Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • Hammer_Pants


    Hopefully she doesn't see a penis down there. Not yet, anyway.

    • Jayavc

      If I was her, that is all I would do all day long.

      • Average_Joe123

        I think most men would lol

    • chiver

      I was hoping she was seeing me in her future ๐Ÿ™‚

    • duane

      I have the weirdest boner right now

    • medward

      I want to suck John's dick…and I'm a guy

    • Dr Bennet

      Just one more operation and Im done…………

    • Big Poppa

      Bugger me that's exactly what i was thinking mate.

    • http://twitter.com/colintwigg @colintwigg

      wrinkly elbows… no thank you.

  • Davis

    #46, #36, #49

    What a DAR…

    • KyleHeier

      Welcome back LG. When you left, Paula stopped posting as much. The chive felt a little emptier without the two of you.

      Chive on!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        ORLY? I learn something new here every day it seems. Considering the insane amount of reposts that's impressive.

        – Fan testimonial: "There's seldom a comment made by paula that doesn't crack my ass up. That drooling lil troll is pure entertainment – I'd do her – KeepinCalm"

        • KyleHeier

          I knew I would find you here! *Releases the hounds*

    • Boner_fryed

      LG comes back the month that she appears in the chivette calendar, yay for September! Welcome back!

    • PNB

      Any DAR with LG is a good DAR.

    • Caleb

      LG is pretty good stuff. In my opinion, the first Chivette that rattled my interest in more ways than looks. KCCO, LG, from an elementary school teacher in Canada.

  • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

    Ughhhh, hungover Monday. Thanks, DAR, for reminding me it's almost over with!!

  • notawittyname

    #25 so that's what love feels like

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick


    • http://twitter.com/NorCalChiver @NorCalChiver

      make her COTW!!!

    • cee dub

      She's cute!

    • http://twitter.com/keepcalmchiveon @keepcalmchiveon

      MOAR!!!! A must find. Why not save us all the trouble little lady??

    • Jack o' lantern

      What's with the douchey hat though?

  • pimpninjaa

    #6 mmmm…Chobot (I hope they bring her show back)

    • OnehandJack

      Had sex with her once…in a video game….

    • Kato

      This pic of her doesn't do her justice. C'mon Chive! You can do better.

  • mike

    #37, #36

    She's still got it

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Good to have her back. Love me some LG

    • _LG

      Thank you. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • narcissist

        Get a life and get over yourself – how much of a knob do you feel like for taking all these self-portraits.

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666


          • narcissist


        • _LG

          You can say that for every Chivette/model/person on Instagram/person on the internet who knows how to use a camera or webcam and has a place to post or send said pictures. Taking pictures is fun and is a creative outlet, and when I have people and things to take pictures of, I opt for that instead of self-photography. I take pictures of myself for this site 1 out of every 100 or so times I pick up my camera. It's narcissism if you're obsessed with yourself; it's called 'having some fun' when you're doing it for a site that you love. …Being that I love who I am, and not what my face may look like (that shit fades, and fast), your argument is invalid.

          • JESSE

            Because you have been sexually assaulted, there is pretty much nothing I wouldn't let you get away with. If that shit happened to me I would be murdering fools; no trial, no jury, no fucking rules. Frankly do whatever you want.

            • ChaseTheWalker

              You also should play in traffic.

        • ChaseTheWalker

          Go play in traffic,.

      • Canukster

        Yep, missed that sculpted perfection. Do you follow a strict work out/diet routine to get that cover model body? The few people I know who look that good practically torture themselves to achieve it, so just curious.

        • _LG

          I know that this is probably the lamest thing to hear, because it doesn't help much, but I have always been naturally lean/athletic and it's just one of those things that I inherited. My folks and my siblings are the same exact way. I hike when I can and walk up some pretty step hills in heels going to and from work…but I haven't been to a gym or done a 'workout' in over a year. I am a vegetarian and eat a lot of mushrooms and tofu, along with a fair amount of greens and high fiber/nutritionally dense foods…so I'm sure my love of health food plays somewhat of a role. I also have Gilbert's Syndrome so my body is always kind of in a state of detox, since I have lethal levels of bilirubin (which acts as a potent antioxidant in the body), so that might factor in as well. I will say that I actively try to keep my stress levels at bay through meditation, since stress can cause a shit ton of problems from the body, including the packing on of extra pounds… but I really don't do anything to brag about to stay in shape. I ENVY people who can last fifteen minutes, let alone an hour, during a gym workout!

          • Canukster

            Thanks for the answer, ๐Ÿ™‚
            I had to google Gilbert's, and read that it's harmless, hope that's true. I guess if you have to get saddled with a 'Syndrome' at least it's not one of the horrible ones.
            Well aside from that sounds you hit the genetic jackpot, lean without the masochism most of us have to attempt to get near that physical shape. Although the going uphill in heels must help, I never understood how women wore those bloody things, they look like a torture device invented by men, lol. Do you meditate to mentally prepare yourself to wear those? lol
            And I bow to your self control around food, it's not something I ever mastered. I workout almost every day so I can enjoy good food, and the occasional 'heart stopper' meal without ballooning like the other men in my family. Smoke meat poutine….MMmmmmm. So enjoy your mushrooms and tofu! lol

          • Average_Joe123

            LG, looks like you have somebody pretending to be you down below on this thread. I note you have an IntenseDebate Reputation Meter and he/she doesn't but is otherwise using _LG. Just FYI.

    • Average_Joe123

      What is LG's full name?

      • guest

        The smart, sexy Lauren Gentile. wo

        • Average_Joe123

          Thanks! She's gorgeous.

          • _LG

            I'm never going to fuck you, loser.

      • xxx


    • I heart chivettes

      The chive gods have answered my prayers.
      And what a come back it is.
      More stunning and beautiful than ever!
      That smile, wowzers!

      #36 #37

    • SPZander

      Incredible perfection in every way, welcome back.

    • grumpy

      Thank you, thank you, LG, for coming back with such GREAT pics!

    • Sid

      Looking good LG, welcome back!

    • Poke4Life

      Welcome back, pretty lady!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #9 thank you God thank you young lady for sharing

    • Mak

      I like it when you can see her lips without her having to bend over…

    • ThePatriot

      thank you young ladys father for making her have so many issues she feels the need to put half naked pictures of herself on the internet to obtain some sort of validation, god bless you

      • DunnTastic

        -said the only virgin trolling theCHIVE

        • BostonChiver34

          she's got such a great rack! all 4 fingers covering her nips and her giving a thumbs up..gotta love it!!

        • ThePatriot

          you misunderstand I wasnt saying it as a bad thing, im honestly grateful for sluts with daddy issues

        • Kristen

          -said the fag hugging his boyfriend in his profile pic.

          • DunnTastic

            Well played, Kristen. I'm always impressed when people use the word fag. You must be a very educated and happy person. Troll on…

    • Hound


      • Giblets

        Hand bra, best bra

        • silky

          no bra=best bra

    • KyleGamgee

      An excellent attempt! You are most worthy, most welcome.

    • aopsdian

      I'd say she nailed it.

    • Notknowing

      Fantastic, need moar.

    • Gues

      Well played. Well played, indeed.

    • frank

      i have to ask, what is that white stuff ?

      • Stiffmeister

        Period panties?

    • JonBarkerChive


    • the boom

      i know her…nice tits

      • Kristen

        Did you fuck her? She seems like a really cheap whore.

        • I'm9

          Not a cheap whore Kristen, just a chivette : )

    • McDoug

      Yes, yes. That's a 10 from the East German judge as well.

    • MoarMoarMoar

      For the love of all that is sacred, FIND HER!

  • Jack_LeMac

    #2 Doin some math. Bitches love math

    • guest

      He is doing thier math.

      • dawgbone98

        Next up, your English.

    • Truth


      • MEEEEeeeee

        ….Math…. accept the differences between how we speak and how you speak.

    • El chicken

      Don't get it twisted, he's chalking up his cut from them. OG

    • NorCal420

      Ti-83 FTMFW

  • masteroffun1


    • _LG

      Oh but you were soooooo close! ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • masteroffun1

        Can I put my penis in your vagina?

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #2 like a pimp

    • Firefighter23

      Ti-85 mother fucker! <Insert math word here> for life bitch!

      • guest

        You couldn't come up with a single math word?

        • Firefighter23

          Multiplication mother fucker! The sum of two terms is deez nutz!

    • Realio

      "girls like guys with skills"

      /s/ Napoleon D.

  • Devon


    I'll give a dollar to anybody who managed to get through the Taylor Morris post without crying today.

    • william

      you can keep my dollar, i'm still bawling

      • Tiber_Septim

        me three

      • Nahvis

        You sure as hell won't owe me one…flipping awesome update Chive.

    • seanster77

      Taylor is my hero, and I am 53 years old, never had to serve my country. But because I am lucky enough to live in a country where Taylor Morris protected the rights of American citizens I am here to salute him.

    • kcco

      I'm a manly man and I cry for nothing……..but you can keep my dollar.
      Taylor, you are a stud and a true hero!

    • Jack

      I never cry. Except when I read that post. And the last Morris post. And some movies. And sometimes when they do the touching stories on SportsCenter. But I never cry.

    • Jaynecobb

      Pay up dude

    • aopsdian

      Technically you owe me a dollar. But I won't claim it. I felt emotion, but not enough to shed tears. Crying doesn't happen much for me. I've literally cried in only one movie ever (UP), and it was like one tear. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a normal person and feel emotions more strongly. I mean, I guess I'm normal — just a little more on the stoic side of normal. But yeah: Taylor Morris hit me right in the feels man. Amazing story. Strong guy.

      • red dragons

        cool story bro ! take my money.

    • justaclick

      I didn't cry, but donate my dollar to Mr. Morris, he is a hero and needs every penny.

    • üäö

      just an idiot who did the wrong thing in the wrong place.
      Where`s my dollar?

      • Jrod

        He prolly could still whoop your ass

      • Huell

        Couldn't agree with you more. I have respect for Taylor and all soldiers, but why doesn't the Chive acknowledge any the soldiers who ACTUALLY died?? This guy was in the wrong place at the wrong time, got into his accident and now is getting taken care of for it. Why does he need a bigger pity party from the Chive?

        For the record, I cried after the first post months ago, but not the last 26. So pay me my $1.

        • Tuff Guy

          #8 Also, can we do without all the recent political/social related pics? I come to the Chive to escape all that. You're gonna lose at least 1 Chiver if it doesn't stop.

          • Tuff Guy

            Whoops. Meant #7. I'm perfectly ok with catered weddings.

    • http://www.facebook.com/peteoscarfoxtrotalphalimalimaoscarnovember Pete Oscarfoxtrotalpha Limalimaoscarnovember

      How did you know I cried? Impressive Sah!

  • Jeff Lebowski

    #9 Congratulations on the awesomeness

    • Chivacy Please

      I prefer the "hips" look over the "hipster" look

    • TheWizardofWoz

      No, no no, I'm not mr. Lebowski, YOU'RE mr. Lebowski, i'm the dude, man! So.. that's what you call me.. y'know? The dude, or, his Dudeness, or, el Dudeorino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing…

      • JustSayin

        Good quote, but why here?

  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #23 i see you hooked up with krusty the clown

    • Artie Fartie

      Catch the exciting video: "Country Girl Get Roofied"!

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #9 If having a case of the Mondays involves being exposed to beauty like this, I shan't desire a cure.

    • $am


  • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

    #25 Them eyes!!

    • Cassanova

      Please MOAR!!

  • Skagen


  • the_mike

    #1 Does it come in a medium

    • Seattle

      Did he eat all the girls????

    • Chiver


  • beasty


    • Hank442

      As if a Titans fan`s day couldn`t get any worse. Cheerleader derp-face

    • heywood jablome

      kill it with fire!

    • http://tshirtaids.com rob

      Love that Joker!!!

    • db83

      She looks like Fire Marshall Bill in a wig.

  • Bob

    #18 must .. Have .. MOARRRRRR!!!

    • DrGarnicus

      That's one hell of a second top to create such a lift!

      • guest

        Maybe #17 belongs to her too! Maybe she likes everything lifted to the max.

    • Seattle

      would love to see that smile!!!

    • Guest

      Er, I believe you mean that you want LESS.

    • ChristophersonofGray

      Looks like a before-and-after picture.

  • Leslie


    Thanks, chive, for bringing us that update. somehow you manage to restore my faith in humanity at least once a week. Looking forward to Chive Charities.

  • Vic

    #39 ill take you both…sexy

    • yes please

      on the left!

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Now Kiss Deeply….for days!

    • GFJ

      I really hope the left one is 18

      • grumpy

        As in "at least" or "only"?

    • Guest

      Is that a STANDING bikini bridge on the right? Rarely seen in its natural habitat.

    • justsayn

      Girl on the right you are really hot … till your friend stands next to you … then you're just hot. By the way whats your friends name.

      • That Guy

        Both are really hot. but i have to agree im gonna give the slight edge to the lady on the left

    • Sean

      The one with pink bikini… I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • ocho

      girl on the left is phenomenal

  • BostonChiver34

    WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! CHIVE ON FROM BOSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • HOOK

      I sucked Tom Brady's cock.

  • Tatts

    #14 – I totally saw this pic yester…….ohhhhh

    • ThinRedLine

      Maybe they're all the same time traveler!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I could just visit a living room full of Me's from other periods.
      …Wait why would I even wait on an annual basis if i have a time ma—-oh SHIT MY BRAIN!

    • flosen.one

      they only met this year. it was there 1st to 25th anniversary.

    • bolt_of_lightning

      I hear there's only one member though. Same guy comes back every year.

  • Rob

    49,50 there's only 2 ways to get those "Blue-n-golds!" HooYa Deepsea!

    • never4get 2pound

      #49 #50

  • Matt

    #2 Yes it's a Ti-85, and your current boyfriends will work for my one day. Choose wisely ladies…

    • _DoC_

      And yet you *still* wont be getting laid.

      • I'm a Yellow Jacket

        Its sad you think that way. Don't be mad when this kid is making lots of money at a fortune 500 company and you are still delivering pizza. It's hard to pick up women if you are broke.

        • _DoC_

          What's sad is you think that financial success = women. If that were true then all the game programmers and IT guys I know making 75-100k/yr would be out with women instead of playing WoW right now. As a successful tech geek myself, I can assure you that neither the money I make nor the fact that I travel all over the world for a military contractor pulls women. The only thing that gets me laid is my own personality, sense of humor and the fact that I shake my ass on the dance floor.

          All that and even with OK looks, it's still hard to pick up decent women. So yeah, I stick to my original assessment by experience.

          • Stupid Monkey

            well just picture yourself without the money(making 30-40k) and not traveling the world, and you would be getting no recurring pussy. I do give you that a personality, sense of humor, and the ability to dance(not just get on the dance floor, cause some guys are out there but avoided)are key things to have to pick up women. The ability to carry on a conversation is key also cause most tech geeks cant do that either.

            • _DoC_

              Ha….I'm getting no recurring pussy now even with my 50-60k world traveling job – that was my point. Been making 45-60k since I was 17 and hasn't helped a bit. If you suck at picking up women (like I do) the key is a solid personality w/conversation skills, social life and friend circle that actually includes girls (for me it comes and goes and is currently in the dumps). Meeting girls in bars usually only works if it's a friend of a friend. This is where alcohol and shaking your ass with a chick pays off ๐Ÿ™‚

    • jeff c.

      screw his pussy ti-85… ive got a ti-89 in my pocket ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • Guest

        Any of the ladies care to fish it out?!?

    • thedude325

      Pretty sure that's a Ti-84….fuck

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