If Father’s Day cards were honest (15 Photos)

Last week, we asked the Chivers to send in their best Father's Day cards for the upcoming film That's My Boy starring Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg. Some of the submissions were hilarious, others were... well hopefully the relationship with your dad is improving. Here are the top 15 submissions!

  • JPizzle

    Happy Fathers Day to all Dad Chivers out there!

    • Dakota

      thanks JP

    • Shane

      You too bro

  • Huh

    Last

  • chris

    #12 is totally the founding brothers of theChive

    • Big_James

      Yeah that's them up front I think is Megan, behind her is Emily, next up is Leo and finally John. I thought Leo was the oldest but maybe I am wrong. Happy Father's day to the man who makes the best Corn Hole boards in the world. 😉

      • Poke4Life

        Glad I'm not the only one who thought Leo was older.

    • Felcus

      Nice shirt Leo. Backdraft was totally bodacious.

    • Bud

      Is that John that looks like a taxi cab driving down the street with the doors open?

      • Caleb

        lol

  • Justakid

    Sometimes I feel that I'm a disappointment to my folks

    • Caleb

      Hopefully, we can clear this up. Did you go to college on your parents dime and major in a liberal art? Are you currently reading this on Internet they provide while munching on a snack and drinking a drink they bought? If you said yes…you just might. If you said no, then you might have a chance.

    • Bud

      Emo chiver feels sad 😦

  • KO617

    #14 why isn't this a t-shirt, without the words of course?

    • Bud

      I think you've got something here. I think it could use the right phrase though. What do you guys think. How about "I'm Bill Murray" at the top and "AND YOU'RE AWESOME" at the bottom

      • KO617

        Bud, that's magic. I'd like to get one of those bad boys if ever put into production.

        • KO617

          Or "I'm Bill Murray" "Are you the Keymaster?"

          • DaddyD

            "Am I a God?"

            "Of course. I'm Bill Fucking Murray."

    • AlsDisciple

      I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe… You.

  • SadeShadz

    #7 Ouch!

    • Canadian man

      Ouch is right. Sometimes there's no getting around it. Especially if their cheating mom buggers off with another guy to a different area and the father cant get employment in the new area. If all you can do is weekeends then at least you're staying in your kids life as much as possible.

      • Mrs. Doubtfire

        As much as possible would've been getting custody of the kids.

  • junior

    I'm the reason I never had kids, i couldn't imagine having to raise me

  • Bill

    Ok cheesy as it might seem #15 is awesome.

    • nwf

      Yup, I'd love this from my kids once they are old enough to write complete sentences.

    • Jake

      Not cheesy. Just awesome.

    • http://cooldudestuff.com CoolDudeStuff.com

      Am I the only one who thought this was a little gay to give your dad? Are you asking him to a Sadies Hawkins dance?

      • http://twitter.com/smergaman @smergaman

        Go away

    • _me

      This is clearly the note from a Cereal Killer.

  • https://www.facebook.com/AidePineda09 Aide Pineda

    #15 awesome and creative!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=744845703 David Allen

      I would love getting this card.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #13
    ZING!

  • imdowngetme

    #15 is very very creative good job shelby!

  • Randy

    #15 is awesome! I have to steal this idea one someday

  • Acesevens

    #14
    Army training sir.

    • Winger

      RAZZLE DAZZLE

      • Poke4Life

        Must go watch this movie!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/steve.buffington Steve Buffington

      That's a fact, Jack…

      • Winger

        THAT'S A FACT, JACK

  • ColaChiver

    #12 …Holy shit is that John on the far right?

    • ColaChiver

      Shit and Leo!

    • Catman

      I think you're right. The girl with the glasses looks like Emily.

    • Uh oh

      that is one balls ugly family

      • http://www.facebook.com/evening.s.barron Whiskey Rose Knight

        And yet, they now get laid far more often than you.

  • Daniel Tosh

    I'm going to spend Father's Day the best way possible… single with no kids!!

    • Hunnibadger

      Tosh on the chive? That's be pretty cool!

      • Guest

        It's not unheard of. He has submitted photos before.

        • Billy

          Yes it very hard to get pregnant sucking dicks Daniel……………

  • Taco_Depot

    #12 totally digging on that Backdraft Universal Studios shirt Leo

  • Londoner

    #12 'Miata'? Don't you mean Mazda?

    • Londoner

      Sorry, #11

    • ColaChiver

      …………It's a Mazda Miata …. -_____-

  • ghad

    no way that's really tosh

    • Jesse

      You don't say.

  • ghad

    maybe i'm an idiot, but who's the 2nd guy in #4?

    • ColaChiver

      I think it's Lindsay Lohan's dad.

    • eggnog

      Darth Vader aka Anakin Skywalker. Give Star Wars a watch sometime, I hear some people are pretty obsessed with it. (wink wink)

      • FLA

        eggnog you're an idiot. Nobody reads from top to bottom, it's left to right.

        • LarsX

          actually there is no written language that I know of who do not read from the top to the bottom.

          • http://www.facebook.com/evening.s.barron Whiskey Rose Knight

            Do…do you mean that there is no written language that you know of that reads top to bottom? Cause otherwise…uh, English. English does not read top to bottom. It goes left to right.

        • Munyshot

          the chinese do…

    • https://www.facebook.com/steve.buffington Steve Buffington

      Who's the guy in the middle, right of the Hoff?

    • SGT_Fati

      I'm pretty sure he's asking about OJ Simpson…

    • choppers

      You forgot Alec Baldwin and Mel Gibson

    • biff

      It's Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan's dad

  • Yo Mamma

    #15 is the winner

  • Seattle

    #12 Studs! #15 Best Card by far….i may have to copy that idea

    • http://cooldudestuff.com CoolDudeStuff.com

      Yeah, if you're asking your dad to a high school dance…

  • Toba

    #14 I about shat my britches.

  • Shiguy

    #14 Is the best!

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    Every day is Father's Day….and Mother's Day. but not Grandparents Day. Fuck those old bastards.

  • dantheman7

    #4 and #14 are definitely the best two!

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