‘Call Me Maybe’ gets the meme treatment (18 Photos)

  • jim

    #14 I don't know why, but this stalker chick gives me a boner…

    • Bud

      Stalker boners are usually the fullest

    • Art

      I would have her baby sounds crazy but more of her

      • Heaven

        I would have her baby too.. O_o

    • Tim

      It's because she looks like she do degrading things for your attention.

    • Ouch

      Gives good head.
      As long as she doesn't have a bald spot, she looks like everyone else

    • Big Poppa

      fake number, fake name bang this chick n feel no shame. Splash

    • Nishtai

      She's super cute. I can't stop picturing her as a great "Amy Sullivan" for Don Coscarelli's "John Dies At The End". Weird…

    • https://www.facebook.com/DigitalNight Blake Wilson

      looks like AppleMilk1988 from Youtube.

    • milo10

      you sick bastard

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    #8 just pips #7.

    But, hey, everyone is a winner here!

    • Dee

      Oh yeah, it is hilarious that in reality a dingo ATE a baby and a woman went to jail for three years for being wrongfully accused of killing her own child.

      No really it is too funny.

  • will turner


    I laughed harder than i should

    • Fish On

      Definitely the best one

    • r@f

      i fuckin hate how i sang every 1 of them to get to the punchline.

      • justsomeguy

        i was really hoping for an arrested development reference in there somewhere lol

    • Nishtai

      I laughed harder at #18

  • UpperDecker


  • UpperDecker

    First…but I doubt it when it posts. FML….at least this weekend is Prairie Fest!!

    • Dr_Batman

      What the fuck are you even talking about?

    • Ralphehh

      Fucking noof

  • Logicyup

    #7 wins… that is all.

    • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

      I actually spit on my monitor after reading this… too f'in funny

    • Anon

      You know you read it with an accent too

    • Rawsker

      I actualy laughed out loud! I aint even stoned…yet

    • Shay

      I said it out loud in my Elaine from Seinfeld voice!

      • nuccabay

        without a doubt!!!

    • lame

      and yet the stupid PEDO-VAN one, that doesnt even rhyme, gets more thumbs up… lame!

    • Gabe

      too soon…

    • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

      Was at work when I read this and everyone looked at me crazy when I laughed a little too hard at this

    • Jimbob

      But I'm a dingo, and i ate your baby

  • BOOMstick

    #18 not cool

    • whitt

      Have to say I agree. That was taking it just a bit too far.

      • Arcona

        oh dont be silly, my dad had it, and it sucked.. but when you make fun of it you lessen the impact and conversational stigma that it has. laughter is the best medicine!

    • hahaAlzheimershaha

      Alzheimers took it over the top??? The Kiddy rape van was ok but dont make fun of a disease that people cant control…? Nicely done Douche!

      • tybardy

        my thoughts exactly… kiddy rape van seems a bit more terrible than laughing at the elderly/sickly. But 80-90% of the things on this site are low brow, and totally awesome at the same time. So who's judging?

    • Alzheimer's

      I was really upset by one of these, but I can't remember which one.

    • nwf

      Only one that made me laugh. Guess I'm going to hell.

      • MAGSGQ

        Me too.

      • Aoi

        It's his face dude, look at his face lol!

    • thatguy

      Hey I just met you and this is crazy but loosen up and get a sense of humor maybe?

      • Always Last

        Hey did we just meet or did BOOMstick just discover the internet??? Look! Squirrel!!!

    • Dr_Batman

      Well hey there, Debbie fucking Downer.

    • Hawk

      Very Cool made me lol

    • yomamma

      Get off the site if you're going to be a bitch and get emotional about it. This site was made for Men, not faggots.

  • Martin_McFly

    #1 Yea… that conversation was NOT pleasant…

    • Inbred Jed

      Brought back memories, eh?

      • tv_paul

        Are you sure you're not talking about Lea Thompson's Mammaries?

        • Martin_McFly

          Dude, come on, that's my Mom you're talkin' about!

          • tv_paul

            Sorry, hey maybe you can answer this. How come nobody ever noticed that your girl friend Jennifer changed between the first 2 trips through time? Did Doc screw things up?

            • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

              Black helicopter inbound. Do not resist.

  • Bob

    was just checking these out yesterday. Very funny. HATE THAT SONG!!!

    • Busta Hymen

      The song is the worst piece of shit I've ever heard.

      Anyone who likes it is a little girl ,gay boy, or oxygen deprived adult. No exceptions.

    • Bob


  • Braden

    Nice dick

    • thatguy

      Why thank you! It pulls to the right just a little but it… oh wait, you probably just forgot the comma…

    • Guest

      Nice ass

  • Jim

    Hahaha! These are great!!

    • Davo

      No. No they're not. They're actually incredibly fucking lame

  • Macro

    Pretty much all of them made me LOL. Especially #4 #6 #10.

    • Master_Rahl

      #11 #15 #18 Agreed, these ones did pretty well, too. Made me get the 'why is that weirdo laughing to himself' stare as someone walked by

  • KEV

    #18 SUCKS MAN

  • http://twitter.com/bdaley84 @bdaley84

    #1 Lea Thompson was hot in BttF.

    • Daniel Tosh

      I say the original Jennifer was hotter

      • tv_paul

        Which one? Claudia Wells or Elisabeth Shue? I like Shue, because if the Shue fits wear it.

    • ruzzle

      She was rather boner inducing in Howard the Duck as well

      • tv_paul

        All The Right Moves she gets naked and in Casual Sex nice butt shot.

        • MebbeBebbe

          Thumbs up for the aforementioned butt shot. That movie is almost worth it just for that.

      • nuccabay

        best movie ever…

    • Travis

      She's still pretty hot now too

  • ottomanismydog

    #15 should be jerry sandusky and instead of a van a pool table. too soon?

    • ThatGuy

      Too soon would have been day after all that news broke a year or whenever ago. You're good.

    • psu16

      I go to state college and i was making sandusky jokes since day one. Did you know TIGHT ENDS go to penn state to become WIDE RECIEVERS?

  • tv_paul

    #8 No problemo!

    • Busta Hymen

      I remember the story of a guy waking up after pretty much this exact situation. Freaked out because it burned horrifically when he peed.

      Went to the Doc expecting the clap. Turns out it was a chili seed stuck in his wiener hole.

      True Story.

      • tv_paul

        There is always danger when you travel south of the border. Especially when you're doing Rectal spelunking.

      • Notknowing

        A chili seed in her (or his) turd? NASTY. And what are the chances of this happening?

    • MonkeyMadness

      I am DTF

  • WVBoy

    #8 Fine!!! You talked me into it!

  • BGrimsleyII

    #10 …too soon??….Nah

    • Wood Duck

      i'm sure Ronald Poppo is laughing his face off now…

  • misschris

    #18 I feel bad about laughing at this, but I did.

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      Yeah, I may be going to hell for laughing as hard as I did at this one.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      not sure why this is the one everyone is feeling questionable about since face-chewing bath salts zombie, child abductor, and baby eating dingo memes also made the list.

      • God

        america: where it's more socially acceptable to make fun of someone getting their face chewed off or their baby getting eaten by a dingo than to make a joke about alzheimers. merica, fuck yeah!

    • Henry

      Hey, it's not like there's anyone here with Alzheimer's to get upset by it, and even if there is, they'll forget in a couple minutes.

  • Bean

    #14 listens to this song on repeat

    • Kayla

      please someone help me find this video!!! i cannot believe i havent seen it!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/greg.viau.7 Greg

    that was hilarious!!!

  • usmc_chiver

    #8 There's nothing to think about. I would in a heartbeat. [Side note – if a girl walks up to you and says "I just met you, wanna stick it in my ass?" and you walk away – turn in your man card now]

    • S L

      The only time that will happen is if its a ladyboy and I wouldnt walk away, Id run.

      • usmc_chiver

        Well played….

    • chucklesclown

      I don't know, man. Seems a little pointless if there's a perfectly good vagina just an inch and a half away. And condoms are usually just a quick run to the store.

      • ilikevaginatoo

        how the hell do you know that vagina is perfectly good? hmmm hmmmm

        • chucklesclown

          I don't. However, that doesn't change my statement. Such an approach can be summed up by the following condition: if perfectly good vagina, then use that; else, explore other options.

    • other usmc_chiver

      unless you're in thailand

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Fond of the STDs then?

    • Busta Hymen

      Oh yeah, I'm sure you can't catch anything from some tramp walking up to you and telling you to bareback her asshole.

  • Martin_McFly


  • WisGal_KCCO

    Hilarious post. #2 #7 are some of my faves. And #15 .. I laughed a little harder than what may be deemed appropriate. Hell, they all made me laugh harder than I should have. Thanks Chive!

  • vmalnd

    #7 #8 and #10 cracked me up…ps that song blows

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