Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • H3yblinkin

    Annie's Boobs. That is all

    • 3MC

      pics or it doesn't matter

    • beefeater

      Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"

      • H3yblinkin

        No I said "Hey Blinkin". You just won the Internet

  • Bleed Green

    Beat Guthrie!

  • GuinessHangover

    #30 alien horse!? Game over man!

    • Anjin-San

      yo dawg,
      i heard u like horses,
      so we put a horse in your horse,
      so u can ride while u ride..

    • Kodos

      nuke it from orbit

      • Woop

        Only way to be sure

    • Illuminati

      nah – it's just Sarah Jessica Parker.

      • Yoselahonda

        Sarah Jessica Parker impregnated by the evil black slime on Prometheus.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #1 You're getting the chair!

    • icknasty

      The time out chair.

    • drew

      Local PD at its best

      • who cares

        I thought someone might try to bring down an obviously fun picture. Guess what? Some cops suck. So do some college students, some black people, some white people, some waiters, and some doctors. I know I missed an opportunity to generalize several more groups, but I hope you get my point. Just because you met a bad individual of a group doesn't mean they're all bad…

        • mike

          WTF was that all about?

          • Dennis

            Not all cops smell like bacon.

  • Joel

    #18 Fuck cats.

    • derp

      I'll stick to women but whatever works for you man.

    • Stop the hate

      My cat always meets us at the door when we come home.

  • travis

    Ten minutes in and I already have a case of the mondays!! KCCO chivers

    • usmc_chiver

      But do you have the shirt to go with it?!?

  • evan

    #9 amazing

    • Justin

      human tetris lol

    • Zaedrus

      I don't even know what's right anymore.

    • Oilfield trash

      Perfect pose, you have a place to put your beer as well

    • Kevrhutch

      WOW! Who is she? She should have her own post, I want to see what else she can do!

      • Sammy

        Yes…she needs MOAR

    • oughtnot

      VERY impressive

  • B - Rex

    #30 Holy sh*t. Looks like a facehugger got a horse!

  • johnnystyle25

    #9 Oh, the possibilities.

    • bolweevil

      you can use her as a chair

  • RealZoo

    #31…Who doesn't like "new booty"?

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #23 Get me out of here, this "Call Me Maybe" song is unbearable!

    • travis

      I see what you did there

  • http://twitter.com/HoneyBuncheswtf @HoneyBuncheswtf

    #9

    Wow! Never seen them from this angle before.

    • Jak

      What, a woman?

      • http://twitter.com/HoneyBuncheswtf @HoneyBuncheswtf

        SNL Skit reference.

  • gma

    #6 urban attention-seeker soon to be featured on failblog

    • Justin

      If he falls and pulls the carriage down, fuck

    • somebody

      I would only be impressed if the carriage was a unicycle too

  • kote

    Dui are no joke little man

    • Child Please

      I think you forgot to put #1

  • fuckthesouth

    #34 look at all those rednecks

    • bolweevil

      "Lower your standards" is the redneck battle cry.

      • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

        And here I thought it was "hey ya'll watch this" followed closely by "hold my beer".

    • 0331

      Racism and stereotyping is okay if applied to Rednecks.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        rednecks are a race now?

        • mellow

          You don't have to be a certain ethnicity/race to be stereotyped, you could simply be a person with a tattoo or someone who owns a cat, anyways people who own cats are fucking losers.

      • Anomanom

        Yes. Yes, it is.

    • BoiseChiver

      Confederate Flags are flown for easy identification of fucking idiots.

      • o.o

        No, they're flown to piss of fucking idiots.

      • mmm

        aswell as the american flag then

  • bb.

    #34 wtf's wrong with his shoe??

    • Frosterson

      He got drunk.

    • somebody

      Will only fit again next month when he clips his nails

    • Mr_fn_T

      lost a boot then decided to cut off a little more of his jorts to replace it

      • stevodude

        hahaha good call on the jorts..

    • S-8-N

      Wow there is a dude in that picture . . . hey wow there is two dudes . . . I only noticed the 3 hot chicks

    • sagasha

      First of all, that's not a shoe. It's a pair of his panties. And those are not his girlfriends, they're his sisters. Except the one on the right… that's his sister and his daughter.

      The Rebel flag should have been a dead give away.

  • https://www.facebook.com/timothy.peverley Timothy Peverley

    #28 nope. Nope. Nope.

    • tralfaz

      Don't know if big balls or just stupid.

      • Dan

        I'm guessing stupid.

  • theyellowfever

    #3 Pointless. Cookies are made for hands.

  • ASH

    #24 Sarah Jessica Parker disease. can happen anywhere.

    • suckitash

      FAILing. It happens to you. Often.

      • ASH

        FUk U suckit

        you fail to get the joke, or do you get a woody when you see a horse.

        • suckitash

          please do not procreate. we can't afford to have any more idiots on this planet. and fuck you.

          • suckitashfail

            you are a douche, fuck you. I remember the good old days on chive when everybody KCCO.

            then this new batch of douchbag chivers started showing up like you. Do us all favor and find a "new internet" to let your idiotic rants flow freely, you stupid fuck. don't respond IDGAF.

            • KC&FO

              fuck off. I've been here since the beginning. AND FOR THE FUCKING RECORD- THERE IS NOT A FUCKING HORSE IN PIC 24.

              • toomanymarbles

                did you both create new accounts just to insult each other?

                • toomanyfail

                  you don't have to create an account, at all, to comment, asshole.

                  • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

                    Suddenly…COMMAS!

              • nerd

                never heard someone brag about being on a website since the beginning. new low for nerds.

            • ashisanass

              learn how to read, or count, or BOTH, you fucking dipshit.

              • Kcco forever

                All of you fuck off back to reditt where you belong

  • Sam

    I just want to sleep!!!!!!!

  • ThePatriot

    #20 and somehow the asians are smarter than us…

    • Justin

      It worked, didn't it?

    • Child Please

      The asians? Ha! Hi, Grandma.

  • Georgey Porgie

    These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    • stanleyspadowski

      These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!

    • smooth

      You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

      • jasgat66

        I zipped up

        • shrinkey dink

          I was in the pool!

  • abaffuto

    Nobody is taking that guy's pillow..

  • sshuggi

    #11 Mondays…

    • bolweevil

      looks painful. and hilarious.

      • HA!

        Isn't this the same bald dude that has gifs all over about him doing some epic stunts? I can only wish it's him so I can FINALLY see his face get flattened.

  • IrishWolfhound

    #9 Anyone else hearing the Tetris theme song in their head?

    • http://www.facebook.com/archier.spires Archie R Spires

      Song A or Song B? I play a different one in my head depending on my stress level.

    • Jezza67

      You just made me spit beer all over my keyboard.

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