Doomba: the ultimate in home defense (13 Photos)

Tired of filthy floors and break ins? Strap some improvised weapons on to your Roomba to create the ultimate cleaning/home defense technology of Doomba.

  • humperdink

    #3 dog just chillin

  • FarknChiveon

    #6 Would actually scare me if it managed to open the door to my room at night…

  • Wisti

    #9 and #10 Because a gun that has no way of getting it's trigger pulled is so very threatening…

    • chesterdrawers

      They can't help it, they think being extremer is awsomer…

    • Mac

      Joke Tip: That's the joke

      • Maytrix

        Oh… this post was meant to be funny? I guess I missed that. Just seemed stupid. I might have found it funny when I was 6.

        • Groggy

          So they shoved the stick in when you were 7?

          Man, that's rough. Sorry, bro.

  • yeager

    is that an argile sweater on the dog?

  • FunKiller

    #13 "Bitch….I'm out!"

    • Jerry Mitchell

      Fuck with me again

  • Craigery

    Guns that can't shoot and knives attached to a slow-moving object without enough force to cut a piece of paper… brilliant. Home Defense? More like Darwin's Theory in Action.

    • Buzz Killington

      Hence the category sarcastic humor…

    • SaveFerris

      I would like to put a roomba with a grenade taped to it in your house

    • Groggy

      Geez, another one? You actually think that this post was created with the intent of presenting "doombas" as legitimate forms of home defense?

      *sigh* Whatever…ride that rocket.

  • Craigery

    #1 I guess burning down your house IS one way to keep intruders out.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Mac, this post was doomba'd. Better luck next time.

  • Jimi

    Aaaaaand I am officially ready for the zombie apocalypse.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #10 – haha.

    bc chivers & chivettes, this group is for you!! –>

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Hey, how's that Luongo contract holding up?

      • Canucks_Rule

        very well thanks. i'm all good with starting the season (whenever it starts) with two #1 goalies. before 1/4 of the season, a struggling team (aka the leafs) will cave and give us what we want for louie.

  • MigraineBoy

    #9 #8 How does it pull the trigger / operate a swich?

    • MylesofStyles

      Bananas (you're welcome).

  • joe

    All I'm asking for is some frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads! Ok I guess frickin vacuum cleaners with frickin laser beams will do. Challenge accepted!

  • El_Hefe

    #4 a poor mans Krull

    • SaveFerris

      Reference accepted. I will thumb you up

    • Lucky ducker

      I actually saw him pulling it out of the lava when u said that. flashbacks are a bitch

  • crazydog

    #11 roombas with fricking laser beams

    • Jpadawan666


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  • SaveFerris

    On a serious note… who the hell owns 4 roombas? #3

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      The dog of course.

    • guest

      based on the limited survey, people with australian shepards.

    • S-8-N

      I had 3 at one time

  • fo1133

    LOL <img src="; width="1" height="1" alt="map" style="border: Opx;">

  • YOYO

    #13 cracked me the fuck up!!!

  • fendermallot


    Isn't that how the Dalek's started?

  • Madison

    You all are dumb goombas

  • imjake09

    #11 #13 If you combine these two you would create the first "Laser Cat Tank". SNL was right. Dangerous times we are living in.

  • Livin' Legend

    #13 Out of my sight, worm! Fool! You've sullied my paw!

  • sfb101

    #6 SPOOKY!

  • Master_Rahl

    #3 I'm thinking this could be BattleBots Lite.

  • Fred Flintstone

    #6 Doomba see you sleeping…

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