Cat Saturday (34 Photos)

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  • booface

    first

    • William Teach

      Congratulations! Your mother must be very proud, Timmy!

      • booface's mother

        thats my boy! makin me proud. the first one on Cat Saturday!!

    • therealguy

      idiot

      • thetrueguy

        fag

      • Mr booface

        hey you can't talk to my wife that way!

  • El_profe

    #24 seemed like a better idea on up.

  • Cake

    THE GODDAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!

    • Tava

      THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!

    • portal

      The cake is a lying

      • Bill Murray

        that meme is old.

    • Cash

      It's not even the same color ink!

  • Cake

    #2 why don't you just kick her in her face she'll probably won't do it anymore

    • Kill yourself

      Hopefully someone kicks you in the face so you learn proper grammar.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Just hold it up by that plastic crap and fill that with water…. Fun fun fun!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "For once, Paula, you have read my mind and actually said something that isn't horrible or troll. You ma'm are awesome."

      • Islandboi

        Paula for a troll u r fuckin awesome n it was pretty epic seein u post one of my comments last week. U da man! I think well either way kudos to u!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I'm a 'man' meow mr. Maui? Chiving must be very confusing for you.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – fan testimonial: "Paula for a troll u r fuckin awesome n it was pretty epic seein u post one of my comments last week. U da man! I think well either way kudos to u! – Islandboi"

    • Colin Farrell

      agreed. i used to backhand my cat when it used to go where it wasn't supposed to. and it worked. eat it tree-huggers.

      • Colin's Cat

        I used to backhand your mom and she was doing exactly what I fucking told her to.

        • Colin Farrell

          hitting the cat made it behave. get over it. animals respond to force. u mad?

          • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

            not hitting a cat doesn't necessarily make someone a tree-hugger, but hitting a cat definitely makes someone a complete fucking asshole.

        • accidental dislike

          No one dislikes this comment.

      • hate

        Hope you're baby is born dead. Faggot.

        • Arby

          Hope your babies are born smarter than you. Then again… I hope you don't have babies at all.

          • Feline Supremacist

            If I knew of the the whereabouts of anyone who harmed cats in any way, I would personally behead them in their sleep, pulverize their bodies and feed them raw to a clowder of kitties.

    • catssuck

      That just about covers it….cats suck

      • john

        so does your mom, buy you still love her.

        • YaBuddy

          I got a BeeJ from both your mom and the cat…two bleeding pussies – same result

  • Julia

    #21 SOON!

  • Cake

    #23 either the floor is lava … Or he doesn't want to break his moms back…

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Or both!

      • hara

        SIDEWAYS KITTEN DANCE!!!

      • bill

        Both and trippin' on catnip!!

    • Trandazor

      This is C-walk !

  • http://twitter.com/CeeLovis @CeeLovis

    This should look good on Instagram #20

  • Captain_Kyle

    #5 still a better love story than Twilight

  • TheButtonz

    what game is #17 ?

    • Ryan

      Spoofs.

  • cat

    I love cat saturday!

  • Mr. Magoo

    I hate you Cat Saturday!

    • http://twitter.com/mizdictator @mizdictator

      I love how the comment above contradicts this remark with almost exact same wording.

    • https://www.facebook.com/AidePineda09 Aide Pineda

      you are a loser!!!!!

    • LucretiusCarus

      Well done, Mr. Magoo. You have obviated my reason to be here. But I still enjoy that someone else hates Cat Saturday.

      Cat Saturday sucks.

    • Whatacatastrophie

      Thank you….The one regular post that needs to go away

  • Usa retard nation

    #22 Haha, a religious cat saying god bless!! Wait wait, an American made that one right?

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I'm gonna practice self control right now

      • Usa retard nation

        Self control is for the poor, please tell me how your god bless your beautiful nation 🙂

        • dirtysteve99

          You are two words over an appropriate username.

          • Usa retard nation

            Hahaha, oh wow a such intelligent joke. I'm so lost right now, wait wait… You mean "retard nation" as a whole hahahahaha!! I'm so excite, that's the best joke I ever heard!

            You must be rich in the Usa by making jokes like that… or at least having 5 credit cards all maxed out O.O

            • Ethix

              You're not very good at trolling.

              • the truth

                wrong. he's getting you idiots to respond to him.

                • Usa retard nation

                  That's what is so satisfying!!!

        • caligula

          By making us the nation that decides whether you live or not and the weathiest most powerful nation the world has ever seen. Have you failed to notice that when we say "jump" all other nation ask "How high?"? kneel troll!

          • Usa retard nation

            Haha weathiest as 10 years of recession LOL!!

            • WTF Mate

              Wow, ur country must be really sad if you have reverted to making fun of America… on Chive. Ouch, you hurt us so!!! How will we ever recover from your insults…

              • Meow

                Suppose we'll have to send his country more money to help them from their own collapsing infrastructure.

    • You're a moron

      Yeah, because no other nation has religion, right?

  • LuketheTerrible

    the one post i could show my kid i cant because #29

    • Yaknow

      This site isn't for kids, tard.

    • bill

      god forbid adults have some laughs without worrying about the " children " we are raising a bunch of pussies. this country is going to hell

    • Montana

      I don't know why you're getting slammed, Luke. I agree.

      Some people clearly don't know what it's like to have two little kids bouncing around the house at the start of the weekend yelling "Yay, it's Cat Saturday, yay, it's Cat Saturday!" like sugar-crazed pinballs.

      Besides, #29 would be better off without any words at all. The lower caption adds nothing.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        what do you want them to do about it? censor the cat posts because of your kids? that's why he's getting "slammed" here…we don't care about your kids and we hope that the Chive doesn't either. The word fuck doesn't bother me…I quite like it actually.

        • http://www.facebook.com/mark.loehrer Mark Loehrer

          Probably because you haven't any kids, and if you do raise your young kids to use the word 'fuck' you shouldn't have kids…you're a bad parent.

          • fuck

            if you fucking raise your kids in a fucking way that on a fucking saturday, in the fucking summer, they wake up looking forward to the fucking internet i think that might be a fucking indication of bad fucking parenting. fuck your kids.

    • Chelsey

      When your children are viewing Cat Saturday, what do you do about all the posts with nearly naked girls cuddling cats in their boobs?

      • ATouchofInsanity

        Oh, don't you know? Boobs are fine…but heaven forbid a parent explain curse words to their children…that they've probably yelled out while doing the exact activity as the word in question.

        Speaking of curse words…who decided that these words were bad? Was there some kind of council that got together and decreed that words like "Fuck", "Shit", and "Damn" weren't to be spoken but "Hi", "Suck", and "Balls" were fine? Personally, I'd teach my kids not to give power to such words or any words, really. They're just words. Nothing great about them at all. Stupid people gave power to the curse words.

    • Beanie

      All you need are earmuffs. Then you can say fuck, shit, bitch, cock, balls…I'm sure you can figure out a way to cover his eyes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

    #11 I'm sorry were you going to drink that?

  • misSOULa

    #25 And Iiiiiiiieeiii …

    • OhioChiver

      ^^ puuurfect comment.

    • Collin

      Damned caterwauling.

    • zissou

      When a caat loves a womaaan

      • Honky Cat

        white people can't do original humor.

  • http://theechad.wordpress.com Thee Chad

    Reblogged this on Thee Chad Presents Stunner Ink and commented:
    Caturday has come back. [from thechive]

    • becky

      hey awesome, now i dont have to visit your shitty blog because i know whats on it already. thanks for the heads up!

      • http://theechad.wordpress.com Thee Chad

        Thanks for the unwanted opinion. Have a great day.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Archane Nick Sumpter

    #12 will traumatise the poor bugger for life 🙂

    • Woop

      Stayed on this one for a minute. It's hilarious haha. "oh, wait, what? Ok, sorry wrong door."

    • bill

      Naa,,, The poor sap that did that will be traumatized wondering what evil revenge the cat will employ to settle the score…. poop in the shoe? shred the plant?? hair ball in the coffee??? bring in a dead bird????

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Go ahead…. Play with your pussy…

      But… there's some strange and crappy editing going on here.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – about to play 'Lantern Cat' as soon as it'll be dark. OH! Almost forgot to get gasoline! BRB!

    • Guest

      Maybe, but that was funny as hell!

  • http://twitter.com/mizdictator @mizdictator

    #5 story of my life…

    • Cosby Sweater

      The story of my life is politely requesting no pickles on my burger at fast food joints, getting pickles anyway, and then cursing the universe for allowing this type of shit to go down. You might think "What's the big deal? Just remove the pickles yourself.", but the problem is that once the pickles have touched the burger the burger has been infected. The taste of pickle lingers after the offending pickle has been removed, contaminating the burger and pissing me right off. My point is we should get married.

      • Internet hero

        And I ccccrrreeeeppppp yeeaaaa o.0

      • RemcoB

        Riiiiiiiiiiiiight……….

      • http://twitter.com/mizdictator @mizdictator

        I understand your pickle dilemma. I have the same problem with pre-made fruit juices. I detest oranges with a passion that burns like marshmallow thust into the flames of a campfire because a person is too impatient to toast a marshmallow properly, slightly brown yet falling off the stick. But I digress, I get a fruit blended juice drink, kiwi strawberry, sounds delicious. However what's that taste? Oranges! That citrus taste does not even correspond with kiwis or strawberries! Disappointment seeps in as I finish because it would be a waste of $2.45 if I didn't. I promise myself to check ingredients next time I get a blended fruit drink which I always forget to do and must suffer the same disappointment again. And what I mean by the burnt marshmallow is that no, I shan't marry you.

    • Cosby Sweater

      #4 is me when we get married.

      • Truth

        Put some ice on it kid…

      • http://twitter.com/mizdictator @mizdictator

        And I'll wake up to #19 every morning…

        • Cosby Sweater

          You know me so well.

    • James Deen

      only with a lot more cum-shots.

  • Jethro

    #17
    I love that game

    • TheButtonz

      What game is it? And do I need a cat? And does it need to be Saturday?

  • Shawn

    #23 Floor is Lava!!

    • magentapyramid

      No, it's the Crab Walk. My cat does it when she's in a crazy mood (which is often).

    • bill

      I think I saw Michael Jackson do that once on MTV, well back when MTV played music videos.

  • http://thechive.com/ PagingDrDickey

    #3 I didn't mean to kill them!!! I was only hugging them!!

  • GFA

    #3 the joy

    • twenty

      And I think those kittens aren't going to be asleep anymore in 3, 2, 1 . . .

  • http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

    #15 is the left overs of a pussy orgy

  • OhioChiver

    #4 They're all on vacation! The house is mine!… all mine!

  • rWills411

    I've been trying to get one of my gf's cats onto Cat Saturday, but to no avail. I'm sad because of this. However, Cat Saturday always brings me back to being cheered up.

    • Go Hoosiers

      me too dude, my wife has this 27lb lazy prick of a cat that does histerical shit that she photo-documents on the regular & it's taking up about a terra on the external, not one fucking pic has been posted. oh well, still like this post

    • TheJoeGreene

      Wow, you're the biggest cunt on planet Earth.

      • http://www.facebook.com/TRexWonder Russell Wills

        well, i dont quite see how this makes me a cunt, and i am also pretty sure that i am NOT a cunt i, but good for you for having an opinion!

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