Dog stuck in a dog (1 HQ Photo)

I received a story from Tim West this morning. He noticed a very awkward occurrence on his way to work today,

“I was driving through Delano, CA this morning and I came across the strangest thing I’ve seen.  I saw these two dogs trotting down the street, ass-to-ass, and I wondered what the hell. I pulled over and upon further inspection I found the larger dogs swollen and engorged penis was stuck inside the smaller chihuahua female dog.

The big dog was dragging the little dog, her legs were raised high off the ground and the front paws were just sliding as she was being dragged. This parade lasted about a block and a half before they stood still and I was able to unlock these prisoners of love. I couldn’t believe what I had just seen. Luckily both dogs ended up walking away unharmed and both probably a little sore. But I’m glad it had a happy ending.” 

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  • mailen

    #1

    A major evolutionary leap. Your move, creationists.

    • Ben Franklin

      I'd rather have P@ula comment "first"

      • Gonasiphaherpalitis

        Ya, who said size doesn't matter.

    • Dustin

      you underestimate the backwoods population here

  • Adam

    #1 don't care. had sex.

    • Sick350Z

      I'm guessing this happens to Shaq and his girlfriend often.

  • Xzibit

    Yo Dawg, i head you like dogs…

  • bigdog

    Doesn't matter, had sex.

  • thrannix

    I guess a fuck was given that day…

  • Rod

    The small dog will need a c-section to deliver those pups!

    • Jimmy.

      and they are going to be damn ugly.

  • r00s7a

    The little one does not appear too upset about the ordeal

  • ttyl hef

    dog-ception?

  • JTW

    Man that little dog is still looking happy.

  • twd22285

    yes..this is what happens when dogs mate.

  • Catalystika

    This is totally normal. Same thing happened with my female German shepherd and my male black lab. Apparently this is a defense mechanism or something to that effect. Pulling them apart can actually cause harm.

    • Masturbating Monkey

      A quick spray with hose usually gets them apart.

  • non, a

    That bitch is quite a whore…

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Actually she's pretty tight, so your point is invalid. Sorry, come again.

  • Gun_guy

    My grandparent's dogs actually did the same thing. It was traumatic and awesome at the same time.

  • Smithers25

    I think Tim meant to say it had more than one happy ending

  • ceelovis

    The little dog must be packin' a punch….

  • dogsoldiers

    It's happened to me a few times.

    • AllanA

      LOL

    • Groggy

      How'd you end up getting the dick out of you?

      • Sade

        Lmao!

      • silky

        Somebody came by and pulled it out for him

      • golfn9

        Too funny, good one!!

    • chiver

      did the little chihuahua enjoy it as much as you?

  • RealZoo

    Well we know she does her kegel exercises.

    • https://www.facebook.com/chasingsparrows Kaitlyn Reese

      You, have sincerely won the comment award in my opinion.

      • goatpunch

        thought groggy's comment above was better

  • Unfkngblvbl

    The best way is to turn a hose on them, but obviously, one wasn't available.

  • Bobo

    This was Chive-worthy???

  • MylesofStyles

    Dude neglected to mention that he freed them by showing the male dog a naked picture of Oprah.

  • Robbie

    This happens every time that dogs do it. Why is this special?

  • Sugar Daddy

    Puppy Love #1

  • Park

    Seriously? Why is this weird? It's a common occurrence in dogs… it's called a breeding tie. How is this worth a new post?…

    • Needing a Trollop

      Sorry all my life i havnt seen something like this..Usually just doggy style

      • silky

        This is the finishing move after doggy style

    • A BiPolar Guy

      because most people have never seen it, much less heard of it, and quite a few of them find it interesting or funny. Anyway that's what I heard

    • youpeoplemakemesick

      Of coarse you'll get thumbs downed….chivers dont want information. Most are fucking morons who hate information. So boo to you informed person.

  • Fappy McFapperson

    Don't worry the little dog shouldn't get pregnant, because their bodies can shut down the baby making process when being raped

  • Derpinstanistan

    If I had a nickel for every time this has happened to me and my chihuahua…

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