I hate my job (26 Photos)

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  • slootenheim


  • suck me dry

    suck me all the way off

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Sorry, I choke on small bones.

    • Barack Obama

      I'm Barack Obama and I support this comment….. the damn admin have banned me from commenting….

  • Streetnic

    #26 Those nails are fxxking scary… but still would!

    • zgl

      didnt even notice the nails til i read this comment O.O

  • IrishInNJ

    OK cool, about 3 new ones out of 26 total. Not bad.

  • Gun_guy

    I'd still eat it.

    • RVA KCCO

      That was my thinking about #26

  • femtrooper

    #26 the nails…they disturb me..

    • FunKiller

      I think I could look past them as long as they don't scrape me…just to make sure she's not bored anymore…I'm a gentleman like that!

    • http://Punishtube.com Boner-fried

      She is gorgeous! More of this girl and her crazy nails

    • very tired

      the nails can be trimmed once she is properly bound and gagged

    • MonkeyMadness

      I'd let her rake those down my back 😉

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  • theRealRealist

    I see a super freaky looking face in #3

  • https://www.facebook.com/kevin.portillo.520 Kevin Portillo

    #24 LOL Nice kit.

  • Anonymous

    #26 why do you need those? Gonna go dig up some dinosaurs?

    • Dale

      Yeah. You wouldn't hit that in a heartbeat

  • Craigery

    #15 Next time, don't stack 'em so high, genius.

  • http://www.facebook.com/katieandrus Katie Andrus

    Haha! Calm the fk down, guys. The nails lasted a day… No more talons here. Loves. Xx

    • Justin

      What nails?

  • http://www.facebook.com/nick.hoth Nick Coldathanapolabearstoenails Hoth

    #26 MOAR BEWB, less nail

  • Craigery

    #26 Maybe pass the time by trimming those ridiculous nails.

  • kal50

    #17 The beatings will stop when morale improves

    • wayne

      It's the beatings will continue untill morale improves

  • KCO617

    #26 trim back those claws…unless you're gonna scratch my back (admit it, y'all love that shit).

  • MattyDeuce

    #5 what a terrible assortment of snacks

  • Chubby

    #26 Is this the new trend: No longer duck faces, but nails looking like duck feet?

  • Verbal_Kint

    #26 Edward shovel-hands?

    • socalmarti

      ding,ding,ding we have a winner folks!!!! LOL!! 🙂

  • Canucks_Rule

    #18 – fucking been there.

    bc chivers & chivettes, this group is for you!! –> http://twitter.com/KCCOVancity

    • dkellyb

      Every single time an important paper needs to be printed… :@

  • jason walter

    <img src="http://storeshopnow.com/mm/imada/ns.jpg"/>#14 I hate this job, He could never do such dangerous work. <img src="http://storeshopnow.com/mm/imada/sn2.jpg"/&gt;

    • ScientificBoink

      i don't have a clue what he's actually doing

      …but i'll be damned if the pic doesn't look like an elaborate 19th century scam to get a gentleman English explorer trying to "hunt" fish like the "natives", complete with handlebar mustache and pith helmet.

      Native: "no, you have to get completely in the water and use your toes"
      Sir Nigel Fotherby-Shackleton: "i say ol' chap, what a load of rubbish. best do it as the savages say, wot. no better way to experience the ol' rough'n'tumble than to just jump in all gung-ho like back with the Regiment in the Crimea."
      Native: (laughing to self)
      Sir Nigel's Man: (sighs) "…indeed, sir."

  • The Great Penguini

    #2 As a fellow Valet, I've had that happen numerous times haha. The worst is shitty diapers left in a car that has been baking in the sun all day.

    • Dustin

      I don't even like driving 10 minutes with fast food in my car. It reeks like fries for the entire day. Cracking the window only reduces the linger time by 50%.

    • Underbaker

      Last time I tip that Valet, taking pics of my car like that!

      • holyshit

        If that was your car, its unlikely you were gonna tip him anyway….. you know it's true.

        • Underbaker

          Just because I'm a slob doesn't mean I'm a bad tipper. Now being broke and trying to pay for a daughter in college does make me one, so you got me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/chuckerickson168 Chuck Erickson

    mother of god….#26 MOAR PLEASE!!

    • socket2me

      some people are easily impressed…

      • Wisti

        Hey! If you cut her head and nails off she's impressive!

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #18 I actually went "Office Space" on my home printer when it did this. The neighbors were not amused, but the cops kinda were. Jack Daniel's helped me with that one.

  • http://www.fumarfriday.com Fumar Friday

    Reblogged this on Fumar Friday and commented:
    The day after a holiday always sucks. But at least it’s not a Monday. Enjoy Tuesday with a nice cigar!

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