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  • Fall

    #33 looks like a nice entrance, I want in!

    • FreakyBobo

      Oh, my flashlight has arrived, finally.

      • Duh.

        Fleshlight.

      • R-Dub

        *Fleshlight

      • Jayson

        That's Chuck Norris's fleshlight

        • Boner

          because he is awful and no one wants to sleep with him

        • 9847

          because he can't get laid.

    • Elleby

      A little bit small, isn't it?

    • BigusDickus

      It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway…

  • Giggity

    Not first

    • Tom

      Well he's right.

    • lols

      i feel your pain

  • NIXem

    43 kicks ass

    • AChiver

      #43

      • guest

        and NOOB

    • Vent187

      Noob.

    • cels0_o

      Noob

    • Dr_Batman

      Oh yes I do enjoy the number 43 too.

  • hootie

    #26 Pretty much sums it up…

    • acdc

      Why two dudes? Nothing wrong with that, just sayin'……….

      • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

        If we girls keep our skirts on, we probably don't leave them hanging to our knees at that point…

  • st33

    Classy
    #26

  • Dave

    #43

    I want to go to there!

    • guest

      and NOOBILISHUS.

  • Dave

    #3 I want to go to THERE!

    • AssHaterson

      That's one helluva gap!

    • chiver

      it's about time!

    • George

      Do you see the two faces in the stone center left?

  • Trav1121

    #28 is hilarious but sad, whereas #10 is just hilarious! XD

  • Uh oh

    #31
    You know how we know he's gay?

    • Luke

      Because he's wearing jorts?

    • Mikey

      Stupid child, that track setup's never going to work.

      • Horst

        It's a trap!

    • jimbozo

      Because you're gay and can tell when other people are gay…

  • Jack_LeMac

    #14 lmao

  • Capone

    #33 King Kong's fleshlight

    • Adam L

      You win at commenting today!!! LMAO!!!!!

    • AssHaterson

      Or his goatse….

    • M.C.

      Molded using Paula's vagina.

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #27 The driver needs to drive around with a Buzz Lightyear helmet on for reactions.

    • Goldfinger

      Thank you MarthaJeane. I'm a bit slow this Monday.

    • Guest

      Yes, thank you for explaining that. Guess I'm slow today too.

    • Macro

      Totally did not get it either. Cheers.

    • WisGal_KCCO

      Ha, at least someone figured it out for the rest of us. I sure didn't get it until I saw your comment.

      • LOL

        same

      • Kristen

        That's because you're a stupid, no-tit whore.

        • WisGal_KCCO

          Ok, Kristen, we get it. Now stop following me around and GTFO.

    • mark

      Gracias!

    • https://www.facebook.com/Dweppler08 DeAnna Michelle Weppler

      Took me a minute of studying this picture before I saw the car name above the license plate. The helmet would be a great idea imo.

    • Stephen hogdahl

      Haha never would have figured that out, thank you

  • MylesofStyles

    #7 This is just downright disturbing.

    • upy3rz

      Wow, Prince has nice bewbz.

    • Charlie Murphy

      I heard mad cats be like, "Ay yo, Shalamar, got a new girl in there man, that bitch is fine like a mother fucker." Micki Free is not a girl, aight.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #1 "I Love Not You"?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Jesus, if I could like this a million times I would! – Kim"

    • jeff

      you are fucking stupid. no one wants to read the stupid shit that you post because you think it's so funny.

      • smallchinaman

        Nice of you to call out stupid posts. Oddly enough, I haven't seen you comment on any of the following posts: Like a boss, I have the strangest boner, MOAR, First, Why isn't she in the kitchen, kill it with fire, etc. Do you consider those intelligent and funny posts?

    • http://twitter.com/DMDaw @DMDaw

      #1 New York does not love you.

    • S.Shuttle

      Paula can be seen from orbit.

    • Barf

      Still laughing at your vagina mold #33

    • barry

      PAULA IM GOING TO LONDON NEXT WEEK BUT WHERE SHOULD I GO?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Any bar with 'oyster' in its name.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "For once, Paula, you have read my mind and actually said something that isn't horrible or troll. You ma'm are awesome."

    • PaulasMother

      KIll yourself. The day you die will be a Chive holiday.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Careful meow, you just might get your wish…

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Fuck Paula, you made me smile against my will again…..must fight troll….must resist Paula's persistence….must not thumb up! AAAHHHGGHH – 99bags"

        • Paula=Cunt

          I hope he gets his wish… bitch

          • ShakeyTheMoyle

            Paula Rules…You halfwits drool. Disparaging Paula is like going to a bar for the first time and picking on the regulars. You end up looking like a tool. Buy a beer, sit in the corner and when you can play nice maybe then you can have an opinion. Until then…stfu. Pretty simple.

  • FreakyBobo

    #13

    Apocalypse Now anyone?

    • Steve

      the horror

  • Paul W

    #34 Damn could well be.

    • TIM

      Already is.

    • Spotts

      "or-well-ian"

      • Paul W

        ?

        • ShakeyTheMoyle

          George Orwell…the book "1984"…Big Brother is watching…sigh.

          • AggieRob

            I don't wanna live in this dystopia anymore…

    • Notknowing

      Be afraid. 'merica is watching you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #12 Now that guy parties hard

  • Pimp_Paul

    i don't get #29

    • Johnny Wad

      Wolf howling at the moon.. not sure it was done purposely though

    • Whale

      Looks like a wolf/dog?

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        And howling at a goldfish:|

  • Ron Burgundy?

    Are the red ones supposed to be roofies? #6

    • TomatoTipper

      Safe, this round at least.

    • ezwelchman

      probably Plan B….hence use a condom vs Plan B….use A, or require B…..did i just make a pun…i might have

      • Unfkngblvbl

        Dude, that'd be around $2,000 worth of Plan B….so, no.

    • lols

      ectasy

  • misschris

    #34 Would make a great wallpaper

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      http://bit.ly/HxPJ30

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "This bitch is good. You unoriginal bastards couldn't have come up with something clever like this. Fuck."

      • Billy

        Shut up bob………

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Oh fuck off meow. I was just helping the redhead. I can't help but help redheads…

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Fan testimonial: "Holy shit. this might be the first funny/original comment i've ever seen on this site. EVER."

          • TomatoTipper

            I could help her better.

  • boob_cuddle

    #10 classic Simpsons.

  • Bradyized

    #1 It's true. We don't.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      The book is now open that Bradyized is not even originally from NYC….

      • Bradyized

        Sorry… Born and raised. B)

    • larry

      New Yorkers are so stupid they didn't even put the heart on the shirt.

    • Ethan Shuster

      "Yeah, screw those tourists!"

      I wonder what would happen to the economy of your city if all the tourists disappeared.

  • Sick350Z

    #9 Huh? So you spell Thursday with an R? And Sunday is the first day of the week?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Sunday IS the first day of the week and to keep the days with just one letter, Thursday would not be confused with Tuesday by using an R instead of a T. Most people use TH though.

      • Tore

        In most of the world, Monday is the first day of the week. Only in America and a few other countries, that haven't adopted ISO 8601 is Sunday the first week of the week.

        From what ive gathered, this is because the Sabbath is the 7th day, where god rested, according to old testimony, and thats on the saturday.

    • Derp

      *facepalm*

    • herb

      It's a standard office abbreviation to avoid confusion between Tuesday and Thursday.

    • Amanda

      Have you never looked at a calendar? Sunday is the first day of the week.

    • oblongone

      sunday is the first day of the week

    • guest

      quick, how many cigarettes. Sunday might be the first day of the week, but Monday is the first day to quit smoking in this case.

    • The Guy

      A 350z is the first car of the weak.

      • anon

        irrelevant, yet neccessary

  • Magie

    my pills look nothing like that, my bet's on roofies

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Looks like Sudafed to me.

      • funny

        i agree

  • WisGal_KCCO

    #15 got me chuckling. 🙂

    • http://www.facebook.com/elliott.tso.9 Elliott Tso

      Hedgehog prolly favorite small pet..

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