A little inspiration goes a long way (23 Photos)

  • Allan

    #18 hit me hard

    • heso

      You actually have a few seconds more per day than they all did.

      • TCSthesecond

        Dont forget the leap years!

    • http://www.facebook.com/evening.s.barron Whiskey Rose Knight

      Me too. Oof.

    • huh?

      didn't read it, to many words.

    • weaksauce

      Damn it, i just lost my most used excuse for why i can't get anything done.

    • MylesofStyles

      True, but not one of those guys ever had the sweet, seductive, beckoning of the Chive in the background while they were trying to work.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      If the number of hours in a day were all there were to being Michelangelo or Einstein this would have a point. However I really don't think that by diligent effort we can all do what they did, though we could do more than we do, perhaps.
      I think the better course is to know that "I don't have time for X" means I consider X less important to me than what I am using my time for now. So own up to that or reallocate your time.

      • Kristen

        Fuck off.

        • A BiPolar Guy

          Moi? Don't see what you are offended by.

      • Dolly Parton

        Yes that's much more eloquent than the original quote. Thanks for the Edited version. Bipolar Guy

    • DarkHorseCards

      I disagreed with this one completely. Did they have two kids they had to raise and support? Did they have a nanny or a housewife to take care of their kids? As AE said, it's all relative.

      • Dolly Parton

        Those were your choices. Still are. Leave on someones doorstep if they are that much of a drain on your happiness and success

    • niglett

      This only works if you are also a genius – otherwise it doesn't matter how much time you have. Believing you are a genius when you are not is not an endearing characteristic.

      • Turrebo

        I think it means that whatever you have to do, "not having enough time" is the one excuse you can't hide behind.

        You don't have to be a genius to make the most of your life.

        For some people that means painting a beautiful picture, or composing a spine-chilling piece of music.
        For others it's just making it to the next day without using drugs.

        Both achievements are equally brilliant, but not achieving them because of a lack of time is just stupid.

      • 0CanadianBacon0

        You don't need to be a genius, you just need to work hard.

  • decielito

    #7 is so true, .. #22 makes me want to leave work 🙂 Good morning Chivers!

    • crab-man

      Ill take dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery any day

  • Jame

    These are some of my favourite posts you do on the chive. Thank you for doing them

  • KO617

    #21 Probably inspired by a Facebook status message.

    • drewplp

      Posted on the site I waste the most time on during work.

    • johnny

      whoever uses comic sans probably doesn't have a job

      • https://www.facebook.com/timothy.peverley Timothy Peverley

        Can someone decipher it? The comic Sans is burning my retinas.

  • Kerouac

    -Tyler Durden-

    • theobviousturtle

      no that was chuck palahnuik

    • slob-0

      Chuck Palahnuik wrote the book, Fight Club

      • Guy

        If you like to read, try some of his stuff. He has a way of seeing the world that is different than most. Try Survivor or actually read Fight Club.

        • MattyDeuce

          Survivor is fantastic. If you all are up for having your mind really exercised, pick his books up. Rant, Diary, and Haunted (my absolute favorite) will leave to shaken to your core.

          • https://www.facebook.com/louderkirk Logan Ouderkirk

            Choke is pretty good too

    • Tim

      "It's only after we lose everything that we are free to do anything" – Brad Pitt


  • Hero_ofthe_Day

    #5 This Emerson guy, he apparently knows what's up.

  • tralfaz


    So you come here often?

    • Barf

      Wrong rule #1… Actually, I'm not suppose to be talking about either…

      • Barf

        Disregard that picture… ^

    • Anon

      Hey, that goat came on to ME…the slut

  • NavyBoyTate

    It's nice to be intellectually stimulate between the tits and ass thanks chive. But I still want my damn yoga pants back

    • Luke

      Dude, there's yoga shorts now…. Wrap you mind around that and then go try and pee standing straight up.

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      you know what motivates me? Blue Mountain State! Go GOATS!…..and yoga pants… god bless those yoga pants

  • Meh

    Chuck Palahniuk wrote Fight Club. Just sayin'…

  • http://thinkrandomness.blogspot.com beserker

    these make me sooo happy…. #3 my favorite for today!
    i also write on philosophy, so if anyones interested, follow the link by clicking on my nickname (beserker).

    • A BiPolar Guy

      Chivers why did you thumb him down?

      • Kristen

        Because he's a cunt.

        • A BiPolar Guy

          well aren't you just in a lovely mood today considering this and your other reply to me. enjoy.

        • Beserker

          Bring ur mother I'll show u what's a cunt 🙂

  • awhite2020

    Because of #10 I am going to pick up the goats!!! #11

  • insanely great


  • kal50

    #11 Rule number 2. Do not mount the sheep

    • Charlie Murphy

      Rule #3 – If you must mount the sheep, don't forget the balls.

  • Captain_Kyle

    #14 Amen!

  • Ssparks

    #4 is pretty much my life

    • wow eeee

      #15 is from the poem Invictus by William Ernest Henley.

    • Watch out

      You're so badass I'm sure NO ONE can control you

  • Don3000

    #13 – that is just brilliant!

    • Anonymous

      I think it should be the other way around.
      If MY presence can't add value to YOUR life, MY absence will make no difference.
      Make a difference like the Chive has done for many.

  • Damian

    #2 That is only because the greatest lie ever told became the most accepted truth. The BIBLE.

    • crab-man

      Careful, unlike # 3 some people just cannot handle thinking about these things…


    • sparks103077

      yes it sure is

    • Pete

      I think the point stands – the New Testament began life considered blasphemous by those who followed the Hebrew Bible, and before that I'm sure the same was true for another religion.

      What many now believe to be truths were considered blasphemous just a few years ago (and sadly are by many still) such as evolution, but yet others un yet discovered will overturn out own thinking and be just as hard to accept. We might, for example, one day discover ginger kids do in fact have souls.

    • asdf

      25 dislikes? Sure is christian faggots in here

    • klh

      This has nothing to do with that but rather how society rejects the highest truths because it usually isn't app for change or simply can't beat to listen to it such as when they first hear it such as MLK regarding equality and other great people of the world. Actually, Jesus had to do with great truths as he was put to death due to him telling the pharisees what was wrong with them… That's actually a good example of that.
      You know what is just as bad as religious loonies? those who like them, shut their eyes to the lenses of the world because they are too busy hating on God

  • TCSthesecond

    Just add a picture of Taylor Morris

  • SolidusSnake420

    Hey I don't have to add #16 down here this week. One of my all time favorite quotes.

  • Jason

    Isn't it sad that there's places in the world where literally none of these apply. In other words- there's no availability of motivation.

  • Ahmed

    This was nice.

  • Zaedrus

    #21 Don't you dare say this about the Chive, dammit.

  • Rod

    #23 that "it's darkest just before dawn" is complete balls

    • Ted

      Please explain the science behind that moronic comment.

      • A BiPolar Guy

        Since the "dark-dawn" statement is not meant to be scientific the science is irrelevant but if onesilly enough take it literally the darkest time of the night depends on where the moon is in the sky (e.g it could be up or set just before down) , clouds, and if you want to get really picky what planets and stars are in the sky.
        On the other hand as a metaphor some would quibble with the idea that when our troubles are at their worst they will soon be over. Optimists agree, pessimist do not,

  • Joe

    #10 lake Cumberland?

    • amrith777

      Committed suicide.Must have stopped having fun….

  • theobviousturtle

    id hate to live in inspirational poster world. Seems like you would be hitting your head on floating words constantly

    • Definitely

      That might be the most poignant thing written here.

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