Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • Wickedslick

    #11 Well, it's kind of a kitchen…

    • Kato

      Any room that she's in automatically turns into a kitchen. Hmm… that's a good thing, right?

    • love

      finally a real woman!!!!!!!!……..I've been looking for you……….

    • Child Please

      Not sure if awesome….. or more awesome

    • IDTenT

      Hm… Well I mean it's kind of cool to take a picture of yourself cooking on an iron. Then again, you kind of look stupid. "Hey look, I'm cooking on an iron- that's going to get filled with grease and fat – that I can't clean out… so now I will have to throw it away. Damn… should've bought a George Foreman. Fuck."

    • Underhill

      Notice there is actually a stand made and painted to hold the iron.

  • Adz

    i vomit rainbows to.

    • Rusty Shackleford

      You mean "I vomit rainbows TOO"

      • Adz

        Thanks for correcting my grammar.

    • Ryan

      And I piss excellence. Time to form a club?

      • Verbal_Kint

        I shit corn sometimes, can I be in your club?

        • HOOK

          I normally just munch on the cock, but if I eat your corn can I be in the club?

          • Woop

            Some one just took the joke too far. You're THAT guy.

    • Underbaker

      He must have swallowed a pot of gold, lets cut him open.

      • Suzy

        i pooped out a whole lima bean once.

  • Yeahhh

    Oh sheet. First. Haha.

    • Yeahhh

      Let the hate thumbs pour in… Suppose it is an obligation to other chivers…

      • DaddyD

        No. It is simply recognition of your douche-baggery.

    • BEANS

      FAIL

    • OneManGOONsquad

      there's no better feeling than being first, and saying something that is not along the lines of "FIRST DURRHA!"

  • Battletoads

    #30 Mashed Potatoes

  • Vic

    #31 that is a lot of ass….love it…

    • Euhhh

      And the end result is a lesbian porno. Not bad.

      • Woody

        Boner GIF

    • chiapet

      FIND HER!!!

    • Bill Boner

      Mother of God

    • Pablo

      She did another one nude

    • Peter

      Remy Lacroix. You're welcome

    • HappyHooliganUK
    • DoubleNickelJP

      Pretty sure I've seen Tori Black get railed in that same room…

    • jeff

      Same room done with Kayla Carerra as a Ballerina. With NSFW-ness

    • DickFister

      I'm hipnotized. And fuck you grammar police

    • Deep Dish

      So does anyone actually live in that house, or do different porn stars just fuck in it like every day?

    • Matt

      Apparently she thoroughly enjoys it in the culo

  • Adz

    #22 I eat tonight!

    • Jed

      Food delivery is great!

  • Lisa

    #24 LOL It's not right that I'm laughing at that…lolllllllllll 😀

    • SuperiorTo8

      Yes it is. I'm sure the guy with the knife is

    • Tyler P

      Lol, it's very right that you're laughing at that. Glad it never happened to me

    • Brian

      I used to do this all the time to the worms, only cause it was done to me… Although we always had a hose ready to make it much much worse with gel.

      So completely legit that you are laughing.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Worms?

      • Drunkendave

        It's just not the same without a water hose.

    • Notknowing

      It's an old trick played on the rookies.

    • At_ur_moms_house

      We played that game until someone sliced a roughneck's wrist with the box cutter.. Less funny then still loved all the pranks on the rigs!

    • Skanky lisa

      It ain't right how much cock you blow either Lisa

      BOOM TOASTED!

  • SuperiorTo8

    #29 Noob. Only killed a baby size T-rex

    • Notknowing

      WANT!

  • bwaggger

    #7 That is a ton of bananas. But then I saw that arm in the back, the size of it, could be a gorilla.

    • Brad

      Shut the fuck up you ignorant cunt.

      • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

        that escalated quickly

      • bwaggger

        I apologize to all the obese people out there I offended. Brad, next round of McDonalds is on me.

        • KYLExGOOD

          He probably thought you were using gorilla to refer the man's skin color not his weight…hence him thinking you're an ignorant cunt. I think most people got the joke though.

  • dustinfisher75@ymail.com

    Why does asian porn blur out the crotches

  • JESSE

    #4 awesome. take notes "men" in the friend-zone

    • Sad Panda

      lol at the 15 likes on his "No", people must hate that chick

  • temujin1234
  • dfish

    Why do they always blur out the crotches in asian porn?

    • MeputPPinyourCoke

      They don't want to scar us Westerners for life with their sideways va jay jays.

    • muff diver

      they aren't blurred…that's their massive bush

    • PornKing

      Because it's illegal (in Japan) for them to show genitalia, so they have to do that ugly mosaic thing.

      Given the scenes they DO show, it seems a bit weird that a bit of snatch is taboo – but then again, 'weird' is the word that best sums up Asian (especially Japanese) porn.

  • Change

    #3 Your hero Bill Murray is a republican voting for Mitt Romney against Obama. Bill Murray's movies have been financed by Halliburton since 1979. Your hero Bill Murray has been financed by Dick Cheney since 1979.
    You're sheep. You follow who your told to follow and you cannot think for yourselves. You're being lied to.

    • Tiber_Septim

      even gods have trouble arguing with stupid people

    • Brian

      its time for a change Fuck Obama

    • Yup

      Cool story bro

    • Trav1121

      You know what? You might be right. I don't know Bill personally and very likely never will. But as long as he keeps picking movie roles that are enjoyable and make me laugh and cheer, he can do or believe whatever the fuck he wants. I don't judge people based on their beliefs, unless they try and shove them down my throat. I see people do awesome things and think they are awesome. Bill Fucking Murray does awesome things and that is why he'll always be a hero of mine. So take your prejudice shit elsewhere, dickhead. I suppose you hate Robert Downey Jr. because he used to have an alcohol problem too? Same statement applies to him.

      • Change

        In 1992 Robert Downey Jr. was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. He was hitting a woman with the back end of a kitchen knife while he was high on heroin. This photo has nothing to do with Robert Downey Jr. nor does the original comment. Your bullying, your aggressive attitude and your offensive remarks do not change the fact that your told to regard Bill Murray as a deity simply because you're easily fooled.

        • Trav1121

          I get you are trying to convince us he isn't cool because of his real life choices and beliefs. My point is, yeah, RDJr did some shit that he shouldn't have but that doesn't make Iron Man or Due Date any less awesome. Bill Murray is an idol and an icon because of his movies. I, and many many others, don't give a crap what he chooses to believe or support. He can vote for Hitler to be president as long as he makes Ghostbusters 3 (neither of which will ever happen). You think we are fools for loving actors for the RIGHT reasons. Another example, you ask? I bet you hate NPH now because he said he is gay? Does his being gay change his epic cameos in Harold and Kumar movies or the legendary Barney Stinson? No, it doesn't. He can do whatever he wants in his own life.

          • Ryan

            I accidently thumbed you down, so tack two more thumbs up for good measure.

            • LACHIVER

              Gotcha covered. KCCO

    • Troll slayer 9000

      Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhut up.

    • That Guy

      Wow, you've made me see the light! You should start a religious center in a strip mall, so you can spread your wisdom far and wide. Get over yourself, you want me to believe that because I enjoyed watching Caddyshack and GhostBusters, that I don't have a thought in my head?

    • JESSE

      Good. I hope this is true.

    • Bootsy McGee

      soooooo how many retard sandwiches did you eat this morning?

    • bigtallim

      KCCO

      • Kristen

        Do you have downs?

    • https://www.facebook.com/graham.e.blackburn Graham Blackburn

      This party was thrown by some bad ass people. It was a most excellent party to say the least. KCCO Jeff!

    • Whalers

      I like him more now. That's another vote! Thanks!

    • Gabby

      FEC filings show that he has only donated to Dems: http://www.newsmeat.com/celebrity_political_donat

    • go home

      What a liberal cock-wrangler. Obviously he's going to vote for Romney seeing how he has a shred of common sense. Sheep? Obviously someone drank a little too much kool-aid.

      • Notknowing

        What kind of parents call their kid MITT? Is that short for Mittens? Why not glove? Or Susan.

        • JESSE

          I am 100% pro-choice, 100% pro gay marriage, 100% agnostic and there is 0% chance that I will vote for Obama. Economic stability allows for social equality.

    • LACHIVER

      So is Chuck Norris. You arguement in invalid

    • Liz

      Oh god, who cares? People aren't forced to come here and aren't forced to like Bill Murray. Some of us just happen to know that in this beautiful, diverse country you can like whomever you please and it doesn't have to be solely based on politics. Acceptance and all that, I suppose.
      At the end of the day, Bill Murray is an ACTOR, not someone we all take our political cues from any more than we would suddenly change our beliefs based on the opinions of a random person on an entertainment website.

      • Flake

        They are forced to look at a billion pictures and posts of Bill Murray. Enough with it already, the guy is being idolized for no damn reason. I bet most of the people who love him so much have only seen maybe one or two movies he was in.

    • Change

      I'm sorry … I have a small penis and a debilitating case of erectile dysfunction.

      • _HypoLuxa_

        KCCO … bitch, ;D

  • BEANS

    Dad of the year right there #12

    • asdf

      Um no… Jack ass of the year.

    • Mother Shipton

      I see a stripper pole in her future!

      • Jen

        people are so fucking sensitive sometimes.

  • balls

    #10 will probably end up getting shot for that…

    • Kato

      Only in Colombia…

    • mitt romney

      soccer is rigged

  • because boobs

    #6 … This game has potential.

    • DrGarnicus

      There's no part of this I don't like

  • Noah

    #14 Sexy sax man has evolved

  • emu90
    • thechevron

      hehe

  • buffalobill

    I was trying to think of something funny to say, but I'm just gonna go watch #31 for a while…

    • N8orius

      Sweet dear God, I concur buffalobill.

    • Pete

      this girl is amazing, she should get her own feature. Or all girls with hoops

  • 2Dogs

    #22
    OM NOMNOMNOMNOM

  • JESSE

    #31 I haven't felt this dirty since I discovered MTV spring break when I was 13

  • Anonymous

    I don’t always vomit rainbows, but when I do I’m a cat. #1

  • Adhesive

    #31 Oh, Remy… Remy, Remy, Remy…

  • Tiber_Septim

    #31 #22 have all the right moves Ability is nothing without opportunity – Napoleon Bonaparte. , your argument is invalid

    • Shutup Stan

      Retarded butt-fucker.

      • Tiber_Septim

        Very few people would have the courage to claim that they are a butt-fucker let alone a retarded one. Good Job, I hope you find help for your problem.

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