Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (41 Photos)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

    Happy Friday the 13th, Chivers. KCCO!

    • Meh

      And to you – wait, are you related…?

      • Meh

        also, your FB page is wide open. You look fantastic with red hair. Just sayin'.

        • fritodog

          She looks good with a stach too. She would look good riding my stach, if you know what im saying

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Hijack!
      #40 note how the guy/girl ratio is the exact opposite of Chive meetups?

      [Edit] OH WAIT!!! There's another guy!!!1!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "Paula_! Use your underworld troll contacts to talk to that slacker Bob guy and gets me some Nostalgia galleries, daggnabbit! – Trav1121"

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Equally as common as thursday the 12th and wednsday the 11th. Neil tyson degrasse

      • YoMumma

        Equally as common, a douche posting obvious statements in a bid to look smart.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Thats about every comment on here and i even posted my work cited as to not take credit because "anything you could ever say somebodys probly already said it better"

          A little amer hist x anyone?

          • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

            Oh, for heavens sake. Just let a girl find one minute detail about her boring workday that's not the same as every other boring workday, will ya??

            • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

              Hey i gav u thumbs up

              • Ethix

                You're friends with Guthrie Atkinson, therefore I don't like you.

              • Bird flipper

                It's cool, I flipped you the bird.

          • Marc

            simpsons did it

    • foul83

      #39 is pretty cool. And tits.

    • Unlucky

      Broke my left arm and sprained my right today because someone hit me on my bike today. Thank god for pain meds! KCCO!

      • Lucky

        I was hit riding my bike today too and then it started to rain. My bike and I are fine though. KCCO

  • Bruce

    I am the Batman

    • United State of ME

      LIAR!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      <img src="http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/No_1227e9_74127.jpg"&gt;
      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Admin approaching in 3…. 2….. 1…..

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Get fucking nutted paula

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Withallduerespect

    • d1sturbed91

      IM NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS

  • Chiver J

    Ehrmergahrd DAR

    • TheDoctor

      #4 THAT is one sexy TARDIS!

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #9 – Glad to hear it! Congrats and KCCO!

    • CanadianChivette

      Awwwww, yay!! She's frigging gorgeous by the way! Lucky guy πŸ™‚ congrats!!!

      • true story

        she finally reached that desperate age when a woman marries her long time friend-

    • OhioChiver

      Congrats! I forsee BFM napkins and thank you notes in your future. πŸ˜‰

    • Taco_Depot

      well done sir, indeed

    • AtlChiver

      Congrats! Hope you guys have a happy life together. Chive on!

    • reaperMEDIC

      It bothers me a little that BFM is about to make out with himself…. you guys need to not wear those shirts together hahaha

    • http://www.facebook.com/dave.w.taylor David W. Taylor

      Congrats fellow Chivers. May you both KCCO til death do you part.

    • zissou

      So the only question is how you put BFM on a wedding dress

    • KyleGamgee

      She seems genuine and seems to have a nice rack. Well done you. πŸ™‚

    • http://www.facebook.com/shanewal Shane Wallace

      wow a comeback off a level 9000 friendzone fair play

  • scotology

    #28: The room got quiet – #29: lol'd

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #21 #33 Enjoy your weekend everyone, hope it's filled with things like this…

  • Muadieb

    #4 #14 #33 Want them all! Seriously, where is the sign up sheet?

    • Macro

      It's outside, which means you'll have to leave your computer and we all know that will never happen.

      • Muadieb

        Do you now? And you know this how? Oh right, you don't. Moving on.

    • Dudeyouarealoser

      Ehrmeherrd theressh beoobsh herr herr herr

      • Kushie Beer

        agreed. sound like a bunch of virgins.

    • Dr. Brovorkian

      #33 lucy pinder

      • pornterest

        Make sure to thank the good doctor while you jack off to your Lucy Pinder google image search!

    • Dar

      What is wrong with pic #14? That right she is drinking alone! I would so friendzone her.

      • thorthechiver

        idk it takes a true boss to drink alone. though a little food for thought if she's alone who took the picture?

    • goatpunch

      #4 is the pornstar April Oneil dressed as the character she named herself after. That is awesome. Also, hard to believe she hasn't done a ninja turtles porn parody

      • Jay

        Rule #34,… it spares nothing.

      • Annie Nonymous

        Epic WIN. So glad someone else caught this.

    • Hurrr Hurrr

      And tits.

    • agree

      <img src="http://i.imgur.com/2MxWy.jpg&quot; title="Hosted by imgur.com" alt="" />

      • IamAwesome

        zing

      • FuckFace

        No means no, fuck face

      • r00s7a

        Just cause you're hot doesn't give every swinging dick the chance to take a shot at you, douche bag

  • Where is he?

    Anybody seen the suck me dry guy lately?

    • That dry suck person

      Sorry, I was busy being raped by gorillas at the zoo. Good times, good times.

    • Sparks10

      I think I seen him tuesday

      • Bruce

        i seen youre grammer txtbook round here somewhere to. not that iv'e red it.

        • Sparks10

          My grammer sucks I admit

          • RedditRules

            *grammar

    • suck me dry

      all the way ofg

  • https://www.facebook.com/tgodley23 Todd Godley

    #4 April O'Neil is everything I ever imagined.

    • Nevrdies4gotn

      April O'Neil as April O'Neil

    • techno_viking

      #4 And if you can make it past that cleavage, you'll see that she is sporting some serious toe.

      • MattKL

        I noticed that. It took me awhile because of her girls, but I definitely noticed. Sometimes cosplay is pretty awesome.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        as a matter of fact, -I AM- willing to look past it.

      • cymod87

        she is a porn star!! πŸ™‚ look her up!!

    • Nahvs

      You sir are a fine human being…thank you.

      • Trig

        Toe or tiny package?

    • TheDoctor

      April O'Neal? Oh, yeah…I was too busy looking at the TARDIS to notice.

  • evn

    cheers to another great DAR!

  • SpacemanSpiff

    Those fishes dig menstruating clams

    source: i live in the caribbean

    #16

    • Dick Salad

      They can smell the blood from a mile away!

    • Sparks10

      I lived in st thomas and if my girlfriend was on her period those yellow tails would flock to her

      • Kristen

        How did you get the smell out of the fish?

    • Rufus

      was not smart to wear a white bikini…

    • JustAnotherGuy

      Fish meet fish.

    • youlikeit

      <img src="http://i.imgur.com/2MxWy.jpg&quot; title="Hosted by imgur.com" alt="" />

      • Will

        Yeah. That attempted rape thing may not hold up. Source: Lawschool

        • lolno

          False.

          1. Rape Shield Laws.
          2. Also, totally irrelevant and very prejudicial.

          Source: law school (note: it's 2 words).

      • Dbaggins

        No means no, douchebag baggins

      • guestwisdom

        whores gonna whore.

      • liv

        Don,t be a fucking dick, nobody deserves to be raped or even assulted!

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #10 humps on humps on humps

    • danno

      #33
      and Racks on racks on racks

    • its_forge

      That one in the center of the image is supafine, the rest are quite nice too.

    • Anon

      The one in the baseball cap has an amazing tush. The others are all great too but she is a step above.

      • Eric

        Sara Jean in the hat ftw

  • HonoluluChiver

    #7 Anybody else notice Billy Idol doing a free concert in the park.

    • john

      I seen that too. Thats in Grand Rapids,MI

    • FiN

      It's a nice day for a white wedding.

    • Sean

      oh Grand Rapids, you're so much better than that.

  • Martin_McFly

    #28 In the "SEXY CHIVERS" Album I said I don't normally go for girls with Blue hair.. that rule has been forever changed..

    Good. God. Almighty!

    • NcouthYouth

      borderline duck face… still sexy

    • passwordistaco

      Sure she wasn't just puking in an airplane bathroom?

  • laelow

    #41 Absolutely breathtaking
    #4 Is just flat out hot.
    #17 They both look like a whole lot of fun.

    • Proud to be Canadian

      More Albertan Chivettes… keep em coming…

  • TheBAMFinater

    #41 what a view

    • DanTheMan

      Fuckin hottie on the far right!!!!

  • Mathias_

    #33 one amazing side boob right there

    • JAX

      LUCY PINDER… BOOM!

  • Larry

    #20 #33 both winners in my book!!

  • Jedi

    FIND the far right on #41

    • Mike

      Go to Facebook and search "Nani bikini" you'll find the origin of that picture, along with a many others ;D.

    • FindThemNow

      FIND the far left, errr… I mean the far right, no wait, the middle two … damn it, just FIND THEM!

  • Lisa

    #9 Congrats you two!! KCCO!!

    • Charter896

      Hope you two already have an IRONCLAD prenup.

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #4 sweet baby jesus

  • bob_the_cook

    #9 Congrats!

  • Noah

    #34 Story of my life

  • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

    #35 aaannnddd now you're fired.

    • Macro

      So true. Most parents would effin' freak out out if their kids teacher was doing that on the Interwebz

      • nuccabay

        on the contrary, i would schedule as many parent teacher conferences as possible

        • Jake

          I don't think she will get fired considering her face isn't in either of the pics she submitted. They can't prove it's her unless they take her clothes off in court, and I'm not sure that's legal…..

          • stingray

            if they can prove its her classroom im pretty sure they can. my ex is a teacher and they fired a teacher for posting photos like this. she was in one of the girls bathrooms but because they knew it was in the school they fired her.

      • stopthecensorship

        chive keeps deleting my comments. She should be fired for this, would you want your kids teacher doing this?

      • Ihateyou

        Chive loves to censor and delete comments. I am going to keep commenting until they leave for the bar and get stupid drunk. This chick deserves to get fired and I am going to re post the picture as much as possible because Chive keeps deleting my comments

      • beware

        Chive loves to censor and delete comments. I am going to keep commenting until they leave for the bar and get stupid drunk. This chick deserves to get fired and I am going to re post the picture as much as possible because Chive keeps deleting my comments

      • boooooooooo

        Chive loves to censor and delete comments. I am going to keep commenting until they leave for the bar and get stupid drunk. This chick deserves to get fired and I am going to re post the picture as much as possible because Chive keeps deleting my comments

      • yousuck

        Chive loves to censor and delete comments. I am going to keep commenting until they leave for the bar and get stupid drunk. This chick deserves to get fired and I am going to re post the picture as much as possible because Chive keeps deleting my comments

    • Eric

      I think you guys just ended her teaching career by that posting.

      • fireher

        I wouldn't want my kid's teacher doing this, she should be fired

      • firedfired

        Chive loves to censor and delete comments. I am going to keep commenting until they leave for the bar and get stupid drunk. This chick deserves to get fired and I am going to re post the picture as much as possible because Chive keeps deleting my comments

    • jon

      Yeah, someone from chive should just take that pic down.

      • youknowit

        Chive loves to censor and delete comments. I am going to keep commenting until they leave for the bar and get stupid drunk. This chick deserves to get fired and I am going to re post the picture as much as possible because Chive keeps deleting my comments

      • dumbpeople

        Chive loves to censor and delete comments. I am going to keep commenting until they leave for the bar and get stupid drunk. This chick deserves to get fired and I am going to re post the picture as much as possible because Chive keeps deleting my comments

    • PontangPunisher

      I am sure she will be fine .
      if not she can teach me πŸ™‚

      • haters

        Chive loves to censor and delete comments. I am going to keep commenting until they leave for the bar and get stupid drunk. This chick deserves to get fired and I am going to re post the picture as much as possible because Chive keeps deleting my comments

      • askjdhaksjdh

        Chive loves to censor and delete comments. I am going to keep commenting until they leave for the bar and get stupid drunk. This chick deserves to get fired and I am going to re post the picture as much as possible because Chive keeps deleting my comments

      • CanadianChivette

        Absolutely nothing to do with this post, just wanted to give props for the Oilers logo. Small town Alberta girl, and I love the Oilers, too πŸ˜‰

        • Kevin

          Agreed, props to the Oil! Where in Alberta I'm wondering…?

        • PontangPunisher

          We love you too small town Alberta Girl πŸ˜€

    • Hand of Fate

      Yeah, I hope you got her permission before posting that and outing her!

      • BLAH

        She's the one that submitted it

        • Anon

          not sure she submitted the face pic though…

          • Dirty

            Right, really hope those guys got her permission to put that up. She posted it anonymously the first time for a reason.

      • stopdeleting

        Chive loves to censor and delete comments. I am going to keep commenting until they leave for the bar and get stupid drunk. This chick deserves to get fired and I am going to re post the picture as much as possible because Chive keeps deleting my comments

        • Fire chiver

          Dude quit posting you're a dick, why does anyone that's in public safety or schools have to behave like a total shmo?!? People should be aloud to relax in their OFF time u dumbass! I'm a firefighter and get told all the time I shouldn't go to bars people will think badly! So what she took pics and I have a beer once a month we have a right to play around and hve fun just like any other person! KCCO miss teacher

          • Patches

            They can have fun, but posting half naked pics on the internet when you deal with kids is crossing the line. Especially since it looks like said pics were taken at her place of employment (which is a school).

            Think of it this way – if you had a 12 year old daughter you found out her sweaty overweight balding MALE teacher was taking photos of himself wearing nothing but a banana hammock in the same classroom he teaches your kid… would you be ok with that? Just because she's a relatively hot young female teacher doesn't make it any more appropriate.

            • the truth

              it does when you're dogmatic idiots like the chivers.

      • stopthepower

        Chive loves to censor and delete comments. I am going to keep commenting until they leave for the bar and get stupid drunk. This chick deserves to get fired and I am going to re post the picture as much as possible because Chive keeps deleting my comments

        • patov40

          Hey that's great hustle with posting and reposting this comment. You have absolutely done the world a favor by exposing this terrible injustice. Now could you please finish ringing up my purchases? Also, give me $40 on pump 8. Thanks! B)

    • Badteacher

      I am going to repost this picture everywhere so her school finds out

      • patov40

        Or, you could get a life! What a douche. πŸ˜›

    • Rufus

      i hope she doesn't get fired. all any school district should care about is whether teachers can teach students. plus, she's a biddy…so there's that too

      • Rufus

        i mean, if the classroom were full of kids, that's another thing altogether. i'm assuming it's empty.

  • durhurp

    #9 congrats dude!! I hope you have a happy life together!!

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