStoopid666 is the dick poster turd…

    • ChodeLauncher

      Should be: "English is hard, huh?"

      • Doug

        Should be: "Choad"

  • melindu

    If #15 is real, then that is awesome.

    • C_Bush

      I hope so. Real up-lifter.

      • TheAutomaticMan

        Agreed, the world needs more of this #15, and less of this #18

        • ShakeyTheMoyle

          I think #15 is just the cop being nice and getting the big spider off her back…guy in the background doesn't like it either!….it could happen =/

    • http://twitter.com/Thedude_1620 @Thedude_1620

      Agreed

    • Kodos

      I call BS

    • Reality

      Dear linebacker with the two gay dads,

      Maybe if you had a mother in your life she would have taught you that threatening a bully with violence makes you no different than they are. You are just bullying from a different side.

      Sincerely,
      Irony

      • Si1entStatic

        because usually that's the only form of response a bully will understand. fight fire with an even bigger fire, like a flamethrower…..

        What I see is a person in the position of helping actually stepping up and defending an individual who might not be able to defend themselves.

        Bet you'd feel different if you found out later that the openly gay kid committed suicide due to said bullying.

      • Si1entStatic

        also if they WERE taught that early on then MTV would have no material for their stupid bully beat-down reality show…

      • TheRealBully

        Your logic is SO (in a gay man's voice) 1950. If a cop implies force to a resisting criminal it makes the cop no different than the criminal? No, I'm not a cop, but my point is, if you're a douch-noggle, and you bully someone, you damn well better be prepared to receive a greater amount of physical and/or emotional abuse as you're dishing out. It's not irony; it's justified.

        Sincerely,
        You're wrong

      • FactOfLife

        Yes, because "reasoning" and "discussion" tend to work so well with some douchebags who are so intent on beating the crap out of someone that they just don't comprehend. In this case, it's quite possible the bully has been carrying on for quite some time even after being "talked to", therefore the linebacker's actions are completely justified no matter what the focus of the bullying is.

        Sometimes you just have to talk to them in a language they understand – if it means a few good wallops in the head, so be it. Discussion, reasoning, and negotiation only go so far.

      • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

        yea some common sence. when will the fad of gay loving end, remember it is 2% of the population who cares

      • Jewels

        he didn't actually threaten him. He said you better not lay a finger on him. He stated he had two dads. and he stated that he is a linebacker. Not a single threat mentioned there.

    • hamm

      Agreed. Im just curious how the guy has 2 dads?

    • DON FRANCISO

      Um…how is this not BULLYING TOO? I'm sure the teacher didn't contact his two dads about making threats to other children. The threat of violence for not conceding to others wishes, real PC there guys. Liberals idea of equality is no different from conservatives, just from the other side. Most liberals are not open minded anymore than Rush. Like most things, if you force your ideas, like homosexuality is great, many may not agree. DEAL WITH IT.

      • Green Mountain Bot

        A bully picks on someones smaller/weaker/different to make himself feel better. This guy is telling a bully not to do that. If you can't see the difference, you need to turn in your internet right now.

        • HatBomb

          Hahaha, thank you. He isn't threatening to hurt anyone, he is committing to stop someone from hurting someone else. No violence required. I'm all for this.

    • gilbert GODfrie

      Kill the bully for being a douche, kill the bullied for being weak. Problem solved.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Nomad81712 Nick Ward

      As a heterosexual gun owning white skinned Texan….Hell yea dude! This is awesome!
      -Upsetting the demographics one post at a time.

    • Jason P

      His dad takes it in the butt!

      • TDub66

        A linebacker, a tight end and a wide receiver…..

  • John Kenny

    #4…Earthquake Camouflage. B)

    • Ned Ryerson

      Gehry's twisty tower in NYC

      • Pat

        I work there as an engineer

    • jjj

      architorturous

  • rucknmaul

    #8 Okay nice jump but I'm a little disappointed, I was expecting a smaller landing zone.

    • maboze1x

      You watch to many movies. 🙂

    • Jimbozo

      He just jumped 172 feet. His juevos are bigger than your thick skull. Dana Kunze, look it up.

      • ween

        He said 'Kunze'

        heh heh heh heh a heh

    • yup

      like a glass of water perhaps?

    • MattyD

      Damn all you trolls that throws back at this comment. Everyone who watched this thought he was going to land in a kiddy pool!

  • EZEE

    My ass of a brother decided he needed to find out the scores of various games by watching espn at 3 am, so I chived once I woke up.

    Dick.

    • Kelly Kapowski

      It's the NBA playoffs. Deal with it.

      • not a Ranger fan

        no … NHL playoffs rule … and apparently the LA Kings have made a pact with the devil from down under not New Jersey …

        • Guse

          As a Preds fan, it's nice to know that even if we had beaten the Coyotes we didn't stand a snowball's chance in Hell of winning the next round.

    • herro prease

      Cool story bro…

  • moar boar

    #10#20#22#17

  • Marleigh

    Dear Chive,
    Thank you for posting DMA so early. It gives me a sense of normalicy on 3rd shift!

    • Andrew KCCO

      same, except my 3rd shifts consists of shots of ketel one

  • John Kenny

    #10 can vault my pole any day. 😉

    • eclipze

      LOL .. you sure?

    • ööööhh

      javelin

  • RealZoo

    After Hump Day & Yoga pants, I've had my fill. Oh wait……#10

    • thisismo

      i for one thought holy gap, that is all.

  • R-Sizzle
  • Andrew KCCO

    #15 faith in humanity restored

    • Kodos

      skeptical

    • AsbestosMonkey

      Great. You advocate violence as long as it is for gay people. Get a clue.

      • TheJesus

        How is standing up for someone advocating violence? He said in no uncertain terms that he's not attacking anyone unless they attack first.

    • Why?!

      Why couldn't he have been the tight end??

      • Big Joe

        He's probably a wide receiver.

  • Trav1121

    #6 is pretty fuckin' badass!

  • Tjw

    #8 is raw! Hey thumbs up if you a Florida Chiver/chivette

    • Tjw

      Dammit I meant #6, dang u Paula u messed me up already this morning

    • Hahaha

      Loser

      • Tjw

        F off

        • Frank

          While Hahaha is being a little harsh, you did leave a somewhat douchey post asking people to thumb you up, and you screwed up your picture reference. So maybe its time to calm down.

  • maboze1x

    #10 Awesome hump and gap!

  • https://www.facebook.com/chaoticbeauty6 Tatiana Campuzano

    #15 is simply awesome!!!!!!!

    • Kodos

      yeah right

  • MMA_PITBULL

    #6

    my brain stopped working for like 5 minutes….

  • Stephanie

    #3 cripes. :/

    • Shat

      So…..who's calling CPS?

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      That little girl is right to be horrified, and for multiple reasons.

    • Jullie

      What's wrong, Stephanie? Didn't realize your kid was in the picture with you? You fat whore.

      • My Turn

        Jullie, maybe you and steph can have a 3-some with me … Hmmm?

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