Friday Dopamine Dump (40 photos)

  • jdie


    • Kal Luding

      Get back to work!

    • HOOK

      #20 Absolute doll.

      • jdie

        still first.

        • jdie

          And still a trolling douche!

          • j die

            don't care. still first.

      • Darth Yogurt

        Michael Jackson?

    • DaddyD

      Ignore them and maybe they will go away. No comments. No thumbs.

    • jon

      please stop the first

  • Yessirr

    #20 knockout

    • HOOK

      Enough said.

    • Rufio

      Pow! Right in the kisser! Also I really want to kiss her.

    • Erock

      with my cock out!

      • HOOK

        Hahaha, that crippled me.

    • I'mjustaying

      For the love of all things Chive, please find moar!

    • Miff

      She is hot but in a strange way looks like Michael Jackson

      • WhatThe

        I agree

      • jack

        I bet your a real hit at parties

        • o real

          he just calls it like he sees it.

  • Woop

    #3 im pretty sure that's child abuse. As a dad, that's appalling.

    • name

      agreed, but looks like a doll thankfully.

    • Anon

      It looks to me like one of those fake babies that they give HS girls now.

    • RingoKostello

      Pretty sure that's a doll…

    • Obvious

      It's a doll chill out

      • dub

        You pick wrong words!

    • Spelling Police

      You realize it's a doll, right?

    • dirtysteve99

      If it was a real baby, then it would be appalling to anyone, regardless of whether or not they're a father.

      congrats on getting caught though.

    • Brian

      Really hope its a doll…

    • Juice66

      This makes me sick

    • Brewdy

      Uh, I'm not appalled. Its not as if the condom if over the baby's mouth or nose. "Oh no, That baby can't hear for a few seconds, ahhhh!" Please.

      • techno_viking

        Even though it's a doll in this picture, I hope you never reproduce.

      • Name

        @Brewdy – Newborn's cranial plates are not fully fused at birth. Something like this could lead to significant damage.

    • Chris Wheatley

      then report it…

      • Dolly Parton

        He just wants to let you know how STEAMED he is, don't think he actually has a plan for his anger. Thanks for calling the bluff though dude!

    • @RndmThtz

      As a person who actually looks close at the posts, I can't believe that you s a dad, can't tell the difference between a baby and a doll.

      • who cares

        Really? So it's like an ultra realistic looking doll? The details are incredible. Honestly due to how low of resolution that photo is I can't be sure. As a father that has spent considerable time with infants I can't believe you don't know what a real baby looks like. I hope that's a doll…

        • Captain Obvious

          Look at the damn mouth of course it's a doll.

        • Fluke

          yes really. its a fucking doll. "As a father that has spent considerable time with infants…….." shut the fuck up. Quit fucking saying "doll" so many times. Its a doll/ so it's like and ultra realistic one? FUCK!!! are you 12 year old girl? I just want to hit you with a baseball bat right now! That goes for you too "woop".

          • Woop

            Need to get laid Fluke?

          • @LuNcH_bOx13

            Wow, if you get that pissed off over an internet argument you want to use a bat on someone, a condom over the head is the least of your kids worries.

            • Fluke

              Yes I would like some pussy. Thanks for reminding me. I dont have kids mr lunchbox…you fucking assclown. 2 things lunchbox…wear your headphones tonight. Why you ask? cause ima be fackin you momma.

              • @LuNcH_bOx13

                You not having kids is a good thing, do not reproduce. Won't need the headphones, because while your "fackin" my momma, I'm going to be fucking yours.

          • Be_Dub

            Don't make me insult you behind the safety of the internet!

            • @LuNcH_bOx13


          • evad

            grow up kid, go masturbate… you'll never get pussy kido

    • Dope

      Shut it and drink your vodka in the background! Lol.

    • Todd Alexander

      Same here. As a father, this disgusts me.

    • OhioChivette

      I agree,it's a doll. However,putting a condom on an actual baby's head would,indeed, cause harm. Can't hear for a few seconds? An infant's head is very soft and easily damaged. Clearly,this has happened to some of you as children. Repressed meemmoorriiieesss.

    • mattythegooch

      I'm pretty sure it's not a banana. if it were, it'd be appealling…………count it.

    • JoSCh

      loltypo. It's spelled appealing.

    • Curtis Payne

      i saw this and scrolled straight down to say WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Pretty sure once this shit gets around, itll actually happen. its like saying simulated rape is ok…..and anyone that thinks its ok bc its a doll obviously doesnt have a child or understand the word love. or limit

      • evad

        doll or not , still disgusting. those fucktard…

    • Adam

      Agreed ! Not o.k.

    • Mee

      I'm pretty sure, that's a doll. As a person who is not a doll, you shouldn't be so sensitive.

  • dick

    #1 what the fuck is up with that dudes face in the 2nd row?

    • sean

      It appears he might have been one of the problems but he is not anymore.

    • AllanA

      He's probably in his secret club #32

    • Taco_Depot

      i'm going to go out on a limb here, but perhaps it was a fight.

    • Danno

      Mutha fuckin Zombie!

    • Captain Obvious

      What about the slack jawed yokel in the first row?

    • usmc_chiver

      Well, he looks like he's sitting next to a group of mafiosos…

    • Womp

      meta world peace

    • giveapintnotashit

      He probably looked at a picture of Chuck Norris.

  • Roeshamboe

    #25 just a little more to go! Smokin hot!

    • strikamos

      It's Joana Duarte, Portuguese Actress

    • ThatJoshGuy

      Who pushed pause?! Where's the play button?! For the good of mankind please let her finish!

    • Samknox

      She's Joana Duarte and she's an actress in my country Portugal…

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #11 Dear God, YESSSSS!!

    • Meep

      Ai Shinozaki!!

      • Ned_Plimpton

        Oohh!!! Thanks for the name! Look what uncle Neddy found!

        • Ned_Plimpton

          Actually, after a second glance I don't think that's her…. Still glad I found.

        • Dick Folgers

          I have no choice but to thumb you up for calling yourself uncle Neddy…well done.

      • press

        Ai Karumba !

        • AlMart

          Is that Arabic? It sure ain't Spanish.

  • Chive On

    #23 reminds me of Tomb Raider but so does #25…

    • Jessica Condrey

      lol it does look like Lara's Mansion pool 😉

      • Goldmember

        Yes it does. So fun to dive head first and miss the pool…

  • MarthaJeane

    #30 You got it dude!

    • Bhodi

      Nicely played

    • Awesome PDT

      Nailed it.

    • ed wood

      thx 4 the laugh

  • dagleja3

    #6 – Eenie, Meenie, Minnie, Moe!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      …like the mouse?

    • Underbaker

      Are we choosing which one will take her top off next?

    • Hunter X

      Umm…isn't there only TWO logical choices here?

      • Nishtai

        Yeah, all of them at once, or one at a time

    • clenis

      I'd go with the topless ones, Eeny and Meenie on the left.

    • jreddy23

      "You two…on the right…come with me."

    • Novakane

      En….. Wholly shit! b00bs!!!!

    • djb

      The "faceback" app says the girl in the black should be selected FTW!

  • HOOK

    #13 #20 Need MOAR

    • HOOK

      All day long honey.

      • thzchic

        What do you do

  • RedSoxCuse

    So true.

    • Eric

      If they still had videos, nobody would watch. Once you could watch music videos on the internet there was no demand for them on TV. People need to stop bitching about MTV like it really matters.

  • Chicago Sean

    #11 Far East Katie Perry. #25 Keep going…

  • thatguy

    #4 This

    • Failed

      what's is the chive's weird obsession with justin bieber?

      • Dolly Parton

        They think their target audience is in high school. I'm a grown man, like I store room in my brain for Beiber hatred.

    • 9909

      so, you can get fewer chicks than a guy with no penis? hooray?

      • sean

        whats the use in females if you dont have a penis? 9909 your argument is pure fail.

  • Anonymous


  • Taco_Depot

    #1 one does not simply, have no bitch problems

    • 650

      I don't get how/why #10 is funny or even interesting. I mean come on, you're using MLK Jr. It's like asking people to be pissed at you for being such an effing cracker, instead of just laughing at you for being such a nerd. Bad decision, Chive. Stupid.

      • EffingCracker

        You're a fucking jackass. It was a joke.

        • 650

          no shit, dumbfuck. point is, it'd better be an awesome joke if you're gonna trivialize something so important.

          I'm sure you're a pretty big joke though. no doubt.

          • sean

            HA you got butthurt over somethin on the internet. must be scary going out into the real world on your own nowadays eh? or maybe not since everything nowadays seems to be made to protect immature, weakminded pussies like you 😛

            • 650

              you're as ignorant as you are Canadian

  • jackson

    #11 #13
    simply lovely, starts my day with a warm smile (?)- would love to see more!

  • Miss Understood

    Hey boss ….. I've got some good news and some bad news …..

    • Token Black Chiver


    • reaperMEDIC

      Who else read this in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice?

  • AtlChiver

    #17 Ron Fucking Swanson

  • meantux

    #1 not that bad!.. could be the dude sittin behind him!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Good catch. Looks like he got knocked the fuck out.

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #14 Id say kill it with fire…. but Im pretty sure his kind are immune to fire

    • Paul

      What movie was that daywalker in on the right…just remember he was from the trailer park or.something like that

      • ick


  • Onlooker

    #20 Smile is great! Now show us the rest!

  • bob_the_cook

    #28- EVERY DAMN DAY!

  • jjj

    Leaves me wanting more women, cmon chive, give us what we want, girls girls and more girls

    • [pl

      get up from behind the computer and go get laid. problem solved.

      • jjj

        Maybe I will come and fuck you, lol

        • [pl

          either way, you'd be more proactive.

    • Josh

      There's a whole interwebz out there to be had little jjj. I bet some of those "sites" even have pictures of gurlz!

  • Sam Malone

    #3 isn't funny, the vodka bottle is a nice touch when it comes to ignorance and stupidity,gives a reason to knock the parents teeth out.

    • Sam Malone

      ^^^doesnt give 2 shits if its a doll or not.

      • Chris Wheatley

        ^^^ doesnt give 2 shits about someone who wishes they were on Cheers

        • Norm

          Lay off my buddy Sam, or you gotta mess with me

        • Cliff Claven

          Quit playing in that shitty garage trash band and do something with your life, maybe you can become a postman

        • Woody

          Even in Indiana that haircut you have Chris is a failure, move out of your parents basement, do something else for the love of Hoosiers

        • Carla

          Damn it Wheatley!!!!

          Stupid Wheatley……..what can we expect.

        • Coach

          Mumbles something off topic…

    • Yep

      Assuming they have teeth to knock out

    • usmc_chiver

      It also gives you something to knock their teeth out WITH 🙂

    • svp

      yea i really hope that baby is fake. observe and report!

    • Dan Hewett

      so… much… fucking… rage… not. funny. not cool. find this fucker and kick their teeth in

    • kait

      agreed.. not funny at all..
      who does that?

  • tralfaz

    #19 The Tell.

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