• _DoC_

    Don't worry…Girls like to remind me how small I am every time I take off my pants.

    • JHL1

      It's nice to know that we are in the center. 😉

      • JHL1

        I probably shouldn't have posted that under _DoC_'s comment.

        • Jhands

          Everywhere is the center
          And nowhere is the circumference
          You are all time and space
          Observing itself
          From a unique vantage point

          • http://www.facebook.com/jonny.napolitano Jonny Napolitano

            wait is Jhands talking about _DoC_'s package?

  • Testing

    The Ataris anyone? Anyone??

  • AssClown

    Amount of fucks one is suppose to give on planet earth = 0.
    Amount of fucks most people give = Omg Sarah, does my ass look great with my duckface?

    • chesterdrawers

      You need to get another avatar picture, i really don't like that one…

      • Yoink

        Seems like it'd have to be either an Ass or a Clown. We may have gotten lucky…:S

    • RonnyDaBear

      But you give enough fucks to take notice?

  • Spartan_62


    • crystal

      big bang theory…

      • Birch

        Is a terrible show!

  • _DoC_

    Vid is mesmerizing. I always wanted to be the Silver Surfer and fly through the cosmos like that.

  • SouthernRebel18B

    I'm digging that track. Anyone know who it is?

    • _DoC_

      Shazam says "Time – Hans Zimmer"

    • neXx

      – Music: Suke Cerulo

      • neXx

        – umm, i found the actual original video… thats the music…

        • neXx


          • _DoC_

            That might be the *original* vid, but it isn't the one above. This is the vid above with the music changed.

          • Sad Panda

            Not the same song, Jackass!

            • Tim

              It's from the movie inception

              • Mike

                No its not, very different

                • art

                  exactly the same

      • weaksauce

        LOL dude, it's Hans Zimmer!!!!!! You're out of control!

    • thedude325

      You may have heard it before, it was the song played at the end of the movie Inception.

    • weaksauce

      Its Hans Zimmers music for the movie Inception. Track name = Time

    • Joshua

      "Time" written and composed by Hans Zimmer for the movie Inception

    • TSB

      Inception hans zimmer

    • Saiyanphysicist

      Time by Hanz zimmer

  • IrishInNJ

    Where was the USS Enterprise in that?

    • twd22285


    • Jaives

      300 years in the future

    • Felcus

      In your virginity.

  • Hrdwood

    Thanks… inferiority complex achieved…

  • tv_paul

    Wow, I guess my commute to work isn't as far as I thought compared to this.

  • MN Chivette

    And yet Kanye and Kim's egos still fit

    • 5eagles

      That comment just made my day.

    • Muadieb


  • BGrimsleyII

    Anyone know who did the music?

    • _DoC_

      Hans Zimmer – Time. Off the Inception soundtrack.

      • Spelling Police

        Thanks for the link. However, that video led to another video-and to another video-and to another video, and before I knew it, I was in the dark part of YouTube again.

  • chris

    Did they cut the part at the end, when it zooms in at the Chive's office?

  • JLBugbee

    I wonder if the rest of the universe is uber jealous that it isn't from MERICA?!

    • rest of the universe

      probably not, becouse they are not obese

      • Roger

        How can you be the rest of the universe if you use "they" rather than "we", hmm?


    • BigJay

      Rock chalk

      • JLBugbee

        I guarantee the rest of the universe is glad there is only 1 Kansas University! EMAW

  • Swat

    So amazing, but still nothing compared to Burn Your Bra thursday

    • fish

      Well played, Sir! And agreed.

  • CCJosh

    that would be great on acid

  • passwordistaco

    I'm still so much bigger than the galaxies in my mind……..

  • Lale

    Can somebody tell me the name of the song for this video?

    • You're lazy

      I could. . .or you could, you know, take a gander at the previous posts to see if anyone has asked that yet.

    • Rhino

      Learn to read, cockstain. The same question has already been asked AND ANSWERED 2 times before. You suck at life.

      • Shazingle

        TWO TIMES BEFORE! OMG! Lets create an endless cycle of morons, weeeeeeeee! One moron asking something already answered.. and another moron typing out something rude instead of just answering the damn question in lesser words.

  • TerdFurguson

    Shits ridiculous!

  • heywood jablowme

    as much as I like videos like this one, I find them very difficult to mastubate to. But, a chiver never gives up so if at first you don't succeed, fap, fap again.

  • Dom

    I better update my TomTom.

  • sharkman

    Is that the soundtrack from Inception?

    • http://www.facebook.com/justin.saguto Justin Saguto

      its from the sound track, yes.

  • Fastjackk

    Every time I see something like this Carl Sagan's – The Pale Blue Dot pops into my head:

    "From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it's different. Consider again that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
    The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner. How frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity – in all this vastness – there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. The Earth is the only world known, so far, to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known."

    • Peter

      Awesome post FastJack! I'm a huge fan of Carl Sagan (R.I.P), he was an incredible guy who truly loved the world, nature and the cosmos. I wish more people had his perspective, it would really be a better world.

      • Fastjackk

        I am just glad that there are actually other people who think like him – otherwise we would have gone down the drain a long time ago I think. I just can't understand how people reading this don't understand .

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Yea same but i could hav done without the entire monologue

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Ud like the sagan series

            • Fastjackk

              I love the Sagan Series 😀

    • Bryan Dowis

      EPIC. It is a wonder why we think our problems are SO big when we have evidence such as this to make our problems look so insignificant. Thanks for posting this quote. I opened it up and instantly thought of the blue dot!

    • _ThisGuy_

      Its even more impactful with the Voyager photo:

      • ermahgerd sperce

        And even more powerful with this music and video clips. If only it was in HD!

    • Gabe

      Thank you for posting this.

      • Fastjackk

        Tell everyone you know about him. Watch the Carl Sagan Series on YouTube. Spread it as much as you can.

  • Nick911


  • neXx

    – beautiful.

  • Mike


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