Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • peru chiver


    My monday blues have been annihilated.

    • Daniel Tosh

      hey chive I've been sending photos everyday for the last 2months and I never make it. I think it is time for me to whore myself and show my GAP

      • Steve

        Hahah. You should go pound sand.

    • 5eagles

      Sweet Jesus, I think we just fount the COTW…and its only Monday!!!!

    • kh2the1

      Great, now i got case of the blue balls…

      • William

        well my cough is cured but now i have this stiff muscle that needs attending too.

    • NorCal420


      • Larry Longarms

        By "these" she means boobs. Good lawd!

    • mike

      my monday blues are cured

    • Buntcake72

      Or enhanced knowing there is yet another vapid/vain woman out there who probably only thinks of herself and nothing else…..sad times we're living in.

    • _Jered

      good lord they have! thank you my dear chivette

    • kawabounga


    • Denise

      am I the only one who sees the obvious photoshop here? esp. the third!

      • Meme

        Its actually not…

  • bobby

    #7 shotgun

    • http://www.facebook.com/rodion.butyrski Rodion Butyrski

      I want to feed the girl on the left…………..and I mean food.

      • Grant

        I shall call her Skeletor. And she shall be mine. And she shall be my Skeletor.

    • guest

      Just a couple of chick sucking on some BUSCH

    • jjjjjjjj

      2 girls 1 beer

  • Anonymous

    #18 3D twice!

  • thebigbangdito


    wow.. great job..

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Wow, that effort definitely paid off, very very gorgeous!

      • http://www.theChive.com Rusty_Dreams

        Agreed!! Hot girl!!

    • Morgan Freeman

      good job! stay healthy, you look good.

    • Swaninator

      Agreed. Though I probably would have totally been all over you at 208 lbs – very cute.

    • Duuuuuuude

      Now she needs tosee the people who knew her in high school……………..

    • shirt nonsense

      then that means at 18 you were about 175…..yeah, i wouldve….KCCO babe

      • shirt nonsense

        bad. math. is . bad. u were prob around 186….still would..

    • African ninja

      Straight up!!!

    • Bpooch

      I totally agree agree. Great job. You look awesome.

    • rico swavey

      she looks happier at 208

    • Jesse

      What was your secret? I wanna be next!

  • meturkeysta

    Early DAR!

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Yes is it. Also. #47 I think I would watch more women's golf, if this was standard attire.

    • Deadstar 72

      Sweet lord !!

  • N2MotoX

    #18 3D twice!

  • Him

    Chivettes, start placing your favorite "play time" toy/object in the background of your pics. It'll be like a nasty game of "Where's Waldo".

    • Dirty Panda

      You mean Where's Dildo?

      • Him

        Epic correction is Epic

      • http://www.bradbarge.com MonkeyB

        Ahh nice Leisure suit Larry reference there dude.

    • Garret


    • Alsohim

      You're a creep

    • chip"themeat"hayes

      You sir, are an innovator.
      May your life be filled with large breasted women
      and unending wealth.

  • absolutcarcrazy

    Some times I still dig holes just to sit in them.

    • blue_bronco

      Is your name Frankie? Do you sell vans?


    • Mooseontheinternet?

      how did my dog learn to log onto the chive?

    • penguin slayer


      • Dr_StrangePants

        speaking of…where is paula? been too quiet lately

        • tralfaz

          Just don't say her name three times out out loud.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I fell in to absolutcarcrazy's hole and meow he's sitting on me!


          – Fan testimonial: "Dear Paula, I love you like a fat kid love cake, like a prostitute loves a john, Like a Emo loves razorblades, Like skinny jeans love lowering peoples chances of having kids, Like a chubby girl loves hohos, like a bulimic loves a good puke, like a warm BJ on a crisp morning, like a woodchuck loves chucking wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood and like a good woman loves a kitchen. Paula, you are the ying to the Chives yang…You complete us <3"

  • miguel

    I love early DAR. That is all.

  • pimpninjaa

    #17 been too long without seeing this beauty!

    • BakedGhost

      I fucking love this woman! we need another post dedicated to SJ and only SJ damnit! IMO hottest chivette ever.


  • Lisa

    #19 Please, just make it go away.

    #26 She's tough as carbon steel & beautiful (when not grimacing.) Moar please? Thank you.

    • blue_bronco

      Some should be sacrificed for the greater good

      • Baer

        to be fair the caption isnt completely accurate….there is no freaking way that that kid would know to put an apostrophe after claus.


      • morebeer

        "the greater good"

    • guest

      Good thing #26 wasn't soccer, she would still be rolling around on the ground crying

    • phydor

      And then….she died.

  • OKIE

    #47 damn…… More Please

    • Ryan

      How much extra do you have to pay to get those with the cart or is she included?

      • guest

        I bet she gets the cart for free with those!

        • Radam3

          FIND HER!!!

    • Tiger

      I am quickly understanding why people like golf

    • Daniel Tosh

      Brooke Secrets

    • Boris

      Dear god, yes.

    • tv_paul

      Well she's definitely shaving a few strokes off my game…the game be fapping.

    • Firefighter23

      This is usually how porn starts….

    • DrGarnicus


    • In OKC


    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      If you look closely, she is outside and wearing golf apparel

      • HUH?

        i just see bewbs.

      • brian

        Thanks Dick Tracy

    • Jason

      Played alot of golf through the years, have never found anything look like that. More please.

    • PNB

      I have clearly been playing golf with the wrong people.

    • Aaron
  • Zak

    #37 #50 Sweet mother of god

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      #37 fantastic

      • LoyalLAChiver

        #37 is straight fire.

        • Muad dib

          Yes, that escalated rather quickly…

        • Guest

          Just a little less makeup next time

    • Him

      Now imagine these pictures but with a vibrator casually placed in the background, as if to say "Hey… at some point I've been used. *wink*". I don't know how it winks, but it does.

    • Mr. Trollington

      Zak Kelly??

  • Jeff

    #41 I wish I were that dog

    • What_Tha

      Cosigned. More must be found.

    • padres20

      I prefer to be the one taking the picture!

    • Average Joe

      Jenna Marbles

      • GlibTongue
        • Gil Redpath

          Wrong again. I believe this is Jacquie Bretell – an attorney in Las Vegas.

          • GlibTongue


            It IS Kari Nautique. She posted that picture in her Twitter account.

            The dog in the picture is the same as the one in the link I posted. ARE YOU DENSE?

            • GlibTongue

              That and you can tell by the linked picture I posted and the one here. The mole on each girl's neck correlates.

              Did you even look at the picture I posted? Correction, did you even think?

  • Larry

    #4 #47 you are both hot, and i think i speak for the chive community when i say MOAR!!!!

    • acupofjoe

      DEF. #47!!! That's a body!

      • Matrixx_19

        it's brooke Secrets – follow her twitter and you will get MOAR!

    • http://twitter.com/CharlieParkster @CharlieParkster

      You certainly speak on my behalf. Thank you.

    • Baker

      That just made my day. Twice. After seeing 4 didn't think there would be anything better then WHAM golf gets better.

    • Aaron

      http://thechive.com/2010/03/04/beatriz-recari-nee… ???? what do you recon guys?

  • Ricky_Ross

    #37 Here we go…I just went from 6 to midnight with that nip slip

    • thefauqur

      You know what to do Chive… Find Her!

    • soft taco juice

      A ever so slight nip slip gets you hard??? Not the insanely gorgeous woman standing there in her undies????

    • soft taco juice

      That is a killer body. One of the best I've seen on chive and that is quite an accomplishment. Throw in the beautiful face and the willingness to submit photos….. Chivette of the Week? Month? Year? Whatever you want to call it John, get more pictures of this beauty.

    • Buck

      So…your dick is the hour hand? Not the longer minute hand? Interesting :/

    • theWizz

      ha, chive fixed it. the PG-13 version is no longer visible…

      • CutlerC

        aaaaaaaaand its gone.

    • The Zapper

      Challenge accepted and accomplished http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/dar-m
      Until they take it down.

      • Paulsy

        Mother of god…thank you!

  • Hrdwood

    #20 Nice big jugs…

    • tv_paul

      I hate girl that whine all the time.

      • Hrdwood

        At least they're practicing safely by wearing rubbers

    • motojunky27

      Ladies, wine is nice and all but where is the mead?

  • AverageJohnnie

    #47 Better than any beer cart girl i've ever seen

    • Kiki

      Just find her, do it!!

      • bollyver

        This is a must find, Tiger, who is she?

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #23 I really to find me a red head..

  • Shawn

    woooo!!!!! dar!

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #37 and #50 Made me completely forget what I did at work today.

  • Hrdwood

    #47 Nice big jugs… wait…didn't I already say that?

  • alan

    #15 fuck you I'm fabulous!

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      i need a story ASAP!

    • feelthewind

      If you are confined by conformity and compliance, then, by definition, you are not free…..

      • A BiPolar Guy

        Not if that's what you choose for yourself.

    • fishstix

      Its Party Boy !

      • thedude325

        I was about to say, that's got to be Chris Pontius.

    • Nate

      If you look closely, you'll see that's not actually a rabbit.

  • theWizz

    #37 is that what i think it is?…

    • sportinachubby

      yes, yes it is.

  • thefauqur

    #40 That's the same special effects they used in the original Hulk that came out in 2003.


      Captain America?

    • penguin slayer

      Photoshop level Russian!

    • Fred Flintstone

      Everyday is upper body day..

    • dfjalksdfjal

      if you look closely you can tell that it's fake

      • Jakemo_1

        mind = blown

    • PNB

      That's either the best or the worst example of photoshopping I have ever seen.

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