Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

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  • ChrisDG74

    #6 – You forgot Peter (Gabriel).

    • http://www.oxfordtown.ca P.J.

      And Steve (Hackett)

    • Plurp

      And Steve (Hackett)

    • Dylan

      My first thought too.

      • Kristen

        Liar.

    • DrGarnicus

      I was just about to say! Chive on!

    • Kerry Minnear

      No love for Steve Hackett?

    • brandon

      Getting real sick of the liberal and pro gay marrige stuff on chive.

      • Douche McBaggins

        then leave

        • Douche McBaggins

          and take your intolerant attitude with you

          • Keepin' Calm

            He never said he didn't tolerate the LGBT community, just said please stop shoving it down his throat. In a way, I agree with him. I dont care who you're having bumfun with, and I'd appreciate not having to hear about it. Also, I don't think any Chivers come here to get told what to think or what is right or wrong. I don't mind the LBGT rights stuff, the posts that shed a bad light on America irk me more, but they're funny just as this one is clever. theChive is a vibrant diverse community it really is. If 'brandon' being a part of this community means one more dollar for Taylor or one more vote for Greg Schneider, then who cares if he doesn't like the same posts as you. KCCO

      • crazydog

        You right wingers love to rant on and on til you're the one the rest of the a__h__ right wingers turn on.

      • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

        I agree, end the gay crap chive… allyou young fools think you are so progressive supporting this social justice crap

        • Vlad

          lolol no one gets your sarcasm

      • amrith777

        Hey,Brandon–God disapproves of looking at porn and fapping,hypocrite!

        Signed,
        A Lesbian

        • Kristen

          All this time I thought you were a dude with long hair…you cleared that up lickety split.

      • Girly

        and we are getting quite sick of you, my dear

        • Girly

          this was posted under the wrong comment…sorry!

    • Chuckie Finster

      …and Steve Hackett.

      • StevieB

        How 'bout we go and cross "The right to free speech" off the Constitution? Then Chive will have no choice but to keep the content of it's site strictly in line with your specific ideals and opinions. Will that make you happy?

  • The Dude

    Boom!

    • Douche McBaggins

      WHF is this??? #18

      • etcrr 132p

        its a sailboat

  • insert name here

    #2 generic statement about breasts

    • Daniel Tosh

      wat up with your belly button?

      • insert name here

        You… you do know that's not a picture of me, right? Addressing that question to me is pointless.

        • http://www.luckymonkeyphoto.com Emeperordirt

          Seriously though, what's up with it?

          • Douche McBaggins

            No, whats up with this??? #18

            • A_O

              Soviets are whats up with that

              • Anomanom

                The soviets created awesome.

                • Obama

                  They didn't build that.

    • majorfathead

      Breasts hell, that tummy / happy place has me absolutely twisted

  • M-Shizz

    #1 "I SAID SMILE!….or….DIE!"

    • whynot74

      Could this family be more frightened?

    • DUBU2DEATH

      Your caption made me lmao! They look miserable and just plain awkward.

    • electric boogalo

      Which one did he eat?

      • TFP

        All of them.

    • Oltimey

      I SAID SMILE OR PIE!

    • thom

      I enjoy the "Do I eat this?" meme going on about this guy, but this is probably one of the most disturbing photos ever on the Chive. Not saying it shouldn't be here, but the look of sheer terror in their eyes is frightening.
      Poor family, poor country. May they some day rid themselves of these madmen.

      • Jon

        If the religious right continues to win election in our country, it won't be much longer until we are North Korea.

        • Tim Berland

          North Korea is communist (opposite from right) and religion is banned

          • jasgat66

            Did the guy on the right not get the "Family picture day.. don't wear a uniform" memo?

          • brandon

            opposite from right….u really think so?

        • heywood jablome

          dumbshit.

        • Ura Dumas

          You are dumber than dirt

        • A_O

          not all conservative people are religious, you sir are ignorant, narrow minded and contribute to the ridiculous left wing right wing war that we have right now.

      • Sarex

        http://goingforthree.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/… <the terror in their eyes the poor country who will help, I know let's bomb them

    • Sarex
    • Pretty Smile

      And now they are all dead………….

  • guest

    #3 I do what I want.

    • nate33uc

      like taking an early lunch to explore the remaining 38 #48 #49 #50…good gawd

  • http://twitter.com/dbumbaco @dbumbaco

    #2 Thank you very much

  • KCO617

    I need #19 for #2 NOW!

    • Derp_Free_Zone

      #22 A view from the other side would be just wonderful.

    • OnOneWheel24

      Well played, sir

  • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

    #41 LMAO!! 7.62.39…full..metal…jacket…

    MILLER TIME.

    CKTAM

    • PappyCrux

      It is 7.62 X 51 for the M14, the 7.62 X 39 is the Ak47 ammo.

      • A_O

        he only says "7 6 2 millimeter, full. metal. jacket." in the movie anyway

    • MonkeyMadness

      I believe they're referencing the tv show Gomer Pyle USMC.

  • BigPup

    #16 Seems legit.

    • Harry Longbahls Jr

      Fucking Gross

      • PayHeed

        Nuh uh

      • Mike~

        You sir are a gay dude.

      • dag nabbit

        sorry its.not a dick like u like

    • Jandro

      Looks like Kim Kardashian

    • black27696

      Those have to be someone else's handprints though. Kind of cheapens it when you know a guy just had his hands on her.

      • _DoC_

        As a photographer, I like to think they were the photographers hands and he actually got to grab that. *"Hmm…this shot just isn't working…think it needs a little something different. Here, let me try this…trust me, its allll for the shot."*

    • dag nabbit

      catchphrases, your using them wrong

      • Jawbone

        *You're*

    • MonkeyMadness

      That is one nice turd cutter.

  • Nice

    EARLY DAR!!!!!

  • saltygary

    #1 North Korea is best Korea!



  • BigPup

    Dear #32 I'd like to be inside of you sometime in the near future… Bring the sandwich too, Thanks

    • majorfathead

      mustache

    • dag nabbit

      u asked for a sandwich…u are so manly…can i be like youk?

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #25 Nothing like Katy Perry hump to brighten my day

    • https://www.facebook.com/fratellistandoff.ricky Ricky Gallardo

      Am I the only one that was actually disappointed when they finally saw this?

      • very tired

        there is a reason she hasn't done full nude yet….

  • BigPup

    #8 Dat… Wet Ass

    • Jon

      "Wet Ass" isn't exactly desirable. It's actually kind of gross.

      • Frank

        I believe you're thinking of Swamp Ass. Totally different phenomenon.

        • Jon

          Fuck you, Frank.

  • Blue bronco

    #1
    "Are these each or by the pound? Get the leaders celebration cake!"

    • brownsbuckeyes1

      *Cerebration. Fixed.

  • pimpninjaa

    #2 #36 Good googa mooga!

    • TheWizz

      #36 jayden james
      nsfw

  • jimbozo

    #35 WTF is that?! I want one!

    • Andrew

      anyone know what kind of dog that is?

      • https://www.facebook.com/mbingaman Matt Bingaman

        Think it might be a Saarloos Wolfhound

      • johnny

        looks like just a wolf… badass

      • Kristen

        Dachshund.

    • jimbozo

      It's probably a direwolf.

      • dave

        those are extinct, I would guess it's a wolf hybrid

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

      It's a girl. You can have this one, but you have to get past the puppy first.

      • amrith777

        Grab the bacon!

    • Kimbo

      It's an Alsatian or Black german shepard.

      • Hutch

        Too big to be a black shepherd. I have a white shepherd who is 120 lbs and hes no where near that big. Thats definitely got some wolf in him.

    • SuperDanMan4290

      Awesome Dog is Awesome!

      Best,

      ~SuperDanMan

    • PeteDKilluh

      It might just be a wolf. Most people don't realize how big wolves are, most people think they are about the size of a German Shepherd, but that is not the case they are friggin' huge!

    • http://www.facebook.com/evening.s.barron Whiskey Rose Knight

      I think Matt is right, it looks like a Saarloos wolfhound. Although I like the idea of a direwolf better.

    • Quasi

      Dire wolf? 🙂

      • Ty7er_chiver

        A mythical wolf given to the children of the stark family in the tv series Game of Thrones

  • CHIVE123

    You just got to love it all….

  • J_ny

    #2 you just made my day!

  • http://twitter.com/JulyettaPCrosby @JulyettaPCrosby

    #32 can make me food ANY time & anything she wants!!!

    • FunKiller

      Hey Julyetta, will you make me a sammich….please?

    • db3300

      Who would have time for food?

    • amrith777

      Needs to eat one or two of them….

  • Aaron

    #35 looks a lot less scary than he did in The Neverending Story

  • M-Shizz

    #49 PLEASE! POST HER WHOLE GALLERY!

    • Ned Ryerson

      Thank the Lord himself for this……….

      • silky

        It wasn't him who gave her those

    • boyrenaissance

      seconded

    • IamAwesome

      She's really not that hot. Pretty average. A lot of the chivettes are better looking.

      • hello please

        Chivettes? You mean those pictures of half naked women found on the internet with the words "Chive on" photoshopped on some part of their body by the good folks at theChive? Those Chivettes?

        • http://twitter.com/immachiver @immachiver

          that's way back in 2009.

      • bob

        shes a great pornstar though.

    • Josh

      Her pics are amazing. I love Bree

    • Duber

      She is beautiful, dont get me wrong. However, this whole look at me thing is getting old. I find myself immediately skipping over the girls wanting attention pictures more, and more. Maybe it's just me?

      • tommy

        the day I get bored of women taking their clothes off for my viewing pleasure….

        first world problems at its finest

        • bamboo

          It's strange not seeing her with a big cock in her ass.

          • Methos

            damn, you beat me to it. 🙂

      • http://twitter.com/immachiver @immachiver

        i have some bad news for you, friend.

      • Daniel Tosh

        you're right I skip all the attention seeking whores too. Bitch you know you are hot stop trying to make guys drool all over you.

      • suckmewet

        if you want to skip them, skip them. it's not like you need permission

    • Daniel Tosh

      according to the internet there are 1.4 million image results, so why should I visit her twitter?

    • HHH

      Fuck Bree Olson, did anybody here what she did on the Bubba the Love Sponge show.

      • Captain Obvious

        *hear

        • HHH

          Shit, I can't believe I did that.

      • Gonasiphaherpalitis

        What did she do?

        • HHH

          He tried to rib one of the interns, but she wouldn't play along, flipped the fuck out and left the studio on foot, in a total psychotic fit. Fucking bitch. That's the short of the long. Go to Bubbaraw.com and you can see the whole thing.

          • Triple H

            She was on her .

    • Felcus

      She's got a nice gallery on 4tube.

    • HatBomb

      Her hole gallery?

    • Biggus Diccus

      After you've seen her get banged in every hole, the scantily clad pics don't do it for me

    • bollyver

      Now I'm going to have to watch her scene with Sasha Grey again.

    • ^o^

      hole gallery*

    • AssHaterson

      This is a must read for anybody. A Bree Olson Twitter Hall of Fame, if you will.
      http://www.issues.cc/complaints/bree-olson/tweets

  • Bless1

    #16- good lawd, perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • HatBomb

      Wowzers, that is junk in the trunk!

      • kcco-pgh

        shopped junk in the trunk at that…

      • seagan

        junkYARD in the trunk..

    • http://www.frombearcreek.com/wordpress Animal

      If by "perfect" you mean "wider than the afterdeck of the Andrea Doria," then, sure.

  • http://twitter.com/meaghanjameson @meaghanjameson

    #42 Megan. Doing me so proud.

    • Bogus

      You two are too cute, to me.

    • kcco-pgh

      Indeed. Megan = awesome.

    • Ginger

      Looks like she's picking her nose.

      • Kristen

        Smelling her own rotten crotch.

  • BigPup

    #33 Keep up the good work! Looking great! KCCO!!!

    • Davey

      I dunno if that's the same person. Can you work out until your hip bones get that much smaller?

    • Ashli

      what diet is this???!!!! i need deets!

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