Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • gettinIT

    #12 me likey

    • JohnMcClane_


    • Unfkngblvbl

      #4 The Todd: "Egyptian Five!"

    • Rolex
    • MBChiver

      72 photo gallery + gif. Enjoy!

    • partysauce

      and with the mouth wide open too…. she knows what we like

    • Tomas

      The Chive posted that gif way back on Dec 15 in the DMA. And I found her name not long after that. Not that I'm complaining that it's posted again (I can watch that gif loop for hours<3), but it's not like Chivers didn't know who she was. Sheesh. B)

  • Noooodles

    #1 Gaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!

    • Trav1121

      Calling him gay is just your way of saying you wanna have sex wiith him cuz he is so awesome. You jealous bastard! Anyway, Chive on, dude! Enjoy your wife vacation!

      • Nooooodles was right

        Sausagefest 2012

        • PA2AK

          Maybe so, but also being a married guy…a 4 day wife-free sausagefest is surprisingly appealing at times. Especially once a month…and if she takes the kids too.

    • JHL1

      I agree with original commenter. "No girls allowed" sounds gay to me.

      • http://www.facebook.com/Boozerc Cole Boozer

        Then you my good sir have not had the privelige of having a relationship last long enough to get the joke

      • TheDoctor

        He is reverting back to his childhood when boys had "no girls allowed clubhouses". You must have missed out.

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #12 good god!

  • Boston Rugger

    #6 Amish sex dolls?

    • FunKiller

      Careful, they're made of wood…..they're made of the finest wood, but nonetheless, they're made of wood.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Amish Man's Butter Churner — newly designed to Minimize Chafing !

        • FunKiller

          Comes out already salted.

    • thom

      Doesn't that look shopped? No trolling, just curious.

      • Johnnieboy

        No it's in Lancaster, PA. I live literally 5 minutes from there.

        • Firefighter23

          Its on the Lincoln Highway just down from Dutch Wonderland(Its a freakin CASTLE) if I remember correctly

          • MattyDeuce

            That is correct, but I think the sign has changed…I live in Lancaster! Funny that tourists eat that stuff up!

            • Jordan

              Nope, sign has been that forever!

    • tv_paul

      Good let them get some practicing before Rumspringa.

  • CW Muse

    Its Early!

  • TheUChiver

    #10 the people have spoken, give the girl what she wants!

    • FunKiller

      You're going to give her me?

    • _DoC_

      We need a bouncy gif of her to lead the way!

      • sfb101

        Totally! She'd could make one hell of a gif.

    • Steven

      Thought the same thing yesterday! If you are going to request Things that bounce, you should provide it!

      • Black6dog

        Note: Men should refrain from submitting Things That Bounce to the Chive if they are of themselves

    • http://twitter.com/meaghanjameson @meaghanjameson

      Challenge Accepted.

      • Gay Guy

        Woo Hoo!

        • JHL1

          Even the gay guys wanna see that! I propose a whole gallery of Meaghan being bouncy ๐Ÿ™‚ (if she's willing)

          • Firefighter23

            I second JHL sub-challenge challenge challenge…………..boobs. FUCK YEAH BOOBS!

            • Underbaker

              or even a little booty bouncing too.

      • http://www.facebook.com/dave.w.taylor David W. Taylor

        That just made my day. Thank you Meaghan ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Firefighter23

          David Taylor if I made my man boobs bounce would you love me again?

          • http://www.facebook.com/dave.w.taylor David W. Taylor


      • Hampsterstand

        I cannot upvote this response enough. Pretty sure this Thursday will be the best day of the week.

      • pinky

        I love you Megan Jameson.

    • US Ranger

      Meaghan you would make a lot of us soldiers fighting over seas extremely happy ๐Ÿ˜ƒ. Your gif/gifs would be a huge gift for us.

    • http://twitter.com/KenStorm989 @KenStorm989

      I Applaud Her for accepting the challenge!

  • Wheelbarrow cat

    #6 where did they get the open sign??

    • Wagon Dog


    • TheDoctor

      Um….they bought it? The owner of this shop is most likely not Amish, just sells their stuff for them.

    • http://twitter.com/j_calabaza @j_calabaza

      The same way they manufacture those non-electric fireplaces…wizardry.

  • Brother Maynard

    #9 As he shits all over the hood….

    • FuckinOff@Work

      Seagulls are pricks

  • MrCCG

    #7 I would very much like to see more of your smile! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • sneakypete

      Find her!!!!!!!!!!!!! please

  • TheUChiver

    #24 good God woman!!!!! Perfect!

    • chiver

      and probably cooking up some bacon too!

    • DaddyD

      No. Perfect would be if she were in my kitchen.

    • KCO617

      Been there, tapped that…and I approve of this picture….she leaves you forever wanting MOAR

  • toby


    A challenge!

    • Black6dog

      Challenge is the wrong word, more like a treat, a big bouncy delicious treat

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #41 more….but with less

    • keystone183

      Absolutely drop dead

    • Tim

      Also, lose the giant sunglasses. You have pretty eyes.

    • its_forge

      Want to see the hiney. The hiney is probably epic.

      • girl

        hiney was on here couple weeks ago

      • girl

        hiney was on here last week

    • Frank

      Hand Bra please!

    • http://twitter.com/KenStorm989 @KenStorm989


  • jbird

    #9 Mine mine mine

  • OhioChiver

    #49 You're progressing in a fantastic fashion!. Keep it up! No wait…I should…no…oh hell. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • SOhioChiver

      what my friend is trying to say is "nice booty babe", now drop the towel and give us MOAR!

    • emailhobo

      You can give a gap picture? Maybe?

  • Taco_Depot

    thank you Meaghan #10 … you've made us all a lot of happy Chivers. Now we wait. My pants will stay off 'til then.

  • MOAR

    #49 Nice! Keep up the good work.

  • GI Joe

    A day without early DAR is like a day without sunshine….

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      …and a DAR without your beloved Paula is…

      – Fan testimonial: "Damnit paula…. You know, I actually hate hating you; my energies would be better spent elsewhere."

      • SaltLakeChiver

        Akin to having sexual relations with anybody you desire. While riding a unicorn through space. That's on fire.

  • a-nom

    #46 BURNING MAN!!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Oh Mighty Fire God ,
      Please spare us.
      We send you an offering of Chris Brown CDs, Justin Beiber Posters and Snookie.

    • B Dub

      As soon as I saw #46 a loud voice in my head yelled "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!" So, yeah….that was weird…

      • Iggy Catalpa

        Funny, I heard a voice yelling "Come at me, Bro!"

        • smallchinaman

          I didn't hear any voices. Must have finally got the dosage right.

          • Ash

            Thats fcuking funny right there!!!

        • Firefighter23

          Now all I can think about is doing battle against that thing in an epic fireman vs fire man duel to the death.

  • sunnyb

    Chivette KCCO tomorrow shall be mine!

    • caleb

      Hey Chive, be a peach and get some more Canadian KCCO.

  • http://twitter.com/DanLloyd93 @DanLloyd93

    #10 .. She has her priorities in the right order.

  • FunKiller

    #43 Uhhh, wow…..I'm, ummm…speechless! Can we see the front too?

  • Acesevens

    Come on Meg, lets gif

  • chbeers

    get to it #10

  • KDogg

    #7 Level of adorable = infinite.

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #37 – Much better now. ๐Ÿ˜€

    • http://www.facebook.com/nick.hoth Nick Coldathanapolabearstoenails Hoth


    • smart is sexy

      First I was all daayyyyyummm, but then I saw the "your" instead of "you're" and I was no longer attracted to her.

      • The Dude


    • BostonPauly

      #37 … I Hope YOU'RE going back to School.

      • Guest

        Ah well…… So close to being hot….

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