Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • Too blunt..

    #1 A godly bukkake

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Hi im johnny knoxville and this is the tidal wave

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Actually, I would like an HD version for my wallpaper this month.

  • scotology

    #19 Hawkward

    • 3MC

      Congratulations! You win the internets for today! PERFECT COMMENT!!!

    • violent peas

      Quite the talon-ted commenter.

      • Me.

        Really? because every picture of a Hawk doesn't receive this comment or anything…

    • MylesofStyles

      Looks like he'd rather be playing HAWKy.

      • Penis Wrinkle

        9 dead kittens so far…

    • 2BR02B

      (2BR02B is a Chivette, btw, if that's any clue to her *true* identity for you… Perhaps I'll send in a lil somethin' for the dar one day soon! ;))

      Oh you…! That was absolutely and fantastically puntastic. Keep it up, 'cuz I like it. You know it!

  • Kyle

    3rd

  • thebigbangdito

    #21

    I wish i could do that without worrying about getting slapped across the face

    • Turrebo

      Get a red-and-white cane and a pair of shades.

    • goglas

      looks like he's reading the wording or her tramp stamp

    • Notme

      I think he is checking out his sister

    • Burt

      He's thinking i know what todo and then he pulls down his shorts and tries to get his smash on

  • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

    #20 "brick killed a guy!"

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Hahhhahahahag

    • Dr_StrangePants

      "Now Before We Do This, Let's Go Over Some Ground Rules.
      Rule # 1 NO Touching of the Hair or Face……and That's IT!"

    • OhSomeEvil

      that's what you got to do when you find yourself in the middle of a cockfight.

    • Lisa

      With a trident!

    • Tim

      I love lamp

  • Bob

    Daily east coast insomniacs awesomness

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      I kno rite. And or the common bar employee

  • awhite2020

    #30 and not a single fuck was given that day.

    • Simon

      "Way down upon the Sawannee River"

      Oh, the irony.

  • guest

    word

  • Rollout25

    #21 the amateur #9 is the Master

  • CH1V3R

    #16

    I guess you can say…..(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)…. the tables have turned…….YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

    • melindu

      your nerd level is over 9000!!!! 🙂 haha

    • SomethingClever

      I didn't want to like your comment, but that Who song started playing in my head after I read it, so there you go.

    • gfhjftgjykj

      haha the effort you put in this joke is worth the +1 🙂

  • Taylor

    #22 anyone else cheering for him to fall and bust it?…

    • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

      No. Your a dick.

      • Yoga Pants 2012

        He's just jealous.

      • Justin

        *You're not a grammar nazi 😮

        • At your moms house

          Whats so great about NOT making that tiny jump???

  • Beena

    #7
    TITS!

    • MonkeyMadness

      or GTFO! 😛

  • LaurenGoMeow

    #10 pretty awesome

    • Kim

      U LOOK PRETTY AWESOME…Lauren..

    • jesseDubya

      agreed loving ur new profile pic

    • Kristen

      Whore.

  • TaylorMorris

    I give this post…. Zero thumbs up! Kcco

    • p$d

      please do not procreate.

    • Rusty Shackleford

      You're just a special kind of asshole aren't you? Emphasis on "special"

    • kdaniellesu10

      Taylor Morris? If you're not Taylor Morris, that's really disrespectful to use his name.

      • Kristen

        Kd…while I agree that the guy that wrote that is a raging dick…you really are an ignorant cunt.

        • kdaniellesu10

          Oh wow!

    • Alberta

      If he is the realy Taylor Morris wouldnt he be actually giving zero thumbs up??….

      • Alberta

        real* dammit

    • Boris The Spider

      LOL still more clever than anything the chivers come up with.

  • Trav1121

    #2 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Before the Ooze? Shredder used to be such a pansy.

  • CHIVE POLICE

    #3. "3D Artwork," or sculpture.

    • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

      Its a fine line

    • MonkeyMadness

      Whatever you call it, it's awesome. 🙂

  • A BiPolar Guy

    #12. TLDR

    • MonkeyMadness

      It makes a nice coffee table book.

  • SeanMcCallister

    #20
    If you know anyone that went to any BYU…this isn't your first time seeing this kind of thing.

    • Kilrbee

      What's that? You just got home from your mission a month ago and now you're married? Weird… That never happens!

    • CutandDry

      It seems like you should get married a couple times in honor of Brigham young and his Prophesy that ALL MORMONS are bound to "Now if any of you will deny the plurality of wives, and continue to do so, I promise that you will be damned," (Journal of Discourses, vol. 3, p. 266). Also, "The only men who become Gods, even the Sons of God, are those who enter into polygamy," (Journal of Discourses, vol. 11, p. 269).

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #24 Well I think that meme has run its course

    • thatguy

      This is the only "ermagerd" meme I have EVER laughed at

      • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

        Lol, me, too.

        • EmilyCuntwetGushing

          Lol, you're a stupid whore.

  • RichMahogany

    #4 The valkyries shall lead this Einherjar to the great hall in Asgard..

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.munn.9 James Munn

    #21 Time to bone her….

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #29 Bring the redhead, burn the cat.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Hmmm… I wish chivers would recognize your genious. – Paula's # 1 Fan"

    • RealZoo

      Paula, are you a redhead?

    • Trav1121

      Paula_! Use your underworld troll contacts to talk to that slacker Bob guy and gets me some Nostalgia galleries, daggnabbit!

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Housecats r direct descendants of lions and shes just hoooldingg one. Thats off the rails

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Aw just shout out you lazy asshat, that sucker is always around somewhere. Booooob! You're a slacker, hear me meow?

        Kisses,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "I bet in real life Paula (whos name might be something else) might seem really nice, and not a troll. Sometimes people just fall into a roll and they run with it. Paula, you seem to write things for the purpose of getting reactions out of everyone. I have a hunch that you might be pretty cool to hang out with in the real world. – Dave"

  • Trav1121

    #23 What no fat guy to play Jabba or hot chick to play Leia? I give it a 9 for execution and a 3 for accuracy.

  • MstrFlsh

    #25 Where did you get that? I must have it:)

  • RealZoo

    #7…Ok, I'll play along and see where this goes.

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