Daily Afternoon Randomness (34 Photos)

I'm sure you've noticed but we're only lightly posting today because we celebrated the 4th of July with alcohol this year. We'll be back to full strength tomorrow!

Thanks to the hundreds of Chivers who showed up at the Rattle Inn in Austin last night. Our southern Chivers brought their patriotic A-Game. I especially want to thank everybody who bought me a shot. I may or may not be blogging from a toilet right now. Don't judge. What a night...

  • GeeGonkey!


    • acupofjoe

      Giving them the benefit of the doubt… they were partying yesterday!

      • StickyWickets

        So was I and I still made it to work today. Not to mention my job is a lot tougher than surfing the internet all day. I am glad we got a little bit of chive today but we've missed hump day and sexy chivers due to their partying.

        • Alberta

          You didnt miss hump day, they just did it the day before

          • StickyWickets

            Hump day and hump dar are two different things

            • George

              How about ummmm, how can i say this….
              Quit Bitching.

              • StickyWickets

                You could have just said quit bitching but you had to be a pretentious asshole about it. Way to go

                • psykopengwin

                  he was trying to connect with you on your level

                • WicketsStickey

                  Ya sounds like your the pretentious asshole.. The chive guys work hard to put up stuff from the Introooonet for us to laugh at. They can be lazy a couple days, especially after the 4th, and maybe they are on a plane.

                  • StickyWickets

                    Work hard? Have you not seen what they do all day? I love this website but don't tell me surfing the internet, drinking, and taking pictures of models is hard work.

                    • WicketsStickey

                      Work hard meaning…they hardly ever take days off and missing very few posts/galleries. Chill dude

                    • StickyWickets

                      They've taken more days off in the past month than i have in the past year. And if you're going to use my name please learn to spell sticky.

                    • WicketsStickey

                      Stickey (Adj)-/ˈstikē/
                      "Chill out- also meaning relax-and stop wearing panties"

                    • ...

                      These posts get really skinny eh?

                    • Fack

                      I love how everyone thinks that THEIR job is really hard, but everyone else's is super easy. Do you know how many hours they must spend scouring the web to deliver all this content?

                    • sandy astroglide

                      Yeah, re-posting each picture 40 or 50 times can't be easy either.

                    • 98494

                      you're right. taking entire image threads from Reddit and other sites must take a grueling 10-maybe 15 minutes……

        • Drrrrrr

          Erm… "my job is tougher then surfing the Internet all day"… He says as he surfs the Internet…


    • Egg Salad

      Shutup Meg

  • M-Shizz

    Thumbs up for boobies!

    • ZachBob

      ( @ Y @ )

      • Kitra

        ( . Y . )

    • https://www.facebook.com/likemikey69 Mike Przewlocki

      22, 30, and 34. Oh lordy lord!

      • https://www.facebook.com/likemikey69 Mike Przewlocki

        #22, #30, and #34. Oh lordy lord! Oops :p

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    #3 Nice pussy!

    • Undershooter30

      He looks more like a pissed pussy

      • Fapfapfap

        No. Stfu undershooter. That's a really nice pussy

        • Undershooter30

          Kcco fapaholic you must not Have seen enough pussies to know when they are angry

    • limerind

      "Thanks! I just had it stuffed."

      -The Naked Gun.

      (minor liberties taken)



    • Egg Salad

      I wanna punch you in the face with my foot

  • http://www.facebook.com/dtart Duncan Tart

    I dunno if I'm doing it right but MOAR? #12

    • ttyl hef

      I hope you are doing it wrong… or you are a "special kind of chiver"
      I personally vote for #13

      • Kristen

        You also have a magnificent mustache…KCCO, whore.

  • trl87

    #4 Fucking burned it all

    • suckit

      Keep calm and whore on.

    • SmacRoc

      I wonder how many times her pussy sneaked in the pic before she got this one.

      • Joshua

        Wish it would've slipped in the pic a little bit

      • DaddyD


  • st33

    Abs, hump, gap, boobs. Thanks!

    • Person

      Forgot Abs and Legs and wow she's got a fantastic body.

      • Richard B.

        I wonder if she has a boyfriend? He must be so lucky.

      • Clutch101

        Did you miss the first word in his post?

    • AAC

      Unbelievable hump!

      • Habsy

        So hot it cracked the mirror.

    • Undershooter30

      She is so hot she cracked the mirror.

      • Undershooter30

        Very nice habsy. Make it look Like you said that first. Touche'

    • BOOM!

      So hot that I had to punch my boner!

      • Mr_Cellophane

        I had to punch mine repeatedly!

    • DrGarnicus


    • boll

      that ass is rediculous

      • hls


    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      Fuck me running, we need MOAR of this stacked hottie asap! Find her!

    • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

      Amazing legs too!! 'Merica

    • Zapp Brannigan

      Dear Chive,

      this girl needs her own thread. Or, we need her to have her own thread. America wins.

      • morepls

        FIND HER – give us MORE PLEASE!!!!!! Chivette of the week FOR SURE!!!

    • #18

      Thanks, :)!

      • Kristen

        Daddy issues much?

    • capt'nBadTouch

      she wins the DAR

      • Jake R.


    • M T L

      If this girl doesn't get Chivette of the Week. There is no God

      • Sean R.

        I totally agree with you. How can we make this happen?

    • Hans

      Absolutely stunning! I would be caught staring if I saw her out and about, and I wouldn't care.

  • Nick


    Damn… Where did you watch the fireworks at??

    • allthechivettes

      Whores gonna whore.

    • Ander

      Seriously! Everywhere I went I just saw fat women in tube tops!

    • JHL1

      From her outfit, I'm guessing she watched fireworks in a bedroom.

      • http://www.facebook.com/TimmyJ86 Tim Jelavich

        San Diego… she's the reason the fireworks blew too early and only lasted 15 seconds

      • 69sex

        I wish it was my bedroom!

        • 69sex

          I mean, my mom's basement!

    • 69sex

      So hot, love the abs.

    • https://www.facebook.com/ryan.cheek.7 Ryan Cheek

      I wouldn't have been watching fireworks had I seen her around…that's for sure. O_o

  • Macro

    A reasonably on time DAR! It's a celebration!

    Still waiting on my damn shirts to arrive …

    • Not Marco

      I am wearing mine right now. It is so awesome. I am so glad I am not waiting for it to arrive.

  • Dixey_Normous

    #34 Talk about AMAZING!

    • winfields

      any idea who this is?

      • Evil Dung Beetle

        Denise Milani mabye?

    • Rick

      nice ass. fake boobs.

      • biggles

        if you can touch em, they are real enough

        • parkatola

          So since this is a photo, they're fake?

        • 98494

          then a teddy bear is a real bear. hurp durp.

    • Joshua

      So sexy "I wanna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states" want my gf to wear stuff like this

      • Joshua

        Andy by that, I mean " I wanna rape and piss in her butt, while dressing my ex-girlfriend's corpse in her cloths". Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fappity fap

    • Reed Tarded


    • Lichupaf

      not even pornstars are thisss freaking hot #34, and they dedicated their life to the body-businness
      my godness, thats an unbeliavable ass (i mean body)

  • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

    Belated happy 4th, chivers! 🙂

    • http://twitter.com/BlackBoxDsgn @BlackBoxDsgn

      Happy belated 4th to you also Emily

      • Blah

        It's called the 5th…

    • Kristen

      You and that cupcake whore Martha should get together and burn those stupid hats.

  • http://www.goodhurtband.com Max B

    number 18 and number 30 holy shit.

    • winfields

      Dear new to The Chive,



  • http://www.facebook.com/amldemon Matthew Hill

    #18 yowza…

    • Bill F.

      Woah, She's amazing. I wish she was mine!!!

    • Arcona

      Nice crack! 😉

  • irate43

    #21 makes me want to go to Disney land

    • https://www.facebook.com/GageBarry Gage Barry

      Went there at the changing of the Gingers, it was epic

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      ……..find her………..

    • irate43

      and jack off in the ice cream

      • irate43

        way to take my identity tool

    • MeSoHorny


  • winfields

    #5 – very true… though drinking all day in 95 degree heat yesterday and coming to work today wasn't the best idea! KCCO!

    • Ron Burgundy

      Milk was a bad choice also

    • http://www.facebook.com/JasonElise1983 Jason Rogers

      It was only 95 where you were drinking. Lucky bastard!

  • Just a guy

    #13 Yes…yes you do x

    • AAC

      Eh…pic not good enough to really tell

      • Daniel Tosh


    • GGG

      And a sneaky mustachio

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      Moar of your Twins please!

    • mickey

      …tits, meet knees…

    • Notknowing

      We demand MOAR! Maybe several submissions to FLBP of your perfect bewbs.

    • Sandra

      Hey let's meet

    • Uh oh

      Her mustache is unappealing.

    • A.S

      Wow. One of hottest brown girls I have ever seen.. Fuck the haters who are saying its a moustache. Its a fucking shadow and she's hot. Get over it and appreciate the beauty

    • Reed Tarded

      Overconfident about boobs, underconfident about stache.

    • Stoolie

      Chive, this is another reason why we need to have a post celebrating Chivettes with real bewbs. "They're real and they're spectacular"

      Make. It. Happen.

  • SpacemanSpiff

    "Nope, my marbles ain't over here" #29

    • Ken

      "The Not-So-Great Escape"

  • Rickyrick

    #8 I always feel bad laughing at these..

    • oh_the_insanity


  • cat hammer

    #13 yeah? You also have a mustache!

    • Macro

      She's pretty confident about those bewbs. "Magnificent" is a pretty strong word.

      • Lisa

        And where are the pics the two of you have submitted hmmmm? At least she sent something in.

        It's a weird thing. I've sent pics in, some were chosen, some weren't. You have to approach it like this: "I think I look awesome. If they publish it, great! If not, well, that's fine. I had a hell of a fun time taking the pics!!"

        • Freedom88

          Um, the pic I sent in was posted on HMOTB and was also chosen for the album Best Pics of the Week. I know that by sending my picture into theBerry, there is a possibility they will post it, which will therefore lead to praise/criticism by the ladies. By submitting, I'm prepared for both realities – and so should SHE. Stop trying to silence people by taking away their right to judge/have an opinion – ESPECIALLY when she's overconfident about her boobs.

          • heywood jablome

            if people think you are being a douche then they should be able to say they thing you are a douche. stop trying to silence people by taking away their right to judge/have an opinion – ESPECIALLY when you're being a douche. 😉 I'm just sayin'

            • Freedom88

              Wow you totally missed the point. Picture is posted = comments posted are about the PICTURE. That's where it ends. If you don't like the comment, its too damn bad, go someplace else. OR just shave the mustache.

              • heywood jablome

                no, you totally missed the point and that's not where it ends. unless you are just so special that whatever you say in the whole wide world of chive goes. but i'll try again, using smaller words. if you can post a comment about a picture, why can't someone have an opinion about your comment without you whining about someone trying to silence you. i didn't see her trying to silence you but i see you trying to silence others.

                • ThatGuy

                  because the comment section under the pictures is to comment on what we think of the pictures. derp.

              • red

                THANK YOU!!

        • cat hammer

          I've actually submitted quite a few photos….cat Saturday. I'm not a "hot" girl otherwise I would have something submitted every week. Thanks for your two cents though 😉

          • Lisa

            I'm going to guess that this "cat hammer" isn't the original cat hammer, but I guess I'll feed a troll for half a minute here.

            Being "hot" or not is a state of mind. I'm 5'10", 146 pounds, 38-26-36. Even though I always have the same body, there are times when I feel smokin' hot, and other times when I'm just easing along doing my best to keep my lip gloss on. :-p lol! It's all about what's inside. Confidence, like the girl who sent this picture in, it's just damn sexy.

            And folks don't have to be jerks about it. Yes, this is the internet and people can post things without any real repercussions, but why be a jerk if you don't have to?

            • Kristen

              Says the whore with a mustache.

              • Lisa

                I've been working all weekend and didn't have time to chive…

                I'm reluctant to feed this troll, but here goes.

                For the record, I am not the person who sent in #13. As it happens, I do not have a mustache, but if I did, I would wax it or whatever they do to remove them because in my opinion, it wouldn't be attractive on me. This young woman has one though, and that's okay, because she's still beautiful. It's entirely possible that she wasn't aware of it. They may also be culturally acceptable in her world. If it's okay with her, it's okay with me.

                As for calling me names, Kristen, I actually feel sorry for you. Using the C-word specifically…if anyone uses that word to my face, they are basically asking to get hit. On the internet though, it's just a sad little thing. I hope you find a better way to live. 😉

        • Patches

          How is it a "hell of a fun time" to stand in front of a mirror half naked and take pics of yourself?

          • Lisa

            Okay…Patches…here's how to do it…get another person…male or female…whatever your preference…take pics of each other. I imagine that could be fun. {whistling innocently}

            Now if you have to do self-portraits, have you ever tried to take a decent self-portrait, no matter what you are or aren't wearing? It is just GOOFY. Then you add in the clothing changes, the hair, the angles, trying to get a specific tattoo in the pic, it's just silly. And fun. 🙂

            • safehouse

              Why are you holding a gun,poised to shot something or somebody? Do you live in a crime ridden area? Or do you feel threated all the time? Kinda like being spooked.

        • 98494

          the whole point of a comment section is to comment on what is shown. in other words give your opinion of what you've seen. whether they show pictures or not has no bearing on what their opinion is anyway. cut that bullshit out.

          • Lisa

            This is going to be a long read Chivers, please forgive me. 😉

            98494, in my humble opinion, if one hasn't contributed to something, one shouldn't criticize it too harshly. Sending in a self-portrait pic is a daunting thing. This girl put herself out there and instead of appreciating the beautiful things her body has to offer, some people focused on her mustache? Wow.

            We all like to think we are attractive. Being told flat out that something, no matter how minor, isn't perfect, is hurtful. Fortunately, she can do something about her 'stache, IF she wants to. It's her body. It's her life. Only she can decide what's right. She has to live in her skin and her heart has to be good with what she chooses.

            For me, I know that I am physically attractive. I know that I clean up reasonably well. I know that I'm not lacking for male attention in my real life. I had a really great Father and I have no "Daddy" issues from my childhood. I also know that when I wear a smokin' hot black dress and 5 inch black patent leather pumps, I look damn good. I also look good in my work jeans and sneakers. I am who I am.

            More importantly though, I know that the outside of me doesn't actually matter at all. The inside of me, my mind, my heart, my soul, the good things I do in this world, those are what matter. Anyone who is only interested in the outside of me, can go jump in a lake. Being genetically blessed is a good thing, but I can't take the blame or credit for it. Yes, I work at my appearance/exercise, but I accept my scars, my wrinkles and my imperfections, because they make me who I am. I'm not "perfect" but I'm pretty damn good. I do what I can to help this world, and when I see someone being an ass, I call them on it. 😉 If people think I'm a bitch for that, oh well. I don't mind being a bitch. Occasionally, it suits me perfectly. 🙂

            • Kristen

              Says the bitch with a mustache.

            • Sam

              why do you feel the need to show everyone?

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        I like the confidence in knowing she's got a great body. She probably worked for it too. I think it's ten times better than the girls that know they are hot, but send in their pics with the same "my friend/boyfriend says I'm chiveworthy, but I don't know…" bullshit.

    • gregory

      OK…. The "bewbs" are magnificent…. are they not?

    • sadbuttrue
    • Jamesy

      I see no mustache, because marry me, #13

    • Nick

      @cat hammer and Marco.

      My Grandpa told me "Kid, just because you have an asshole doesn't mean you need to be one."

      • cat hammer

        I wasn't being an asshole. I was just making a statement. So take what your grandpa said and apply it to your comment. Have a nice day 😉

        • Lisa

          There's a saying cat hammer. "If it walks like a duck." You were talking like an asshole so there ya go. 😉 Embrace it. There's nothing wrong with being one. The world needs balance and everyone should have a hobby. 😉

          • mickey

            …or just bein' a twat….Embrace it,girl…

            • Lisa

              Mickey, the term I prefer is bitch. I'm comfortable being one. 🙂 I am who I am. Besides, did you know bitch is an acronym? Beautiful individual that creates hard-ons. 😉 Any time anyone calls me that, I just smile and laugh. Yep…bitch works for me.

              • Bleh

                That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard

              • Kristen

                How 'bout "cunt"? I think that's more appropriate for a mustache havin' twat like yourself.

                • mickey

                  Yup, "cunt" is better

    • thederwood

      I've always loved the way my dick looked with a moustache.

    • D-Hags

      HAHA funny as fuck when i realized cat hammer is a girl….realizing both boys and girls only check out girls in public places…boys to see whats available and girls to see what the competition is

    • Mr happy frend

      Definitely a mustache yeah

    • DM1

      wft… I didnt even notice a face!! but now that you pointed it out… there is ALLOT of hair on that mug!!

    • S67


      Lets forget about her and get back to #18!

  • acupofjoe

    She should start her own religion… I would fall onto my knees and pray. #34

    • Pastor Lawrence

      Probs got an ugly face tho, oh nasty vagerna

    • 98494

      the religion of "desperate horny basement dwelling pussy-worshippers".

    • Reed Tarded

      Religion…pray??? I just want to get her naked, watch her dance, maybe 69 a little, and put my penis at least 3 inches inside her vagina……for at least 8 to 12 thrusts.

      • Kristen

        3 inches??? You'd have to put it in twice.

  • Hazel

    #31 happened to me once before too – and this is why I ALWAYS drink from a straw. *Shudders

    • miss lisa

      Ahh!! Why, spider, WHY?! I'm so disturbed right now…

    • Blue bronco

      Fuck that shit! What part of the country?

    • presto

      To be fair, the spider had a worse day than you did.

      • Anon

        unless it loves pop…

    • smokey

      uhhhhh…. drinking from the straw will ensure that all the drink you consume will be right around the insect, and possibly suck up parts of the insect without you knowing. Drinking from the top of the glass will ensure you get the cleanest liquid, plus you can see what you are actually drinking.

    • Web

      It laid eggs in the straw.

  • Matt

    NO DAILY MORNING AWESOMENESS??? I demand my money back!

    • usmc_chiver

      With the celebration, days have blended together. We had a DMA yesterday and a DAR today; Thus we have completed a full cycle. Tomorrow morning we'll do it all again. Sans the hang-over.

      • Matt

        All is forgiven…

        • suck me dry

          suck me dry

      • Yuri Hero

        1st thank you for your service, we appreciate it. 2nd just because they post tomorrow doesn't mean they are not having a hangover or still drinking

  • iambigd42

    #13 Share /moar please

    • ivseenbetter


    • newscot

      I hate when women brag about their body like this…

  • Brendan

    #30 yes, yes it can…#34 find the fuck out of her!!!!

    • Jonathan

      #34 – If she could still have some fuck left in her when you find her, that'd be great.

    • james

      #34 is hot, but a model. find the face to #30 and see if it matches that awesome body????

    • Joshua

      #30 wish it was a camel toe but still an amazing hump

    • Dayum

      Who ever took that picture in 30, i really hope you pounded her into oblivion afterwards.

  • Just sayin'

    Who, just WHO is #34?

    • Josh L

      Denise Milani? Looks like her. She's 'sofa king' hot.

      • Yuri Dumbass

        her be3wbs are not big enough to be Milani

        • Yuri Dumbass

          fuckin typos

      • 1iJack

        Can't be her, no tattoo on her back

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