Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • https://www.facebook.com/j.pulido05 Jeremy Pulido


    • Josh

      Compensating for something huh 😛

    • dideue47


    • Ned Ryerson

      jesus effing christ people!! stop being unoriginal douches!

      • Desi

        "Jesus effing Christ" and "douches" are original?

        • Ali AckbahU

          You know how I know you are gay?

          • Seth


            • sploodge

              you like coldplay

    • Knob jockey

      Knob jockey.

    • sleeping giant

      turd swallower

    • bones

      I'm surrounded by assholes!

    • Chiver

      This guy is seriously the biggest tool that i know.

    • Turd Furgwusin

      #44 must fuck like a mink

      • MonkeyMadness

        The term is "minx"

  • E Tex

    #15 Yes please

    • Question_Mark_


    • AssClown

      Melissa Debling. Totally SFW.

      • winfields

        Pretty safe, only titties…

        • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

          those are awesome

        • AssClown

          Couldn't smell the sarcasmic trolling coming off of my "Totally", eh? 😉

      • Hunter X

        Not a single one of those googled pics are as friggin' hot as this one- naked or not.

    • Rahm Emanuel

      who is this chick? MOAR!!!

    • AlexLSU

      Melissa Debling! …NSFW

    • st33

      Totally NSFW.

    • Nomaam

      Photoshop much? Look at where her monstrous fat thighs and butt meet.

      • Child please

        You're fucking stupid

      • Ali AckbahU

        Ha ha ha… Her knees are too pointy as well.

      • the joe

        Oh, believe me when I say that I am! I like me some thighs!

      • jay

        i have to agree with the fat thighs other than that very nice

    • Felcus

      Perfect… Laundry room.

    • dub

      I'm turning in my man card.. I wouldn't know what to do with her.

      • Bro


    • Pat

      Oh what a magical Minute and a half it would be.

    • Flatlander

      Doesn't the kids swing and high chair make you think

      • The other white meat

        Makes me think…"oh yeah, she puts out!"

    • RGH

      Febreeze has upped the ante on their ads.

    • MJBeezy

      You sir, have also chosen correctly.

    • Not a chubby chaser.

      Gotta be shopped, she's pretty chunky in all her google images.

  • Denise



    • Dante

      He isn't even supposed to be there today.

      • Epitomizer


    • acash

      Yes Ma'am

    • TXCherokee

      That was my first thought also

      • flibble

        I assure you, he's open.

    • Veronica


      • Dante

        Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

        • Dipply

          hey you, come back here.

    • Hector


      "37"? I see what you did there.

      • Jame

        I was going to post the same thing! Best idea to have this at 37! Pretty clever Chive

      • Saskguy26

        what at the same time?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=789775628 Steve Smith

        Very clever! #37

        • Your mom

          in a row?!?!

      • Kevin

        Nice!!! My girlfriend sucked 37 Dicks!!!!!

        • Bash Joker

          in a row?

    • Tara

      Gill Hicks?

  • jay

    #50 lovely

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      More like incredible, but lovely works too.

    • raffy

      so lovely

      • Tim

        I'm not seein' it.

        • Lotus

          She submits half-naked pics of herself, so she's immune to criticism here.

        • Tebow

          agreed. another generic blonde with shoulder-length hair, french tips, and plugging a chive shirt = OMG SHEZ TEH HAWTEST!!!!

          • sploodge

            go strike a pose Tebow

    • OnOneWheel24

      Can we get moar, please??

      • Ronnydump

        YES!!! It is Needed…

    • The Truth

      Absolutely amazing. Wife material

      • the real truth

        u have no chance

      • who cares

        How so? I get that she is hot and that most straight men would love to bed her, but marry her? How can you tell that by seeing her fantastic under boobage?

        There's more to a wife than being temporarily hot. and yes, it is temporary, pop a few kids out and what will she look like?

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      so gorgeous

    • MarauderV8

      Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh those eyes!!!

    • Lowtiercomputer

      FIND HER.

    • shaka06

      Can we see a little bit more ??

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=722809282 Oliver Vorian Wang

      Looks like the woman who portrayed Renate Richter in Iron Sky. Julia Dietze, I believe.

  • Slick_Nick

    #47 Breaking News…Cracks found in the Grand Canyon :p moar?

    • Indy

      not grand caynon. I recognize that crack from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

      You are named after a dog?!!

      • Historian

        The 1 mile path to Petra in Jordan Africa.

        • Muad dib

          Jordan is not in Africa…

    • Guest

      Damn, can't take a dump anywhere around her without running into somebody!

    • Pat


    • JT7

      Bryce Canyon Nat'l Park. Slot canyons. HA!

    • Icareboutderriere

      Agreed, this indeed Petra in Jodan… Hiked there myself.
      also, I luh da tushy

    • MercSoldier

      I live in Jordan. This is most definitely Petra

  • miles

    #14 congrats on your truck!

    #50 congrats on your awesome face!

    • raliegh

      oh, sry, i didnt see her face…. 😛

  • MOAR

    #24 Man I missed Summer.

    • Rahm Emanuel

      FYI Porn Star…NSFW…

    • GlibTongue

      I'm not impressed…by her little lawn table.

  • Levian

    I love the early DAR's

  • Bugatti


  • Chiefhenry27

    #24 MOAR please!!

    • HeatWave

      she is a porn star. There is plenty of Katie Morgan on the internet

    • therewasshrinkage

      Katie Morgan, extremely NSFW

    • Whoopi_G

      Check out some of her videos. You'll see plenty moar of her.

    • ChaseTheWalker

      Really? John gave you her Twitter page. Go use the endless internet to your advantage!

    • Marine 0311

      Nice pool.

  • Pedro's Rooster

    #32 #50 Damm Thanks Chivettes

    • jake

      Oh god, I need that shirt. Off to ebay I go. F***

  • the_mike

    #18 Buddy of mine used to always use "Fuck me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Yolanda". I don't think it ever worked, but didn't stop him from trying.

    • ricky

      cool story, bro

    • Guest

      At least use a name in the top 10

      • Dylan

        ….I don't think you get it.

      • the_mike

        Yeah, the point was to be wrong…cause, you know, the whole "fuck me if I am wrong part…."

    • Nickincollege

      What a coincidence that every girl he meets is named Yolanda.

  • akbrown006


    • r00s7a

      You old sailor, you!

    • Chewbacca

      shes a porn star… look her up lol

  • Mikey

    #15 I ❤ your bewbs

  • Glenn

    #31 Mighty Tecumseh say "Fly Navy, and Chive On!"

    • USNA 09

      Congrats 2012!

      • Idiot at Rams Head

        What's the sound that a Squid Makes:
        White! Why do I always have to wear white.

        Nothing but the Best to 2012 – May you fly the Severn River on Day

  • BloodScrubber

    #9 What? Oh this was YOUR corn?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      How dare you accuse me of stealing your corn!
      oh no, those are my teeth i'm spitting out…remember to brush dude.

  • goodbyejeffery

    #43 Our helmets will protect our virginity!

  • ASH

    #21. Brown paper bag it!

    • Grimmley

      or plastic bag it…

      • Methos

        or slam the hood on it…

    • Blake

      Is that mr. Beans twin sister?

  • whyme1973

    #13 That ass should be bronzed. Fuck
    #15 Melissa Debling gets me every time. Damn near the perfect for me.
    #24 Damn!

  • George

    second from England 😉

    • Gmoney

      You sir, are a bloody tool.

  • Mikey

    #16 – "How many ass-holes we got on this ship anyhow?

    • jonny chimpo

      there all assholes sir

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

    • MisterPottair


    • http://twitter.com/LuNcH_bOx13 @LuNcH_bOx13

      Surrounded by assholes.

    • Poke4Life

      *I knew it, this ship is full of Assholes

      • martian maggot

        stupid ass, get the quote right.

    • rebelpawn


    • Jimbozo

      "Man, we ain't found shit!"

    • dred

      Ludicrous Speed!!!!!

    • sean

      Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!

    • martian maggot


    • pretty smile

      I bet she gives great helmet…………

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=753980226 Christian Fetters

    #15 ill let her clean my house anyday

    • Daniel Tosh

      too good to be true, either your hot or you can clean a house, but you can't be both things

    • Kodos

      but then it's right back to the kitchen

  • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

    #24, #50 wowsers!

  • Otto


    best Febreze ad ever!

  • ObiOne

    i would marry #15 tomorrow.. and ive only seen her picture

    • MiniMe

      Somewhere in this world… There's a man that's sick of her shit as well…

    • shampoo boy

      that's because you're a loser-

    • agentlemancaller

      That sir, is a very bad idea. It doesn't matter how fine a lady looks, if she doesn't have personality don't put a ring on it. You will live to regret it. All the good lovin' in the world isn't worth putting up with a bitchy girl forever.

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