Cool down and Choose your Ride (29 HQ Photos)

  • Paula_

    Fuck! Off! With! Those! Bloody! Cars!1!1 There's a seperate site for that; Reddit!
    Nobody cares and it just damages my scrollwheel.

    Oh, and my dear minions, yes, your beloved Paula is….
    It's gonna be a good day, I can feel it in the force…

    – Fan testimonial: "I don't understand the general dislike of Paula_ I find it humorous to see how worked up everyone gets… successful troll is successful – DH"

    • beserker

      what you know about whats goo for a mans soul?

      Ladies, drinks, and cars..

      • Paula_

        Cars have NO business here on the Chive. Shred 'em!

        – Fan testimonial: "I can't tell if your comment is telling or merely mockery. At any rate, it speaks close to the truth in some cases. – LucretiusCarus"

        • beserker

          lol.. im sure you know what the chive should have mr editor… we all know paula is a bisexual midget who lacks the common midget ability of x-ray vision.. paula, you are an exception. go fap in another room.

          • =-4

            trying too hard.

        • Colt

          so stay off the chive, if you want to complain take your shit to facebook

          • Paula_

            Stay off the Chive? For reasons you do not understand, that would be kind of hard. For the Chive.

            – Fan testimonial: "Holy shit that is fn' HILARIOUS!!! That made my week, and quite possibly my month! Thank you so much for that!"

    • Spywith1eye

      Haaaa maybe your dumb ass should've skipped this post instead of fucking up your scrollwheel on it! İ mean please tell me you can atleast think that far ahead!

    • SmileAlready

      Destruction is simple. Building takes commitment.

      • Paula_

        Even the demolisher builds up.

        – Fan testimonial: "Paula Rules…You halfwits drool. Disparaging Paula is like going to a bar for the first time and picking on the regulars. You end up looking like a tool. – ShakeyTheMoyle"

        • James

          So now you've posted twice on a thread that you supposedly hate?? Just hanging out in hopes that it'll get better? Get out or stfu

    • bobbie

      it is ok to admit that you have no clue what a great looking car is, or looks like.

    • ColaChiver

      You guys really are fucking idiots….She is obviously just trying to get a rise out of people and every time you idiots oblige.

      • DoC

        I got a rise out of the post…Paula is ruining my rise. My rise is slowly going down now. Going to go checkout FLBP posts to get my rise back on….

    • Vent187

      That's enough out of you Paula. Gross..

    • Gallus

      I'm going to say here, and in a separate comment later, that theChive is eclectic and not constrained in subject matter. That eclectic character is one of the reasons I love this site. Cars are just as much in place here as girls, architecture, comedy and bacon. *You* are the one not on board.

  • suck me dry

    suck me dry

  • whiskaleafa

    Rs200 yes please! Oh, and the gtrs and the 65 gt350

    • ;knjbdhas

      RS200 would probably be the craziest car to drive!

  • Rannndeh

    #16 sick paint job

    • Yoga Pants 2012

      Said no one.

    • SamHamm

      BMW art car is what it's called.

    • bacon_bits

      I think they're vinyl wraps. Race cars only

      • @Seriousnessly


  • beserker

    #1 my dream car!

    • James Gibbins

      # my future car!

      • James Gibbins

        There was supposed to be a 1 there -_-

    • Static

      1 of 2 cars I would get if i had the $$$…. GTR and a 69 Camaro SS Yenko.

    • Chim Richels

      An Altima with a body kit is your dream car? 🙂

      Seriously, I just can't love these cars. Crazy performance, but such a shame that they design isn't sexier. Just tracked one last weekend – neck snapping torque. Felt a bit 'heavy' in the turns, but no denying this car is amazing value for money.

      • snakedoc

        The LFA on the other hand..

      • Patrick Medina

        You sir know nothing about cars…. This car was shaped by science. I was going to school you on it but is was like…. Nah…. He won't understand…

  • Paula_

    #11 those sissy LED lights are almost as bad as men wearing their pants too low to reveal their underwear… Almost.

    – Fan testimonial: "Bob is obviously unemployed, or should be. – rocknrollguy"

    • R.A.Dickey

      Paula your wisdom has enlightened the masses to thus point, however I feel an obligation as a fellow troll to inform you now that your posts have become incredibly redundant and lacking the inspiration of the Paula we used to love and cherish. P.S… Paula if necessity is the mother of invention? Why havent you finished our Jetpacks yet?

    • FFS

      We all know that you, Paula, love this thread.
      And I agree with dickey, you're lacking in the whole troll thing you want to achieve in "life"

  • DK3

    nothing says american muscle like the road runner #23

    • Burrito Bandito

      Is that Joe Dirt?

    • Jordan

      Very true. Since thats the Charger Daytona I guess that will have to do.

    • Radam3

      1.) Clearly if you could read, that is not a road runner. 2.) You are probably thinking of the Plymouth Superbird, which that is also not. 3.) That is a Dodge Daytona. 4.) If you don't know what the fuck you are talking about, it is better not to say anything, and make yourself look like a moron.

      • davey

        look at the big brain on brad

      • tapsnapornap

        *Charger Daytona

    • celticsquid

      This would be a Dodge Daytona Charger. Made in 1969. The Plymouth Super Bird, made in 1970, looks similar but they don't share a single piece of sheetmetal.

    • Really?

      I bet you're related to etcrr.

      • tapsnapornap

        Haven't seen him post in awhile…maybe he has a new account?

    • Guest

      This is a Dodge 3/4 Charger Daytona not a Plymouth Super Bird.

  • nlc44

    #11 please, perfect balance of style and speed

    • Youdontknowpool

      Just cos ir a fucktard who can't reckonise the poverty wheels from a dollar tyre dealer….don't have to comment…….

      • nlc44

        Sorry I can't feel insulted by someone who can't spell two words in a row. So how about you stop being a negative dick and go give someone your stupid bullshit on a site that's not Chive. I'm just a chiver saying he likes the Audi R8 and you say "ir a fucktard"? Go suck Paula's dick.

  • myself

    #23 The perfect muscle car, especially the Plymouth variant.
    #24 Is and will always be supercar perfection in my opinion.

    • yourself

      keep your opinions to yourself

  • Logan

    Give me the most expensive so I can sell that shit. some of these would pay for me not to work. ever.

    • chim richels

      So if you sell the Zonda for say $1M, that means you are never going to work ever?

      Please, don't manage anyone's money. Ever.

      • ColaChiver

        with proper investing and strategy you could make a mil go a long way…

  • Merle

    i drive a dodge stratus. Anyone know how many push ups i can do?

    • AyatollahTrolla

      20 in ten minutes!!

      • Merle

        Say something funny, Mr. Comedian.

    • @jrkuy

      I bet you can do 100 pushups in 20 minutes… plus you're probably in charge of 29 people 🙂

  • Drew

    A good portion of these rides ain't even street legal…… On that note #11 the R8 is suppose to be an everyday sports car, so I guess Audi for me

    • Chris

      Ur crazy, if its got a horn and lighs and meets emmisions its legal even the batmobile was legal

      • drew

        WRONG…………. #1 #12 #16 #22 3 of those are raciing cars WHICH ARE NOT LEGAL ON THE ROAD, and 12 is a skyline which is illegal in a ton of states.

        • Bill

          In non emission testing states (or at least alabama), chris is right: Lights, mirrors, horn and a VIN and you can get it registered. There is the issue of exhaust volume, but i doubt they would check that in non emission testing states.

  • Mego

    I'd probably either go for #11 the R8 or the Reventón ( #18 ). Then again, gimme the new BMW i8 Spider 🙂

    • Chim Richels

      The i8 Spyder looks intriguing, but I've seen an estimated price of $300K. Won't sell at that price point.

    • LandSurfer

      That's not the reventon, it has a much more dramtic front fascia. That is the aventador, the mercialago's replacement. And that flat black version is even prettier in person, got to see one at a local car show here in Dallas.

  • mel

    I'd love to have #1 but #11 is sexy as hell

  • bwaggger

    #1, watch the Top Gear on the Godzilla. Best performance to price ratio by far.

  • Crc

    Fuck you Paula ! That is all

  • Jameswastaken

    #12 Yes please!

    • steven

      great choice. ur the only one here with a brain to pick a classic beauty.

    • Ned_Ryerson

      i like the '71 the best but any real skyline will do

      • Falco09

        This an R32?

        • Eddie Craven

          Yessir. Looks stock except for the wheels. See the Y at the beginning of the plate. That means it's owned by a service member. The Kanji says Okinawa. I had an R32 GTR. Those things are beasts. I miss it 😦

      • Jameswastaken

        Great choice! The '71 is a dream car for me.

  • @Thogert

    #18 and #26 are my favorites in this gallery.

  • Michael

    <img src=> #22 I'll buy the car if the price is reasonable. Awesome lol<img src=>

    • Ned_Ryerson

      i'd be terrified to ever drive the damn thing. if a squirrel jumps in front of you and scratches that bumper it's probably about the cost of my STi to replace. not to mention insurance. sexy as can be though.

    • Blake

      Not street legal. Millions of dollars isnt reasonable, but its 750hp, weighs as much as a civic, and has more downforce than GP2 cars. yeah its fast…

    • bla

      it's 1,5 million € and not street legal

  • AndreLei

    I'll have #27, thank you.

  • Ronnie

    #6 #7 #23

    • Liam GTFOMW

      #7 is a girls Mustang. but still a Mustang.

  • @Speedstripe

    #26 as a dream bike?! I gotta aim a little higher than a Kawasaki ER6-n.

    #8 Though is perfect.
    Bench seat for long road trips with the lady.
    Load bed for more bikes, and a Big Lazy V8. Yes please.

    • Franklin1138

      Agreed on the bike. I'm waiting for them to post something besides a bobber, Harley, or a sport bike. How about a nice cafe racer, or just some nice classics…I'd love to see a BSA Gold Star or something in one of these lists.

  • PoopleDinosawr

    #14 May have money, but oh so woenly

    • PoopleDinosawr

      #4 even

  • crazydog

    what is thechive turning into thethrottle

    • Do0zer

      Shut up and enjoy the post. If you don't like cars, why come in here in the first place? Rick is a great poster and I love seeing the car posts.

      Chive on Rick.

    • trollatc

      I was thinking the samething, I look to thethrottle for car pictures. They are down to one post a day and chive has posted atleast one car post a day for the last week.

  • @Fecknhell

    No 12, the Skyline R32 GTR, excellent cars, apart from the R33 GTR 🙂

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