Keeping up foreign relations via clever WI-FI network names (14 Photos)

  • Ballsy llama

    8===3~~~ first motha fuckassss

    • Joe Swenson

      Ok captain douchebag

    • Big Ben Healy

      Your penis is shaped funny.

    • wiggid

      first, but from ur "drawing" ur only 3 inches, so no danger.

  • connah

    "wi-fight when we can love?"
    -bill wi the science fi

    • Wisti

      as soon as I get internet I'm naming it Bill Wi the Science Fi…but as long as I have a job that lets me browse theChive for free, no need to pay to have it at home! ^_^

    • asgh

      "It hurts when IP"

  • Brute Sentiment

    My favorite part is how every single one of these is from a Mac. Where are all the Windows Wi-Fi listings?

    • Brute Sentiment

      Okay, all Macs and one iPhone. Still…No one using Windows?

      • Alex

        Does it matter?

    • Alex

      In my experience with Windows, which honestly ended in 2008, screenshotting was a bitch to do, not sure how it is now but that may be it?

      • Florian

        Just press "PrtSc"…
        Might be easy to do

      • paco

        I see a key named "Print Screen" on my keyboard, how can you call this a "bitch to do"???

        • Alex

          On mine I had to copy into Paint as well because it never showed up on the desktop, that's the "bitch to do" part 🙂

      • AveryJoe

        Been using "PrtScn" since the DOS era… does that shame the hipster? I do believe so…

      • Jed

        On Windows: PrintScn key
        On Mac: Cmd-Shift-3

        Actually harder to remember the key on Mac

        • Gustav

          Cmd+Shift+4 actually.

          • Deep Dish

            That's if you only want to select a portion of the screen. cmd-shift-3 does the whole screen

            • Underbaker

              Or if you have Vista or Win 7 you could just use the "Snipping Tool" in accessories, it is what I use to make all my instructional documents for my customers.

    • Josh

      Take a ride in your DeLorean to see more Windows Wi-Fi listings

  • motojunky27

    awesome post

  • mojomojo444

    I'm not entirely sure how someone hearing me having sex would be classified as a Fail


    • DaddyD

      Maybe because she kept yelling, "STOP!"?

      • mojomojo444

        I just lost a mouthful of coffee thanks to you

        • Kristen

          You misspelled "semen."

    • Anomanom

      Because they can hear the sheep.

  • Stevorino

    One of my neighbors must be a Chiver cause #4 is mine! Neeto!

    • Michael

      Do you have a dog?

      • bh4q

        Do you pick up his shit?

    • Mr_Taco

      You should get a new isp

  • flibble

    mine is "MI6 Surveillance Van #312" I considered "UK Immigration Surveillance Van" but that'd make my neighbours too nervous.

    • Underbaker

      Thanks for the idea, think I will rename mine "SATX Immigration and Naturalization Service Scout 1" and see if any neighbors move out.

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  • John Hofmann

    #11 I love "Hide your kids, hide your Wi-Fi" haha!

    • katastrophe89

      i didn't notice that one! lol clever

    • Guesty McGuest

      That whole list is full of win. GET OFF MY LAN was my favorite.

    • Shant1k

      All your bandwidth r belong to us haha

    • thedude325

      Sounds like a cool place to move to.

    • steamboatclusie

      pretty fly for a wi-fi

  • Jeremy Ott

    Mine is Bill Clinternet 😀

  • katastrophe89

    #3 'guys please stop fighting" lol best one

  • MBNS

    #1 So glad for those red arrows, I never would have seen the joke if not for that! *facepalm*

  • Canucks_Rule

    #14 – win.

    chiver or chivette from bc?? join the twitter group that's for you!!

  • Tanis

    #11 Would be a great area to live

    • adMANistrator

      Yep, I can tell by the rocks.

  • Rizz67

    So it seems clever wfi names only come from apple products? Interesting…

    • Artist

      Only creative people use apple.

    • The Truth

      Apple is not the only manufacturer of routers. In fact, they aren't even in the top 5. This leads me to believe people with apples are trying to look cool and hip but all they are really doing is constantly looking at people router names. Do something real.

    • Leeks

      No it's because after buying an overpriced mac they can't afford internet. The searching for unsecured networks gives them more chances at finding funny names to screenshot.

  • The_Hellequin

    #9 – Just for knowing what grindcore is, I'd respect his wishes.

    • The_Ger

      Grindcore is the perfect lullaby. Blast beats are so relaxing.

  • bkfrijoles

    #8 Passive-aggressive fuck yesh

  • bigcityreem

    Many of these are very clever. Arguing with your neighbors via wi-fi is just odd.

  • skyfireCO

    I feel like Skynet would definitely have secure access #11

  • LuvsHorror

    I've got to change mine! Maybe Chive On?

  • Magnitude

    Wi believe I can Fi

  • M4jestic

    #1 best one

  • Andy

    Just going to leave mine as SKYNET

  • Versari

    #3 Damn i hate those secure networks! that guy can *SUCK MY BALLS!*Cartman voice

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