Welcome to the friendzone (24 Photos)

  • Prince Albert

    #22 Hilarious

    • Macro

      Someone forgot to black out a couple names …. lulz.

    • https://www.facebook.com/xDERPITYxDERPx Nick Covert

      this dude deserve to be made fun of, he is ridiculous

      • dub

        reminds me of the chivers when the chivettes post pictures lol

    • Chiefhenry27

      Their English makes me sad…

      • Thror

        Please, someone send him a copy of Strunk & White. Maybe improved grammar will help him eludicate his boner for her.


      Friendzone level Super Sayan

    • AndrewJ411

      If you're a guy and you say bestie, you're a homo

    • Reed Tarded

      This is truly goddamn pathetic. On a first date, I would at least have my finger, and or fingers deep in her by dessert. These little metrosexuals are just silly. Fun, you little fags, is fucking the absolute shit out of a girl, until she pulls patches of hair out of your head, and sending her home to one of these pricks.

      • boll

        you are my idol

  • suck me dry

    how far you ask? all the way off.

    • Judge Mathis

      LMAO fuckin hilarious.

      • Judge Judy

        It's funny because you're black.

    • Knockout_Ned

      Please never change.

    • WhiteGuy

      2 for 2 today…I have to keep lying to my coworker…it'd be awkward if I told her I was laughing at "suck me all the way off."

    • Blow me wet

      I wish I knew how many times a day suck me dry refreshed theCHIVE website. Troll level 1000. Productivity level 0.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

      That attitude will never get friendzoned. Hes the one the friends hate.

    • Go Hoosiers

      you started out in the negative, Haters Gonna Hate homey! fuck'em, just tell them to lick your asshole, an when they ask, "for how long?" you say, "til that bitch is raw!!!" love your FTW attitude sir, good show

      • 09809

        100% agreed. the chivers just jealous because he put in half the effort into being funny as they do and ended up being twice as much

      • Big Nipple Girl

        Get the fuck out of my state, you ignorant twat.

    • Rick_

      This one made me laugh out loud… hahaha

  • Second


  • Almost

    Wow I've never gotten to post this high on THE CHIVE!!!!! Haha all u losers reading this. In your face!!!!!!!

    • Yepppp

      This is an accomplishment??!! Your life seems wonderful

    • hj,v,hhjbj

      fuck you fag

    • asdfadsf

      this comment made my day. thanks. pure comedy

    • Friendzone

      I bet you "almost" got out of me, right?

      • Dazed n confused

        Ehhhh…. What??!!

    • Jesus

      Meanwhile, the dwindling numbers of Chivers who are regular dudes find something slightly more worthwhile to spend our days concerned about.

  • Kev@

    Just makes you feel bad & awkward for all those poor bastards!

  • hark1985

    #13 she has cankles anyways

    • lexie

      no she doesn't.

      • boije

        just give it a few years…….

    • http://www.facebook.com/rromero17 Ricardo Romero Moreno

      One minute of silence for his poor soul.

    • Pete

      I'm sure she would respect him more if he told her to do it herself.

      And her skirt might ride up a little too, so its win-win.

  • Vent187

    #13 he's just trying to get an up-skirt shot.

  • Wei Ming

    It's like getting blacklisted by the dating community! lol

  • MrPeddycord

    The friendzone exists in high school, but when you grow up you find there is a cure for it, vast amounts of vodka

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Tequila is a very convingjn alternative and heavy sedative in the correct amounts

    • Bill Murray

      who didn't drink in high school…..?

  • PontangPunisher

    #2 #13 when they get fucked , it will be over B)

  • Forest

    #17 are you SURE he's not gay? 'cause it seems like you may look back on this in a few years as one of the "signs" that you can't believe you missed. Same goes for #14

    • iChive

      The probably went to Magic Mike afterward and then enjoyed a nice anal bleaching together. Besties!

    • LeBoeSki

      Just because a guy likes feet, doesn't mean that he is gay.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mitchell.cogbill Mitchell D Cogbill

      It means hes gay or weird

    • Michelle

      #17 – yeaaah I don't think he's gay. I can do a better job than that guy using my left hand.

      • Kristen

        So…you want to flick her bean with your left hand?

  • Mark B.

    <img src=http://www.mynewcarquote.us/hotels/cpi.jpg> #1 I'm not sure what relationship between them, But I think this feeling must be very soft<img src=http://www.mynewcarquote.us/aquarius/ndu.jpg>

  • winfields

    #24 – grammarzoned…

    • winfields

      also, spelling Morpheus, spelling….

    • NatureScene

      #16 grammarzoned

      • Kris

        What's sad is I don't even fucking notice anymore. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

  • Jamie

    #9 is thinking: first friend zone, then become purse mule and with time…..friends with benefits!

    • http://www.facebook.com/mitchell.cogbill Mitchell D Cogbill

      purse mule,haha

    • vinnychase420

      she gotta nice ass, id friendzone the fuck outta her

  • Knockout_Ned

    #14 OUCH!

    #15 Judging by the expression on his face, he's fucking thrilled.

  • Martin_McFly

    #14 Ouch….

    • Urethra Franklin

      Middle school chicks…Castrating men since 1850

    • Oblivious

      Pretty sure that one's gay.

  • Jeremiah

    #24 True Story Bro

    • mike

      if only someone has said that to me back in school, story would be a lot different today brother!

  • Meanies

    All these guys just seem nice! You guys are being so mean my BFF is a boy and it's great! He even drives me to my boyfriends house!

    • mrkerrdontplay

      and cries while furiously masturbating after he drops you off

      • winfields

        excellent comback mrkerrdontplay – I suspect that Ms. Meanies may be a' trollin'…

      • http://www.facebook.com/rromero17 Ricardo Romero Moreno

        Sir, you are my hero. And you, Meanies, you really need to open your eyes; the poor bastard of your BFF is most probably suffering FZS (Friend-Zone Syndrome), don't be a female-asshole making him do things like these.

    • NonBrit

      I think that's over level 9000 at this point.

    • Go Hoosiers

      He's getting the route burned into his memory, so when he rapes, kills & dismembers you, he can get to you BF's house quick enough to show him before the cops get there. He could just be fuckin your BF too. ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • Definitely

        You really went all out on that one didn't you? Yet you may be right.

        • Go Hoosiers

          calls 'em how's i see's 'em….spades a spade you know?

    • LP0716

      How does your "BFF" feel knowing he's been friendzoned?

      • Meanies

        I just asked him if he thinks he's in the friend zone and after ten seconds of silence he said yes and confessed that he loves me!!! Now what do I do I don't like him like that at all and I think I'm going to lose my BFF!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

        • NonBrit

          Haha, good job. Tell him how you really feel and that he should hold NO HOPE of dating you, and to look at other girls instead.

        • Friendzone Control

          quick! touch his dick!

        • Ron Swanson

          point to your pussy while dancing around and going "you will never get this, you will never get this!"

        • Jesus

          This is starting to smell like a troll. The vast majority of "friendships" between a straight guy and woman exist because someone (usually the guy) is interested. It seems nonsensical to assume that your guy is the exception instead of the norm.

    • discowheels

      Poor bastard, I can't beleive you would even ask him to do that. That'es effed up!

      • Meanies

        I never asked him to he volunteered
        Now my boyfriend won't talk to me either cuz I told him about my BFF and he said he was happy we aren't going to be friends and I yelled at him
        This is the worst day of my life!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

        • me sucka

          best thread ever

          • hahasucksforyou


        • Go Hoosiers

          double whammy! thats what you get Friend zonin' & bein shady with your BF. get this snake a tissue, boo-hoo

          • Meanies

            Guys this is "meanies" mom
            She's really upset about her friend and boyfriend both giving her the silent treatment. She's locked in the bathroom crying and she left her laptop open and I saw all of this! Please be nice to her she is a real sweet girl and she really deserves the best

            • Meanie sucks

              Is this a joke? I hope it's real cause it's hysterical

              • Oejwe

                *sigh* you can't be that dumb……

            • fish

              Hey Meanies Mom! If you're not a pig we should hook up.

            • Go Hoosiers

              either dumb bitch or troll – – – – fuck me

            • biggles

              meanie is a moron. Plain and simple

              Girls and guys as friends pffffft.

              Ya, if the girl is hideous.

              • bmjammin

                Your dick in a jar… (break in case of emergency) just broke!.. lol

    • Zuke

      Psst…Psst hey guys. Have you ever been on the internet before? Have you ever seen a post that was meant to be kinda sarcastic in order to poke fun at the subject matter? I mean, I literally don't think it's possible that a person could make it more clear that they're not serious.

      • Meanies

        Hahaha well played zuke

      • Go Hoosiers

        WTF ever, shit was serious and you know it. It's now considered a joke because she's gettin bashed, are you everyone's hero Ju….uh i mean Zuke or are you the president of her local chapter of Friendzone pussies and just doing your job?

    • WhiteKnight

      Hey isn't the normal response on this website KCCO, and then submit some "Newly Single Chivette" photos?

    • saint

      hahahaha…i can't stop laughing…that's what you get for putting the guy who will do anything for you to the side for the dick who can't even drive to pick your ass up.lol..smdh

    • Meanies

      Lol first off saying "WTF ever" is gayer than twilight
      And second it was all a joke I'm actually a guy, I thought the mom thing would give it away
      Well played though

  • tuppy war dance


    • winfields


      • tuppy war dance

        I SAID: I'm overcome with flagrant disbelief due to my lack of credential intimacy with members of the opposite sex on a (seemingly) global scale, even said members of the opposite sex who are of ill repute though I have never had the pleasure of making their acquaintance. UNNERSTAND NOW!?

        • Woop

          Wait, let's try that again.

        • omgh4x


  • Petar

    #15 They look like twins. Would be awkward if he wasn't friendzoned.

    • mathieu

      Jaime and Cersei don't get it.

      • skyfireCO

        Your reference just made my day, thanks!

    • http://www.facebook.com/mitchell.cogbill Mitchell D Cogbill

      Looks like andy samberg when he was a little girl

    • http://www.facebook.com/mike.kimbrel Mike Kimbrel

      "changed HIS profile picture"
      She's the friendzoned one.

    • Zuke

      She also looks a little like a dude.

  • ChrisTheChiver

    Bring back things that bounce!

  • tv_paul

    #7 This guy has the same look on his face as the guy at the end of "Hostel 2" who's balls get pop off in a vise.

    • fish

      Yeah, this miserable wretch looks nutless. In love with a girl who considers him "sweet", the word of Death.

  • mathieu

    #4 #14 are just plain cruel. Almost feel sorry for those guys… And yes #24 is the reason you're getting friendzoned. Either tell her how you feel, or move on to the next one.

    • Royds

      You know, a girl has to be a retard to not see what's in front of her face when this shit happens. 1. Flowers every valentines? Im retarded, I have no idea why he would do that… 2. Holding her purse while she walks? Who packed the fucking thing and took it with them? Stand to reason actually…fill the purse and maybe, if she feels like it… something comes out when she want it. A lot like a dick in a box wouldnt you say?

      • The Ex-friendzoner

        Shes not retarded, shes using him as an ego boost. I used to friendzone guys in high school then i realised its fukin cruel and immature ๐Ÿ˜ฆ btw I AM SOOO Sorry to all the friendzoned guys out there!! But a lot of guys just offer to do weird shit like painting our nails or holding our bags and they're just puttin themselves in the friendzone!! We want a guy who can stand up for themselves and be a man… thats my advice anyway ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Bitch Please 3

      Dont tell her, you show her ๐Ÿ˜› Literally, make a move…it should not require so many words

  • Clutch101

    #1 I don't know if this should be in the friend zone post… More of a grow a set of balls picture!

    • Miller

      It looks like she's deliberately holding his hands away from her boobs.

      • Definitely

        You are correct. Poor guy can't even force a smile. So sad.

    • Notme

      The other 2 girls look kinda fun, especially the one in the middle

    • Zuke

      Dude should turn around and grab the chick behind him's boobs. She appears to be far more willing, and hotter on top of it. I mean, look at that prude on the right. The other two are sporting hot black dresses, and there she is covering her's with some sweater thing. It's ludicrous, that's what it is.

      Then again it almost looks like maybe we're just suffering from a lack of communication here, because neither one looks particularly thrilled about the lack of gropage going on on their part. God damn though, if the one in the middle is that enthused about just having her boobies held imagine how much of an animal she must be when they're alone…

  • Cookeez

    Yeah guys, there will be one night in ur friendzone life were she had that much to drink and keeps telling u how awesome u are. It is then time to go back to level 1

    • Kometes

      If she's had too much to drink, then she can't consent to anything. Don't be a rapist.

      • Jesus

        Thus, the obvious answer is to consume an equally significant dose of alcohol, and it's anybody's guess as to what happens from there… ๐Ÿ™‚

      • A Gentleman

        fuck you. i'll rape who i want.

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