I do what I want (21 Photos)

Do you do what you want? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

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  • The Bacon Chronicles

    #7 I think I would do what the sign told me.

    • HOOK

      Fuckin A.

      • HOOK

        To the brother in the pic,Fuckin A.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Funny how that squiggle writing makes people get all serious and shit.

      <img src="http://ancientwordtour.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/infidel__11.jpg"&gt;

      • The Bacon Chronicles

        I've been to a country that has that squiggle writing. I do what they say and don't fuck around!

      • Muadieb

        They take their shit pretty seriously out in those parts… Especially if you live near an oil facility.

    • John

      Shit….I'm stationed over here and in the military. Pretty sure that guy is too. Pretty stupid thing to do unless he is out already.

      • B Dub

        Would that be S. M. ???? He looks very familiar!

      • B Dub

        John, I contacted the guy I thought it was and sent him the pic. Even his wife had to have a long look to make sure it wasn't him. Crazy resemblance!

    • Ken

      Jesus… I forgot what it looked like over there until now… pretty much one color… At night, the sky is packed with stars… Can't say I miss that place too much!

      • matt

        damn stars

    • Uhmmm

      Is that booze in the passenger door?

    • Standard Name

      Infidel level 1065

      • ThatBrowndude

        I'm born and raised in Bahrain, I know exactly where that pic is taken as well. Its all good, nobody including the military there is going to bother him at all. Not all squiggly lined people are out to get you

  • https://www.facebook.com/dennis.clark.1069 Dennis Clark

    #10 …… Nailed it! i got a really good idea, can i borrow your car?

    • ThatsMyName

      how did SHE do that?

    • Phoneboy

      Parking level: Woman

    • TheMilkman

      Pretty typical for BMW drivers. Those fucks think they can just park anywhere.

    • https://www.facebook.com/staceymaec Stacey Copeland

      it's simple: too much money not enough sense

  • jamie

    #12 Dat Ass !!!

    • Wally

      Agree. Totally. Wholeheartedly. Absolutely.

    • Macro
    • Notknowing

      If there was ever an ass that needed it's picture taken. This would be it. It's so juicy!

      • http://www.facebook.com/vincent.guzman.54 Vincent Guzman


    • ChefE


  • geofster

    #12 Oh Jesus.

    • United State of ME

      google tripson the great. 4chan slut

      • Deep Dish

        Sir, I am in your debt.

      • dude

        you're doing god's work son

    • MonkeyMadness

      I don't think that's him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #12 Wow

    • MonkeyMadness

      I agree.


    #1 where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

    • Sean

      West Virginia?

    • mikeltn


  • http://twitter.com/Daniel_Leeds @Daniel_Leeds

    #4 i would like to read that book.

    • geofster

      I don't think it addresses physical shortcomings!

    • Yeah I Said It

      #4 – Just take the book without paying….

  • HOOK

    #16 You're hot, need moar bikini..

  • Yeahitsme

    #7 Bigger balls than me.

    • Dan

      Well, bigger balls then you is easy to do when you're sportin a vagina!

    • Kristen


      • wdh

        Kristen.. This is crazy but.. my penis.. suck it maybe?

        • Kristen

          Have your girlfriend unstrap it and wipe the shit off of it from fucking you in the ass…then, maybe.

          • Indeed

            You try way too hard.

          • wdh

            your anger makes me happy

  • Oscar


    • google

      tripson the great

      • Just sayin'

        There doesn't seem to be much from her recently… 😦

  • Pat

    #17 pure win

    • DaveF

      I'm not even a Mac fan, and this had me rolling!

  • That Guy

    #12 ……. wow

  • ckron247

    #12 Yes please… I'll take 2!

  • Jake

    #12 Who is that?

  • twd22285

    #12 F%$# me running

  • Dave

    #12 dats a hump i could snuggle up to.

  • Dave

    #12 HQ please

  • buttsnstuff

    #2 Don't live in a warehouse I guess. Apartment doors usually don't get shit on

    • Girly


  • Smelted Pelted

    What a dick!

    • DaveF

      Really? I can't see it from this angle.

  • chesterdrawers

    #12 Daom baby! I think I'm in love!

    • KeepinCalm

      She's MINE! Go get your own:p

  • Shredder

    #1 Now Showing "Men Who Stare At Goats"…..literally

  • bunedoggle

    #12 A goddamned fine tush, yessir

    • MonkeyMadness

      Amen to that!

  • yup

    #12 She breaks all the rules!

  • hi mom

    #12 ass blah blah hot blah blah

  • sfb101

    Let's play "Don't piss on the electric fence" Stimpy

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