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  • CAS

    Awesome!

    • Sunshine Joe

      #27 Poor squatting technique.

    • CAS

      First!

    • Kenw

      Let's not forget about the brothers and sisters that were lost today. Peace out.

  • blue_bronco

    #44 Fucking awesome! Arhhhhhhhhhh

    • SMT

      "thats a good idea bear"

    • Barf

      I want it!!!

    • Blue bronco

      Does anyone know what kind of dog it is? If it is a cross breed, they need to name it Wookie

      • https://www.facebook.com/ricswitzer Ric Switzer

        I believe its a Kashyyyk Terrier.

        • blue_bronco

          I wonder if Kashyyk is along the Kessel Run? Could smuggle some in.

      • blue_bronco

        It might be a Brussels Griffon/yorkie

    • https://www.facebook.com/ricswitzer Ric Switzer

      ChewBarka!

      • May

        You win the Internet today.

    • Kodos

      "Chewie, lock in auxiliary power."

  • NDChiver

    #46 I will be coming back to this more than once the next few days when I need a goo laugh…I don't see it getting old anytime soon

    • jrk

      Another ND chiver?? They do exist! KCCO

    • King

      What would happen tho, of the tables were turned??? Jail time @ lawsuit I'm thinking…

      • DrGarnicus

        That's what makes it funny.

    • Notknowing

      Role reversal, I get it!…not goona happen.

    • Everyone

      http://www.videodope.net/martina-hill-wo-ist-er-d… another one of her. also funny.

      • DB Conor

        I'm in love. If I knew she would exist, I would have rethought taking Spanish in school!

        • Dr_StrangePants

          …that is German, Conor.

          • DB Conor

            yes, no hablo deutsch, hablo espanol. If the German teacher was that hot, I would have chosen more wisely.

    • Derp Derpson

      It's the fakest, dumbest thing I've seen in a loooooong time.

      Let the hate commence.

      • Quailman

        hating

      • 9487

        agreed.

    • d04

      It's the amazing German comedian Martina Hill… also some kind of hot! 😉

  • Turbodude

    Godamm funny
    #46

    • REEBUS

      find her!

    • vick

      where is this from? 😛

      • Flintstone

        German comedy-show I think… Pretty sure her name is Martina Hill

  • Rubik5cube

    Prayers going out to Aurora, Colorado…

    • dan

      This is what happens when you don't turn off your cell phone in the theater.

      • Bob

        Ah yes, it's so hilarious when 12 innocent people are killed by a psychopath. Oh wait, no it's not.

        • timmytooth

          up to 14 now. tragedy in every sense of the word

          • Tragic

            With all the new security there's no way we'll be sneaking candy in anymore.

        • 9487

          yeah. but AIDS jokes, World War 2 jokes, and all that are acceptable. hypocrites.

          • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

            yeah…all those AIDS jokes that come up every day…don't be an asshole, man.

      • Smooth_Moves

        I live near Aurora and the devastation here is overwhelming. Came here to get a much-needed spirit-lifting and to KCCO. How about you not be an insensitive prick…

      • http://www.facebook.com/jack.nycz Jack Edward Nycz

        You're a an insensitive, soulless prick Dan.

      • dochandy

        what a fucking jerk…

    • Lisa

      Bonfils Blood Center. (303)366-2000. I'm trying to make an appointment to donate plasma. The line's busy. I'll keep trying.

      • tv_paul

        I heard one eyewitness say a man was carrying (I'm assuming) his lifeless daughter in his arms out of the theater . If this happened to one of my kids I think I'd want to join them . So sad you can't even do something special for your kids anymore without some maniac trying to get some attention.

        • Jen

          my son is at camp and when i read about this, i wanted to leave the office and go pick him up and squeeze him in my arms.

          • tv_paul

            I know what you mean, I feel the same way. It's no solace to people who actually lost a loved one but if you have any faith at all there's a great line in the movie "Defending Your Life" that I hope is true . When Albert Brooks asks What about children having to prove there worth to move on to a different plane of existence , Rip Torn says "Children don't have to defend themselves. When a child is taken, they automatically move forward. " I hope that's true for all these poor souls.

            • HopeMarie8998

              Yeah, it really fucking sucks that you can't even feel safe at a movie theater anymore.. :/

            • Jen

              i also believe that, paul.

            • Jen

              want to rub your sack on my face?

  • VolleyMav

    #46 I think I peed my pants laughing so hard.

    • AZChive

      Seriously one of the funniest things I've seen in a while! Thanks Chive

    • guest

      well i didn't pee in my pants but i smiled a little…but i amy very happy for your VM

  • Steve

    #26 Game of Thrones… you serious with that question?

    • ChiveOn!

      It was pretty hard to recognize Theon without his schlong out and his ego showing.

      • ale

        Next season will be the best.

        • Winter is Coming

          Best show on television

        • levian

          It's actually going to be a bit slow if I remember the order of the books. A feast for crows is one of the more boring books because it's based of all the secondary characters

          • newscot

            Feast for Crows will be season 4. Next season is Storm of Swords.

            • 9487

              no no that's season 6. next season is commune of cunts.

        • bMorris

          Do you mean when Rob and Catlyn are killed?

          • nospoilershere

            Shocking, but not as much as ZOMBIE CATELYN!

      • Darwin

        Alfie Allen was the first person I recognized.

    • Beaker

      Game of what?

      • Hara

        wizards or some shit.

    • CanucksRule

      adult lord of the rings.

      • http://www.facebook.com/marc.para.96 Marc Para

        Doesn't look like an adult show to me..

        • Misterkleen79

          K, there's killing, midgets, sex … there is midget killing and sex … there is midget sex and killing and there is midgets having sex while killing. Oh yeah and boobs.

      • WarpedAcorn

        I think you mean "Lord of the Rings + Sex".

        In all seriousness a great series though. I just hope HBO doesn't drop the ball and go overbudget and cancel the show before its complete.

        • Willie

          Hell the writer hasn't even finished the last two books, yet. The rate at which the show is progressing, perhaps it will inspire him to write faster…

    • Z Chiver

      You all watch too much tv! And yes I understand the irony in posting that on the web but what else is there to do at work?

    • herp de derp

      harry potter

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        yep Game of Thrones. I'd recognize Theon Greyjoy's ugly mug anywhere ;P

        ❤ that show

      • some

        yeah, if harry potter had to deal with rapist, decapitation, incest flirts or magic that looks like vagina smoke.

    • Big Poppa

      I got to the part where the kid gets pushed out the window, thought it aint gonna get no better than that so I'm done! when's breaking bad on everyone says i should be watchin that shizzle yo.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #41 Hello my baby, hello my darlin', hello my rag time gaaaaaaallll….

    • bma

      Haha, I just posted that same thing without reading through all the comments. Well done!

    • Silent Brutus

      I was thinking,
      "Come let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks
      Or umbrellas in their mitts
      Puttin' on the Ritz"
      However, you win.

      • Verbal_Kint

        That's pretty excellent too…

    • Hunter

      Sang the same song when I saw this pic

    • Garret

      I just shot water out of my nose and onto the desk. Great comment!

    • http://twitter.com/LexieKGriggs @LexieKGriggs

      First thing I thought of was that old cartoon of the owl singing on the radio

      I love to singa, about the moona and the junea and the springa…

  • Big_Okie

    #19 Beautiful… Not sure if of age or not but still gorgeous!

    • Chuck

      Asolutely stunning. Perfect.

    • CaptainHindsight

      Berit Birkeland 19 year old model from Minnesota

      • Notme

        Love those cute Minnesota blonds so much I married me one.

      • Dickleg

        How do you know this stuff??

        • matt

          his hindsight it 20/20 obviously

  • GeeROiD

    is aight

  • jer

    find #32

    • Child Please

      right fucking now

    • 5.56

      Stacey Hannant…… SFW unfortunately

  • CaptainHindsight

    #32 Stacey Hannant!

    • Pedro's Rooster

      #32 Innis Mcallister

    • FunKiller

      Thank you!! fap fap fap fap fap fap |) |) |) |) |)

  • JESSE

    #1 Bet FOR his team to win. no one better but Ty Cobb

    • Bird

      No one better? He was great, but most hits doesn't make you greatest. That'd be like saying you are the richest person because you have the most bills without any regard for denomination. Not all hits are equal my friend.

      • Charlie Hustle

        Only, most hits? He holds the record for holding the most records.

        Major League records:
        o Most career hits – 4,256
        o Most career outs – 10,328
        o Most career games played – 3,562
        o Most career at bats – 14,053
        o Most career singles – 3,215
        o Most career runs by a switch hitter – 2,165
        o Most career doubles by a switch hitter – 746
        o Most career walks by a switch hitter – 1,566
        o Most career total bases by a switch hitter – 5,752
        o Most seasons of 200 or more hits – 10 (shared)
        o Most consecutive seasons of 100 or more hits – 23
        o Most consecutive seasons with 600 or more at bats – 13 (1968–1980)
        o Most seasons with 600 at bats – 17
        o Most seasons with 150 or more games played – 17
        o Most seasons with 100 or more games played – 23
        o Record for playing in the most winning games – 1,972
        o Only player in major league history to play more than 500 games at five different positions – 1B (939), LF (671), 3B (634), 2B (628), RF (595)

        National League records:
        o Most years played – 24
        o Most consecutive years played – 24
        o Most career runs – 2,165
        o Most career doubles – 746
        o Most career games with 5 or more hits – 10
        o Modern (post-1900) NL record for longest consecutive game hitting streak NL – 44
        o Modern record for most consecutive hitting streaks of 20 or more games – 7

        • clint beastwood

          i say we start a petition to get him into the hall of fame. that poor bastard

          • Charlie Hustle

            IF he ever gets a chance it will be after he's dead.

            • press

              Sadly, I agree. He'll be in the Hall eventually, but the League will not let him enjoy the honor while alive.

              Smugly waiting for a man to die. Vindictive assholes.

              • Charlie Hustle

                exactly, his contributions to the game deserve to be there more than anyone's, but they will never give him the satisfaction.

    • JESSE is Wrong

      Doesn't matter if he bet for his team to win or lose. Just by betting on the game as a player/manager he possibly changed the way he played/managed.

      • vegasnites

        Of course that matters…. if he'd bet on them to lose he could throw the game.. betting on them to win (which if you know Pete Rose he'd ALWAYS bet on his team to win).. that's completely different. So, yeah, did he change the way he played/managed? Sure.. for the better.

        That all being said he's a complete asshole. I grew up watching him play (I'm from Cincy).

        Now that being said it's ridiculous to keep him out of the HOF.

        • JESSE is Wrong

          It might have changed the chances of winning the game that he bet on to win for the better, but possibly hurt the teams chances of winning the following games chances for the worse. An example: He could have burned through relievers just to win the game he bet on not giving a shit about the next game or the relievers arms.

          The rule is you don't bet on baseball. If he didn't like the rule he should have protested against it before signing his contract or found another place to play. Short and simple.

          • vegasnites

            Mmm.. I'll concede that to a degree.. you have to understand Pete Rose a little.. nothing really mattered to him (including gambling) other than winning. So to think he'd intentionally burn a single game to lose the over all season really isn't there. Basically I'm saying he wouldn't have intentionally tried to win a game if it would have cost him the season over all. But I'll concede he might have subconsciously did it.

            I agree he should never have bet on the game he was playing though.. just don't think it should be keeping him out of the HOF plus he can't even walk in a stadium? C'mon. He's served his time.

            He's still an asshole… and I think he's stalking me… he lives in Vegas now.

            • JESSE is Wrong

              I am sure there are many more examples that I am just not smart enough to come up with.

              In general I hate when people know the rules, break the rules, and then bitch about it later.

              He is an asshole, saw him in Vegas late last year. He was panhandling for signature money outside the pool area of the Mandalay Bay. If you would just lift your phone up to take a picture you would be yelled at by his handlers.

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      He also set the standard for Asian mens haircuts……

    • Paul

      They could never be sure he bet only for his team to WIN.

  • Sethiroth

    #28 dressed for 8-bit sucess

    • 6655321

      Not success, however.

  • passwordistaco

    #27 Wanna impress me? Squat that bitch in the towel.

    • Macro

      So she can squat like 80lbs? BIg effin' deal.

    • Bobby

      she mite be able to squat the girl in the towel….but i think she would shit in her shorts..

    • http://www.facebook.com/carl.vermooten Carl Vermooten

      HAHAHAHA!!!! Funniest comment yet XD

  • JESSE

    #27 want

  • snacksnack

    #12 fuck that dude in Aurora, CO….poor people man

    • annoyed

      You're a douche.

      • - T

        Pretty sure snacksnack was referring to how horrible the guy who shot up the theater in CO is.

        • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

          …who had a gas mask and smoke canisters, not a great day for this image to be posted..?

          • CO Chiver

            It is a very sad day indeed…… though a most unfortunate coincidence, to keep this picture posted is in poor taste

            • Roger

              Pretty sure that's bug spray. I can't tell if it's bee or mosquito spray though… It has really nothing to do with that B.S.

              • http://www.facebook.com/burn007 Brandon Neyman

                I figured he farted so bad he needed to use two Fabreeze cans and a mask to kill the smell.

            • Mike

              Totally. Take down all the pictures of white men too. And images of violence – simulated, real, implied or otherwise. Also, we should boycott red hair dye, Smith & Wesson, Remington, Glock and Batman at once!

              Or you can not blow things out of proportion. It was a dude in full body armor with either a low grade tear gas or a smoke bomb. A guy combating mosquitoes in his back yard and taking it srsly is nothing to get your knickers in a twist about.

          • silky

            And this guy is wearing ski goggles and spraying bug spray. What is the relevance to that?

        • annoyed

          Still a douche.

    • https://www.facebook.com/gerzan.chaw Gerzan Chaw

      they kind of look like air horns

  • Romeo

    #27 and the caption is ……..hi babe I went shopping and got someone for both of us instead "sigh" how great would that be

    • Notknowing

      As long as she dosen't suck goats for wooden nickels. I'm down with that.

  • Francois

    #39 I'm in it

    • Schnizz56

      So is it ok if I walk around telling people I tapped Emma Watson?

    • http://twitter.com/ThoughtsByMike @ThoughtsByMike

      The funny thing is that's not Emma Watson

      • chivepolice

        I'm glad at least 2 of us are fucking paying attention. Fail to EVERYONE else.

    • Slappy_McGee

      Unfortunately, based upon this logic, that also means that there's an infinite number of universes in which you're banging Gilbert Gottfried.

      • http://www.facebook.com/attila.asboth.52 Attila Asboth

        Or banged by The Hoff.

  • Vyle_Kidovich

    #26 Freaks and Geeks?

    • Kenai

      gtfo

      • Vyle_Kidovich

        Seriously? It's a JOKE. Next time you're at the store, pick up a sense of humor.

        • Geoff

          whoa, we got a bad ass over here

          • Vyle_Kidovich

            Sarcasm doesn't translate well on the Internet. Oh well, KCCO

    • FunKiller

      You are so much fail.

  • Grant

    #39

    And I am stuck in this crappy one?

    • truth

      IT'S NOT EMMA

  • Justin Cider

    #46 like a boss!

  • Ralph

    #19
    Call me maybe?

    • Child Please

      Membership revoked.

      • FunKiller

        Seriously, hand over the card.

    • aVulgarSquirrel

      None of us is kidding, hand it over.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #6 Hover sheep is happy sheep

  • gunnymo

    #39 Suddenly I am interested in physics.

    • true

      it's not emma

      • Roger

        0 = Amount of fucks given

      • dirtysteve99

        'it's not emma'
        You're on a first name basis with her?

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