Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • babyfartmagizax

    #17 What a hump!!! Dear god!!

    • prick

      HOLY SHIT!! Who could have foreseen a comment like that coming???? You are the 2nd worst.

      • nemesis

        Thank you.

    • https://www.facebook.com/madison.schmidt.5 Madison Schmidt

      Very nice hump indeed!!

    • CaNaDaaa

      A great start to a new week!!!!! Moooooooooooooar?

    • sutef

      Baby farts i really dislike you. Now go eat a dick

    • Every Chiver Ever

      This guy again? I am getting fuckin' tired of you, CommentYawnMagizax…

    • Baby Fark McGeezax

      Quit biting my style.

    • Sean

      I'm starting to miss the First comments…

    • enough of this guy

      more like babyfartfaggotass….i know, i know….that's a horrible word, but it works here.

    • Durty Wurd

      shut the fuck up babyfart.

    • mike

      looks like i need to find out what USCG air stating she is near!, there is only a few of them!, please be near E-city lol

      • mikael


    • Nuck Chorris

      Calm down, spazz. Act like you've seen a woman's ass before instead of freaking out.

  • https://www.facebook.com/david.lawson.180625 David Lawson

    YAY!!! TheChive is back

  • La Paipa


    • tralfaz


    • Fjcruise

      Ghetto beach. Just sayin'

  • Rollout25

    #19 Someone has been playing grand theft auto 4

    • Orcslayer

      Bad Ass Germans…

    • crazydog

      That takes massive balls or massive crazy…..so many thins can go wrong there

    • just4fun88

      like a boss

    • Someone

      Definitely read it as AC/DC at first.

    • wayne

      Okay, that's NOT good!

  • Rollout25

    #26 Still is better than Batman & Robin

    • Ryan

      Still a better love story than twilight.

      • FU Ryan

        really? people are STILL making twilight jokes? twilight sucks. that's all there is to be said. STFU about it.

        • FU "FU RYAN"

          yes we are. get over it.

  • Mojokawa

    #3 true..

  • jdubs21

    #3 Yup

  • Chuck-D

    #8 aaaand natural selection says hello.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick


  • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

    #18 UC Berkeley at its finest

    • Carl

      Go Bears!

  • Sean McCallister

    #29…Now that's cheaping out with style.

    • Jenny

      Or maybe… it's all he could afford. Being in High-school and all.

    • Huh say what ...

      look at the smile on the girl's face … he's making her happy …

    • Enjoy_Existence

      I swear I'm not high… is this picture photoshopped? Look at the kids legs, under the chair. The perspective of this photo is tripping me the f' out. Something is wrong.

    • Chicago Sean

      Guaranteed ass that night

      • tralfaz

        at least 2nd base

    • big_james

      You have to know there is some sort of story here. You can almost smell theChive worthy on it hope someone does some digging.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      I'm thinking this might be something they cooked up together, out of a shared sense of humor? Either way, I agree she looks quite happy. Good for them.

  • jch

    #17 you ever wonder what the person face looks like when they get handed a sharpie and told to write something on their ass?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=629265360 Nathaniel Wheeler

      It looks something like this


  • jinx

    #19 – that's some serious flying! Nicely done.

    • enno

      german automobile club rescue helicopter…boldly landing, where no one has landed before javascript:insertSmileyReply(";)");

  • Carl

    #18. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff.

    • HonoluluChiver

      Cannonball Coming!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/matt.bloom.9 Matt Bloom

      Cannonball!! Get call Carl. I love how everyone is so obsessed with BM but hardly anyone picked up on one of his gets scenes. Cheers!

  • Mcchocolate

    #17 YES!!!

  • dashete

    #25 And my expectations.

    • kbutt

      Then stay off the lady boy sites.

  • https://www.facebook.com/madison.schmidt.5 Madison Schmidt

    #10 Im totally installing one of these in my house. I may even leave out the stairs! haha

  • saucypants

    #21 Haha, fat guys, will they ever learn?

    • Guz

      Nice one!

    • https://www.facebook.com/david.lawson.180625 David Lawson

      Destroying plastic chairs since '85

  • DMV


    What did the five fingers say to the face???

    • Dave Chappelle

      SLAP!! "Im Rick James Bitch!"

  • Anonymous

    #15 those guys must be killer at leap frog

  • Fizzel

    #10 The stairs must be made from hot lava

    • Guz

      Or have sensors which will alert the guards and set off the remote miniguns.

    • Yoga Pants 2012

      Not just the stairs. When's the last time you played don't step on the lava? THE WHOLE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!!

  • HonoluluChiver

    #28 Oh that…….just my mobile pull-up bar. .

  • Jules

    #10 My brother just moved into a house that had a climbing wall in it. So much fun!

    • Jules

      *has, not had. Doi!

      • tralfaz

        Unless they had it removed.

        • tralfaz


    • Cool Story


  • Vic

    #27 looks pretty bad…

    • tralfaz

      Miami wise is number 1 new show!!!

    • sean

      you notice the guy in the back looks away during the flips?

  • Vic

    and why are there not any sexy chivettes? stayed up late for nothing..

    • facepalm

      Forever alone comic book nerd.

    • Nuck Chorris

      Vic, you are a complete loser.

  • GoSpursGo


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