Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • guthrie

    #2 that kitty is doing it right

    • Oakley

      ^could only Imagine how comfy that cat is

    • ho hum yawn

      “WHAT“ … exactly is the kitty doing right genius….? Or are you simply posting a comment that you think all the other sheep will agree with…. ummmm duhh MOAR , ummmm der FIND… post something original for a change…..

      • The Chivers

        oh yeah? just for that i'm going to reply to you with a comment based on your original comment, only slightly edited so that it insults you instead of us and pretend it makes me clever as opposed to another unoriginal douchebag.

        • ho hum yawn

          oooooh i feel so belittled , you sir are truly a superior being

      • http://www.thechive.com mrbrixon

        the kitty is laying on the titties properly. that sir, is what the kitty is doing right. if i were a nimble little kitty and I had my choice…i might choose to lay in between as to make a lil titty kitty sandwich, but not all kittys think alike.

        what a douche.

    • guthrie

      just like i did FIRST right

      • babyfartmagizax

        is this Rucca trying to make someone look bad again? you're a douche

    • Muadieb

      find her?

    • AJG

      Find her!!!

  • whosyopapi

    #22 I knew I was a Poland soccer fan for a reason

    • Stevie Jay

      It's football. Not soccer.

      • Shearer

        Same thing, get over it, idiot.

      • DUBU2DEATH

        actually its futbol not football but really its just soccer

        • mike~

          actually in english speaking countries its Football.

    • mortimer2206

      Natalia Siwiec

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=670415236 Maciej Hein

        She is hotttt 🙂

        • mikeltn

          She looks like Angelina Jolie's doppleganger

      • Ashlie

        I thought it was Alexandra Bittencourt at first, but I guess you're right. Don't Google Alexandra from work fyi.

    • Woody
    • Sausage

      You like old Polish guys??

  • First

    First

    • whosyopapi

      More like third, but nice try

      • First

        1 down…..

        • First

          I like penis.

      • MonkeyMadness

        Don't feed the trolls, they only try to play it off like they meant to fail. You can't win against asshole logic.

        • Jennifer

          Shut the fuck up.

          • MonkeyMadness

            See? Point proven.

            • monkeydick

              your an idiot

            • exactly

              shut up, asshat.

  • scoop it

    #8 Sara Jean Underwood is the hottest woman on the planet!

    • Bill

      wasn't sure you were right about that being her… so I checked her pictures…. 2 things…. You're correct…and thank you for giving me a reason(as if one was needed) to revisit her playboy shots(AMAZING)

    • Vic

      seriously love her!

    • Her fiancé

      No-hottest in the universe

    • subz

      which one?? doesnt look like her to me

    • shread it

      agreed. she's the hawtest piece of plastic i've ever seen

    • lazylightning

      she's not even the hottest chick in that photo

    • TylerDurdenUMD

      You have obviously never seen Kate Upton.

    • Davis

      I'd like to get into Sara Jean's underwear

  • daniel

    #18 win

    • phoenixpwns

      Disagreed. Thats a super dick move. Borderline scam.

      • MonkeyMadness

        It's not a scam if it clearly says he is selling the photo. People need to learn to read.

        • phoenixpwns

          True, like I said borderline but the title of the sale itself is misleading.

          • 6_Crack_rocks

            any ass clown that is willing to pay $1,175 for a pair of shoes deserves to have his money taken away from him. He obviously has to much anyways.

            • Hassel Shattnerhoff

              yeah, that's how society should work … you're a fucking tool.

              • 6_Crack_rocks

                Says a guy who is obviously stupid enough to pay over a grand for a pair of ugly shoes. I paid $500 once for a pair of hand crafted hiking boots. Those things were fucking awesome, but i still felt kind of stupid for paying $500 for a pair of shoes. But those had a use, these shoes are stupid looking and in general useless.

                • Smitty

                  I support your decision to shell out that much money. A good pair of real hiking boots off the shelf will run a minimum of at least 200-250.

          • MonkeyMadness

            I'd like to stick a picture of a foot up the seller's ass. Plus another thing… $6.85 for shipping??? Not only is he sticking it to the seller for over a grand, but he's going to charge him almost 7 bucks to mail a photo??

    • Derp

      I saw this on judge Judy once. A woman paid like $500 for a picture of a camera. Judge Judy took the woman who sold it and ate her face.

      • eino

        was Judge Judy on bath salts!…..when was this

      • joe

        I saw one about a phone. Judge Judy told the seller off, but the seller hadn't specified that she was selling only the picture of the cell phone. This one is.

        • KyleHeier

          incorrect. I remember that episode (sadly), and the seller had stated in the disclaimer at the bottom of her listing that it was just the photo. Keep in mind that the disclaimer was simply the fine print at the bottom of her listing. Either way, selling with the intent to mislead is well deserving of a heavy beating…. imo.

      • Arry Potta

        I also remember this. I think I saw it on Reddit or something. But the loop hole she found was the seller had specified a weight of the phone and the photo the woman received didn't match the weight obviously.

    • Karma

      Fuck this guys mother. He'll get his.

    • Lord Helmet

      FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL YOOOOOOOOU!!!!!

    • pretty smile

      Real pair went for 93k…… What the fuck is wrong with people……

  • dalyk

    #30 how…?

    • 6655321

      Besides claws? I have no idea.

    • JESSE

      I think he meant an un-Bear-able mistake

  • https://www.facebook.com/georgeriveraiscool12 George Rivera

    #30 I wonder how they got that bear down. 😮

    • Cartridge

      Other than a little nudge? not much

      • gaz

        gravity

    • Scott

      Rifle?

      • SGT_Fati

        Beat me to it Scott

    • acasilaco

      I'm guessing with a big net or trampoline held under the bear by several people, and then a veterinarian with a gun that shoots tranquilizer darts. Once the bear is shot, you just have to catch him with the net, and then before he wakes up, move him to a safer place. That's pretty much what they've done on a few recent incidents in my town when bears climb up into trees right in the middle of residential areas.

      • Gus

        hmmm?… 20' up a tree vs. 80' up a power pole?… Let's consider that for a moment.

    • RGH

      Bear-a-chute.

      • dewarz

        I see what you did there.

    • Rick

      And somewhere in California, there's a bear skeleton, decorated with tatters of fur, draped over a power transmission tower brace…

    • Moknowsbest

      If it was in texas im guessing a hale of gun fire

    • Caleb

      get down from there bear, you're drunk again

    • Smitty

      I don't know, but the answer will probably shock you.

  • justinmacumber

    #22 MOAR! Find moar!

  • Rollout25

    #2 Kat: These are mine bro.

    • tilie3

      i'm sure she'll tell you where she bought them

  • sean

    #30 those heights look unbearable 😉

    • whosyopapi

      I see what you did there

    • 6655321

      Come on, that's bearly a joke.

      • A-nom

        Aaahhhhhhh

    • Ozzy

      I can't bear to watch!

    • giggity

      Could you pawsibly some up with a lamer joke?

      • insanely great

        Bear with me for a moment..

        • jajajajajajaja

          The suspense is unbearable….

  • phew

    #9 that might just be the greatest thing i've ever seen. can't stop laughing

    • Wayne

      Are you new to this world?

    • MonkeyMadness

      You can't stop laughing? You should go to the emergency room, I'm serious. I'm worried about you. Non stop laughing can be bad for you. You shouldn't visit sites like this if you are susceptible to uncontrolled fits of laughter.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        I think you may have cured him.

        • MonkeyMadness

          lol @ all the thumbs down. I guess I pissed some people off. You always hear stories about how great Chivers are. I'm guessing they're not talking about the ones that troll the forums.

          • Frank

            No, i think they're just not talking about you.

          • 94837

            yeah. anybody that thumbs you down MUST be a troll, as opposed to just thinking you're not funny. cute.

    • Static

      i agree! for some reason this is really funny!

    • Darth Yogurt

      Horses have no souls so they deserve to flip hard.

    • JFrost

      The best part is the way the people are so chill.
      "There he goes again, flippin over fences'n shit."

    • http://www.thechive.com mrbrixon

      I just dont understand what happens…does he like faint half way over? you know like them fainting sheep… baaaahhhhh stiff as a board…down he goes.

      • Horse Girl

        He didn't have the room to rock back and lift his front end to get the height needed to cleanly clear the fence. His front legs hit and caused a rotational fall.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lee.steitz.1 Lee Steitz

    #30 his thirst for getting high was unBEARable

    • sean

      i beat you to the joke! bear your head in shame!

  • Brad

    #13 Why wait for a heart attack or diabetes when you can have both right now?

    • whosyopapi

      Is this legit? A real burger menu item?

      • insanely great

        yes it's real. Apparently it's a new treat for obese America…lol 🙂

      • Mowwy

        It can't be – as if BK would serve anything ia. n real glass or b. looking that good.. This pic is total BS.

    • Skedaddle

      I bet it looks just like that too.

  • unstablegirl

    #9 WTF?!?

    • Frank

      Somersault leg drop

  • rerew

    #18 i wonder if the same thing happened with the mona lisa?

  • daneish

    Awesome….in Seattle and dma is out at 12. Chive on.

  • Vic

    #8 is sexy and hah #27 thats too funny!

  • steve

    #16 i'm sorry son your baseball is gone forever.

    but dad it's just down those stairs

    pardon my french but fuck that shit

    • a small giant

      i just finished watching Prometheus. hell to tha no!

      • Observation Jones

        It's a fucking rug.

        • reznor

          can somebody direct me on where to purchase this 'fucking rug'. Tried Tineye and came up with fucking nothing

          • tapsnapornap

            I'd be too scared to fuck on that rug

    • point

      try a little harder, steve

    • Static

      SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

      Are you kidding me??? that rug is AWESOME!!! LOL (I think i would cut the tassels off the ends though!)

    • Static

      found it… its a one of a kind..

      Trong G. Nguyen, Orphic Rug, 2011
      acrylic and oil paint, 176x85cm

      damn

  • supertripodman

    #22 Money, is there nothing you can't do.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=670415236 Maciej Hein

      She sure has more money than you :P. She is a model.

    • Jay

      And with it, you can 'do' anything.

      • wandathefish

        anyone*

  • frodo

    #11 that looks like the place they lit the torches from lord of the rings

  • melindu

    #24 yeah that kid is going to grow up to be just fine…

    • Mr_Cellophane

      Parenting fail. But I see where they are coming from.
      On second thought….where can I buy this?

    • Mowwy

      It's a costume not a form of babysitting….

    • JFrost

      Can't tell if Comicon win…
      …or parenting fail

  • Mikeg01sf

    Mat cain definitly kept calm with a perfect game tonight. Go giants baby. KCCO

    • Waste

      Who cares…

      • imnotabaseballfan

        baseball fans dumbass, what the fuck kinda stooooopid question…………………………

  • RealZoo

    #20 & #22…I definitely want.

  • Future husband

    #27 must find

    • Wayne

      Absolutely

    • tapsnapornap

      She's at the bottom of the stairs

    • shad

      Anyone else think her last words were "I am not that drunk"

  • Bob Improvement

    Anyone know where I can buy #16 ?

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