Some people shouldn’t be parents (23 Photos)


  • nojoke420

    #21 Darwin prepares to pounce

    • Ned_Plimpton

      I'd rather Jerry Sandusky watch my kid, with Casey Anthony supervising.

    • facepalm

      on the wrong person…

  • guthrie

    #21 wtf!! Why didn't anyone do anything.. She should be beaten with a stick

    • tybardy

      someone DID do something… someone took a picture!

    • maybe

      maybe it is a mosquito net/ cheese cloth?

    • Mr Man

      Cos the whole point of natural selection is that idiot genes die out.

  • Fall

    Parenting at its finest!

  • Martin_McFly

    #22 Oh My God….

    • Levian

      And there goes the tongue!

    • fake

      unplugged

    • JLBugbee

      I did this every time my mom made cookies when I was a kid.

    • April C.

      For christ's sake…take the beaters off!!!!!

    • Erbn

      I'm sure it's unplugged, but she could still lose both thumbs. I've had my hands pinched when those heavy tops unexpectedly drop back down, and it's not something you'll ever repeat.

  • ChrisDG74

    #1 – Meh, it's only Playboy. Now Hustler would be a different story. She's not going to see any beef curtains here.

    • nuccabay

      wow thats a new one…beef curtains haha

      • JohnsShadow

        Beef curtains is not new, youngin'. Different terms for the meat flaps have been around for centuries.

    • DoomsDayDub

      Dad wants her to be a lesbian so he doesn't have to worry about boys when she is a teenager.

    • Zorro

      That is the Dec 2011 Leeann Tweeden issue. Just showing the kid the perfect woman. Beauty, brains, and a real cool person.

    • Chuck Norris

      lol at americans being so shocked by nudity. "OMFG I THINK I SAW 1/4th OF A NIPPLE ZOMG!!!"

      • passwordistaco

        Actually Chuck I'm pretty sure everyone is saying it's NOT a big deal.

        • Chuck Norris

          i know. but it's posted under "some people shouldn't be parents", so………

  • Acesevens

    #1
    He is just showing his son where milk comes from.

    • KO617

      That's 100% a daughter…or the parents didn't get choosey on the color of the baby clothes given to them at the shower.

    • tv_paul

      Yeah, from plastic jugs.

    • Lunch_Box

      It's not like the kid will remember anything.

    • bumble

      Dad = Oh Yea
      Baby = Oh Yea Lunch Time

  • LOL

    If I fucked my life up with my emotions letting me believe having a kid was a good idea at first, I'd probably end up doing all this shit, too.

    • Marty

      We thank you for your choice.

  • sam

    First

    • Drew

      LMAO Not even close, loser, more like 8. Not that it should fucking matter because "FIRST" proclaimers are lame.

      • KO617

        People who bash on people who claim first are just as lame.

        • Kowabunga

          people who bash on people who bash on people who claim first are lame too.

          • Black guy

            First

            • Woop

              He is the First black guy. I see what you did there..

  • @lackofabetter

    #7 I have no idea how my daughter became a stripper. Must be the MTV

  • CowboyChiver

    #11 Poor kid doesn't stand a chance…

    • EveryoneUnder20

      This is why I'm against gay people having kids.

      • Phil_Shiffley

        and the other 21 images are reasons why being straight is better? Not all homosexuals are like this, just like not all straight parents are like the other 21. Stupid is stupid, no matter what you are.

        • Randy Marsh

          especially if it's gay-stupid.

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #16 Angelina Jolie's nanny… Worst job ever.

    • N8orius

      Beat me to it, well done sir.

      • dutchmaster

        i was gonna go with madonna but jolie is even better with her black eye pea babies

        well played

        • Cannonfodder

          LoL I was going to say Someone needs to shop in Jolie… but I think this covered it

  • florence

    #3 Actually horrible children actually spawn at walmart, if one sneaks into your cart and you leave the store, tough luck that's your kid now.

    • Anaphylaxis

      This looks like Costco or related store.

    • brother

      the more you know. cause knowledge is power!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=687010440 Logan Read

        It actually is. Actually

    • alright

      seems good to me. Kid gets to chill and parent/ other shoppers don't have to listen to him complain. pick your fights.

  • ChiTownChiver

    Sell outs

  • KO617

    #17…this happened to me when I was a child. To be fair, I suggested it.

    • GuinessHangover

      Is that John Lithgow?

  • Alfred

    #13 Michael Jackson's daughter all grown up…

  • ksn

    Free the leash kids

    • Falthor

      have more then 2 kids under 4 and let me know how you fair without a leash by yourself.

      • DaddyD

        *fare

        • bil

          Hand cuffs and a stroller

          • tralfaz

            Duct tape

            • Chuck Norris

              nutting the fuck up and just dealing with it.

              • Falthor

                bring it chuck.

      • DoomsDayDub

        Here's a suggestion for you know. Don't have more than 2 kids under 4. Idiot.

        • Falthor

          twins asshat. we were planning on having just 2 and the second pregnancy was twins. That being said you don't know shit abotu shit so shut up. Have a pudding pop and smile.

          • DoomsDayDub

            Still doesn't excuse tying your kids up like animals/slaves. Oh, and I took your advice and had a pudding pop…….delicious! Now go back to being a horrible parent b*tch boy.

            • Falthor

              let me know how it goes with your family that has more then 2 little ones at the same time, and I'll take your sarcasm under advisement.

      • Chiver

        fuck u for having moar than 2 kids under 4. faggot.

  • shewentwhoa

    #9 #14 #20
    Omg thats terrible hahaha

    • Master_Rahl

      Feel SO bad for that kid getting a face full of lard ass. She'll NEVER ride a bike again. And will probably wake up screaming for years to come. Ugh…

    • moeshere foxdale

      you so got that right…girlfriend…LOL

    • whentheunicornjumped

      We all know #9farted too. poor kid.

  • CLT Chiver

    I see stupid people breeding.

  • Barf

    Reminds me of that one lady swinging her child around claiming it is healthy for the baby's circulation… I look at stupid people sometimes and think "really? That the sperm cell that won???"

    • Slam

      Did you see that statement on facebook today? Someone sent me an ecard and it had that phrase haha.. love it.

  • matt

    #8 Juggahoes!

    • Travis

      Total simulpost FTW!

    • nuccabay

      new workaholics tonight!

  • Travis

    #8 Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

    • amrith777

      Fucking condoms–how do they work?

  • Michael

    #20 says DERP

    • Ned_Ryerson

      i laughed pretty hard at this pic. ashamed? ……sure. still funny though.

  • DereK 8 []

    #22 Loved doing this as a kid!!, and still do!!

    • Travis

      But nah I tak lik dis

    • DaddyD

      I'm going to guess that your mom disconnected the beater from the outlet first, and probably disconnected the wisks as well. I know mine did.

      • CBDeadman

        I take the beaters out of the mixer before I give them to my kids.

  • iXOredheds

    #5 #7 #9 #13 It's amazing that so many poor children are brought into this world by such mentally handicapped asshole parents.

    • DaddyD

      Some rich children have mentally handicapped asshole parents as well.

    • Rick

      If you're too stupid not to breed, it's the obvious cause-effect. These are the same people who buy pitbulls and don't neuter them.

    • kidsatbars are cool

      the first two were probably just complaining of boredom and there parents were just trying to show them a good time

  • steve

    #21 OH. MY. GOD. LOOK AT THOSE PRICES! 😀

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Plastic bags really do give you the most fun for your money.

      • tortilla

        i see your plastic bag and raise you Bubble Wrap and an Empty Box!

        Check and mate

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