Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • Rusty Shackleford

    #29 The T-Rex because… Its a fucking T-Rex

    • Tommy

      Stupid question. T-Rex has been extinct for over 10,000 years.

      • Luke

        2 things: as far as we know the unicorn has never existed in the first place.
        And thankyou chive for fixing the comment section that's been an annoying bug for a while now.

        • rv1992

          Rhinos are just fat unicorns. So the real question is who would win, t-rex or rhino?

    • RobyGC

      Is the Unicorn the same size as the TRex? IF so, it would destroy that fragile lizard in one swift donkey-kick.

      • ricky

        *unicorn kick*

    • Jack o' lantern

      I'll go out on a limb and suggest it's not the dude playing with plastic animal dolls.

    • Needing a Trollop

      Unicorns can fly cant they? If so Unicorn,,,Imagine a Unicorn like a pointy missile flying at ya!

      • Wisti

        Usually it's Pegasus who flies and unicorns don't fly. It's just the more modern children stories that the unicorns float magically around.

    • Dani

      If you look closely, the unicorn has already beaten the crap out of the other dinos. You can see the bodies in the back

    • Kewlwhip

      This is an easy choice guys… Chuck Norris!

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #15 What the FUCK bro?!

  • TokyoFace

    #17 … hahahahahaha!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I win

  • craig

    hello chivers

    • JustSayin

      Hey craig.

  • B Dub

    Well boys, congrats on finally fixing the comment section on mobiles devices so that the pictures don't get all JACKED UP! I can actually read the comments now!

    • Bamf

      About time!!!

    • EHRMAHGERD!!

      FERKSD PERKSTERDS!!!

  • N8orius

    #8 not quite 3x, I feel under equipped now.

    • Thatguy

      I thought the same thing, only 2 1/2. 😦 then I realized that they are probably talking about an erect penis, In that case I am doing just fine…..

    • Dale

      Not even close

      • bigcityreem

        Well Dale, looks like you just have abnormally long thumbs.

    • trixi

      Women on here did read through the whole text, then we looked at our own thumbs and to see how big we'd be if we had a penis.

    • edslerson

      if you've been on reddit lately you know this isn't true for everyone or true at all. too many micro dicks

  • redsolocup

    #8 Damn stayed here forever trying to figure it out!

    • sean

      this would only be true if the average thumb was approx 2 inches. which clearly it is not. my thumbs arent even that big but they are around 3 inches long

  • Jjj

    #33 better not fall too fast with those balls of steel you have

    • Ethix_

      If Galileo were alive right now, he would kill himself after reading that.

      • tiborpickens

        MWHHAHAHAHHH

      • Case

        It would actually make him fall faster dumbass. He'd have more weight to push through the air while maintaining the same surface area. Therefore his terminal velocity would be faster.

        • Wisti

          Actually mass has absolutely nothing to do with the rate of which you fall…hold two objects at the same height and drop them at the same time…they'll land at the same time…please don't call people a dumbass…

          • Ben

            Actually thats only true in a vacuum. If you are heavier you will fall faster… hence why skydivers wear weight belts to keep up with each other. Mass doesnt affect the acceleration, but it does change terminal velocity.

  • IRawdoggedyurgf

    #29 One does not simply defeat a mythical creature

    • nate

      Depending on your severity of religiosity they could both be mythical creatures…

  • Hypno

    #3 Dude… $8 for a buzz cut. Come on. Come onnnnnn…

    • hi_steaks

      or $8 worth of beer. Come on. Come onnnnnn…

      • smallchinaman

        Judging by the cost of the electronics he used to cut his hair, he can afford both beer and a haircut.

    • _DoC_

      $8 every week or two plus gas to get there and the barber will most likely screw it up anyway. I opt for the $3 hand mirror myself.

      • Lboogie13

        That set up looks way more expensive than a $3 hand mirror. I think that is the point of the comments above. Unless he did it to make theCHIVE. Then it's freaking worth it!

        • _DoC_

          He obviously didn't buy all that *just* to cut his hair so that means he already had them for their intended purposes. Took a few minutes to set up and didn't cost anything extra. Didn't even cost him the $3 mirror.

  • John Kenny

    #24 "We will fight them on the beaches! On the land! In the air…wait…they have a what? A T-Rex?! Fuck this noise, I'm moving to Greenland!" 😮

    • guest

      If it bleeds you can kill it!

  • Jube

    Boobs are awesome.

  • Hypno

    #31 This is why married men sometimes go for a "Massage".

    • jmorrow28

      looks like he married his "masseuse"

    • Rusty Shackleford

      This is the guy who owns the minivan that's parked in front of the strip club

    • bb.

      ewww thats so sad. pls tell me men dont actually go for happy ending massages

      • iChive

        There is no happy ending to that relationship.

      • Woop

        Of course we do. Please dont tell me women spend 400 bucks on a haircut and blowdry that will get ruined when they take a shower.

        • guest

          Haha, amen to that. And they bitch at us when we go out and something that will last more than 24 hours.

      • sean

        Not all men bb, just the married ones.

    • Happily Divorced

      doesnt take long to learn that once you say "I DO" that she WONT

  • thebigbangdito

    Guilty

    #8

    • Rick_

      I'm still stuck on "keeping out balance".

      • sean

        our* duh

  • sithney

    #24 possibly the best gif ever

    • sithney

      *that doesn't involve tits (i miss things that bounce)

  • MattKL

    #22 This.

    • tralfaz

      vs. #23

      • guest

        Is it bad that I woud not be opposed to a bj while she was wearing that.

  • John Kenny

    #14 Indiana Jones 5: The Inconvenient Acid Re-flux of DOOM!

    • dashete

      How'm I doing today Gary Busey?

    • JGraz

      not funny

  • Anjin-San

    #31 poor guy…
    #32 poor penguin…

    • Epitomizer

      #32 Had to google it. Actually legit. Poor little fella.

  • John Kenny

    #1 Somewhere in the house a very confused mom is trying to wash dishes with size 2 Dora the Explorer Tennis Shoes. :p

  • murray says

    murray says, yea bitch i am steve-o

    • Est 4 life

      Lace up!

  • Tobias Funke

    #11

    Better Call Saul!

    • Jeff

      A buddy brought up this fact to me the other day… apparently there's a few others too. I honestly don't see the big deal that a handful of actors from one current show had guest spots on the most popular sitcom 10-20 years ago. I bet this happens all over the place.

      • Xsoldier2000

        I think it was the fact that was their names while on the show….. that's what blows the mind.

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          no.

        • wall-e

          you are a fucking retard

    • Child Please

      There's a ton on that show "Lie to Me" too. I think it's Gus, Skyler, Saul and Hank

    • Deep Dish

      Whatley!

  • paka flaka waka waka

    im not a killer but dont push me revenge is the sweetest joy next to getting pussy

    • Draiden

      RIP Pac…

    • rkymtnchiver

      Picture paragraphs unloaded, wise words bein quoted peeped the weakness in the rap game and sewed it..

      • Harry Longbahls Jr

        bow down pray to god hopin he's listenin..niggaz comin for me and my diamomds when they glistenin

  • hammer

    Stop hammer time!

  • iceman

    ninja…ninja…RAP

    • Wait who?

      Go ninja go ninja go!

      • Want one

        Ice ice baby……

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